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Next to the old street, on the sidewalk full of pebbles, a bald old man in tattered clothes sat on the ground and smiled gently. Without the slightest scruples, he picked up the bread inside, tore off a small piece, and ate it happily.
Beside the road, the Celtic carrying the prey on his back glanced at the old man, pouted his mouth with a sullen face, and left quickly. The cool-clothed female Celtic opened the distance intentionally or unintentionally, and deliberately avoided it. Open the other party, with a touch of contempt in his eyebrows.
“Grandpa, grandpa, why don’t you go hunting, but come here to beg for food? I heard grandma say that no matter how poor a person lives to the age of grandpa, they will never be reduced to the point of begging. This is why?”
A girl dressed in animal skins and carved in pink and jade squatted in front of the old man and said innocently.
Amitabha raised his eyebrows, raised his dirty hand with a smile, tapped the girl’s eyebrows with his fingertips, and laughed loudly:
“Because the old man is lazy! Look, if you stay here and do nothing, there are idiots like you delivering steamed buns, and you don’t have to work. Isn’t it very comfortable?”
“Then can’t I be lazy in the future?” The girl said with a bitter face as if she believed the words of Amitabha Buddha.
Amitabha was surprised for a moment, and then asked back:
“Why can’t you be lazy?”
“Grandma said that I can’t beg for food, only lazy people can beg, so I can’t be lazy, right?” The girl frowned in confusion, her whole face almost puckered up.
Amitabha was stunned for a moment, then patted his stomach and laughed loudly:
“Yes, yes, yes, you can’t be lazy anymore, you can’t be lazy anymore!”
He laughed for a while, and out of the corner of his eyes he saw a beautiful woman approaching by the road.Man, patted the girl’s head, and then said with a smile:
“Okay, smart little guy, your mother is here to pick you up.”
Hearing the words, the girl stood up immediately, saw the woman not far away, her face was overjoyed, she trotted and rushed over.
“Mom!”
“How many times have I said it, Morgan, don’t come in contact with such shameless people.” The woman frowned, grabbed the girl’s ears, and then took the other side and walked to the other side of the road. .
However, the girl called Morgan didn’t seem to care about her mother’s warning at all. While being led by her mother, she turned her head and waved to Amitabha Buddha, and shouted with a smile.
“Can I still bring you bread tomorrow?”
“I’m afraid I can’t.”
Amitabha smiled and waved his hand, then slowly got up from the ground, not paying attention to the disgusting gazes of the surrounding crowd, but raised his head with a smile, looked at the temple in the distance, and took a step.
When he took this step, the smoke curled up around him, and it seemed that there was a world emerging behind him. In the world, the five directions revealed the truth, the Dharma protector Kalan, and the bodhisattvas of the heavens appeared one after another, bowed down to him, and recited the Buddha’s name.
In a flash, he disappeared into the street.
“Buddha?!! That old man is a Buddha?”
The surrounding crowd looked at this scene in shock, and after many sharp-eyed people woke up, they immediately exclaimed.
“Go and inform Queen Skaha, go and inform Prophet Kesbah that there is a powerful Buddhist invading!! Who is that girl before, find out who she is, she is afraid that she was saved by that Buddha!!”
“Oh, no one regrets not coming to give me bread? My ability to enlighten the wisdom of Buddhism, is it also a unique skill in the garden?” In the realm belt, Amitabha patted his head, shook his head with a wry smile, and then stretched out his hand. In a flash, passers-by’s impression of the girl was erased.
Originally, it was a temporary intention to create momentum for the interesting little girl and leave a good story, but now it seems that I am afraid that it will harm the other party. If that is the case, then let it go… Amitabha shook his head and said with a little bit of laughter. .
“These brave and ruthless Celts! How come they all have elm heads!”
He laughed dryly, stepped out of the realm, came to a magnificent palace, stood on the edge of a pure white sacred load-bearing column, lowered his head slightly, and nodded slightly towards the silver-haired youth in the center of the palace:
“The poor monk has already come, please let your majesty stop here. I have been interfered with my spirit, but it is very painful.”
Yu, who was sitting in front of a stone table, raised her hand and applauded:
“As expected of the Buddha’s door to lead the Buddha, I can’t hide this trick from you after all.”
“If this is still a tricky trick, I’m afraid there isn’t any method in Buddhism that can be called a secret method.”
Amitabha rubbed his bulging temples and said with a wry smile. What Buddhism is best at is spiritual [enlightenment]. There are also many sects that advocate abandoning the physical body to save the spirit, and among them, Amitabha Buddha, who is the one who attracts people from the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, is one of the best.
But even so, he still stumbled in Yuu’s hands. He who used to “prepare for laziness” to deal with the offensive had the idea of ​​”working hard” earlier, and his whole life this year represented his defeat in the spiritual realm.
“That girl is your means?” Amitabha said with a tangled expression.
You raised her eyebrows slightly, neither denying nor admitting it.
“This is really… Can even the fragile mind of a child interfere with the remote control invisibly?” Amitabha smiled bitterly. He was defeated in the spiritual realm, and his skills were not as good as those of others. , there is nothing to complain about being a mermaid. “It seems that in order to survive, the old monk, I’m afraid I have to explain it here.”
Yu raised her brows slightly, her expression remained unchanged, and said:
“My purpose is only one, and it doesn’t include taking your life.”
It’s not included, it’s not that I’m incapable… It’s really the speech of a strong man… Amitabha smiled bitterly in his heart.
“It’s a coincidence that the old monk has only one purpose for his private visit.” Amitabha slightly opened his eyes and said with a smile. “Since everyone is with each other, can the old monk be allowed to ask a question?”
You raised her eyes and glanced at Amitabha Buddha, nodded slightly and said:
“Can.”
“Does this matter only need ‘Amitabha’ to do?” Amitabha looked at Yu with anticipation and said.
Yu frowned slightly, as if he didn’t understand Amitabha’s expectations at the moment, but he nodded and admitted.
“Yes!”
“it is good!!”
Amitabha responded with a sound, then bent down and cupped his hands:
“That being the case, now you are ‘Amitabha’, and I am just an old monk without a name.”
You glanced at Amitabha Buddha in surprise, but at this moment, the latter laughed heartily, raised his hand with a big laugh, and slapped his bare forehead.
Snapped!
The Buddha fell backwards and slammed on the ground with a bang. His face was smiling, but he lost his breath, and he was completely exhausted on the spot.
You silently looked at the corpse of Amitabha Buddha, and on the corpse of the other party, a golden relic slowly appeared. After watching it for a while, she suddenly laughed.
“Interesting, really interesting!”
He stretched out his hand, took the relic in his hand, rubbed the relic, and said with a happy smile:
“Then next, I will be Lingshan [Receiving Buddha]!”