The straight man in the entertainment circle

After Lin Li finished singing, another pile of gifts floated up in Ayu's live broadcast room.

Even Ayu secretly bought ten rockets!

Lin Li's song "Mr. Almost" sings about men in today's society who do not strive for advancement and live in a state of intoxication, and sings about the sorrow of men in this era.

"Almost Miss" lamented his misfortune, but this time "Almost Mr." is angry about it.

If the song "Almost Girl" is a bitter pill for women in this era, then "Almost Mr." is a blow to the men of this era!

Both of these songs are so refreshing that they make men and women scold each other, but while making people feel hearty, they can also elicit more deep thoughts. This is the power of Lin Li's two songs. At!

This makes people who like Lin Li happy and makes people who want to scold Lin Li speechless.

[The singing is so good, it’s a pleasure to listen to it! 】

[As a man, I am so ashamed! 】

[I always thought that excellent rappers were underground, but I didn’t expect Lin Li, a popular singer, to be so strong! 】

[I declare that Lin Li is the best rapper! 】

[Oh my God, Lin Li’s tongue is invincible! 】

[Yeah, I don’t know which woman will be cheaper in the future. 】

[You are so dirty, I am willing to put myself to the test! 】

[Smelly man, get out of here! 】

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Kyoto, Leng Ying's house.

Leng Ying lay on the sofa with a facial mask on, turned off Ayu's live broadcast, threw her phone aside, patted the mask on her face gently, and said, "Lin Li, this guy is so awesome, I can't even sing this song."

Liu Saihua said: "Some of the songs you can sing, he may not be able to sing, but this guy does have some skills. He used this song to show that he treats everyone equally and blocked everyone's mouth. Now even if there are still people biting him If you don’t let go, it won’t cause too much trouble.”

Liu Saihua has an insight into the direction of public opinion, and Lin Li's operation tonight can be said to be the best way.

Most artists in the entertainment industry come forward to apologize. No matter how sincere or timely the apology is, it is a sure sign that you were wrong, and doing something wrong is a stain on the artist.

Therefore, when faced with such a big label of allegedly insulting women, apologizing is not a good solution. In fact, explaining is of little use. People who believe you do not need to explain. People who don’t believe you may not believe you if you explain. Instead, it will give people a sense of Suspicion of sophistry.

The live broadcast of scolding is indeed Lin Li's style, but it is also disrespectful.

Lin Li sang a song called "Almost Mr. Almost" live tonight, and the level was the same as that of "Almost Girl". It can be said that this is the best way to resolve the public attack this time. It not only maintains Lin Li's own style and attitude, but also makes certain people No one can find fault.

You can't accuse him of discriminating against human beings.

Liu Saihua suddenly remembered that she didn't mention Lin Li on Weibo night, sighed softly, and said no more.

Like Liu Saihua, there are countless celebrities and teams who also lamented Lin Li's crisis handling skills tonight.

Some of them couldn't help but give a reward to Ayu's live broadcast room.

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Lin Li's song was finished, but the people in the live broadcast room were not ready to let him go just like that.

All the comments in the barrage asked Lin Li to continue singing.

[I'm sorry, my three senses followed my five senses. Lin Li didn't insult women! 】

[Lin Li, keep singing, I want to hear you scold me! 】

[Yes, keep scolding me, we gentlemen are not afraid of being scolded! 】

[We just deserve to be scolded, so keep scolding us! 】

[You guys are really embarrassed. Lin Li, just agree to them. I’ll just listen. 】

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The barrage was full of people begging Lin Li to continue singing and scolding him. Today, many men were criticized by Lin Li, but they could still happily beg for scolding. But when Lin Li sang "Almost Girl" before, everyone was not tolerant enough and gave Lin Li a deduction. It is really unjustifiable to label women as insulting.

Before Lin Li sang, there were many comments on the barrage saying that Lin Li insulted women, but they were all silent for a while.

Ayu looked at the barrage and said to Lin Li: "Boss Lin, there are many people here who want you to continue scolding them."

Lin Li took a closer look at the barrage on his phone, and sure enough, the barrage was filled with begging for scolding.

And after the live broadcast screen came closer, the barrages asking for scolding became even crazier.

The barrage was almost always "scold me", "don't pity me", "please be insulted" and other barrages.

Lin Li glanced at the barrage and smiled: "Do you really hope that I will continue to scold you?"

The barrage was full of affirmative voices. They were naturally willing to hear Lin Li create live.

After Lin Li asked, the live broadcast room was filled with airplanes, rockets and various gifts.

The barrage also asked Lin Li to continue scolding.

Lin Li was also a little funny. This scene was really funny. How many people in the entertainment industry wanted to curse but could only hold it in because of their characters. Some of them couldn't hold back and cursed and their careers declined. If they watched themselves tonight This scene in the live broadcast room will definitely make you envious.

What Lin Li didn't know was that there were indeed many celebrities watching in his live broadcast room at this time, and they were indeed gritting their teeth in envy.

Xiao Miao: "I look like a humble gentleman, why do people keep targeting me? Do I want to imitate Lin Li and act like a scoundrel?"

Wang Chuke: "This Lin Li is so weird. Occasionally, I will be scolded for having no emotional intelligence when I tell the truth. But he is good. Others like to hear scolding!"

Lu Xiang: "These netizens watching the live broadcast are really mean. How can they beg people to scold them like this?"

Meng Weier: "Hey, what did I click in to see? It makes me want to learn too much!"

Sun Yunhan: "As expected, it's Lin Li. No one else can learn this trick."

SG Girl Group: "Holy shit, can we have a live broadcast to scold Lin Li? Will so many people like to listen?"

Fang Yurong: "I've heard people curse a lot. I've never seen Lin Li curse in this way before. He's the only one in the entertainment industry who still makes these people happy after swearing."

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After watching the barrage for a long time without stopping, Ayu smiled and said: "Boss Lin, how about you curse some more?"

Lin Li pretended to be serious and said: "I am a student of Yan University after all, and I am a cultural person. How can I call it a curse when it comes to being a cultural person? It is at best an admonishment and an admonishment!"

"Boss Lin, can you give me some more advice?" Ayu said while suppressing a smile.

Lin Li looked at the barrage hesitantly. The barrage still asked Lin Li to continue admonishing him.

"Okay, I've sung it before. If you want to scold me again... no, or admonish me again, I'll try another way and write an article for you." Lin Li said reluctantly, but he had already made up his mind.

"Okay, I haven't seen Mr. Lin write anything for a long time. Is it an article or a poem?" Ayu asked.

"I will write the article now and post it on Weibo after I finish it!"

After Lin Li finished speaking, the gifts and barrage in the live broadcast room exploded again!

[Tonight is worth it, a rocket is given to me! 】

[I haven’t seen Lin Li’s article for a long time, looking forward to it! 】

[The death of Red Rabbit, people are seen in the cup, what will it be this time? 】

[This is the first time I feel so cheap and want to be scolded! 】

[Haha, it’s rare to be mean in life! 】

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Guitarist Ge Yingjun and keyboardist Lu Hao in the band brought a laptop and a table, and Lin Li sat in front of the live broadcast, turned on the computer and started typing.

This is the second time Lin Li has done a live broadcast of his composition. The first time was five months ago. At that time, Zhang Cheng questioned his perfect score in the college entrance examination and deliberately asked a question.

Lin Li wrote an article "Looking into the Cup".

This time, what was different from that time was that this time Lin Li typed on a computer instead of handwriting.

Compared with handwriting, typing is naturally faster, and Lin Li's agility attribute is much higher than before, and he can type smoothly.

"The Death of the Red Rabbit" and "Peering into the Man in the Cup" are both famous works in the field composition. This makes Lin Li's composition tonight highly anticipated, but it is also because the previous two articles were so good. If Lin Li writes well this time Generally speaking, it is difficult to satisfy people.

But Lin Li didn't seem to worry about this problem, because he knew that his article would only be better!

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The so-called slight difference makes a thousand miles, but some people don't think so.

Do you know who is the most famous person in China?

Speaking of this person, everyone knows it and is famous everywhere. He has a poor surname and a few given names. He comes from various provinces, counties and villages. You must have seen him, and you must have heard others talk about him. Mr. Xiang's name is on everyone's lips every day because he is the representative of all Chinese people.

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In just one minute, Lin Li typed so many words. Everyone could only see Lin Li tapping the keyboard extremely quickly with both hands, but they had no idea what he was writing.

[This speed...he is indeed a fast man! 】

[I can’t even scroll through the keyboard to come up with so many words. 】

[What the hell is this writing an article? No idea required? 】

[Do you understand the article without adding any details? 】

[I felt like I was going to be scolded by Lin Li again, and suddenly I was a little excited! 】

[The last thing that comes out is the screen full of pretty girls, right? 】

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Even though they couldn't see what Lin Li was hitting, it didn't prevent the netizens watching the live broadcast from interacting. They were all looking forward to being scolded. This feeling was very strange.

Lin Li was typing at a very fast speed. This article was just over a thousand words long. For Lin Li, it only took a few minutes, but for the viewers watching the live broadcast, it was a bit scary.

A thousand words of on-the-spot composition in just a few minutes is something you wouldn’t even dare to shoot in a movie!

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When Mr. Jiujiu was about to die, he said intermittently: "There is a difference between a living person and a dead person... about the same... about everything... as long as... the difference... the difference... is not much... it will be fine..." ...Why...Why...must...be...too...too serious?" After finishing these words, he finally gave up.

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After only a few minutes, Lin Li stopped and posted the typed article on Weibo.

Weibo title: "The Biography of Mr. Almost"

This "Biography of Mr. Almost" is a fable in the style of biography, mocking those who do not take things seriously and criticizing the perfunctory attitude of the Chinese people.

The gentleman in the article was confused all his life and could do just about anything. Even when he finally fell ill and hired a veterinarian to treat himself, he thought that treating people would be the same as treating cows, but he ended up dying after being treated.

The article cleverly uses rhetorical techniques such as exaggeration, parallelism, foil, and irony, making people reflect on their own lives behind the ridiculous and funny words.

The gender label in this article is not that heavy, not only for gentlemen, but also for ladies. The article is talking about all Chinese people!

After posting, Lin Li said to the live broadcast: "I've finished writing. If you want to read it, you can go to my Weibo and leave it to Ayu in the live broadcast room. Don't beg me to scold you anymore. Please don't beg me!"

The popularity of Ayu's live broadcast room tonight exceeded 150 million, exceeding the popularity of the night when Satan's identity as the Great Demon King was revealed at the beginning of the month.

Today on the Ivory Live Broadcasting Platform, Lin Like is much more popular than any other anchor.

Ayu continued to take over the live broadcast, while Lin Li made an appointment with the band members to have supper.

After returning home from supper, Lin Li opened Weibo and looked at the Weibo he had just posted.

It has only been posted on Weibo for more than two hours, but there are already nearly 10,000 comments.

Most of them had unfinished thoughts and felt that Lin Li's article was not harsh enough.

But many people have seen the skill of Lin Li's article. Compared with the previous "The Death of the Red Rabbit" and "The Man in the Cup", this "The Biography of Mr. Almost" has a feeling of weightlessness and is even more powerful than before.

Lin Li's modern poetry is already at the level of a master. Since his debut in the music industry was too short, he is not yet a master, but his originality is definitely at the level of a master. As soon as this "The Biography of Mr. Almost" came out, many people began to foresee it. , Lin Li's writing level has also begun to move towards the master level.

That night, Yanda's official Weibo reposted Lin Li's article and commented: "We will not comment on Lin Li's personal behavior, but this article is still of a very high level. You can read it several times."

Except for a long time ago when Lin Li was arrested for fighting, Yan Da posted a Weibo request asking relevant departments to handle Lin Li's incident fairly, and has never expressed its views on issues related to Lin Li.

This time, although the official Weibo of Yan University did not stand up to Lin Li directly, it could be seen that the Yan University officials had expressed their attitude.

After Yan Daguan posted this on Weibo, countless students from Yan University began to repost and comment.

The first person to bear the brunt was Fang Yurong, the goddess of Yan.

Fang Yurong won the championship in the "Chinese Studies Conference" not long ago. Her amazing talent and good looks made her the most popular person at YSU besides Lin Li.

Fang Yurong’s Weibo followers also exceeded 7 million, which is three times the number of Weibo followers of the “Chinese Studies Conference” program group, and the total number of Weibo followers of other contestants in the finals!

Fang Yurong retweeted Yan Daguan's WeChat account and commented: "It's wrong to curse, but people who can't hear the slightest curse from others are terrible!"

Lin Li is very popular in Yanda and has good popularity. After all, he doesn't have the airs of a star at all.

This time, Guan Wei and Fang Yurong took the lead in expressing support, and other Yan University students also forwarded Yan Da Guan Wei to comment.

The students at Yanda have a strong humanistic atmosphere and their comments are also to the point.

Lin Li's two songs and an article reveal the current situation of some young people in this era.

Women love vanity, while men do not seek advancement. Although it is not absolute, it is indeed common and no one can deny it.

Yanda is the highest university in China and the alma mater of many political figures. Although the official Weibo of Yanda does not have a particularly large number of followers, its influence is still huge.

Many official WeChat accounts also followed Yanda and expressed their opinions, criticizing some unhealthy trends in today's society.

It didn’t take long for Weibo to start discussing the topic # The generation that deserves to be scolded # .

Regarding the problems revealed in Lin Li's songs and articles, some people blame the times, while others blame the people's hearts.

On Weibo, the news that Lin Li's new song was suspected of insulting women disappeared. Instead, countless netizens began to discuss this topic, so what happened to this generation.

The voices of discussion became louder and louder, and the voices of reflection became more and more numerous. At the end of the day, the voices scolding Lin Li disappeared, but the voices thanking Lin Li sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.

When Lin Li woke up early in the morning, his Weibo was full of messages thanking him, which made Lin Li a little confused.

Mozart's Light: "Almost Mr.'s life is almost my life."

Miqian: "Thank you Lin Li for these two songs and an article, which made me reflect on myself. I can no longer be so confused!"

Loading avatar: "I scolded Lin Li before, but now that I think about it, I was too impulsive. I apologize!"

SC_cookid: "I laughed and cried while watching "The Legend of Mr. Almost".

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Lin Li didn't expect that all netizens would change their temper overnight, and all of them would reflect on how unpredictable things are in life.

("The Biography of Mr. Almost" is one of Mr. Hu Shi's masterpieces. Hot Dog's "Mr. Almost" was inspired by this article, and "Girl Almost" was adapted from "Mr. Almost".)