The straight man in the entertainment circle
Chapter 232 The weird roommate has a big brain
After about ten minutes, the guy with the accent looked at the time, took out a stainless steel dinner plate and stood at the gate, excitedly extending the plate through the iron gate.
The other two, somewhat reluctant but helpless, picked up their plates and lined up at the back.
There was also the intermittent sound of dinner plates knocking on the door next door.
Lin Li knew that breakfast was about to begin, so he and the ticket holders stood in the back of the queue with their dinner plates.
There are two types of meals here, one is free and the other is charged at 15 yuan per meal.
Free meals will definitely be bad, but that doesn’t mean paid meals will be good.
There are detained people who work outside, commonly known as labor numbers. They need to do some work, and the advantage is that they can run around.
The laborer pushed the breakfast cart and served breakfast to each detention room.
The labor number pushed the cart to 205. The ticket holders were excited and asked: "Brothers, how did you become this labor number?"
The labor number said: "Apply yourself."
"Yeah, can I do that?"
"Don't ask us about this. It doesn't matter what we say. If you want to be a labor number, you can apply to the director yourself."
The ticket holder asked: "Can the Labor Number go upstairs?"
"sure."
"Wow, that's great, I'm going to apply!"
Lin Li gave him a look of disdain. This guy would probably be willing to act like a cow or a horse if he could go upstairs to see beautiful women.
Breakfast is two steamed buns, a spoonful of water porridge, and a small spoonful of pickles.
"Just eat this for 15 yuan... you won't be full." The ticket holder was very dissatisfied after seeing the breakfast.
"Young Master Li said that it would be easy to hide." Brother Qiu said, "There is still less money."
Lin Li saw that Grumpy Man's breakfast was not the same as theirs, only a steamed bun.
"Why are you just a wowotou?" Lin Li asked.
"His land is fertile."
The ticket holder was stunned for a moment, compared it, and said: "My day, I can buy a wowotou for only 15 yuan?"
Lin Li originally thought it was a bit pitiful for the grumpy man to eat for free, but after hearing what the ticket holder said, he seemed to feel even more pitiable.
Just 15 yuan for a wowotou?
Damn, there are four for one dollar outside!
If I had known earlier, I would have eaten for free.
The grumpy man glared at everyone fiercely, turned his back and finished his breakfast in what seemed like a few seconds. After eating, he casually washed down his plate and lay down on the bed.
There is no oil stain on the dinner plate anyway, and it will be very clean after just rinsing it.
"Lying down consumes less energy and you will feel less hungry. If you feel hungry, just lie down." The kind middle-aged man said.
Apart from cleaning the room every day, there is basically nothing else going on here. After the five people finished eating, they started chatting.
It's so boring here, so when new people come, they always repeat the countless questions they've been asked in this room.
"How did you get in?" the kind man asked the ticket holder first.
The ticket holder laughed and said: "I was soft-hearted for a moment and made a mistake that every man would make."
"Oh... I understand." Those few people understood. Ticket buyers are the most common type here.
"What about you? How did you get in, like me?" the ticket holder asked.
"Bah, it's just a drunk driver who came here, what the hell is the same as Li!" said the accent brother with a look of disdain.
"You are worse than me. Drunk driving harms people, but I can't be considered as rescuing a lost girl." The ticket holder looked righteous and awe-inspiring.
The accent brother was stunned and seemed to be unable to find any reason to refute, so he just said: "It's disgusting, and I'm not afraid of getting sick."
The ticket holder ignored him and asked the friendly man: "How did you get in?
"Me." The kind man smiled bitterly and said, "I opened a canteen. A friend of mine put his gambling machine in my store. I thought I would leave it there, so I opened it. It only opened for one day. I was investigated and fined 10,000 yuan. I only earned more than 100 yuan. I don't want to pay the fine. No, I'm here."
"How many days have you been here?"
"Today is the seventh day, and there are eight more days. If I had known it would be so difficult here, I would have paid a fine of 10,000 yuan."
"How did he get in?" the ticket holder asked, looking at the grumpy man lying on the bed.
"He was driving a illegal car and was unwilling to pay a fine of 3,000 yuan. He was detained for seven days and has been here for three days."
The ticket customer said: "Oh, your three thousand for seven days of freedom is better than the boss's ten thousand for fifteen days of freedom. Why don't you pay it?"
"I won't hand it over, do you care?" the grumpy man said.
The ticket holder said: "I can't pay for this. If I could pay, I would. It would be disgraceful to come in."
"You do know some shame!" the grumpy man sneered.
When the ticket holder heard this, he was not happy and said, "What do you mean by that? It would be an honor for you to drive a black car?"
The grumpy man jumped up and cursed: "It's none of your business that I drive a black car!"
"Then it's none of your business if I visit the brothel?!" The ticket customer was also angry.
The grumpy man got out of bed and glared at the ticket holder: "You are looking for a solution, aren't you?"
Ticket customer: "Come on, try touching me!"
"Let me see if you dare to touch me!"
"Move and see!"
The grumpy man was half a head taller than the ticket holder. The two of them looked at each other but did not make any move.
It seemed that both of them knew where this place was.
"Okay, it's not honorable to come in. Don't look down on anyone." The kind man persuaded.
"Nine-Death Mom, don't bring trouble to the nest."
After the two of them finished speaking, the grumpy man and the ticket holder were still facing each other.
Lin Li saw that the two were pretending and said, "Come on, stop pretending!"
The two people's faces turned red, and the grumpy man said, "I'll give my little brother face."
"He who came in with me is my little brother. I listen to him, not because I'm afraid of you." The ticket man said.
Lin Li thought to himself, yes, he has quite a bit of face.
After persuading the two of them, everyone started to continue the problem just now.
The kind man asked Lin Li: "You are so young, how did you get in?"
Before Lin Li could say anything, the ticket customer said first, "He came in with me, of course..."
The kind man frowned and said, "I think he has a lot of talent, so that's not the case."
Ticket customer: "No problem, they are all men."
The accent brother said: "Eh...disgusting!"
None of this group of people recognized Lin Li, and Lin Li didn't want to explain the matter so clearly. According to the ticket collector's logic, beating someone would be no better than rescuing a girl who had lost her footing, so he didn't explain it any further.
Seeing that Lin Li didn't defend himself, everyone thought he admitted.
"How long will you be detained for?" the kind man continued to ask.
"Fifteen days," the ticket holder said.
"I have three days," Lin Li said.
The ticket holder's eyes widened and he said, "Why did you only have three days?"
Brother Accent said: "Isn't Li Department the Five Dogs Yin Yixi? So it's five times?"
The ticket holder was stunned for a moment, then reflected on what the accent brother said, and then said: "Only two..."
The ticket customer said something suddenly occurred to him and said: "Little brother, why are you different from me after only three days? Which club did you go to?"
Lin Lidao: "It has nothing to do with the club."
The ticket holder was startled for a moment, then suddenly realized, he slapped his thigh and said: "It has nothing to do with the club, but does it have to do with the person you are looking for? I saw that you were indifferent to that kind of beautiful woman in the car yesterday. Could it be that you are looking for someone like that?" male?"
Lin Li: "..."
"Is there such a thing? Is it easy to find a man?" the kind man asked curiously.
"Thieves from different families are male silver!"
Lin Li was impressed by the incredible imagination of these weird roommates. As expected, his body lost its freedom and he had more ideas.
Lin Lidao: "It would be good for you to write a novel, at least it will be better than One Word."
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