The strongest anti-bone system in Genshin Impact's opening awakening

In the mansion of Yae Miyaji, the skirmishers stood at the door with a proud face.

The cherry blossoms in the courtyard are in full bloom and beautiful, and the scattered soldiers outside the courtyard curse and curse.

"Hmph, what Yae Miko, it's just a fox spirit, oily and slippery youkai."

The skirmishers have always had a great grudge against Inazuma, especially Thor Shadow. This nominally abandoned his own hemp, and even had no good impression of Thor's dependents of the god of God.

It's just some ruthless stinky women.

And now that he can endure the resentment of his whole body and come to Inazuma, the task of the fools to collect the heart of God is secondary, mainly because he wants to come to Ye Chen and take revenge.

The child's mother has not been well educated since he was a child, and he has developed a good habit of exporting dirty.

He scolded anyone when he saw him.

But now when he thought of Ye Chen, he was exhausted, and there were only two words left in his mind, bastard.

Never seen someone with such bastards.

Ye Chen became the executive officer of the fools, and the skirmishers thought that they had never provoked Ye Chen, but this bastard was idle and had nothing to do, so he ran to his door to sing, and the song was called "A Child Without a Mother", which no one could stand it.

Just a slut.

Thinking that Ye Chen did not have the ability of the evil eye, the corners of the skirmisher's mouth were slightly hooked, and a trace of cruelty appeared on his face.

"Ye Chen? Master? When I finish my task, I have to know who is the master. The

skirmishers were proud, and three people suddenly appeared in their field of vision.

A pink-haired fox with a good look on his face, a smiling bastard Ye Chen, and another who looks exactly like himself, his clothes and even his expression seem to be carved out of a mold.

The skirmishers were instantly stupid.

Subconsciously rubbed his eyes under the bucket hat.

That's right, it's exactly like yourself.

The skirmish looked at the villain with dull eyes, and then stretched out his finger to the little skirmisher, "You, what are you?" "

The little skirmish is ignorant.

"Dad, how does this dog look exactly like me, he even dares to scold me, I want to beat him."

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"Dad, who is your dad?"

"Ye Chen is my father, who are you?"

Although he didn't call Ye Chen's father himself, seeing someone exactly like himself called Ye Chen's father, the skirmishers were still as disgusting as eating Xiang.

Recognizing the thief as the father really him off.

The skirmish gritted his teeth and huffed, "I am the executive officer of the sixth seat of the fools, a wanderer, a skirmisher."

"Fart, I'm the executive of the sixth seat of the fools, a wanderer, a skirmisher."

"You fart, I'm a skirmisher, who the hell are you?"

"I'm a skirmisher."

"You're not, I am."

"You're not, I am."

Two skirmishers wearing cloaks, one standing outside the door and the other inside the door, quarreled unguardedly.

It's like arguing with a child.

The two people not only look exactly the same, but also have the same clothes, movements, and even expressions, and the scene is very interesting to watch.

After arguing for a long time, no one could win the other, and the skirmishers turned to say: "Why do you say that you are skirmishers." Little

skirmishers: "I will scold people, I still have smelly feet, my mother is Lei Movie, my father is Ye Chen, who am I not a skirmisher?" Ye

Chen???

I'll go, what is this gossip furnace making, this skirmish not only has some common sense, but even self-identification is so unique?

Just say that you will scold people, and say that you have foot odor.

The skill of skirmishers is indeed to kick people with their feet, is it that if they kick more, they will have foot odor?

But I didn't denigrate myself so much.

Even the little skirmish actually admitted that it was a thunder movie, which was the biggest taboo in the skirmisher's heart.

On the other hand, the skirmishers are about to explode.

This little thing popped out, he still wants to face, he actually proudly called his mother a shadow, I don't have a mother who doesn't want children.

"Bastard, what are you talking nonsense, are you trying to find a fight."

"Come, duel, who is afraid of whom."

"Hit and beat, whoever is afraid of whom."

The two little children got closer and closer, and their tempers were big, and they couldn't help it, so they fought.

I saw the skirmishers suddenly soaring into the air, surrounded by wind elements, and flew out and kicked towards the small skirmishers.

The little skirmish did not show weakness and returned with the same move.

The skirmishers who flew into the sky almost dropped their jaws when they saw this scene.

"How come, how come?

Not only does he look exactly like himself, but he even uses his exclusive skills.

What the hell is this? Before

the skirmishers had time to think about it, the little smelly feet of the two people had already collided.

"Bang, bang!" Two sounds, one on the left chest and one on the right chest.

Two little guys fell from the air.

The little skirmish covered his right chest and stumbled two steps to stand, but the skirmish came to blossom with a strong ass.

The severe pain in his body made the skirmishers' brains clearer and clearer.

But by this time the skirmishers were completely dumbfounded.

Even if all the characteristics of the two people are the same, why do they feel it when they obviously kick the little skirmishers?

On the gadget that hit, it will hurt yourself?

What the hell is this? The skirmishers cursed secretly in their hearts.

Ye Chen watched the two skirmishers fighting, and he was still happy.

It feels like I saw the live-action version of the real and fake Monkey King battle.

But soon Ye Chen discovered that something was wrong.

As mentioned before the introduction of the system, the characters made by the gossip furnace have the same strength as the executive officers of the fools, but when two skirmishers really fight, it's not right.

It was clear that the two sides kicked each other, but the real skirmishers were obviously much more seriously injured than the fake skirmishers.

Ye Chen looked at the skirmish with his hands covering his chest, with an incredible look, and he vaguely guessed something.

The strength is comparable, but he seems to have discovered something incredible.

The corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise.

He wanted to try.

"Little skirmishers, why are you fighting with people, don't study well, come and get beaten quickly."

"Yes, Dad."

The skirmishers were not lightly injured, and listening to the conversation between Ye Chen and the little skirmishers, he was so angry that he almost didn't vomit blood on the spot.

What does it mean not to learn well, come and get beaten quickly?

The point is that he actually called his father obediently and agreed.

Think of a person exactly like himself, calling himself an enemy father, and willing to be beaten by depravity, he is almost angry to death.

And that's not the end of it.

Seeing the little skirmish walking to Ye Chen's side and taking off his cloak, Ye Chen mercilessly slapped the little skirmisher.

"Snap".

The little skirmish was slapped.

At this time, the skirmishers covered their right face with an incredulous look.

The little skirmish soldier was beaten, and his face actually hurt, completely empathetic, and even this slap was exactly the same as hitting him in the face.

What kind of weird thing did Ye Chen, this bastard, make.

It is clear that it is not myself who hits, why do I feel very painful.

The unruly skirmishers felt the taste of fear for the first time from the birth of consciousness.

Unprecedented panic.

"Ye Chen, you, what the hell did you get, what the hell is he."

Ye Chen's eyes had been watching the skirmishers, but after seeing the skirmishers covering their faces and giving a panicked expression, he was also surprised.

The characters made by the Bagua Furnace actually have this special ability.

I fight fake skirmishers, real skirmishers will feel pain.

I already knew that I didn't sleep last night, and I had to stay up late to clean up this disobedient smelly boy, make you arrogant, make you curse, and let you waste my eighty pumps!

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