The stand-in is my wife.

"I haven't had such a good night's sleep in eight hundred years."

Amanozaki propped up his upper body on the bed board and felt that his whole body was full of energy.

"Hinata, don't you think it's weird? It's summer, but it was so hot the night before. I didn't feel hot last night." Amanozaki complained while washing up.

In just one day, he had become accustomed to Hinata's life by his side.

In other words, the inside of his soul has turned into the appearance of 'Hinata'.

After washing up, Amanozaki rushed to the kitchen happily and asked: "What are you eating for breakfast? It smells so delicious!"

When the door curtain was opened, Amanozaki's face immediately turned to stone.

A tactical shield made of stamped special glass stands at the door of the kitchen. The special metal cross sandwiched in the stamped glass seems to not only strengthen the internal structure of the glass, but also resist external pressure.

There are multiple layers of clothes hanging on the erected shield. It doesn't look like normal home or work clothes, but more of a combat nature.

Of course, the most unbelievable thing is that under the clothes, there are two guns.

One is a pistol that can be seen everywhere in movies, and the other... looks like a glass glue barrel, but in fact it is a syringe used to insert needles.

A tall woman with white hair, her hair pulled into a bun, wearing a close-fitting shirt, her sleeves rolled up to her elbows, and the horns on her head were wiped clean and shiny, making her look extremely capable.

It was Seria.

That Ceria who is called Sedie.

"Hey, good morning." Ceria flipped the big wok with one hand, and the muscles in her forearms stretched into a curve that made it difficult for men to take their eyes away. When she saw Amanozaki, she opened her mouth with a bright smile with eight teeth, "Look at you. If I keep calling "Hinata" "Hinata", I won't be able to expose your fantasy."

Ceria flipped the spoon, and a brown and fragrant omelette came out of the oven.

"Here comes the Originium Omelette!"

Ceria yelled the name of the dish loudly, while pushing Amanozaki away. Amanozaki stepped back, without even taking two steps. Ceria picked up his entire body by his collar, like a chicken, and placed it at the door of the bedroom. On a low stool.

"Come, eat."

Putting a pair of chopsticks into his hands, Amanozaki, who didn't react for a moment, obediently picked up the omelette and took a bite.

Tears flowed freely.

Amanozaki moved his chopsticks like flying, and sacrificed a huge omelette to the Five Zang Temple in just a few bites.

"It's delicious, Hina... How did you do it, Ceria?" Amanozaki's mouth was filled with oil, and he licked the corners of his mouth unconsciously.

"It's the Originium Technique. I added the Originium Technique! Use the Originium Technique to control the calcium in the egg, so that the inside and outside of the egg are always kept at a relatively consistent temperature. Finally, I can cook an omelette that has both a caramel aroma and a sugary center!"

Seria said with a smile on her face. Under the bright morning sunshine in Yushan City, her teeth and smile were particularly dazzling.

Ah, so dazzling!

Is this the legendary boyfriend power?

Seria, who has never experienced those dark stories in the world of Terra, turns out to have such a sunny smile that can melt everything?

No, I'm a straight man, and straight men don't like men!

Amanozaki gave himself a slap and encouraged himself: Cheer up my heart! Be like a man!

After taking a short breath for air, Amanozaki raised his head and looked at Ceria with a serious face.

The face is obviously female and looks heroic because of the piercing eyes. The body proportions are perfect after rigorous training, and the strong upper and lower arms are wrapped in wheat-colored healthy skin.

There were faint undulations under the shirt, and it could be seen that she was indeed a woman. Following the curve, Amanozaki's eyes passed over the slippery collarbone and the elegant swan-like neck. Amanozaki couldn't help but swallow.

Facts once again proved to him that this was a genuine woman.

Seria, who was sitting opposite, rested her thighs with her elbows and her face with the back of her hand. She unconsciously shook a glass of cold boiled water with her other hand. She suddenly approached Amanozaki and asked softly:

"What are you thinking about?"

"I'm thinking about you... um!" Amanozaki was subdued by Ceria's aura and answered subconsciously, then shut up immediately.

This funny operation made Ceria burst into laughter. She stood up and scooped out the porridge from the pot and served the cold dishes. While serving the dishes, she said: "I told you a long time ago that the image has changed and the core is inconvenient. Didn't you hug me yesterday? Why are you so shy today? "

Amanozaki did not dare to talk to Seria any more. He felt that a certain bottom line he had adhered to for many years was gradually collapsing with Seria's "massive invasion."

Until now...

Ceria suddenly reached out her hand, took a grain of rice from the face of Amanozaki who was burying his head in silence, and threw it into her mouth.

This originally appeared countless times in anime. It is a skill for female characters to conquer male characters and show their good moral qualities and care for the male protagonist. Used by Seria.

She had no pretense and acted openly, openly and calmly.

As a result, the stunned Amanozaki became angry.

Amanozaki's heart was twisted and he was thinking hard. Suddenly, there seemed to be a bright light in front of his eyes. He took a closer look.

It was Seria who was sitting opposite, leaning against the door frame, with her head raised at 45 degrees. With a casual glance, she saw the awkward expression written on her face, and couldn't help but reveal a helpless, doting smile.

Reliable and sunny.

Is this smile the smell of the sunny land of Terra? Is this the irresistible girl dad? !

The sunshine version of Seria is too awesome!

Amanosaki's spirit was completely deflated at this moment. He threw the idea behind his head and thought:

Fuck his family status, I'm lying down.

Chapter 14: I NTR myself

Because Amanosaki was conquered by Saria's father-like spirit, the family status of Amanosaki's family was turned upside down in one sleep, and the person in charge today changed.

After breakfast, Amanosaki was driven to the room by Saria to draw character portraits. Saria said something like "You have to find a way to complete the story of the portraits you drew before in order to increase your popularity", and drove Amanosaki into the bedroom to draw.

"Alas, no, what should I draw for a while..."

Amanosaki complained. He was already blinded by the lard of love. His mind was full of romance and further restricted scenes. How could he have the mind to figure out the meaning of Saria's words?

Amanosaki turned on the computer, entered the Jianghu forum, posted his own [Gan Di] account, ignored the news related to himself, and began to flood various sections crazily.

He pursed his lips, and put a pressure-sensitive pen on his lips, shaking it as Amanozaki hummed.

That's right, Amanozaki had money in his pocket, and he made some plans last night. The first thing he planned was to slack off!

So after half an hour of spamming, Amanozaki quarreled with someone in a section of Fenghuaxueyue.

The reason was this.

As mentioned before, Fenghuaxueyue is a section that accepts both meat and vegetables. True news revelations can certainly win everyone's support, but fake stories can also satisfy everyone's curiosity.

Late last night, a user named 【小品生活】 posted a post on Fenghuaxueyue, saying that his son was effeminate and had no courage. How could he marry and have children and be a responsible man in the future? He complained a lot during the post.

This was normal. There were such things in the Fenghuaxueyue section every day. It was common to talk about family, marriage, parenting, and scolding superiors. Everyone was also discussing how to change the psychology of the poster's son.

At this time, someone replied: Then let your son find a wife who is responsible and courageous, and let him be a househusband for a while, okay? What era is it, and you still have to deal with male chauvinism. We men can also have a life of being supported and pampered.

The post started to change from here.

The question later changed from "how to make men regain their masculinity" to "do beautiful girls with masculinity really exist?"

Amanozaki saw this post and applauded.

What is "send a pillow when you are sleepy"?

This is "send a pillow when you are sleepy!"

He originally just planned to slack off, but when he saw such a good post that touched his heart, how could he not reply?

So he picked up the pressure-sensitive pen and worked hard for two hours, recording the psychological process of getting up this morning, seeing Saria, and being conquered by Saria's cooking skills and boyfriend power with uncolored and uncorrected comic sketches.

During the recollection, I twisted my toes in various ways, but the urgency of discovering a new world of operating systems and wanting to share it with netizens, and letting everyone understand the idea of ​​a new operating system, overcame everything.

After playing with the pen, Amanozaki also pretended to be in a certain Hu style.

[Grit Emperor]:

Thank you for not inviting me. You can put your questions aside for now. There are girlfriends like this.

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That's all.

After that, it was an anxious refresh process. Amanozaki bit the tip of the pen and kept muttering, "Why is no one replying?" "Ah, someone replied!"

Clicked it and saw a sentence: To be honest, this setting with some evil elements is quite exciting. Brother, if you can draw, draw more.

The subsequent blowout replies were all such as:

I kind of want to see the sequel, good brother, are there any more?

This drawing doesn't look like a real person. What are you drawing?

Although the style is a bit weird, it's really sweet. Is the girlfriend you mentioned actually a boyfriend? I was touched, hehe, etc.

Amanozaki had been prepared for the comments of the LSPs online. In this regard, there is no difference between the netizens on Earth and this world. All he needs to do is to popularize what is a wai niang and open the door to theory for these old men who are bold in body but poor in thought.

He also knew about the doubts about the painting style. After all, he is the only one in the world who is painting in a mature two-dimensional style. However, the success of the posters for the promotion of the Iron-hearted Train Man proves that the audience can actually accept it and is willing to accept it.

As for the third rotten girl's remarks... Amanozaki can only say that it is worthy of turning the traffic star into a world of knights. The rotten girl circle has flourished before other subculture circles have formed.

But the news that came later made Amanozaki unacceptable:

[True Soul]: What we are discussing is whether there are such women in reality. What do you want to prove by drawing a few strange and inhuman things? You can just have fun by yourself, but you still show off...

The swear words at the end are unbearable.

Yes, the online world is full of good and bad people, and there are always people who dump garbage. Amanozaki knows it. He is a very Buddhist person on the Internet, and will automatically block most of the dirty words he doesn't want to see.

But this person should never, ever say that Saria doesn't exist.

If it were on Earth, this sentence would only be a statement of fact.

But now Amanozaki has traveled through time, and traveled to a world full of superpowers, and even divided into innate and acquired, evil and demonic.

Then Saria should exist!

What's more, she is right outside the door now.

What’s more, this bastard said “inhuman things”?