The straight man in the entertainment circle

Starting point conference venue.

The backstage of the program "New Year's Release" was crowded with people.

There are platinum masters who have been famous for a long time, and there are also some newbies who look at a loss. They look at the stage that is about to kick off, and they are all eager to try but anxious.

"What comes next is... it's hard to describe!"

Following this reminder, a handsome and handsome man with an extraordinary appearance stood up behind the stage. Many contestants in the backstage looked at him and felt jealous.

At the same time, they secretly comforted themselves in their hearts: Fortunately, this is not a competition based on appearance, otherwise it would be a fart!

At this time, the player who is hard to describe has already stepped onto the stage.

Above the stage, there are three judges.

First place: Mr. Ziliang, a famous editor who is famous both at home and abroad.

Second place: The straight men in the entertainment industry, there are many superstars who do whatever they don’t accept.

Third place: Rich in learning, rich in knowledge, and known as Qidian Shennong, Lord Reader.

"Hello everyone, I am a contestant this time. I can't describe it in a word."

Ziliang looked at the data: "Your book is indeed a bit difficult to describe in one sentence."

Hard to say in one sentence: "..."

Mr. Reader: "Everyone is asking, how come you are writing a suspense book from a city? You must have gone to the wrong venue!"

It’s hard to explain in one sentence: “This matter... I said it in the work related...”

Lin Li: "Haha, do you think I will believe your pale explanation? I have heard that it is PY trading. I hate people like you the most!"

Ziliang: "..."

Hard to say in one sentence: "..."

Ziliang: "Okay, let me tell you first, why did you come to compete?"

"Because...I...I have reached my word count. People came here with 150,000, and I already have 250,000. Moreover, the 1st is a good day. Gods fight, and I am honored to participate." He said in a word.

"False, it's too false. Can you tell the truth?" Lin Li said sternly.

He was stunned for a moment, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said in a low voice: "Actually... it's just that you can have perfect attendance on the shelves on the 1st!"

The reader was uninterested: "I've read a little bit of your book, but it's not good. The front part is a bit toxic and I can't stand it."

It's hard to say in one sentence: "It will be much better after seeing it..."

Reader: "If you can't watch the front, who will pay to watch the back? The competition is about to take place on stage. Can you come up with something useful to stimulate our urge to read! If you don't stimulate me, how can I give it to you? First order!”

When I heard about the first order, I hesitated for a while and then suddenly raised my head, seemingly giving up.

"Teachers, I'm sick!"

Reader: "Okay~"

(The scene in Huang Bo’s Journey to the West Conquering the Demons, imagine it by yourself)

"If something tragic happens, tell me quickly!"

When I saw that the reader was interested, he suddenly looked like he was about to cry.

"I'm sick. Really. Since I was preparing for this competition, I've found that I have a lot of illnesses. As a single older man, for this competition, I repeatedly rejected invitations from beautiful girls and kept immersed in typing. Day and night, this must be a disease."

Lin Li: "If you refuse, just refuse. Isn't it normal?"

Hard to say in one sentence: "..."

"One day no one said I was short and weak, and I felt uncomfortable. It must be a disease."

Ziliang: "You need to go to the hospital for treatment."

Hard to say in one sentence: "..."

"I meet some book friends who tell me to hurry up. Even if they are big guys who pick their feet, I am happy!"

Lin Li: "This is not a disease, it is a abnormality!"

Hard to say in one sentence: "..."

"I stay up late and my hair falls out. Is it a disease?"

Lin Li: "Is it hereditary?"

Hard to say in one sentence: "..."

He couldn't bear it any longer and took out a blade from his pocket, which was sent to him by an unknown book friend.

"What about my hemorrhoids, cervical spondylosis, insomnia, depression, and violent tendencies?"

Lin Li, Ziliang and Mr. Reader were so frightened that they sat upright when they saw the shining blade.

"Uh...it seems like you are really sick!"

Hearing a few words, he saw that his trick seemed to be working well and raised a smile.

She put away the blade and said: "As we all know, for those who write books, it is natural and reasonable to carry a blade with you when you go on stage."

The three judges smiled bitterly and said, "Yes, yes, everything you say is right."

It's hard to explain in one sentence: "Three judges, I have specially prepared a song today. Can you show your shame?"

Lin Li smiled bitterly and said, "Forget it..."

He took out a pen and said, "Believe it or not, I will let you and Pan Ke fall in love tomorrow?"

Lin Li's smile froze and he changed his words: "I think you are ready. You must sing well. I can't wait."

It’s hard to describe in one sentence: “What I brought this time is the song “Feeling Like Platinum”.”

Ziliang's inner os: I have never produced a platinum, but there are quite a few idiots!

Seeing no response from the three judges, he took out his razor blade and pen again.

"Everyone is welcome!"

When Lin Li saw Blade, Ziliang and Mr. Reader, they all applauded.

Without a word, he put away the blade and pen and opened his mouth.

Sometimes I feel like a platinum

Everyone knows I'm hard to say

So whenever the editor doesn’t give a recommendation

Tell yourself that Platinum is just pretending to be a street fighter

Sometimes I feel like a platinum

Recommendations and rewards can be used for book reviews and are inexhaustible.

So when I see nothing

It’s just that book lovers need a rest

Platinum, platinum, we love you

You can’t continue without your starting point

In order to keep book lovers alive

You need to take care of yourself

Platinum, platinum, we support you

Support all decisions you make

Don’t hesitate to be yourself boldly

Platinum is always popular

…………

After finishing the song at a loss for words, he asked: "Look, is my performance okay?"

"Ok, Ok……"

The three judges hugged each other tightly and nodded repeatedly, thinking to themselves: "This guy is crazy about writing."

"So, can I put it on the shelves on the 1st?"

"Go ahead, the new world is waiting for you, Ollie!"

Ziliang said in a tone that he learned to talk to a madman.

After hearing a lot of words, my confidence increased greatly, and I walked onto the stage to be put on the shelves...

(The above content is just for Bojun’s laugh.

PS: If you think the author’s illnesses in the mini-theatrical version are true, then they are false. If you think it's fake, it's true. )'

Below is the official version.

Tomorrow, at midnight on the first day of the New Year in 2020, is also the 58th day since the release of this book. After nearly 2 months, this book will be on the shelves.

Suddenly it felt a bit like sending your daughter off to get married.

The "Super Voice" competition is coming to an end, and there are more exciting events and difficulties waiting for Lin Li.

As for when and where Lin Li can go, I have a direction, but at first glance, the road is not so clear. I need your company and opinions.

This time is my attempt. I am also crossing the river by feeling the stones. There are some places on the way that everyone thinks are quite poisonous. I am very happy that you persisted until here.

I will pay more attention to it later.

After it is put on the shelves, some people may leave, but I am still very grateful to you for accompanying me all the way!

Let’s talk about the addition.

This book now has a collection of 25,000.

I know that the subscription ratio shouldn’t be too good, so I don’t want to use 10:1.

But... I still have the extravagant hope that it won't look too ugly.

So as a compromise, the first order is 1,500.

This is almost a 17:1 subscription ratio, I hope it won’t be too embarrassing.

So, I’m asking you all!

Okay, let’s get back to the subject, there will definitely be 10,000 words of updates on the first day. If the first order is more than 1,500, the author Jun’s 10,000 words of updates will continue for five days.

If it doesn't arrive...

Let me cry...

The uniformity is calculated from 0, and for every 100 uniformity, I will add three updates. I am very sincere. Think about it if the uniformity is 10,000...

The reward is still ten thousand plus one, there is no cap.

I don’t have many manuscripts saved. I may have to reserve some for visiting relatives during the Chinese New Year...

but! !

Even so, I still have to say, come and fuck me if you are a brother! !

嘤嘤嘤……

The situation is what it is, and what is happening is what it is.

I was mentally prepared to knock down my grandma's house.

What else can I say...

So here it is, wishing everyone a Happy New Year in advance!

I hope we can all have the life we ​​want in 2020.

Well, that’s it, see you next year~~

O(∩_∩)O~~