The straight man in the entertainment circle

Hearing Lin Li say that he didn't know the answer himself, and hearing the laughter around him, Tang Jun was stunned.

For the first time, Tang Jun felt how terrifying Lin Li was!

The knives he used on him would be caught by him, and then became his weapons, and then used by him to insert into himself.

I was so naive to want to plot against him!

"Mr. Tang Jun still has doubts about Lin Li's college entrance examination results?"

Hu Jianping asked, obviously thinking that the matter was over.

Tang Jun was speechless at this time, but Zhang Cheng was still unconvinced and said: "The on-the-spot composition test hasn't been taken yet!"

This time, Tang Jun and Zhang Cheng were together. The purpose of their coming here was to test Lin Li again. Lin Li had proven his historical skills today, and no one would question it again.

But Zhang Cheng still didn't believe that Lin Li could write a perfect composition like "The Death of Red Rabbit".

"Come on." Lin Li said.

【Are you going to compose on the spot again? 】

[Excited, this time I can see Lin Li writing an article with my own eyes. 】

[You can’t watch the songwriting, but it’s good to watch Lin Li write the articles. 】

[Don’t expect too much, it’s impossible to beat “Death of the Red Rabbit”. 】

[I think so, but as long as it’s not too bad. 】

[Even if Lin Li doesn’t write anything, he is already today’s winner. 】

[This classmate Lin Li is also a tough guy. Tang Jun is ahead of the curve, but he still doesn’t know how to restrain himself. Does he have to be slapped in the face by Lin Li? 】

[It is said that he is a study committee member, but he also looks like he has a bad mind. 】

[No matter how you brag, I don’t believe Lin Li can write a better on-the-spot composition. 】

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"Lin Li, are you ready?"

Seeing that Zhang Cheng wanted to continue, Hu Jianping turned to ask Lin Li.

"Nothing to prepare, let's get started."

Lin Li said and sat down again.

"Classmate Zhang Cheng, come up with the questions." Hu Jianping said.

Zhang Cheng came to ask for essay questions today, but he still hadn't thought of a topic yet. Only then did he start searching for essay questions in his mind.

But after thinking about it, it seemed that it was too simple to give Lin Li a chance.

Suddenly, Zhang Cheng saw an unknown teacher's glass on the podium, which contained more than half of the glass of water.

Zhang Cheng had an idea, casually took out a piece of paper next to him, crumpled it into a ball, and threw it into the cup.

Everyone was confused when they saw this scene and didn't know what Zhang Cheng was going to do.

Zhang Cheng put the paper ball down, turned around and said with a smile: "Okay, this is your essay question."

After Zhang Cheng finished talking about the essay topic, he was very proud. He was so smart. He also thought of such a topic. Let's see how you write it!

[Is this an essay question? 】

[What? I didn’t say anything. What should I write? 】

[Tang Jun and Zhang Cheng are both good at making things difficult for others. 】

[After saying this, I suddenly felt that Lin Li could write it well, haha! 】

[I don’t know what to write about this thing anyway. Should I write an essay on paying attention to drinking water hygiene? 】

[Lin Li can write a passing grade. 】

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When Lin Li saw Zhang Cheng asked this question, he suddenly became a little uneasy.

"Is this your topic?"

Zhang Cheng saw that Lin Li was really surprised, and he immediately became happy: "Yes, are you scared?"

"Are you sure?" Lin Li asked.

Zhang Cheng felt that Lin Li was panicking now and said with a smile: "I don't blame you if you want to admit defeat. It is indeed a bit difficult for you."

[Lin Li also feels like he has a headache. 】

[It’s indeed too difficult. 】

[Our compositions are all text material questions, this is considered a situation question, and it goes beyond the outline. 】

[Those who can write "The Death of Red Rabbit" should be able to handle this level of difficulty. 】

[Believe in Lin Li. 】

[I think Lin Li is not guaranteed tonight. 】

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Hu Jianping said something fair and said: "Zhang Cheng, our exams are all material compositions. You haven't explained anything and you don't have a central idea. Let Lin Li write how to write. How about changing the topic?"

"Need not!"

Before Zhang Cheng could speak, Lin Li refused.

Zhang Chengdao: "Look, he said no."

Lin Li smiled brightly at Zhang Cheng and said, "Since it is a live broadcast, let everyone watch my writing process, otherwise everyone will be waiting for me to finish writing. How boring!"

Hu Jianping said: "You...what do you want to write?"

Lin Li said, "Bring me a projector. I can project it onto the blackboard while I write."

Next door to Class 2 of Grade 3 is the teachers’ office, which has a projector. This is a simple projector that does not need to be connected to a computer. You can put transparent paper on the projector table and pull the projection cloth in front of the blackboard, and then the paper can be The black characters on the screen are projected onto the projection cloth, saving teachers the time of writing on the blackboard. Many teachers do this in class.

Someone soon brought the projector and placed it in front of Lin Li. The position and focus were adjusted, and the projection cloth was hung in the corresponding direction of the blackboard.

Zhang Cheng was a little panicked when he saw Lin Li in this posture.

This guy is always surprising, can he make a comeback this time?

Lin Li was a little unsure about today's composition, but he never expected that Zhang Cheng would ask such a question.

It was God's will that Zhang Cheng's topic coincided with the essay he had won before.

Zhang Cheng, Zhang Cheng, you really threw a bomb in the toilet - you are looking for death!

Then you can’t blame yourself for being ruthless!

Lin Li picked up the pen and paper, looked at the cup, and began to write while recalling.

Peeping into the cup!

Lin Li first wrote these four characters.

Everyone trembled, what a great topic!

Highly concise and far-reaching.

Obviously, he is telling everyone that he is not writing about a small cup, but about a person!

Just for this question, Lin Li won half the battle!

[Wow, what a great question! 】

[It’s stable, no need to write anymore! 】

[That’s nonsense. Someone is peeking out of the cup. Can you see clearly? They blew it away one by one. 】

[You are a primary school student, can’t you understand this question? 】

[Lin Li obviously took Zhang Cheng's topic from the phenomenon to the essence and explored human nature. It has indeed improved a lot all of a sudden. 】

[Read on. A well-chosen title does not necessarily have good content. The content must be well-written. It is still too early to brag about it now. 】

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Everyone at the scene looked at the blackboard, even Tang Jun looked at it seriously, seeming to have forgotten the embarrassment he had just felt.

Lin Li continued to write:

What I am thinking of is human nature, especially the bad nature of the Chinese nation. It has not been fully explained by predecessors. I have my opinion.

First paragraph pen.

People at the scene nodded after reading it. This paragraph describes what this essay is about, and that is the bad nature of the nation!

[Wow, Lin Li is so brave, discussing the bad nature of the nation here! 】

[Suddenly I feel so excited! 】

[It’s worth watching. Look at the back. Don’t just talk big words. 】

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Lin Li won this essay a long time ago. It was a little long ago and he needed to recall it.

Fortunately, his memory is now very good and he will not forget.

Lin Li looked at the paper in the cup and wrote while recalling:

The "Three Character Classic" of the Southern Song Dynasty states that "people are born with good nature", which shows that people are like this paper ball when they are born, and they can strictly discipline themselves; when they come into contact with the water of society, even if it is clear water, they will be like shy blades of grass, and their original rigor will also It was slowly stretched out and gradually soaked through. His thoughts moved closer to Liezi.

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[Quoting scriptures, awesome! 】

【Observe carefully and use metaphor appropriately. 】

[I don’t read much, so I can only say two words: dig! 】

Netizens in Ayu's live broadcast room instantly transformed into Chinese teachers and started commenting.

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After Lin Li wrote two paragraphs, he continued to look at the cup, recalled for a while, and then wrote another paragraph:

As I write this, the ball of paper already looks like an extremely tired person lying on the bed, stretching and filling his cup.

After being in contact for a long time, it will inevitably be revealed.

I also thought of the Confucian principles of moderation and modesty that the Chinese people have always adhered to.

As a Chinese, unfortunately, I have to learn to be humble first.

No matter how arrogant a person is at first, he must gradually become humble.

Qian Beihai was so arrogant at first that he pitied his mentors Wu Mi and Ye Gongchao, and was dismissed as "too stupid" and "too lazy". It's a pity that the proud words of "I am the only one" disappeared later, and it can be regarded as soaked in water.

Li Xiang was still good, but the Qing Emperor couldn't stand him. He killed everyone he didn't like, and he also killed his relatives and friends. He said that if he wanted to find someone he respected, he would look in the mirror, but Huaxia How many such traitors can there be who are outside the twenty-fourth grade in both writing and person?

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In this long section, he didn't know who Qian Zhongshu and Li Ao were originally, but of course there are madmen in this world, so Lin Li used them instead.

Lin Li's writing became smoother and smoother, his writing became faster and his handwriting became more elegant.

【Lin Li's calligraphy is very skillful, free and easy and smart, and his words are just like the person he is. 】

[Every word is precious and thought-provoking! 】

[The writing is wonderful, and it makes me feel refreshed after reading it! 】

【That's enough for you, let me say it! 】

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Netizens in the live broadcast started to comment on the four-character comment, which was very funny to read.

After Lin Li finished writing this, he shook his hands and continued writing:

China looks down on people who talk big words. In my opinion, big words are nothing. Just like ancient women who were used to binding their small feet, they called them "big feet" when they touched normal feet. Chinese people are used to talking about "small words", and when they encountered normal words, they naturally called them "big words." "Yes.

Those who dare to speak big words will not get a good end, which scares future generations from speaking big words to silence.

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Lin Li took a deep breath, looked at the cup on the podium, and then at Zhang Cheng and Tang Jun next to him.

The two people were clinging to each other tightly at this time, their expressions were very wonderful.

Lin Li smiled and started writing again:

As I write this, the cloth is soaked with water.

So it involves the result of being too immersed in society-crime. The crime rate in the United States ranks first in the world. I have also read a lot of books criticizing and praising the United States, and I have a bad impression of the United States. But one thing is worth affirming. No matter how rich an American child is, he cannot be allowed to enter a pornographic school. cinema.

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[Let me choke you, Lin Li is awesome! 】

[Hahahaha, the last sentence is speechless! 】

[Reflecting on society deserves encouragement! 】

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Lin Li saw that he had written so many words, took a long breath, and wrote the last sentence heavily:

As I write this, I suddenly realize that the cloth has sunk to the bottom of the cup.

Everyone at the scene and live broadcast felt as if their hearts sank when they saw this last sentence.

Everyone looked at the cup on the podium, and the paper inside just sank to the bottom of the cup...