The straight man in the entertainment circle

Lin Li walked onto the stage amid cheers and applause from the audience.

"Hello everyone, I'm Lin Li!"

The scene was filled with screams.

"I didn't ask anyone from the program team to write lyrics. They were afraid that I wouldn't be able to speak well on the spot. I felt like they underestimated me. I'm not good at anything else. I'm good at swearing... no, I'm good at making complaints!"

The whole audience laughed. Indeed, when it comes to swearing, Lin Li really has no rivals in the entertainment industry.

"Many people on the Internet scolded me and said I was a bully in the entertainment industry. I was surprised. They weren't scolding me. I was a bully after all. Some people..."

Lin Li looked at the guests meaningfully.

Everyone in the audience let out a disgusted sigh, and immediately understood the meaning of Lin Li's words. If Lin Li was a troublemaker, then wouldn't the rest of the entertainment industry be just a piece of shit? They really have a brilliant mind!

This complaint is absolutely amazing!

The whole audience burst into laughter and applause.

Lin Li swept around the guest seats and said:

"You were all having fun complaining just now. Have you forgotten how I, Lin Li, became famous? Huh?"

Lin Li's tone was full of threats and arrogance when he came up.

This has to be put on other programs. Everyone must think something is going to happen, but the "Tucao Pai" program just likes to watch the excitement. Many truths are taken as lies, and lies are taken as truth. So listening to what Lin Li said, the audience and guests at the scene On the contrary, I became even more excited!

"Li Shuai did invite me to this show before, but I didn't agree because I occasionally watch "Tucao Pai" and I know what the show is like this season. I'm afraid that when I come to the scene, I can't help but beat up Li Shuai and Chizi!"

Lin Li glanced at Li Shuai and Chi Zi with extremely sharp eyes, which frightened both Li Shuai and Chi Zi. The audience burst into laughter when they saw it. These two guys were so fat and so cowardly.

"But Li Shuai came to me and said that he was thick-skinned and could not resist being beaten. He begged me with snot and tears. I relented, so I came."

Everyone smiled even happier imagining Li Shuai's humble appearance.

"After I came here, I was even more disappointed. Look, who are these people? They are just like the lineup of the Chinese football team. They have no idea what they are here to do..."

Lin Li pointed to the guest seats with a look of disgust on his face.

The audience laughed, and Lin Li blackmailed the national football team again.

"The purpose of the program "Tucao Pai" is: we are serious about making complaints. What I want to say is that it really doesn't matter whether you come or not. It's true if you can come and get to know each other!"

The audience laughed, not believing that Lin Li had improvised his line.

"Okay, I know, some people will definitely say that it's because you don't have any friends in the entertainment industry, so you invited some people I don't know to fill up your numbers..."

Lin Li made a fool of himself, and everyone laughed.

"But the guest list I gave you is obviously full of people's names. It's because you can't invite people to this show. Now that you say I have no friends, do you think I'm easy to bully?"

Lin Li got angry, and the consequences were serious. However, everyone became more and more enthusiastic as they watched. It has been a long time since the "Tucao Pai" program has been so explosive.

"As you all know, I am a superstar. Naturally, the list I wrote is all superstars, such as Lan Shu, Zhou Lingling, Zhang Jing, Sun Yulong, etc. Although I don't know them, I don't mind if you invite them to be the stars. My guest is a guest of complaint, but I don’t mind this group of people..."

The whole audience laughed. It was embarrassing for these superstars to be the main stars. How could they be just a guest to complain about, and the program team couldn't afford the money at all.

Li Shuai and Chi Zi helplessly shouted: "It's too difficult for us!"

"Everyone thinks that I am embarrassing the program team by writing about these people. In fact, I have also considered it. It is indeed difficult to hire these superstars for the program team, so I also thoughtfully wrote some lists of ordinary people and gave them to the program team. These people are now estimated to be They can’t even eat. I really write about them out of charity, such as...Pan Ke, Lu Xiang, Tang Jun, Lou Haojie..."

When everyone heard that Lin Li had reported all his enemies to the program crew for invitations, they all laughed until their stomachs ached. This was not considerate, it simply caused trouble for the program crew.

Moreover, Lin Li also mocked that this group of people had no food to eat now, and he laughed to death. This guy Lin Li caused these people to lose their jobs and end up in jail. Although it is a bit unethical to say this, this program That's it, the less you say, the more popular it will be, not to mention that these people deserve it.

So everyone gave me a warm round of applause after laughing!

"Oh, I forgot, Lou Junjie should still have food to eat, um... fixed time and ration..."

Everyone at the scene pictured Lou Junjie wearing prison uniform and eating from a rice bowl in prison, and burst into laughter again.

"So, when I came here, I was very disappointed when I saw this group of people. But what disappoints me even more is that the complaints from this group of people are really bad. This is mainly the fault of Li Shuai and Chi Zi. You guys The two people who founded the program said nicely that they would complain seriously, but look at the complaints you wrote, are you trying to tell the audience that if you are serious you will lose?"

"The reputation of "Tucao Pai" this season has collapsed. Li Shuai and Chi Zi have reviewed each time on the show. But when they look at the next episode, the problem still exists and they will not change it. They simply accept it with an open mind and refuse to repent. Here they are. , I would like to warn the program team based on my own experience, you should learn from me, it is right not to repent, but don’t accept it with an open mind! Look at me, I have never accepted criticism with an open mind, isn’t it good now! "

Everyone laughed, thinking that Lin Li wanted the program team to accept it humbly and repent seriously, but it turned out that Lin Li wanted the program team to accept it humbly and did not want it.

If "Tucao Pai" really accepts Lin Li's suggestion and doesn't even accept criticism, it will really become a pornographic film!

Lin Li obviously had a bad idea!

so bad!

Everyone laughed.

"Also, I think the name of the program "Tucao Pai" should be changed. Don't call it "Tucao Pai", call it a whitewashing conference. Don't look for Doujiang as a sponsor, look for Toilet Cleaning Spirit as a sponsor. It suits you very well. Show, come to your show, no matter how dirty or smelly you are, you can clean it up."

Lin Li's part is so sharp and sarcastic, it almost satirized many celebrities who came before. Dirty, smelly, and the shit-trouble mentioned before, this really offended everyone in the entertainment industry. ah.

The whole crowd screamed.

Li Shuai and Chi Zi also laughed helplessly. Lin Li really dared to say it, and it didn't sound like he said it on the spot.

But the effect was really good. The audience at "Tucao Pai" hadn't laughed so crazily for a long time.

"Li Shuai said that many people criticized me just like this show. I think he may have misunderstood something. Let me read you the comments criticizing the show..."

Usually at this time, the person making complaints would have to read from a note, or there would be subtitles, but Lin Li didn't need to.

"In the first issue, Su Ling was invited to come. She told all the jokes except that she was a pimp in the entertainment industry. What kind of complaint is this?"

"In the second issue, Ling Feng is here. What is his real black spot? Tearing his clothes? Lack of strength? None of these. Everyone knows about his cheating. Why don't they dare to complain about it?"

"The third issue, the hip-hop special, only dared to make humorous jokes in other places throughout the whole process. I didn't dare to complain about the real problems that exist in the hip-hop circle."

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Lin Li's comments were indeed high praise comments seen online. Li Shuai and Chi Zi also knew it, but they had no choice. Some of the guests they invited came, and the guests directly stated their bottom line, and these things were not allowed to be mentioned.

But none of them expected that Lin Li would be here to express the most liked comments from the audience and bring up all the things that could not be mentioned in previous issues!

This is really a cruel person!

Lin Li mentioned all the things that the previous guests invited by the program team had not complained about. This made Li Shuai and Chi Zi panic, fearing that they might offend someone, but after thinking about it, the regrets of the entire season of the program seemed to be there. Lin Li made up for everything this issue.

Naturally, the audience did not take it too seriously to watch the excitement. Every time Lin Li said something, the audience screamed crazily.

Lin Li is going crazy. He is completely unafraid of death. Although the people who came before were all outdated celebrities, many of them still have connections and fans. Lin Li said things that they dare not say on the show so honestly. , isn’t it true that these things are their fault?

Lin Li is really not afraid of offending people!

He is truly a troublemaker in the entertainment industry!