The straight man in the entertainment circle
Chapter 609 It’s very important not to have you
Lin Li's apprenticeship meeting will be held at 2 pm on Sunday.
Ayu has not conducted live broadcasts since she teamed up with Li Mengfei and Wu Ruobing. Ivory Live still handles Lin Li's live broadcasts, but it's just replaced by another anchor, who is Lin Li's old game anchor Satan.
Today, Satan also came to the five-star hotel where Lin Li apprenticed.
Ivory Live previewed today's live broadcast early, and gave the Satan anchor room a homepage push half an hour in advance.
The popularity of Satan's anchor room quickly reached the top.
Satan has not been so popular for a year. When he was so popular before, it was the time when Lin Li played games with him.
Satan was very emotional, this Lin Li was really his destiny.
However, Satan was also a little confused about Lin Li's desire to become a disciple of Yan Fangfang. He had seen Yan Fangfang's videos and they were simply unsightly. Why did Lin Li want to become her disciple?
Satan originally felt that something was not right, but when he came to the scene in person, Satan was a little confused. With such a grand event, so many people in the martial arts world, and so many media present, could it be that Lin Li really wanted to become a disciple?
The apprenticeship hasn't even started yet, but there are already more than half a million people watching in the Satan live broadcast room.
[It’s such a big pomp, I can’t really become a disciple. 】
[It looks like it is. 】
[If Lin Li really wants to become a disciple, I will give up my fandom! 】
[Although Lin Li’s acting skills are very good, being Master Yan’s apprentice is a bit awkward. 】
[It’s hard to imagine Lin Li jumping up and down from now on (face covering). 】
[I closed my eyes while spinning and jumping~]
[Let’s get started, I can’t wait! 】
…………
Hotel venue lobby.
All the guests were seated according to their seats, and the emcee took the microphone and walked onto the stage.
"Dear martial arts seniors and distinguished guests, good afternoon."
"Today, I am full of joy and excitement to preside over this far-reaching apprenticeship ceremony. Since ancient times, the relationship between master and disciple is no less than the relationship between father and son. Youdao is a teacher for a lifetime and a father for a lifetime. Today we can witness the harvest of Master Yan Fangfang. What an honor it is to have Lin Li as a disciple in this grand event! This will definitely become a good story in the martial arts world in the future!"
"First of all, we invite Mr. Xu Bo, the president of our Nanhe Province Guoshu Association, to come on stage and deliver a speech!"
There was a round of applause, and Xu Bo walked onto the stage with a smile.
"Hello everyone, as the president of Nanhe Province Guoshu Association and the leader of Hunyuan Xingyiquan, I will say a few words today."
"First of all, I would like to congratulate President Yan Fangfang on having a good apprentice, and also congratulate Lin Li on having a good master. This is a good thing for our entire martial arts community. We welcome it and hope that more people can pay attention to the development of our Chinese martial arts."
"Today's situation also reminds me of the time when I accepted my disciples. Everyone knows that Yang Jun and Chen Changming are both my disciples. I once asked them why they chose me as their master. They said... …Of course it’s because of my profound martial arts attainments.”
When Xu Bo said this, Yan Fangfang in the audience began to frown. What were the two words he had agreed upon?
"Speaking of martial arts attainments, I want to tell you that martial arts is a very profound profession. Take my unique skill of five lightning whips as an example. This is not something that ordinary people can learn. Let me show it to you..."
Just as he said, Xu Bo took a step back and raised his hands on the spot, shouting "first whip" and "second whip" until he shouted "fifth whip".
There were cheers from below, only Yan Fangfang and her disciples were unhappy.
Did you agree not to overshadow the guest?
What are you doing?
After Xu Bo finished the blow, he stepped forward and said: "This is the five-shot lightning whip. It needs to be hit in a chain and using Hunyuan Jin to achieve the effect. Thank you everyone."
At this time, the barrage in Satan's live broadcast room was also extremely lively.
[Hahaha, when this guy was whipped five times in a row, the fat all over his body was shaking very rhythmically! 】
[Why do I want to laugh when I see this five-shot lightning whip? 】
[I suspect that these five whips were all struck on myself. 】
[With lightning special effects, it is probably very effective. 】
[To be honest, she is better than Yan Fangfang. 】
[Hahaha, unique skill! 】
…………
Seeing Xu Bo practicing his skills on the stage, Yan Fangfang looked very ugly.
Xu Bo uses this place to promote his feelings!
But with so many media around and Xu Bo's status, she naturally dared to be angry but not speak out.
Yan Fangfang thought that Xu Bo had already said thank you to everyone, so he should have finished, but unexpectedly, Xu Bo had no intention of leaving at all and kept talking.
"Now is a peaceful era, and I rarely have the opportunity to show off my skills. However, more than 20 years ago, I competed with a foreign young man. The young man weighed more than 200 pounds and could not even break a finger of mine. , he hit me with all his moves, and I went out with full defense. The young man later left and went to fight Ai Moai Moai, and it is said that he won the championship.”
"But our traditional martial arts are so powerful. It is no exaggeration to say that I can break the naked choke of mixed martial arts while singing."
"I say this, not to say how powerful I am, but to say that Chinese martial arts are very profound. Our traditional Kung Fu is to connect hair. These three words are enough for you to learn for a lifetime. Don't think that you know it, it is still far away."
After Xu Bo finished speaking, the martial arts people at the scene applauded, and the reporters were also very excited, thinking that this was at least a topic that could be reported.
Only Yan Fangfang and her apprentices were not very happy.
Netizens in the Satan live broadcast room were also very lively.
[Hey Mu, eh, eh, hahaha, no one can speak English like this. 】
[It’s amazing, even the MMA champion can’t break him with a finger. 】
[This old guy has a bit of humor. 】
[Yan Fangfang is a visual impact, Xu Bo is an auditory impact, the two are a perfect match. 】
[It’s getting more and more outrageous, but I just want to listen. 】
[Is this person the president of the Martial Arts Association? So disappointed! 】
…………
Xu Bo didn't know what the netizens were talking about. He saw the enthusiastic applause of everyone in the audience and the interested expressions of the media reporters, and felt quite proud. It seemed that he had to speak more vividly so that everyone would like it.
No wonder Yan Fangfang was so exaggerated and everyone scolded her, but she still gained fame and the favor of stars like Lin Li.
"That's a bit far. Let's go back to martial arts. The most important thing in martial arts is not how high your kung fu is, but your martial ethics. People in martial arts value harmony and pay attention to the point. Today, there are many media, I send this message to all young people, and they cannot but practice martial ethics."
"Don't use advanced skills. If you use internal strength, it will kill you..."
…………
Xu Bo was talking non-stop on the stage, and everyone's attention was attracted to him. This sixty-year-old man was in high spirits at this time, foaming at the mouth. No one noticed that the place where the trees used to be was already filled with people. Empty.
At this time, in the hotel warehouse, several employees of Yan Fangfang's martial arts culture communication company were delivering a box of props to the front desk.
Suddenly, everyone stopped and looked at the handsome young man who appeared in front of them with wide eyes.
"Lin Li, it's Lin Li!"
"What a forest!"
"Lin Li, can we take a photo together?"
"Lin Li, sign your name for me!"
"Lin Li, my wife likes you!"
Lin Li smiled at the group of people, met their needs one by one, and then said, "Master asked me to come and get the props, so I don't have to go and deliver them to you."
Those people all knew that Lin Li wanted to become a disciple of Yan Fangfang, and they heard that Lin Li called Yan Fangfang master, so they didn't doubt that he was there, and they all said yes.
After handing the box of props to Lin Li, the group of people looked at the group photo on their phones reluctantly and left with satisfaction.
Xu Bo's endless chatter at the venue finally came to an end.
The audience burst into applause.
The host quickly said: "Thanks to President Xu Bo for his speech, we have benefited a lot. Now... we invite today's protagonist, President Yan Fangfang, to come on stage and say a few words."
Under the applause of the crowd, Yan Fangfang walked onto the stage with her head held high.
A group of her disciples also followed on the stage.
Yan Fangfang walked to the microphone and said, "Thank you all for coming, and thank you for Chairman Xu's speech just now. As everyone knows, I have always been very low-key. It was Lin Li who said he wanted to do something big, so I had to follow his lead." That makes sense."
"I have always been committed to promoting Chinese martial arts, and I am very happy to be noticed by everyone this time. Many colleagues have come to thank me these days, saying that I have revitalized Chinese martial arts. I feel very ashamed after hearing this. I just did a small job."
"Actually, it doesn't matter whether there is a person like me in the Chinese martial arts world. What matters is that everyone can like Chinese martial arts..."
…………
Yan Fangfang was unwilling to be outdone and talked for a long time, all of which were bragging for herself.
Lin Li finally couldn't bear it anymore and winked at several media reporters who had a good relationship with him. The reporters understood and raised their hands.
Yan Fangfang saw some reporters raising their hands and said with a smile: "Journalists, what questions do you have?"
A reporter stood up and asked, "We only knew about you after seeing your practice videos on the Internet, and I think Lin Li did the same. Do we have a chance to see you in action today?"
Yan Fangfang had long been prepared to perform on the stage to expand her popularity. She was even more happy when a reporter brought it up first and gave her a step forward.
"Well, since you are willing to see my old lady's humble skills, then I can't refuse..."
Yan Fangfang winked at the disciple next to her, and the disciple quickly ran down and picked up the prop box.
"The content of the last performance was only a small part of our daily practice. Today I will show you my other daily practice items."
As soon as Yan Fangfang finished speaking, an apprentice immediately brought in benches and bricks.
Yan Fangfang pointed at the bricks with a smile and said: "You may have seen more people splitting bricks with the palm of their hands, but I am different. I can do it more easily than anyone else."
Yan Fangfang pointed at the bricks and said, "Everyone, please take a look!"
As soon as Yan Fangfang finished speaking, she immediately moved the brick with her left hand, exposing half of the brick to the corner of the stool, raised her right hand high, and shouted: "Break!"
The hand falls with the sound...
Everyone was waiting for the brick to split in half, but they only heard an "ah" sound and Yan Fangfang screamed.
Seeing that the bricks were intact, Yan Fangfang's face turned red and she shook her hands in pain.
Yan Fangfang's disciples were also shocked.
They have performed this performance countless times without making any mistakes!
The reporters in the audience couldn't help laughing and picked up their cameras to take pictures.
Yan Fangfang let out a long breath and tried to hold back, but she screamed out in pain again.
The people in the audience laughed even more obviously.
Yan Fangfang picked up the brick and looked at it, then threw it angrily and cursed at her apprentices: "What are you doing!"
Yan Fangfang's disciples lowered their heads and did not dare to speak.
Fortunately, they are thick-skinned and don't feel embarrassed at all.
This really amused the netizens who were watching the live broadcast.
[Hahaha, a large rollover scene! 】
[This old woman is so funny! 】
[Yan Fangfang broke it off as she said, but it was her own finger that was broken~]
[It made me laugh so hard. I am willing to pay money to see this scene. 】
[Awkward, capitalized embarrassment. 】
[Lin Li became a disciple of X, and Lin Li cracked down on counterfeiters √. 】
【Source of happiness! 】
[I can’t continue acting, hahahahaha. 】
…………
The scene was in chaos when suddenly Yuan Xiaodong rushed onto the stage and said loudly: "Yan Fangfang, you are the only one who dares to call yourself a martial arts master. Do you dare to try with me?"
Yan Fangfang was embarrassed on the stage when she suddenly saw Yuan Xiaodong coming on stage. Although she was dissatisfied with Yuan Xiaodong calling her by her first name, she couldn't care less about it at this time. Instead, she felt that Yuan Xiaodong was being part of a drama.
If Yuan Xiaodong went on stage to be polite to her, the effect would not be realistic. After all, Yuan Xiaodong said that she was on stage to prove her martial arts skills, and no trace of their collusion could be seen.
It is really the best time for Yuan Xiaodong to come on stage at this time. Although his performance just failed, he can definitely save his face by defeating a young man like Yuan Xiaodong this time!
At this time, the entertainment reporters were very excited. This kind of on-site naysaying or kicking the venue was something that everyone loved to see. For a while, the venue was constantly flashing lights.
Yan Fangfang got rid of the embarrassment just now and put on the air of a worldly expert: "Ignorant child, I don't know the heights of the world. If you are not afraid that I will hurt you, come and give it a try!"
After saying that, Yan Fangfang performed the Tai Chi push-hand pose.
Many of Yan Fangfang's disciples also looked happy, waiting for Yuan Xiaodong to perform consecutive backflips.
A trace of pride flashed in Yuan Xiaodong's eyes. He looked at Lin Li who was smiling evilly in the audience, and also smiled evilly in return.
Yuan Xiaodong stepped forward, stretched out his hand, and took Yan Fangfang's hand. The two looked at each other. Yan Fangfang gave Yuan Xiaodong a look, but Yuan Xiaodong ignored it.
Yan Fangfang was a little suspicious, but she felt a huge force coming from Yuan Xiaodong's hand. She staggered back several steps, and finally lost her center of gravity and fell to the ground!
The whole place was in an uproar, mixed with countless laughter.
Yan Fangfang looked confused, her mind went blank, and she couldn't even feel the pain.
Yan Fangfang's disciples shouted angrily at Yuan Xiaodong: "What are you doing!"
Yuan Xiaodong sneered: "Master Yan, why can't you help pushing? You fell down before I even exerted any force?"
Yan Fangfang stood up and realized that Yuan Xiaodong had deliberately set her up, so she pointed at Yuan Xiaodong and cursed loudly: "How dare you humiliate me!!"
"You still dare to humiliate martial arts practitioners, why can't I humiliate you!?"
Yan Fangfang's eldest disciple Jin Yabo stood up and shouted to Lin Li in the audience: "Lin Li, you arranged this person, what do you mean?"
When Jin Yabo shouted, everyone reacted suddenly.
It turns out that this Yuan Xiaodong was arranged by Lin Li!
No wonder they were all wondering why Lin Li wanted to take Yan Fangfang as his teacher. Thinking about today's scene, Lin Li was directing it all!
Everyone's eyes were focused on Lin Li.
Lin Li looked sternly and said, "Didn't Master Yan Fangfang say that it is not important to have her in the martial arts world? What I want to say is that it is very important that there is no one like you in the martial arts world!"
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