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He casually took out a white handkerchief from the void, wiped the dark blue liquid on his hands, and slightly outlined the corners of his mouth, and said to the stunned black straight-haired girl in front of him:
“I’m sorry, let’s continue the previous topic, Miss Lanyu Shallow wants to save her seriously ill mother, so she is willing to accept the devil’s contract. Is this the case? Please rest assured, my mother’s time has been suspended by me, and now there are Enough time for us to negotiate.”
Lan Yu Shallow, whose leg was broken just before the door of success, showed an expression of stomach pain, and looked at the blood residue covered by the mist with a broken face, and said with a crying tone:
“That’s not it… I’ve already won the bet…”
You Wenyan raised his eyebrows slightly, and then smiled without changing his color:
“Ms. Lan Yu is joking. In terms of probability, in the gambling between humans and demons, the probability of winning is less than 1 in 1,000. Although I don’t want to hit you, in the face of a demon, the possibility of Miss Lan Yu’s success is to retire. Very slim.”
“That’s the truth…”
Lan Yu Shallow murmured in a rather dissatisfied tone. She also understood that her gambling with the devil was an extremely risky thing, but whoever saw that she almost succeeded, but was destroyed by a third person, this feeling is absolutely not calm.
“Excuse me, can I still apply for that demon to continue negotiating with me?”
The curvature of the corners of You’s mouth became higher and higher. He glanced at Lan Yu Shallow, then handed the dark blue handkerchief to Lan Yu Shallow, and said with a smile:
“Please start your negotiation.”
Lan Yu Shallow’s expression suddenly solidified, and then she showed an expression of not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
“I see. I’ll just negotiate with you. Take this handkerchief away.”
You Wenyan threw the handkerchief away and said with a smile.
“You are very wise, in fact, in the underworld, demons without a work permit are not allowed to deceive human beings. This is what the original demon Satan, the god of the Bible, Yahweh, and Buddha Amitabha agreed upon. In addition, the Greek god Zeus also signed This agreement, unfortunately, I have a perfect work certificate, do you need to take a look to verify it?”
“Is it alright?” Lan Yu Qiancong was stunned, then looked at the corners of her mouth that suddenly drew up, she was startled, and quickly asked, “Is it okay to see that work permit?”
“How could that be?” Yu put on a ‘what are you thinking’ expression, and then smiled lightly: “It’s just that existences below the gods will see those signatures and their souls will collapse because of the powerful divine power on them, this is nothing. important thing.”
Their souls have collapsed. Does it matter? Lan Yu Shallow looked at the silver-haired youth in front of him in a daze, only to feel that his thinking and the other party were not on the same channel at all.
“Ahhhhh!!” The girl took a few deep breaths, then scratched her hair violently, as if she was venting her distress, and then said with a gloomy face: “Why does the devil still have such a thing as a work permit? There are a lot of endorsements from gods that sound scary, and you can’t read them yet, so don’t run and tell me if you can’t read them!!”
Yunyun looked at the crazy girl in front of her with a smile, and then said without any apology:
“I’m really sorry for arousing your curiosity.”
Speaking of this, Yoo paused for a while, and then said slowly:
“ThatSo, Miss Lan Yu, can we negotiate? ”
Lan Yu Qiancong scratched her head, looked at the handsome silver-haired youth in front of her, and sighed slowly.
“Before that, can you explain why you know my name? Also, how well do you know my situation?”
You indifferently threw the handkerchief away, and as the flames swayed, the blood-stained handkerchief burned out in the air.
“Before executing the criminal just now, I peeped into its soul and extracted information. I wonder if Miss Lan Yu is satisfied with the answer?”
“Does that mean you basically know everything… Tsk, it’s terrible!!” Hearing this, Lan Yu Shallow gritted her teeth, and then peeked at Yuu seemingly inadvertently, looking at the other party’s smiling face at that moment, Lan Yu Shallow’s heart suddenly sank to the bottom of the valley.
Oops, I can’t even guess what this person thinks. It’s completely different from the big guy just now. Is this the so-called difference between a professional and an amateur? Can I apply for the release of the amateur guy… Lan Yu’s heart froze, but the high-voltage line of his mother’s dying was there, the other party said that the time of his mother Lan Yu Fei Ju was suspended, but who knows what the other party said Can you believe it.
Thinking of this, Lan Yu Shallow let out a deep breath, adjusted her breathing, and said with a small face:
“Before negotiating, I want to know what price I have to pay. This request should be achievable, right?”
“Of course!” Yu nodded with a smile, then snapped her fingers, and a stack of documents appeared in front of Lan Yu Shallow.
The girl froze for a moment, took off her glasses, wiped her eyes, and put them on again. After confirming that the document was floating in mid-air, the corner of her mouth twitched slightly. Thousand Eyes Office Witch Trainee Contract. Version 2.0].
Lan Yu Shallow opened her mouth slightly, flipping through the contract.
“Witch trainee… 10 years of service… 91 points… What the hell is this? You copied the idol contract there!!”
Yu looked at the stunned girl and said indifferently:
“You’re joking. With the history of demons being older than humans, who do you think copied whom?”
Uh… It seems that it may be human plagiarism demons… Just kidding… Lan Yu Shallow’s mouth twitched, and then looked at the contract in front of her, her eyelids jumped wildly: “By the way, why are witches and idols implicated, you demons? Isn’t it soul-eating?”
“Have you seen it?” You narrowed her eyes and asked, “Have you seen a demon eating a human’s soul?”
Uh… Lanyu Shallow suddenly got stuck, how could she have seen demons eat souls, or how could she still be alive after seeing her?
Thinking of this, Lan Yu Shallow said speechlessly:
“I haven’t seen it, but the textbook says that after every witch dies, the soul will be taken away by the devil. You demons take away the soul, so it’s impossible for them to become idols in the devil world, right?”
At this moment, Yu suddenly smiled and said unintentionally, “Let me remind you that the human body cannot pass through the barrier between the demon world and the human world.”
Lan Yu Shallow’s expression suddenly froze, and then she said incredulously:
“Is it really taking the witch’s soul to become an idol in the demon world?!!”
Yu restrained his smile and said inexplicably:
“Your comprehension amazes me.”
This is what you Lanyu Shallow thought of yourself. Don’t blame me for cheating… You quietly complained in her heart.
“Can a group like witches still be idols…” Lan Yu Qiancong murmured with a confused expression. She had been in textbooks for a long time, and had seen the tragedy caused by witches on the news, and some of them were massacred. Can people be idols too?
“Well, nothing is impossible in this world.” Your eyes teased: “Some idols gamble, take drugs, go to prostitutes, be sloppy, threaten public officials, and be racist, but don’t they have a large number of fans? In the words of your human beings, although I do drugs, gamble, swipe traffic, and gain popularity, I’m still a good idol, isn’t it?”
Lan Yu Qiancong was speechless for a while. She was still inexperienced. She only felt that the three views had been collapsed. No! !
At this time, Yu seemed to see through Lan Yu Shallow’s thoughts, and said with a smile:
“Of course, due to the fierce market competition, these people have no market for survival in the devil world. Now the pure white and innocent magical girls are hot. If the devils know that the witch has contacted men other than managers during the contract period, I am afraid that It will riot directly, so please be careful in the future, if you want to be hunted down by god-level fans, please pretend I didn’t tell you.”
“This… it’s alright, it’s just not dating.” Lan Yu was stunned for a while, inexplicably relieved. It’s not like letting her learn that bad style. As for not being able to fall in love with ordinary men, this is in the island country. The local idol world is not an uncommon term, and it belongs to the acceptable range.
“Then, after signing the contract, I will be this witch idol for ten years after I die?”
Lan Yu Shallow shook the contract in her hand and said strangely, after she died? That’s seventy-eighty, right? Is the devil’s taste so heavy? Wait, it seems that for them, the seven-year-old and eighty-year-old are probably the same as seven-year-old or eight-year-old? Could it be that all demons are lolicon?
“No, no, you misunderstood.” You waved his hand, and then said with a smile, “Because the quality of the witches who have recently landed in the demon world is too poor, noThinking of capturing prisoners to earn bounties is to eliminate all magic in the world, which has led to the poor quality of witch idols recently, so we decided to conduct pilot training in the human world. ”
“Can you still operate like this?” Lan Yu Qiancong said dumbfoundedly, she doesn’t read much, don’t lie to her, the devil wants to cultivate idols in the world? Who is it for, human?
Thinking of that scene, Lan Yu Qiancong suddenly said with a strange expression: “That means, I was nurtured in the human world for ten years, and after I died, I went to the devil world to be an idol? Is that what it means?”
You Wenyan was silent for a while, then stretched out his hand and ticked at Lan Yu Shallow, who froze for a moment, looked at the contract in his hand, and then handed it back.
A few seconds after Yu took over the contract, he stuffed it with Lan Yu Shallow, and then smiled slightly:
“According to your request, after you die, you will become a lifelong idol until the end of the universe. Don’t thank me, this is what I should do as Satan.”
Lan Yu Qiancong stared blankly at You, and then looked at the contract in her hand, her face gradually turning green.
“Don’t bring such a thing!!”
At this time, Yu put away his fingers, folded his hands in front of him, and said with a smile:
“Then, the content of the contract has been read, what is Miss Lan Yu’s opinion, or should we discuss it?”
Hearing this, Lan Yu Shallow’s face suddenly turned from green to black. Let’s discuss it again, wouldn’t that mean we need to add a treaty with a random sentence? What’s there to talk about in this kind of bullshit negotiation?
At this time, You said with a smile: “How about we add another contract? For example, there is something about the sleep-accompanying business.”
“I’ll sign it, I’ll sign it, just bring the pen!!”
Lan Yu Shallow’s expression froze, and then she shouted in tears.