The straight man in the entertainment circle

Cai Wenli stepped down and Zhang Shaokun came on stage.

"Okay, let's continue. The next guest to appear is said to have been the domestic signature ADC of "Glory of Heroes". However, this signature doesn't seem to be very loud..."

There was laughter.

"Let's invite our signature ADC, Satan!"

Satan walked onto the stage and stretched his body, feeling as if he had been holding back for a long time.

"Hello everyone, I'm Satan!"

The crowd applauded.

"Everyone must be curious as to why I ended up on Lin Li's complaint forum. If you think about it carefully, you should know..."

Many people below shouted that they had no money.

"It's not that we have no money!" Satan retorted righteously.

"Lin Li and I have something in common..." Satan said and raised his eyebrows at the guys, asking them to think about it. Unfortunately, the audience didn't respond, and they really couldn't remember what Satan and Lin Li had in common.

"That means we are all good at match-fixing!"

When Satan participated in the "Glory of Heroes" game competition, he performed abnormally several times. As a result, he was always criticized for match-fixing. Lin Li's victory in the championship and his victory over Xu Hanxing were also often said to be fake. Satan's words are related to Lin Li. It was very blunt, but one was black and two were black, and the audience naturally burst into laughter and applause.

"Classmate Wu Ruobing, you have never heard of my name, but I have admired it for a long time. I remember that there was a time when the song "Sour, Sweet and Sweet Is Me" was heard in the streets and alleys. I thought it sounded good when I heard it. , and then...I fell in love with Wu Ruobing, and then...I got to know Lin Li, and then...I lost my fandom to Wu Ruobing and joined the Royal Forest Army!"

What Satan said was a true portrayal of many people who were attracted to Wu Ruobing, and ended up falling in love with Lin Li.

This is the most embarrassing thing about Wu Ruobing. When Satan said this, Wu Ruobing in the guest box became very angry, while the audience couldn't help laughing.

"Everyone said today that Wu Ruobing is cold. I don't think so. Why? Because Wu Ruobing now has 6 million Weibo fans. Do you know who these 6 million people are?"

Satan paused for a moment, "They are all female fans in the Royal Forest Army! Why are you paying attention to Wu Ruobing? Isn't it just to keep an eye on her and prevent her from seducing Lin Li away!"

"So, as long as there is someone who likes Lin Li, Wu Ruobing will not be cold. You must know that the relationship between love rivals is much stronger than that between fans!"

The audience couldn't help laughing when they heard this.

After Satan finished speaking, he looked at Li Shuai and Chi Zi.

"Li Shuai and Chi Zi, I came to participate in this show last year. They asked me to add them as friends, and then they kept asking me to play games in the past few days. Later... I successfully fell off the top ten list of Ivory Live. .”

Satan complained about Li Shuai and Chi Zi's gaming skills, which seemed to be quite poor. Everyone laughed after hearing this.

"The two of them are still a little self-aware and dare not tell others that the two rookies are playing with them, but someone asked me on the live broadcast barrage who the two rookies were. They were worse than me playing with my feet... "

"I said that it was played by the two mentally retarded children next door to me. Only then did everyone understand. The point is, they didn't think I was talking nonsense!"

The audience laughed loudly. Satan not only laughed at Li Shuai and Chi Zi's game level, but also mocked their IQ.

The scripts for the show were both written by Li Shuai and Chi Zi, so they would write harshly when criticizing them. However, because they had written themselves so many times, they could no longer write anything else. .

"Teacher Cai Wenli... next time if you don't understand something about the game, come and ask me. Don't abuse your children, especially your grandchildren."

Everyone couldn't help but laugh when they thought of what Cai Wenli had just said about asking her grandson for advice.

Satan then said: "If you ask me, I will answer you very simply and clearly so that you will not ask any more questions. I will say, get out!"

Laughing out loud.

"Bi Xuan, everyone says he is a bad film director. I think that is the case. Women are afraid of marrying the wrong man and entering the wrong industry. Director Bi is a real person who has entered the wrong industry. If he chooses the game industry, it will be completely unacceptable. Same……"

Satan changed the subject and said: "He has absolutely no chance of entering our industry, and no one will know him, so naturally no one will scold him."

Everyone laughed.

"Okay, let's talk about our main star today, Lin Li. I am really a royal guard. I also went to Lin Li's birthday party. The scene was very warm. At that time, I sighed, look at someone else's eighteen years old, what is my eighteen year old doing? ? Oh... I seem to have won the world championship..."

Although e-sports was not included in the official sports when Satan participated in the competition, and the so-called world championship had almost no gold content, but now e-sports has been officially classified as a sport. He said that he won the world championship. No matter what, it does sound like it is much more valuable than Lin Li's championship in this talent show.

Satan farted like a fool, causing the audience to burst into laughter.

"The Yulin Army is known as the most capable fan group in the entertainment industry. This not only refers to Lin Li's ability to fight, but also means that there are many fans in the Yulin Army who are good-looking and capable of fighting. Let's see on the big screen..."

At this time, several pictures were displayed on the big screen.

There were Wu Ruobing, An Xiaoxi, Fang Yurong, Ma Wen, Huang Mengting and many other beauties that Lin Li didn't know. It was probably Wu Ruobing or Ma Wen who provided them to the program team.

As expected, all of these people are beauties, and both Wu Ruobing and Fang Yurong are now considered small stars. Even though everyone knows that these are top fans selected from the fan base, but in the entertainment industry, there are probably only a few fans who can form a group to debut. Lin Li's Royal Guards.

After Satan let everyone admire the beauties on the screen, he said: "Now you know why I want to join the Royal Guards."

The audience woke up from a dream and burst into laughter. It seemed that Satan had bad intentions when he joined the Royal Guards.

Satan looked at Lin Li and said, "Lin Li, I guess after this program is broadcast, you will have more male fans."

Everyone laughed, and even wondered if the male fans in the Royal Forest Army were going after Lin Li.

"Lin Li has another particularly impressive thing, that is, he has 0 points in history, but he was specially recruited by Yanda. This makes me very jealous. I have also reached the age of going to college. Unfortunately, I neglected my studies because of playing games. Now I want to study hard, but...it seems like no university is willing to accept me."

Satan looked very pitiful and sobbed: "I would like to recommend myself to Yan University. I am the president of Yan University. I am the world champion. I have won the title of the best AD in the "Glory of Heroes" global finals. I am the president of Yan University. Competition has now been classified as an official sport, please take a look at us, I can also score 0 points in history, I can even score more 0 points than Lin Li in the test, do you want to consider recruiting me!"

Satan deliberately took the historical score of 0 as the standard for special moves, which suddenly caused the whole audience to burst into laughter.

"Actually, many people still have misunderstandings about us e-sports players. They think that e-sports is not a serious job. In fact, we professional players have also put in a lot of hard work. We also really love this industry. Otherwise, I would be able to enter the competition just because of my appearance." In the entertainment industry, isn’t it like the next Lin Li?”

Everyone laughed after hearing this, this Satan is really thick-skinned!

"Thank you everyone, I am Satan!"