The State Arranged For Me To Farm
Chapter 72: one more
The shadow of watching a horror movie last time is still deeply buried in Xiaolu's whereabouts. It doesn't want to be **** with mynah at all, and it doesn't want to watch horror movies at all: I don't want to watch it.
The starling didn't watch it, but said with great interest: "Little dwarf, please be quiet, don't interfere with my watching TV."
Little Green shook the leaves: Bald Bird, you have no idea what you are going to face!
Of course the starling didn't know, it just thought it was Lin Ling's preference for it: "You're just jealous."
Xiaolu looked at mynah like an idiot, and cursed secretly: You idiot!
After scolding the disapproving starling, it looked at Lin Ling aggrieved: I will never touch your things again, can you stop letting me see it.
"No, who told you to break my tape recorder." In order to prevent the two of them from escaping, Lin Ling tore off a piece of tape and tied the starling and Xiaolu to the sofa. Time to stop."
After Lin Ling **** the two cubs, she looked back at the blood-red writing on the TV screen, and then immediately walked upstairs. Although she knew it was fake, she still didn't like watching horror movies at all.
Not long after going upstairs, I heard several screams of starlings one after another: "Oh my god! Help... I'm scared to death..."
"Boss, I don't want to watch it anymore..." Mynah closed his eyes, and tightly hugged Xiaolu who was pretending to be dead: "Why is it so scary?"
Xiaolu said angrily: I told you a long time ago.
"Who knew it would be like this!" Mynah yelled for a while, but after yelling, it couldn't help opening its eyes to watch a horror movie, and slowly it was attracted by the storyline, "Little dwarf, hurry up!" Look, that woman came out of the TV..."
Xiaolu raised her head to look at the TV, and was startled by Sadako who came out of the TV.
The starling stared at her shiny black eyes: "Will her head hurt?"
Xiaolu shook her head and said she didn't know.
The starling clicked twice again: "If only I could get into the TV, I can watch all the TV series hidden by the boss. What I want to watch most is the Journey to the West that you have watched."
Little Green also wants to have this ability: I want to see Xi Yangyang and Big Big Wolf.
Mynah is full of question marks: Sheep? The sheep raised by Qiao Feng's hometown?
Xiaolu nodded: I want to eat sheep.
Starlings also want to eat, but where can there be sheep? It carefully recalled the places it had traveled for so many years, as if it had never seen a sheep.
Lin Ling, who was lying on the bed, heard the mynah yelling a few times, but never heard anything again. Could it be that she fainted from fright? She got up worried and wanted to go downstairs to have a look.
But as soon as she reached the stairs, she heard the starling and Xiaolu talking about the 'sheep', she sneered, she really thought too much.
Lin Ling turned around and went back to the house, closed the door and went to sleep!
On the second day, after dawn.
At the end of Xia and Brother Chou ran downstairs quickly, watching starling and little green who were forced to watch horror movies such as "Midnight Ring", "The Grudge" and "Ghost Shadow" all night lying on the bed expressionlessly. On the sofa, I don't know whether I was scared stupid, or scared crazy.
Xia Mo looked at Mynah and Xiaolu sympathetically, it's fine that mynah likes to talk cheap, but Xiaolu has been with Lin Ling for so long, why doesn't she know her temper?
She generally won't get angry if she doesn't touch her bottom line, but she won't let you go easily, and she can always think of some ways to torture you psychologically.
Recalling that he was also punished to watch horror movies and memorize dictionaries, he shuddered with fear. Fortunately, he didn't do bad things with Xiaolu.
The chicken ancestor walked into the living room swaggeringly, and gloated and asked: Is it good-looking?
The starling said, "It looks good."
The chicken ancestor shook its wings, and the sound was scary, and you still want to coax it?
"I really don't lie to you." Mynah stood up and shook his feathers: "The more you look at it, the better it looks."
"There are a group of people in it that are super funny." Mynah imitated the dialogue in a Thai movie and said: "Sawadika... Kaka Kaka..."
At the end of Xia, he looked at the starling suspiciously, confirming his thoughts just now, the starling was really scared crazy.
The Chicken Ancestor also thinks there is something wrong with mynah: Are you scared out of your wits?
"Nonsense!" Mynah snorted, "Actually, I'm not afraid at all, it's just that the music is a bit oozing, so I won't be afraid after watching it a few times."
Ji Zuzu and Xia Mo didn't believe it.
"Should I let you have a look? You won't be afraid if you look at it more." The starling said and jumped on the battery that had been discharged: "Charge the ugly brother."
The ugly brother lying at the door didn't want to get involved, he wagged his tail, and continued to close his eyes and rest.
The chicken ancestor turned around and ran outside. If he didn't run away, the broken bird would try to murder him.
"You cowards!" Starling looked at Xia Mo and Ji Zuzong who ran away, and sighed, "Why can't you be fooled?"
Xiaolu looked at mynah with an expression of looking at a fool: Who would believe you when you say that?
The starling shook its wings: "It's not scary at all, but I get used to it when I'm scared."
Starling and Xiaolu, who watched the horror movie all night, have successfully completed the desensitization treatment. As long as they keep silently thinking that this is fake, this is fake, they will not be afraid.
The starling paused, and said with emotion: "Why didn't Sadako crawl out of our TV?"
"If she dares to climb out, I can let her float into the house with me to sleep with the boss."
The ugly brother outside the door glanced back at the starling starling: Shameless stinky bird, what kind of wolf ambition is this?
Mynah: "If I think about it, can't I?"
Xiaolu firmly said: No! Stinking rogue!
The starling pecked Xiaolu angrily: "Have you forgotten how pitifully you were hiding under my wings last night?"
Xiaolu firmly refused to admit it: I didn't.
"Little dwarf, you won't admit it when you took advantage of me?" Mynah raised his voice and shouted to the door: "Boss, come and see, the little dwarf cheated money and sex."
Little Green's leaves are all green with anger: I am! You look so ugly! I don't care about it!
Starling straightened up: "Little dwarf, are you blind? I'm handsome and suave, with flowers blooming and tires blowing out."
Xiaolu wants to vomit: Vomit!
The starling didn't care, and then said: "I think I was the most handsome one in that kindergarten at the time. The little girl named Xiaoying who lives on the second floor likes to peek at me. If I didn't strictly reject her, she would definitely fell in love with me."
"..." Lin Ling who was passing by the door happened to hear this sentence: "Are you sure she doesn't want to eat meat?"
Starling was stunned: "Impossible! She must be in love with me!"
"After all, it's rare to see a bird as handsome and eloquent as me."
Lin Ling rolled her eyes in disgust: "I finally know why I haven't seen a cow for so long."
Starling tilted his head: What do you mean?
Lin Ling: "I love bragging so much that I blow my bragging to death."
Starling covered his heart: "Boss, you broke my heart..."
Lin Ling didn't bother to pay attention to Starling's posturing, turned around and left the room.
It was still sweltering outside, but the sky was much brighter than it was half a year ago. It could be seen that the thousands of acres of vegetation she had planted had played a certain role.
Lin Ling looked at the gray sky and continued to work hard to restore the blue sky and white clouds as soon as possible.
But she didn't go to that mountain forest to look for seeds again, one is because the work in the field has come out again now, and the other is because last time she found some vines such as ivy and river vines from the woods last time, these plants have the ability to grow Very strong, give some water every day, and they all grow against the wind.
In just one month, the ivy planted against the wall has climbed a large wall. It is estimated that after another year or so, the wall will be completely covered.
After the other vines germinated and grew new rhizomes, she cut them directly and transplanted them, which can also reduce unnecessary risks when going out.
In addition to the good growth of the vegetation, the hundreds of chickens raised eat and drink a lot of **** every day.
After driving all the chickens to the bamboo forest, she took a broom and shovel to clean the chicken coop, and swept the chicken cakes mixed with plant ash outside the house to pile them up. After a few days of fermentation, they could be used as fertilizer Fertilize.
Because there was not much fertilizer, Lin Ling only fertilized the less-planted wheat and rapeseed when it was ready for use.
After five days of fertilization, the initial results will be seen. The growth of fertilized wheat and **** is much better than that of unfertilized rice, potatoes, and corn. It is estimated that the yield will increase a lot when the harvest season comes.
Looking at the lush wheat seedlings, Lin Ling looked forward to the future a little more.
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