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The Real Witch
As soon as Yu Ye recognized Xiandumu Aye’s thoughts, Xiandumu Youma felt a pain in his heart.
In fact, she also understands that as a pure-blooded witch, even if she does not become a witch, she will be targeted by magic-related monsters sooner or later because of the high concentration of magic power in her blood. There is vague resistance.
However, after hearing Yu’s next words, Xiandumu Yuma was completely stunned.
“In order to save String Kamishima, become a witch?”
Xiandu Mu Youma repeated the other party’s words to Yu in a daze, then took a few deep breaths, patted her chest, and showed a dumbfounding expression.
“You almost scared Yuma to death. I thought you planned to support mother and make me a witch.”
Hearing Xiandumu Youma’s response, Youma raised his eyebrows indiscernibly, then raised his legs, and said in a flat tone: “Youma, you seem to think I’m joking?”
Xiandu Mu Youma’s face suddenly froze slightly. She looked at Yu’s face, looked carefully, and after making sure that there was no trace of a joke on the other’s face, she immediately pursed her lips a little aggrieved and said:
“If you also want Yuma to become a witch, Yuma has no objections.”
“Very good.” Yu nodded, and then said to Xiandu Yuma with a flat face: “Then,First of all, let me ask you, Yuma, what do you know about witches? ”
Seeing that there was a general knowledge question to test his own basics, Xiandumu Youma immediately replied formulaically:
“The so-called witch is a group of women who sign a contract with the devil, pay the soul after death, and pay the price in life. On this condition, she sells her soul to the devil to obtain superhuman power, and gets the devil’s gift as a ‘guardian’.”
Speaking of this, Xiandumu You Mahjong cast his eyes on Yu’s face, although he was a little disappointed because Yu insisted on her becoming a witch, but at the same time he answered the question with a little bit of expectation, hoping to get the award .
However, Yu gradually turned his face up in front of Xiandumu Yuma. When the latter began to suspect that he had made a mistake, Yu suddenly snorted coldly:
“Wrong, very wrong, how can you have such an old-fashioned cognition?!!”
“Ah?” Xiandumu Youma was stunned, looking at Yu who was angry in front of him, she was suddenly at a loss. “But in the witch general education course taught by Ms. Nishizawa, it is all described like this!”
“Caesar?”
You snorted and glanced at the closed door, as if to vent her anger at the maid, but she could only give up because of the other party’s absence. Then, Yun leaned on the sofa, rubbed her temples, and stretched out her hand. , a tablet appeared in his hand, and the play button was pressed on the screen.
Xiandumu Yuma’s gaze inevitably shifted to the tablet computer in Yu’s hand, saw the video above, and heard a young girl’s voice.
[My name is Takamachi Naoba, an ordinary third grader of elementary school. One day, when I accidentally rescued a ferret, I became a so-called magical girl! ! 】
Click!
Yuu pressed the pause button and pointed to the cute sailor suit on it, holding a metal stick that was not surprising for killing anyone, the cute and young girl with orange hair, and Yuma Chaoxian, who hated iron and steel. :
“Did you see it, did you see it!!”
“Sign a contract with the devil!”
Yu pointed to the ferret, which only took up the size of the little finger on the screen.
“Wear cute clothes.”
Yuu pointed to the sailor suit that interprets the absolute realm.
“Bringing magic!”
Yu pointed to the strangely shaped metal stick.
“Fight against evil!”
Yu pointed to the poor little strange monster on the screen again.
“Become a hero to everyone’s attention.”
Yu pointed to the ‘dead houses’ who knelt down and worshipped the elementary school students at the bottom of the screen.
Then, Yu threw the tablet at random, turned towards Xiandumu Yuma with a flat face, raised his right leg and said:
“This is a serious witch.”
Xiandumu Youma was dumbfounded.
It wasn’t until a while later that he came back to his senses and asked with a strange expression:
“The witch that Ms. Caesar said?”
Yu took out the tablet again. There is only one picture above.
It was a picture of a man who drank blood and donated blood. He was wearing a leather jacket with slits. He was coquettish and blatant. There was a picture with the words FGO and Yu Ji written next to him. He sneered:
“Are you talking about such an outdated witch?”
This doesn’t seem to be a witch… Xiandumu Yuma thought a little stunned, Yu Ji seems to be from the ancient times, and this girl is so sexy… But before she could recover, Yu lost it again. After removing the tablet, he turned his left leg up and said:
“What age is it that you still give your soul to the devil, Yuma, you are really poisoned by A Ye’s ruined thoughts, she herself is a witch of the old times, and she wants you to be that old stubborn old stubborn like an antique, it’s just too hateful It’s gone!”
“However, I heard that the witch of that month seems to have 30,000 people in the world…” Xiandumu Yuma responded weakly: “And to sign a contract with the devil, doesn’t it have to pay for the soul?”
Yu looked stunned for a moment, and immediately returned to a three-line quality.
“Superficial, shallow, prejudice!!”
He stood up, walked around Xiandumu Yuma, and said as he walked:
“What age is it, and you still have this bad prejudice against demons, Yuma, you’ve disappointed me, you’ve let me down, do you know what you’re doing? You’re acting like you’re framing the bad things done by chimpanzees on humans. On his head, he loudly argued that they are all apes, and they are all as stupid as sins!”
Xiandumu Yuma, who was dizzy, said in a trance:
“Then what is the truth?”
“I don’t know.” Yu stopped and shook his head, but before Xiandumu Yuma asked, he continued: “But we can ask the devil himself, and let him show himself.”
“Huh?” Xiandumu Youma was stunned for a while, and then I saw You stretch out his hand, the temperature in the bedroom suddenly rose, and in the shrill bird call, a body was on fire, like a giant bird bathed in flames appeared. In front of Xiandumu Yuma.
“Among Solomon’s seventy-two demons, occupy the thirty-seventh column, the title: the great demon of the marquis – Mr. Levi Phoenix, let it answer your questions for Yuma.”
Xiandumu Yuma stared blankly at this scene, and then hurriedly used the identification technique she mastered to determine the type of magic power of the firebird in front of her.
“It’s actually a demon, and it’s still this kind of demon with a completely unreasonable power scale?! It’s stronger than the space demon left by my mother, just by perception, I know that there is no need to compare.”
Just when Xiandumu Yuma was stunned.
The phoenix flying in mid-air suddenly opened his mouth and said in a hateful tone:
“Superficial, shallow, prejudice!!”
“What age is it, and humans still embrace our demonsWith such prejudice, do demons eat souls? Do demons need wages for part-time jobs? No, not at all, we just need to eat the soil, we don’t care about wages at all, we are just a brick, and the leaders can move it wherever they need it! The will to lead is our will, and the needs of leaders are our needs…”
When the words fell, Yu slapped the firebird away with a slap, and said with disgust:
“My daughter hasn’t started asking yet, what drama are you adding?”
Xiandumu Youma watched this scene blankly, and then she saw You clapping her hands again, making two crisp sounds.
This time, a ferocious-looking guy with ten wings spread behind his back appeared in the living room.
Yu glanced at the fallen angel, then sat on the sofa and said:
“Introduce yourself, don’t add drama to yourself.”
The fallen angel peeked at Yuu, then stood up straight, and said solemnly:
“Dear leader, ma’am, my name is Coca-Cola. I used to work in the Underworld Family Planning Office. I made outstanding contributions to the negative growth of the underworld fertility rate at the Underworld Family Planning Conference convened by the God of the Bible, the Governor of the Fallen Angel, and the Four Demon Kings. After the meeting, we continued to communicate with demons and angels, and before the second-generation God of the Bible, Lord Rama, took office, we worked hard to increase the negative growth rate by 3 percentage points, which was highly recognized by Lord Rama and the leaders…”
When Yu heard this, he gave Kirkball a sideways glance, and then said:
“Wait for Yuma to ask, and then you can talk about the key points.”
The confused Xiandumu Yuma on the side heard this and asked subconsciously:
“Is there still life planning in the underworld?”
Cold sweat broke out on Kirkball’s forehead, and he seemed to be thinking about how to lie, and then he calmly said:
“Yes, not only that, but recently Demon World has also promoted free room allocation, three square meters per person, permanent ban on repurchase services, and a coffin room with good quality, made of rotten wood, where I slept very happily, and I am grateful to the leadership every day. love, and promised to give up four years later, to take that day off in February to serve the leadership full-time.”
Xiandumu Yuma opened her mouth, and then looked at Kirkball with some pity and said:
“Although I don’t understand what Coca-Cola is talking about, I feel very pitiful. The three-square-meter coffin room is not even one-fifth the size of my toilet.”
Yu looked at Kirkball a little sullenly, annoyed by the other party’s troublesome lines.
“No, it’s not pitiful.” Kirkball shook his head frantically, his whole body seemed to be pulled out of the water, sweating profusely: “This is our good news, please don’t care about Miss Yuma, we devil values ​​are fundamentally different from you as a human being.”
Hearing this, Xiandumu Yuma stretched out her hand in surprise, touched Kirkball’s wing, and said strangely:
“Aren’t you a fallen angel?”
“Oh, that’s because I’m disabled.” Kirkball’s face turned pale, and then he replied tactfully.
Xiandumu Yuma was silent for a while, looked at Kirkball’s hideous villain’s face, and nodded sympathetically.
“I can understand, it’s hard work.”
“Oh, by the way, does the devil eat the witch’s soul?”
When Kirkball heard that Xiandumu Yuma finally asked this question, he was relieved. He had memorized the book and found the information, and the answer was as easy as an open-book test.
“Actually, Miss Yuma, you misunderstood. The so-called witch refers to a magical girl, and the devil of our underworld, His Majesty Serafuru Leviathan, is a magical girl, so you understand that eating souls is not a good idea. Possibly, only rude, secretly deceiving, annoying demon chimpanzees would do this kind of unruly thing.”
“Is that so… So my mother was deceived by chimpanzees before… But Ms. Nishizawa always said that her mother was very smart… But the witch is obviously the devil of the underworld…”
At this moment, Xiandumu Yuma was completely lost.
And this gentleman, a few questions suddenly popped up in her heart.
Her mother, [Secretary Witch] Xiandumu Aye’s IQ is lower than ordinary people, or higher than ordinary people…
Also, the witch in Yu’s mouth, why does she think the more she thinks, it should be called——
——What about idols?