The straight man in the entertainment circle

Zhang Xingyue took a deep breath and said: "The question I asked is a Chinese character question. The two of us take turns writing all the Chinese characters under the pinyin of ma. We cannot repeat it. Whoever writes it wrong or can't write it out will lose!"

The question asked by Zhang Xingyue was a gameplay that appeared in the second issue. However, in the previous issue, ten contestants competed, and the pinyin was written like yi, but this time it was Lin Li and Zhang Xingyue competing.

In this question, you can write any word with the four tones of ma. It will be up to you who can't write it first.

"Is it okay?" Zhang Xingyue asked.

Lin Li said: "No problem."

"Okay, then you start first!"

Lin Li picked up the stylus and wrote the word "swear" on the answering computer.

Everyone laughed, this word was obviously Lin Li's favorite.

Zhang Xingyue wrote "Mom".

"horse."

"."

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Lin Li and Zhang Xingyue went back and forth and wrote more than forty words at once, and the words they started to write became increasingly difficult.

Lin Li wrote: "Mark."

Zhang Xingyue smiled proudly and wrote: "."

Everyone at the scene applauded when they saw Zhang Xingyue writing such a word.

"It's amazing. Zhang Xingyue finally performed to his best this time."

"If I didn't know the title of these last few words, I would definitely not know how to read them."

"I think Lin Li is the real one. He must be prepared for the questions Zhang Xingyue asked."

"Yes, this is a question asked by Zhang Xingyue. Even if he wins, I don't think he is anything special."

"Anyway, I really can't think of any words."

"Lin Li can't write it anymore, can he?"

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On the stage, Zhang Xingyue showed a proud smile.

He had paid special attention to the word "ma" in pinyin when he looked through the Chinese dictionary when he asked the question before. He had carefully read all the words in the pinyin of "ma", a total of 46 characters, and the character written by Zhang Xingyue was the last one. one!

This is why he asked Lin Li to write it first!

Because even if Lin Li wrote it in the plenary meeting, the last word was written by Zhang Xingyue, and now Lin Li has no words to write!

Therefore, Lin Li must lose!

Zhang Xingyue glanced at Lin Li proudly and thought that Lin Li was really awesome. He was a little surprised that he had written all the words.

But no matter how good you are, you will still lose this round!

Zhang Xingyue held his head high, waiting for Lin Li to fail to write, and for the host to announce the result.

However, Lin Li paused for a moment, lowered his head and started writing again.

"Damn, Lin can still write?"

"I really want to see what else he can write."

"I used my mobile phone to type in Pinyin, and it seemed like there were no words left."

"Wow, no, then what did Lin Li write?"

"It must have been scrawled."

"Cao, Zhang Xingyue must have done it on purpose. He asked Lin Li to write first. It happened that the characters in the pinyin were double digits. He still had to write in the end, but it was Lin Li's turn!"

"I think this should be considered a tie. How can it be considered a loss for Lin Li!"

"Stop arguing, let's read it after the word Lin Li is written."

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Zhang Xingyue also sneered when he saw that Lin Li kept writing.

Let’s see what you write. Can you make flowers out of words that are not even in the dictionary? !

Liang Sheng was also very curious and said: "To be honest, until now, I don't know what else to write."

Qiu Tian couldn't help but stand on tiptoes and look at what Lin Li wrote on the clicker.

After Lin Li finished writing, he clicked Confirm on the answer screen.

Then the words written by Lin Li were displayed on the big screen at the scene.

遁.

Everyone looked at this word, a little confused, what kind of word is this.

Zhang Xingyue immediately said to the judges: "This is the character "bar", pronounced "shuān", he wrote it wrong."

Lin Li said: "What you are talking about is the word "bar". The traditional Chinese character is "bar", and there is a horizontal line in it. I have a stroke in it. You should pay attention to it."

Everyone took a look and found that what Lin Li wrote in this door was indeed a stroke.

"What is this word?!"

Zhang Xingyue had no idea that such a word existed, especially when it was pronounced with the fourth tone of ma. He had checked it in a dictionary before and found that there was no such word at all. Lin Li was just making up the word randomly.

Lin Li said: "mà, it's just a curse. What does it mean... I'll give you a look so you can understand."

Lin Li's eyelids drooped slightly, his eyes revealed an evil light, and his whole body exuded a sinister feeling. He stared at Zhang Xingyue for a long time.

Lin Li's eyes were systematically enhanced. They were no longer comparable to ordinary people's eyes. The information conveyed in his eyes was much stronger than that of normal people. At this glance, everyone in the audience felt a little scary.

Zhang Xingyue's heart trembled even more, and his breathing became rapid.

It's so scary, Lin Li's look!

In the blink of an eye, Lin Li looked away, smiled and said, "Now you know the word "遁"."

Zhang Xingyue ignored Lin Li and looked at the three judges. He now hoped that the judges would declare that this word was wrong!

Zhang Deming spoke on behalf of the judges.

"The word Lin Li is correct. It is read as a curse, which means to look evilly. This word is not included in the current dictionary. I just want to ask Lin Li, how do you know this word?"

Everyone at the scene was a little dumbfounded after hearing Zhang Deming's words. A word outside the dictionary? !

Is Lin Li so powerful that even a dictionary can't contain it? !

This is too perverted!

Lin Li smiled and said: "Maybe I was lucky. I happened to read "Ci Yuan" two days ago and wrote it down. In fact, there are several more. I just don't know if classmate Zhang Xingyue knows about it."

"Chinese Character Dictionary" only contains more than 10,000 characters, and not all Chinese characters are included. For example, this Chinese character "遁" is a Chinese character that is not included in the dictionary, but it is included in "Cymology" and is absolutely authentic.

After Lin Li finished speaking, there was a burst of applause, but Zhang Xingyue's face was ashen.

Lin Li deliberately said that he was lucky and happened to see it. Isn't this irritating!

And if there really were no other words for the sound behind it, Zhang Xingyue would have recognized it, and even forcibly comforted himself that it was a tie, but Lin Li said that there were other words. Wasn't this intentional?

Everyone looked at Zhang Xingyue to see what else he could write.

Zhang Xingyue only memorized the words in the "Chinese Character Dictionary" at that time, and did not think about the "Cymology" at all.

After thinking for a long time, Zhang Xingyue couldn't think of any other words.

The countdown became more and more urgent, and the audience's hearts were raised.

This moment is finally here!

Finally the red light came on and Zhang Xingyue timed out!

The sound of the end of the game sounded, and then the audience burst into thunderous applause and exciting music at the same time!

Lin Li defeated Zhang Xingyue with the word "遁", which sounded like he was scolding Zhang Xingyue to death, and the word "遁" means evil gaze. I feel that Zhang Xingyue will never forget a pair of evil eyes staring at him for the rest of his life.

"Dear viewers, all the competitions in the third phase of our "Chinese Studies Conference" have come to an end. Lin Li has become our new champion without hesitation! Let us congratulate Lin Li!"

Qiu Tian announced loudly and excitedly that everyone had expected Lin Li to win the championship, but when Qiu Tian announced it, it was a bit like announcing the championship, and she was very excited.

The audience burst into warm applause again, and all lights and eyes were focused on Lin Li.

Lin Li, who had long been accustomed to big scenes, seemed to be unfazed at the moment, just looking at Zhang Xingyue with a playful look.

"Lin Li, what do you want to say now?" Qiu Tian approached Lin Li and asked.

Lin Li smiled and said, "I deserve it, but... who else would it be than me!"

The audience screamed after hearing this!

"Too domineering!"

"You deserve it, who else could it be than me?"

"Ah, I'm going to join the Imperial Guard!"

"I'm also in love with Lin Li, he's so handsome!"

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After hearing Lin Li's eight words, Qiu Tian's blood surged all over her body. In just one episode, she understood why Liang Sheng, the big brother in the station, invited Lin Li to compete again and again.

Today's program will be aired and will surely arouse huge topics and viewership.

"Very good, Lin Li's performance today is obvious to all, and he deserves it!"

Liang Shengdao: "We also want to thank Zhang Xingyue for his wonderful performance in these three periods."

Everyone knows that without Zhang Xingyue, Lin Li would not come to compete, and today's game would be much boring, so the applause for Zhang Xingyue can be considered warm.

"Classmate Zhang Xingyue, it's a pity that I didn't hold the title of champion today. Is there anything you want to say now?" Liang Sheng asked.

Zhang Xingyue had been arrogant on Weibo before, and even had a quarrel with the Royal Forest Army. He didn't take Lin Li seriously at all. However, today he was taught a lesson by Lin Li. He wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it, so there was nothing he could say.

Zhang Xingyue shook his head and said he had nothing to say.

"Then what do you want to say about Lin Li's performance?"

It is a normal part of interviews and reviews to ask both parties to evaluate each other, but for Zhang Xingyue, this is like mocking himself.

"He...he is very strong, so I feel that it is not shameful for me to lose."

In the end, Zhang Xingyue still considered whether he would be embarrassed or not.

Everyone was a little disdainful after hearing this. It was indeed not shameful to lose to Lin Li, but Zhang Xingyue's previous ridicule of Lin Li seemed ridiculous.

"Lin Li, do you have anything to say to your opponent?"

After Liang Sheng interviewed Zhang Xingyue, he asked Lin Li the question.

Lin Li looked at Zhang Xingyue. Lin Li really had nothing to say to him. He had proven what he needed to prove and slapped him in the face who needed to be slapped.

"I suggest him drink more water." Lin Li said.

Lin Li said something that had nothing to do with the show or Zhang Xingyue himself, which made everyone confused.

drink more water?

What kind of plot is this?

Legendary straight man quotes: Drink more hot water?

Everyone was confused. Liang Sheng asked, "Why did Lin Li give such a suggestion?"

Qiu Tian said: "It's because the show has been going on for a long time. Do you think he is thirsty?"

Lin Li shook his head and said, "You are not, because you will go to the toilet if you drink more water."

When everyone heard this, although they wanted to laugh, they felt a little confused.

"So...?" Qiu Tian asked curiously.

"Do you really want me to say it?" Lin Li said.

Qiu Tian opened her eyes wide and looked at the audience: "I think everyone wants to know the same as me."

The audience below said in unison: "Yes!"

Lin Li said helplessly: "That's what you asked me to say. What I want to say is that if he goes to the toilet, I think he will find that his pants are not zipped up properly."

After hearing what Lin Li said, everyone's eyes turned to Zhang Xingyue's crotch. Zhang Xingyue was dressed very formally today. A small suit fit him well and his hair was shiny.

No one noticed that Zhang Xingyue's trousers were not zipped up properly, but after hearing Lin Li's words, everyone looked and realized that it was true that Zhang Xingyue's trouser zippers were not zipped up properly, but it was not very obvious. If Lin Li hadn't said it, others would Won't even notice.

Even Zhang Xingyue couldn't help but look down at his crotch. When he saw the door open and heard the audience laughing, Zhang Xingyue's face turned red and he turned around and ran off the stage.

How embarrassing!

Damn Lin Li, he didn't say it at first, but he only said it now. The entire episode gave Zhang Xingyue a lot of full-body shots, and there was no way to save it now.

What's even more hateful is that Lin Li also pretended that he didn't want to say it because everyone was forcing him to say it, which made everyone laugh even more.

Zhang Xingyue ran off the stage and breathed a sigh of relief. He looked back at Lin Li on the stage and suddenly felt that he had a shadow on the stage!

He felt that the worst thing he had done in his life was to attend the "Chinese Studies Conference"!

Lin Li defeated Zhang Xingyue and showed no mercy. He made Zhang Xingyue leave the stage in a state of embarrassment. Everyone present felt it was funny, but they also suddenly felt a little pity for Zhang Xingyue.

This is the challenger for two consecutive periods...

It's too awful!

The third issue of "Chinese Studies Conference" ended, and Lin Li became the new challenger.

The recording of this session was more than an hour longer than the first session, recording for a full four hours.

After Lin Li finished recording the show, he met three judges backstage, and these three judges also asked Lin Li to take a group photo.

Zhang Deming even said that his niece was a member of the Royal Forest Army, and asked Lin Li to sign it. After Lin Li signed, he also wrote a word of encouragement.

Later, Liang Sheng and Qiu Tian also came, and they made an appointment to have dinner together.

After dinner, Lin Li took the plane back.