The stand-in is my wife.

Amanozaki stopped rubbing his eyes and sighed in frustration.

Icarus in the anime likes round things, but he never expected, nor did he expect that his substitute girlfriend who got the identity of Icarus would also inherit her obsession with watermelons.

And even further, he came up with the weird idea of ​​cultivating his own watermelons.

'It seems that her shrewdness yesterday was only due to her status as Yubaba, but today she has become a pure girl. ’ Amanozaki thought, half disappointed and half happy.

A shrewd girl can handle many things. In the process of getting along with Yubaba and Tohsaka Rin, Amanozaki has almost adapted to a life dominated by women.

But natural girls also have benefits.

For example, they are easy to deceive, easily moved by small gifts, etc.

These remarks really shocked Lin Shuyu. She looked at Icarus, who had wings on his back, and her eyes swept over the girl's plump breasts and delicate skin. Feeling that she was inferior, she looked at Amanozaki and asked road:

"Angels like watermelons? Is heaven a melon field and God an old melon farmer? Don't tell me that human beings are made from watermelon seeds."

Amanozaki shook his head: "I don't even know how to verify Goldbach's conjecture, so how can I know about these complicated issues?"

"All right."

Lin Shuyu pressed her temples. Using [Heaven and Human Appearance] for a long time gave her a headache.

She deactivated her powers and took a fifteen-minute rest. At the same time, she took out a camera and a brand new digital tablet, a tablet, and a complete set of painting tools including a drawing board, gouache, paints, and brushes from the cabinet.

Then he pushed it all to Amanozaki.

"what's the situation."

Monk Amanozaki Joji was confused.

Lin Shuyu took a sip of tea and said slowly: "Originally, the task assigned to us was to participate in the protection of Sanjiang Reservoir. However, the destruction of the hall where the Sanjiang Reservoir knights and staff rested triggered a conflict between Qunxia Mountain and the government. Furious. Now the security of the reservoir has been upgraded to a new level, with a sub-rudder-level hero taking charge.”

"So we can go back?" Amanozaki was overjoyed.

"No."

Lin Shuyu shook his head regretfully, "Although I also want to go back, I can't."

"Since you were a scholar before becoming a knight, you are very popular in the Wenxing section of Jianghu Forum. So the organization decided to give you a task."

"I'm not being modest, you'd better hire someone else." Amanozaki answered without even thinking about it.

Lin Shuyu looked at Amanozaki in astonishment: "Don't you want to hear the specifics?"

Amanozaki covered his mouth: "Sorry, sorry, when you said you gave me a task just now, I subconsciously thought you were playing tricks."

"What's the joke?"

Amanozaki grinned, not knowing how to answer.

how to answer?

You can't explain to him that you came from time travel and were playing jokes about the Internet in your past life, right?

And this stuff can only be played for fun, so I can’t go into details. If you talk too much, you will be banned by the great river crab god.

In order to prevent Icarus, a natural idiot, from spilling the beans, he deliberately repeated "Don't talk, don't talk" in his head.

Icarus nodded at him and made a zipper motion with his fingers over his mouth.

'good girl! I know you are reliable! Amanozaki nodded inwardly, but remained calm on the surface, "Nothing, let's talk about the task assigned to me by the organization. I think it must be glorious and arduous, but I will complete it at all costs." "

"Ah...Okay." Lin Shuyu saw that Amanozaki was unwilling to say more and stopped asking. She picked up the tablet and swiped it to show Amanozaki the to-do items on it, and began to explain briefly:

"The destruction of the Sanjiang Hall is an out-and-out scandal, and it is a scandal that cannot be suppressed. There has been no such incident in China for thirty years."

"Yesterday, due to the emergency situation and related incidents caused by the inexplicable appearance of the soup house, the Qunxiashan and Yushan governments worked together to block the news. But no matter what, today, the government must also hold a press conference and at the same time inform reporters at home and abroad. Open the frontline interview channel, can you understand the necessity? "

Icarus tilted his head, expressing his incomprehension.

Amanozaki nodded, using his shallow political sense developed from being pressed on the head by a political teacher before the college entrance examination in his senior year of high school, watching "Xinwen Lianbo" every day and memorizing current political information, and replied:

"Understood, the entrance to the hall is managed by Qunxia Mountain, which is China's special department against evil heretics. The Sanjiang hall was destroyed by evil spirits. Its nature is no less bad than criminals blowing up the police station. It is an attack on [Qunxia Mountain] and The face of the government.”

"good!"

Lin Shuyu slapped the table, and his pretty face tightened. Hearing Amanozaki's words, a coldness visible to the naked eye hung on his face: "Especially, Sanjiang Tangkou is located in Yushan Branch. Although it is jointly governed by multiple organizations, The masses will not care about this, we will bear the biggest blame! Duke Hubo has been interviewed by the authorities. Although you and the monk Ye Huo from Songshan Branch have killed the evil leader, this is still a provocation!"

When Lin Shuyu read the word "provocative", he almost gritted his teeth.

A faint light popped out of her eyes, and her powers were activated due to emotional excitement.

Under the influence of [Heavenly Appearance], this beautiful girl whose figure was revealed by the suit and whose black silk legs overlapped on the revolving chair to create a slightly voluptuous figure instantly regained her composure.

It looked like a volcano that was about to erupt at any time and suddenly turned into an even more ancient glacier.

'Does super high IQ bring absolute rationality... Others tend to become more violent as they get more excited, but Miss Lin becomes more agitated and more abstinent. ’ Amanozaki looked at the contrasting scene between Lin Shu and Yu and found it very interesting.

Lin Shuyu didn't realize that Amanozaki was watching her for amusement, and she continued to talk: "So even in order to rectify the name of Yushan Branch, we still need to let reporters in. Not to mention that Sanjiang Tangkou is related to Sanjiang Reservoir, 300 The reservoir capacity of 100 million cubic meters can determine the safety of people in many downstream provinces, and we need to immediately confirm to the outside world that the reservoir is safe."

Amanozaki pursed his lips and nodded, trying not to laugh out loud at the contrast between Lin Shuyu's violent appearance:

"What you said makes sense, and I also feel that these things cannot be delayed."

He moved his butt and spread his hands: "But what does this have to do with me?"

"Whether it's entertaining reporters or holding a press conference, you need someone who is eloquent and knowledgeable. Ms. Lin doesn't think I can handle such a large press conference where domestic and foreign reporters will be present, right? What's more, I don't even have a diploma. A truly illiterate person.”

In fact, there are, but they are high school diplomas and college diplomas from Earth. Hmm... I still haven't received my college diploma at school. But they are all the same. Earth’s graduation certificate cannot control the job opportunities in this world, it is just a piece of waste paper.

Lin Shuyu raised her nose and hummed a few times without comment. She slid the tablet, and ID photos of several people appeared on the screen.

"In order to save face, the branch and the Yushan government have submitted a proposal to the capital to apply for the complete destruction of the four-clawed fish in our waters. The capital has signed an extermination order. This will be announced at today's press conference. ”

Wait, what the hell is an extermination order? Why did the painting style suddenly change to Warhammer?

Amanozaki had countless things to say in his heart, but in the end he patiently asked a realistic question: "Won't he be protested by some international Marist organization?"

Lin Shuyu waved his hands in disgust: "Then let them go to the sea and ask them personally how they feel about the extermination order of the four-clawed fish, and then come back alive and tell us. Maybe the government will consider it."

"Understood." Amanozaki nodded.

A contemporary version of "Gongsun Bao Zhi Ye" in another world, but the witch has become a virgin, and the so-called river god has been replaced by a four-clawed fish.

Amanozaki doesn't think that the violent monster fish dominated by evil spirits can communicate friendly with humans.

Lin Shuyu pointed to the ID photo on the tablet and crossed it to the column with Amanosaki: "The extermination order has been signed twice since the founding of the People's Republic of China. Each time, the central and local governments will send a production team to record a special documentary for future reference. People research. In modern times, the Internet is more developed than in the past, so we have gained an opportunity.”

"In addition to the program team, we also plan to use live broadcasts, illustrations and other means to promote this matter across the entire network. It just so happens that you have previous experience in taking orders for painting, you also have acquaintances in the circle, and you are from Yushan Branch. So this time we plan to let you participate in this operation."

Lin Shuyu looked at Icarus meaningfully, as if to say that this time you are able to enter this program group where countless people are trying to become famous, and your girlfriend is indispensable.

But then her voice changed: "But it seems that you were a little unhappy just now, well, it's no wonder, after all, you don't see many angel girlfriends!"

Lin Shuyu held her chin and smiled half-heartedly: "We always adhere to the principle of voluntariness. If you don't want to, just cross out your name."

As she spoke, she pressed her finger on Amanozaki's ID photo, and a big red cross really popped out in the upper right corner of the ID photo!

Amanozaki immediately jumped up and grabbed Lin Shuyu's hand. His face was very close and his words were so sincere that he almost burst into tears:

"Caifeng, right? Leave it to me! Make sure to complete the tasks assigned by the organization!"

Chapter 67: The Art of the Construction Site (4500)

Amanozaki grabbed Lin Shuyu's hand with a sincerity that Lin Shuyu had never seen before.

Being caught by Amanozaki in this way, Lin Shuyu was so excited that he could no longer maintain his supernatural powers and exited the state of [Heaven and Man].

With her pretty face silently climbing up to the crimson red clouds, Lin Shuyu bit her lip and struggled to pull out her hand, muttering her cheeks and turning around, operating on the tablet in a panic.

"Since you are so motivated, I will report your information."

Lin Shuyu spoke quickly, biting the tip of his tongue in panic, and closed his eyes with a "goo", and crystal tears jumped out of the corners of his eyes.

Even Amanosaki, who has watched countless movies, anime, TV series, and beauties from ancient and modern times in the information age, has to admit that Lin Shuyu, who can seamlessly switch between iceberg and gentleness, is a Very pretty girl.

Especially the contrast between the iceberg beauty and the sudden loss of cuteness just now, he gave it a hundred points.

Beautiful girls with contrasting cuteness are truly treasures of the world.

"Nozaki, hormones are raging."

Icarus held the watermelon and described the objective facts in a declarative tone, "norepinephrine surges, heartbeat accelerates, endorphins increase, abnormal reactions, data comparison in progress...comparison completed, according to pig, cow, spirit Comparing the secretion of long-term biological hormones, the preliminary judgment is that it is in estrus. "

"Don't become a data maniac at this time! How did you manage to use a bunch of cold data to describe the obscenity!?" Amanozaki quickly covered Icarus's mouth. Icarus had obviously promised I won't interrupt!

Ikaros, whose mouth was covered, made a triumphant sound. She detected that Amanozaki's heartbeat exceeded 150/minute. At the same time, the hormone level quickly changed from biological estrus to embarrassment. Glucocorticoids and thyroid hormones surged, successfully changing Amanozaki's mentality.

She had no resentment towards Lin Shuyu, but she still successfully guarded against him!

Brave Ikaros, not afraid of difficulties!

Even though she lost the female-specific eloquence because of her current identity, she still kept an eye on Amanozaki!

This is a victory for science, and biology has made great contributions!

The morning sun in Yushan Province was already quite scorching, and the air temperature was rising slowly and steadily. Amanozaki was sweating profusely at this time. He said embarrassedly: "The temperature of this air conditioner is a bit high."

Lin Shuyu turned his back to him, his ears were as red as a crab shell out of the pot, and he pointed at the desktop air conditioner standing at the corner of the table.

Amanozaki looked at the big "16" on the display screen, and his toes were awkwardly buckling the soles of his shoes, thinking that he was going to buckle out a three-bedroom and one-living room. He covered Ikaros' mouth tightly, not letting her say anything, and whispered;

"Ah, the air conditioner may be broken."

Lin Shuyu shrugged her shoulders, lowered her head slightly, and her voice was trembling slightly. She tried her best to control her emotions and said word by word: "The branch and the government are drawing up a list. In the morning, you will collect folk songs at the site of the reconstruction of the ruins, and in the afternoon, you will set off with the expedition team."

"Because it is an extermination order signed by the central government, all provinces and cities along the river will actively cooperate. What you need to do is to record the heroic posture of the expedition team."

Amanozaki nodded repeatedly. He wiped the sweat from his forehead, carried Ikaros on his shoulders, and said "I'll go now", and quickly slipped out of the tent.

When the footsteps could no longer be heard, Lin Shuyu finally couldn't hold it anymore. She trembled all over and laughed out loud.

Ikaros's explicit words certainly made her ashamed and angry, but Amanozaki's embarrassed look just now was indeed quite funny.

She smiled and sent a message to her uncle.

Soon, Lin Shuyu's name appeared in the filming team of the expedition team.

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The sun was shining, the ruins of Sanjiang Hall... now it should be called the reconstruction site of Sanjiang Hall. The temperature of the construction site soon exceeded 30 degrees and continued to rise.

The ground temperature exceeded 40 degrees due to direct sunlight, which was so hot that it burned feet.

Amanozaki sat on the steel frame, holding a brand new tablet in his hand, with seven or eight full bags tied around his waist, snorting comfortably, like an old cow chewing water grass by the river.