The stand-in is my wife.
Section 80
"Hey! It's just that you've been eating rice for more than ten years and have seen a lot." The driver waved his hand.
"You two are knights now! You are definitely young talents. Have you seen TV dramas? Do you know how the elegant knights on TV pick up the female knights?"
Amanozaki glanced at Ikaros with his peripheral vision, and indeed saw the girl who was lowering her head and was too shy to look at anyone.
Amanozaki thought to himself that only Ikaros could tolerate your straightforwardness of talking about "picking up girls" in front of girls. If it was a character like Rin Tohsaka or Hinata Hyuga, your car would have to be sent to the factory for a major repair today.
Maybe you have to buy a new car.
But he still shook his head: "I don't know."
"Don't know? I'll tell you!" The driver honked the horn, and in the sharp sound of the horn, his voice was like a bell:
"When a knight falls in love, he has to make up a pretext and win over other knights."
"Make up a pretext means finding an excuse to be alone with the female knight, so that there is a chance to cultivate feelings."
"Winning over other knights can eliminate competitors."
"Then, do you know what it means to gallop on a horse and be unrestrained? It means taking a female knight, riding a horse together, and visiting famous places all over the world!"
At this point, the driver slapped the seat next to him:
"Hey! Today, my car and I are your thousand-mile horses!"
"What's your surname, young knight!"
"Tian."
"What's your name?"
"Nozaki." Tian Nozaki replied blankly.
"Okay!" The driver lit up a cigarette, took a long puff, and exhaled the thick smoke, "Young knight Tian, let me ask you, what is the most important thing when you let your horse run wild with a girl?"
"What is it?"
"It's unrestrained! It's fun!" The driver stared.
"Take the girl, ride a fast horse, watch the spring river and autumn moon, watch the lonely smoke in the desert. The important thing is to be fast! As for whether to take a detour or not, is it important in front of the girl? That's shit!"
Amanozaki nodded repeatedly and said he was an expert.
At this time, the driver pointed to a car behind him, with a lonely face: "See? That car has followed me for several streets. I took a detour and he also took a detour. It's obvious that he is following us."
Amanozaki turned his head and looked through the car window. His enhanced eyes saw the strange costumes of the Fengdu branch in the car. He thought to himself, why don't they even pretend.
So Amanozaki shouted to the driver: "Uncle! That's my rival! He is not satisfied with me chasing this heroine, and he is here to find a place! Please take two more detours to get rid of them! I'll pay for the violation!"
"No problem!"
Hearing the scenes in the TV series come true one by one, the driver was so excited that his lips trembled. He thought to himself that just for this matter, I would drink with the brothers in the taxi company and brag about it for a year!
So he stepped on the accelerator and the needle instantly rushed to 120 miles per hour.
At the same time, in the back seat of the car.
"Report to headquarters, the target vehicle has spotted us and is taking a detour. Request vehicle reinforcement."
The officer who was waiting with Li Junzi in the lounge of the government building said to Li Junzi with a little excitement: "This young man Amanozaki is really amazing! The taxi he took shook off eight tracking cars! I checked and found that the driver is a retired black car racer who has won the championship of underground black car races in other provinces!"
"This is a great help! The more anxious the branch is, the more favorable our negotiations will be!"
After listening to the officer's introduction, Li Junzi, who learned that Amanozaki was shopping with Ikaros on the pedestrian street, slapped his thigh and sighed:
"Brother is worthy of being the eldest brother. He has done his work while dating. I am still too young!"
"The sincere fare is 120 yuan, 4,000 yuan for violations, and 2,000 yuan for other losses."
On the pedestrian street, the driver uncle leaned against the hot car door and smoked happily.
"So expensive?"
"Nonsense, I ran four red lights and changed lanes on solid lines several times. My driver's license is going to be revoked. I'm going to be in jail for a few days. I have to take the driver's license test again. I've lost a lot."
Amanozaki reached into his pocket and found that he didn't have enough money, so he took out two gold bars and threw them over.
"No need to change." He left with Ikaros.
"Arrogant!" The driver looked at the gold bars in his hand and smiled.
The gold bars collided in his hands, and with the crisp sound, the driver felt that the ending of paying with gold bars was really full of martial arts stories.
Then Amanozaki took Ikaros back.
"Why, brother, do you need change?"
"No." Amanozaki scratched his head a little embarrassedly, "I want to ask where there is a bathhouse. I have to wash off the stench."
The driver was happy. He hugged Amanozaki's neck and pointed to the end of the street, "See? That street corner is reserved by a barber shop and turned into a barber street. You take your girlfriend there, apply for a diamond VIP card, and then ask them for the employee bathroom."
Amanozaki hesitated: "Is this okay?"
"Nonsense! Customers are God! Besides, brother, you are so rich, you are the creator. No one can make things difficult for the creator. Don't worry!"
The driver sent the two away, hid the gold bars under the car seat, rolled up his sleeves and took out a handkerchief, poured some water and began to wipe the hot front hood, humming a little tune leisurely.
More than ten minutes passed.
In a sharp brake sound, the late Fengdu branch knights rushed out of the car and pounced on the taxi like wolves.
Then they saw a jaw-dropping scene.
When the taxi uncle saw the knight, he threw away his handkerchief, skillfully took out his wallet, ID card, cigarette case, took off his watch, lay down on the hood of the car that had cooled down, raised his head, and looked at everyone cheerfully:
"Hey! It's so hot, I'm going to have a heat stroke, hurry up! I haven't drunk the tea from Qunxiashan Bureau yet!"
Chapter 83: Makeup
Amanosaki and Icarus did not go directly to the barber street. Instead, they went to the bank to exchange some gold bars into cash. Then they randomly found a clothing store and spent money to buy a complete set of couple's mannequins in the window. Just pretend, and then apply for the card at the barber street counter.
Everything was as the driver uncle expected.
Amanosaki looks handsome, and he has a fierce aura about him that has just finished the battle, which is hard to ignore.
The identity and stunning appearance of Icarus Angel made the stylists in the barber street ready to use scissors.
Such a beautiful and lovely person can be said to be the perfect carrier for all hairstyles. No aspiring stylist can restrain the passion to display his art on such a perfect head.
What's more, after Nozaki took out a bundle of banknotes and shouted "Apply for a card" that day, the stylist and the front desk looked at the two people with softer eyes.
The eyes were as gentle as a long-lost child seeing its parents.
So Nozaki asked to use the staff bathroom to take a bath and change clothes that day, and he enthusiastically agreed.
When he was on Earth, it would take Amanozaki about half an hour to take a bath. He would always take a slow bath to get rid of his fatigue.
But since time traveling, Amanozaki has changed this luxurious habit.
His bathing time is also limited to ten minutes.
So when he came out, the enthusiastic people in Barber Street did not recognize him for a while.
One person didn't believe that such a rich man could move so fast, and the other person really didn't connect the handsome man in front of him with the young hero from before.
After taking off his uniform and putting on a trendy brand that he didn't understand, Amanozaki's angular muscles were covered by loose clothes, and his slightly damp hair was clustered into thousands of small bunches, which made him look less like a knight. Strong and firm, with a little more roundness, he looks like a male character coming out of a shojo manga.
But his eyes were still sharp, observing the surroundings with a little caution, wary of the Fengdu knights who might appear.
It is this look that makes him stand out from other handsome men on the street. He looks like a Siberian lone wolf, walking through the lively crowd like a lone wolf wandering in a dense frozen forest.
The soft lines are like fluffy wolf fur, and the sharp eyes have the arrogance of a hunter.
The female customers having their hair done in the barber street were confused for a while.
The male customers here all looked as if they were facing an enemy, and everyone suddenly came up with an idea.
"This is a powerful enemy!"
Amanozaki walked to the front desk and asked where Icarus was. The beautiful young lady who had just received him looked at Amanozaki blankly and with a bit of obsession, and said in a trance:
"May I ask you are……"
Amanozaki took out the VIP card and looked at the serial number on it. The front desk lady immediately recalled the man with a bloody murderous look. She stared at the handsome man in front of her in astonishment, unable to connect him with the knight.
But her professionalism still allowed her to put on her brightest smile and lead the way for Amanozaki.
After twisting and turning on Barber Street, I finally saw Icarus in a store.
After time travel, Amanozaki has been busy with work, but before time travel, he had a lot of time to surf the Internet, so he knew very well that it takes a lot of time for girls to do their hair, so he had already said hello in advance, asking for the best stylist and the best haircut. Quick head.
So when he sat next to Icarus, Icarus seemed to have been abducted by aliens. His head was covered by some kind of semicircular hair dyeing equipment, and he was holding a hairdressing manual and reading it with relish. With.
After discovering Amanozaki, she just narrowed her crescent-shaped eyes, smiled at herself, and sat reservedly.
"Please take a seat."
There was already a stylist waiting for the empty seat next to Icarus. He rubbed his hands and looked at Amanozaki with a keen eye. His belt buckle was covered with scissors and clippers of various types. Next to him were two carts filled with bottles and cans. trolley.
Amanozaki, who sat down with an attitude of resignation, had been mentally prepared to suffer for a period of time, but the reality was beyond his expectation.
Because in the next half hour, he had no time to sit still.
This barber street cooperates with other merchants in the entire commercial street, and they do provide equivalent services to customers who apply for cards.
While Icarus was getting her hair done, various cosmetics stores pushed their own products and put them out one by one under the command of the makeup artist.
Amanozaki watched as he was surrounded by glass bottles of different styles that looked like some kind of artwork. Under the control of the makeup team, they were placed on Icarus's face one by one.
"Your girl is very beautiful." The barber praised Amanozaki while trimming his temples:
"So you don't need to wear heavy makeup or even natural makeup."
"What is natural makeup?" Amanozaki asked.
"It's the kind of thing that after the painting is finished, it feels like there is no painting at all. It looks as if the girl was born so beautiful."
"I thought blushing and lipstick meant heavy makeup." Amanozaki answered honestly.
The stylist smiled and tilted Amanozaki's head: "Don't keep staring at the girl. This will save you a lot of surprises."
Amanozaki nodded awkwardly, knowing that this was the stylist's euphemism for his head being too crooked and affecting their work.
But before long the stylist had to straighten his head again.
"If it doesn't work, just give it a casual cut." Amanozaki couldn't help but say, "You don't get many opportunities to see your girlfriend put on makeup."
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