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Wendy was startled by Zhongli's words.

What about making friends?

This just talked about two sentences, okay, you ask me how I want to die?

Ye Chen, what did you do to force Morax into this.

That's all, I don't want to mix things up with the two of you, but why did he bully me?

Morax, this old man, she's crazy.

Wendy smiled awkwardly, "Mr. Zhongli really can joke, but to say how I want to die as a bard, I really haven't thought about it before, can Mr. Zhongli let me think about it."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wendy, you're out of time."

Wendy looked at Zhongli with dull eyes, "Zhongli, are you really here?"

Zhong Li snorted coldly, "Does Mr. Wendy think that I found Mond from Liyue thousands of miles away, and I really want to be friends with you."

"Haha, I understand, then I will ask Mr. Zhongli before I die, can I do it, there is still room for relaxation."

"Yes, but no."

"What does Mr. Zhongli mean by this?"

"If you want to stay alive, give me two pairs of your panties and I'll let you go, but I don't think Mr. Wendy will agree."

I agree with you uncle?

Morax, are you sick, you ran all the way from Liyue to Mond to threaten me, just to ask me for two pairs of underwear?

Underwear, such an unspeakable thing, how did your dignified Rock King Emperor say it?

Wendy instantly thought of something.

Should it be, this underwear was asked by Ye Chen to threaten Morax, this kind of thing he will definitely not take out, so Zhongli ran to Mond to threaten me?

That's right, that's right.

Ye Chen is always very perverted, it is not surprising that he can think of this kind of thing, and he also wants to let his women's clothes seduce Morax.

What a strange fetish.

In the face of Zhongli's threat, Wendy was a little panicked, but he was not really afraid of Zhongli, and he couldn't beat the old man, and I could still run away when I was young.

Wendy stood up silently and said calmly, "Morax, I didn't mess with you Barbatos." "

The showdown is over, and with what he knows about Morax, he will not vent his anger on others for no reason.

Zhongli snorted coldly, "Barbatos, you dare to say that you didn't mess with me? More than 6,000 years ago, do you remember, one day I was blown by the wind and got a cold and a serious illness, and now I am not fine, don't you blame for this? "

Wind chill, as a demon god, how could he Zhongli be blown by the wind and cold.

This is a matter of peeing with the wind and peeing a shoe, since it is blown by the wind, it is not too much to find Wendy to settle the account yourself.

Anyway, he definitely can't beat himself.

As soon as Zhong Li's words came out, Wendy was completely stunned this time.

Your demon god Morax will be blown by the wind and get the wind cold, what are you kidding?

Besides, more than 6,000 years ago, I was not born, and you also dunked this on me?

It's not reasonable.

Wendy was aggrieved.

"Morax, don't say that you are not really cold by the wind, even if you are cold, it has nothing to do with me, I was not born six thousand years ago."

"But you are Barbatos, the god of wind."

"I wasn't then."

"But you are now."

"It has nothing to do with six thousand years ago."

"I Morax think there is."

When Wendy heard this, she took a deep breath and trembled, "Morax, you came to trouble me on purpose, didn't you?"

"You can say the same."

"Eh... Well, then there is no other way to solve this matter?

"Two pairs of panties, that's it."

......

I'll go to your uncle's, Morax, you're sick.

Wendy took a deep look at Zhongli and sighed helplessly, "It's just a problem with two pairs of underwear, right?"

"Of course, it's actually easy, two underpants can change a life, it's worth it."

"What if I don't give it."

"I'll kill you."

Wendy thought for a moment and said, "Okay, two pairs of panties, I made this deal."

"No, I don't want a new one, I want two original ones."

"Morax, you're sick." Wendy finally couldn't help but scold.

"Barbatos, if you say that, I feel the same way, I have a problem that wants to kill you."

"Morax, do you really think you can beat me to death?"

"I don't know, so I want to try."

"Haha, then forget it, isn't it just two pairs of original panties, I give it, can't I give it?"

"But I want it now."

"Morax, you don't want to see me take off my pants, you won't be so perverted, you turn your body over, then I'll take it off for you."

"Barbatos, don't you want to escape?" Zhongli looked at Wendy with a wary expression.

"Of course not, I'm not that kind of person in Barbatos."

"Then I'll trust you for once." Saying that, Zhongli turned around neatly.

And at this time, Wendy rolled over, jumped directly from the star picking cliff, turned around and ran, and the direction he ran to was Liyue, he was going to find Ye Chen, Morax was obviously crazy, it was safest to stay by Ye Chen's side at this time.

Zhongli heard Wendy's fleeing voice, and the corners of his mouth curved slightly.

Barbatos, I know that you will run, go, go find Ye Chen, I am about to be tortured by Ye Chen crazy, it is time for you to enjoy it.

I haven't learned much from Ye Chen, this yin person's routine, I can't fight Ye Chen, but it's still no problem to deal with you Barbatos.

Zhong Li turned around and cursed angrily: "Barbatos, as a wind god, the contract is completed, you dare to break the contract, you give me back."

"Morax, you pervert, I don't run, I'm a fool."

Two people talked, one running in front and one chasing behind, heading straight for Liyue, and from time to time they made a joke, the scene was very interesting.

Later, a story appeared on the continent of Tivat, which spread throughout all families.

The Rock King Emperor Morax once chased Liyue from Mond to Liyue in order to pursue the poet Wendy, and Wendy was moved by this, and the two have lived happily ever after.

This story is from the hand of the famous fiction writer, Ye Chen, and is included in: "Morax's Love Stories Collection. "