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A declaration like a child’s play
[This is a war launched to protect the planet and all the people living on this planet. 】
[In this century, various problems occurred around the world, such as: the greenhouse effect, glaciersMelting, environmental damage, the short punch of fossil fuels, these problems can all be attributed to the special technology invented by the Academy City. 】
[Their ever-changing technology is squeezing the planet’s last vitality. If it is not effectively controlled, all life living on this planet will be extinct. 】
[For the future of all of our humanity, research projects carried out everywhere must be stopped quickly. At the same time, in order to analyze the problem, the culprit must disclose the most cutting-edge science and technology to us. 】
[If our proposal to pursue peace is rejected, we can conclude that the Academy City has no intention of communicating with other countries in the world for its own private interests, and will continue to expose all human beings to this planetary crisis. 】
[We will wait for the response from the Academy City until 12:10 noon on September 27th, Mosca time. 】
[If the time limit has expired and no reply has been received, we will determine that Academy City and its ally, the United Kingdom of Great Britain, intend to go to war, and begin to consider an offensive operation using ICBMs. 】
[For the future of the planet and the continuation of our descendants, the people of the world, stand up and fight to the death with the science that brings doom! ! 】
Watching the over-60-year-old Mr. President jumping up and down on TVB, blowing his nose and staring, his face as red as a monkey’s butt, and his excited appearance, the office on the top floor of the factory fell into a dead silence. middle.
What did they hear?
“Because of environmental problems, it is necessary for Academy City to disclose science and technology. If you don’t give it, it means that you have a tendency to destroy human beings. For the sake of human beings, we will go to war with you. ’
Although there is a bit of discrepancy, it seems that this is the meaning.
“Did the President of the Polar Bear eat his brain?” Saten Leiko, who was sitting upside down in the chair, leaned on the back of the chair and blinked.
“Someone has taken over the laughs of the people of the world this year.” The lazy Queen Bee stretched on the sofa and said with half-open eyes.
She even glanced at the passionate president and didn’t want to contaminate her charming eyes.
By the way, how did this mental retardation become president?
It’s not the Middle Ages anymore. Who would believe this kind of lame reason, except for a guy who calls himself an ‘environmentalist’?
“This is going to be a war? It’s too much of a joke, isn’t it?”
Misaka Mikoto looked a little surprised at the president who gave a passionate speech on the TV. This kind of speech could not inspire even a junior high school student like her. What gave him the courage to fight?
“Did we click the wrong channel? This should be a funny variety show, right?” Kuroko Shirai, who had no place and could only force himself to sit on the ground, said suspiciously.
But then again, is this comedian Japanese of Russian origin? He looks a lot like the president of the polar bear. How much does it cost to take a photo?
On the other side, Kelissa, who was sitting on the sofa chair with her legs crossed, was silent for a while, and said with a smile on the corner of her mouth.
“It’s a win!!”
Yuu has absolutely no intention of denying this.
Is this still a war? Just pulling the leader and Bibi’s IQ can basically determine the outcome.
Even if there are a lot of polar bears, what is the age now, only China and the United States are really big countries, and polar bears have long been second-rate.
If the leader is replaced by the Great Emperor, the battle is really difficult to fight to death, but when it is replaced by the president whose IQ forgot to pay taxes, except for the hidden behind-the-scenes religious and right-wing fire, there is really nothing else. .
Even because the leadership is insane, it is estimated that the combat effectiveness is not as good as the adult education acting alone.
“However, it is difficult to guarantee that this is a pretext released by polar bears. After all, it is possible to be the president, how can it be so stupid.”
Kelisa, who was beside her, muttered vigilantly. No matter how unbearable the opponent is, the necessary vigilance is still necessary.
Seeing Kelissa’s vigilant look, Yun rolled her eyes.
Don’t think about it. Before returning to the workshop, the person who killed Baishu sent me a message. The original President Wisdom was smashed by the adult education because he didn’t agree, and now the adult education just found an actor to fake it.
You say a fake and low-quality product, what kind of political literacy are you considering? If you didn’t read his speech, is it just like those brain-dead environmentalists who were driven out of work?
“Is this true?”
Shirai Kuroko, who didn’t know the truth about the fake president, muttered a little strangely. Knowing that the arrogant-looking blond woman beside him was the Crown Prince of the Eagle Kingdom, she was still quite convinced by Kaelisa’s words.
Now that this big man has determined that the president is indeed going to go to war, and that he is still playing tricks, she somewhat admires the other party.
This kind of shameful words, I dare to broadcast it on 256 channels all over the world, and I don’t care about my face at all, just to complete the country’s plan and strengthen the chance of winning the war.
It turns out that the president of a country is such an easy job! !
“It’s going to be a war now, what about us students?”
Misaka Mikoto, who was beside her, said worriedly, she had just coaxed her mother not to take her to another school, and now this incident happened again, is this the end of the day for her?
“Do you think some people in the world think this is a war?” Yoo on the side pouted.
On the other side, Shokuhou Misaki looked at Misaka Mikoto with disgust.
“When this kind of thing is broadcast, the whole world will know that polar bears cannot develop cutting-edge technology and want to rob the technology of the Academy City. In this case, everyone will feel that ‘Polar Bears are shameless’ and the ‘Technology World of Academy City’First, even a big country can only shamelessly rob it. ’. ”
“In this way, most parents will wait and see, and once the college city wins, the enrollment next year is expected to be full of lottery.”
Listening to Shokuhou Caoqi’s explanation, the crowd suddenly had black lines all over their heads. How could it feel like the president who was jumping up and down was promoting admissions to the academy city?
“Okay, don’t worry about it anymore, the students will be obedient to class, and the war or something, adults will take care of it.”
Yu stood up, tidied up her clothes, looked at Kelissa, and walked towards the door on her own.
“Are you going out?” Misaka Mikoto asked in surprise.
“Yeah, I’m going to have a deal with the hanged man.”
Yu, who walked to the door, turned her face slightly and said with a sneer.
“Calculate, how to swallow this big piece of fat.”