I, Jade Emperor, Rebellion!
“Huh.” You Wenyan raised his brows, looked at the middle-aged man in yellow robe in front of him with a strange look, and glanced at the top of the other’s head intentionally or unintentionally. Well, I have hair, not bald, and it doesn’t look like I’m joking anymore… So are you really courting death?
Nu Wa was silent for a moment, then sneered. “.You trap him, I’ll call Taiyi and the Queen Mother of the West.”
Before he could finish the words, Yuu’s figure suddenly disappeared from the middle-aged eyes of the yellow robe, and a strange and strange force invaded his mind. Before he could react, he immediately began to interfere.
The middle-aged Huang Pao, who was still looking for faults in the last second, suddenly became confused, and his body seemed to be carrying a heavy mountain, unable to move.
At this moment, the divine power in his body began to twist and disintegrate, and even the clothes on his body were torn apart in a whistling, rolled into two twists, passed through his throat, tied a slipknot, and pulled it tightly, a pair of twists. To strangle him immediately.
“Wait, wait, Sister Nuwa, don’t be so cruel…”
The sudden change made the visitor obviously panic.
“Haotian, you should know that I’m not in the mood to joke with you right now.”
Nu Wa’s eyes flickered slightly, and the corners of her raised mouth outlined a cruel arc:
“You are playing tricks on me with those crappy dramas you saw while observing the outside world, believe me, I don’t mind using the power of good fortune to make an extra piglet in your stomach, presumably the pig who was thrown into the animal realm back then. I don’t mind being your Haotian’s son.”
“Haotian?”
A suspicious voice came from the empty stone bench.
Hao Tian, ​​who was already feeling very uncomfortable, turned his gaze away and looked at the empty seat.Suddenly shrinking, he understood that Yu was where he was, and he hadn’t moved since the beginning. The reason why the stone bench felt empty was just because Yu’s figure was perfectly ignored by him.
What about the Amitabha Buddha who was supposed to replace him? With this kind of mind control, most of the bald donkeys on Lingshan are not at this level, right?
“Yes, yes, I am Haotian, my own person, my own person~” The tighter and tighter clothes made Haotian’s scalp numb. The ghost knows how these silkworm cloths are made to hurt him. The material is absolutely Remodeled?
You looked at Nuwa with a bit of surprise on her face. Wasn’t it the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor? How did he become Haotian… But as soon as he thought of it, the corner of his mouth twitched.
Shouldn’t it be? In the seven-day war, the Jade Emperor had already been slaughtered by Taiyi… With this suspicion, Yu slightly released the suppression against Haotian.
At this time, seeing Yu’s eyes asking for advice, Nu Wa thought for a while and nodded.
Yu immediately released the restraint on Haotian, who covered his throat, coughed twice, and then said with a sad face:
“Really, why don’t you cooperate in exposing your names, and don’t talk about morality!”
“What did you blow yourself up for?” You hesitated for a moment, then complained, “Is Yang Guo Xiaolongnu?”
Haotian’s eyes lit up at the side, and he said a little excitedly:
“Yo, fellow human beings~ I just finished watching Zhou Xingchi’s series and finished making up the domestic Lingling paint. I’m in a panic, do you have anything to recommend?”
“Haotian.” Nuwa said in a cold tone: “If you talk about those lame dramas again, I’m afraid I have to think about letting Tai seal your observation ability.”
“Don’t, don’t, don’t, I’m just doing this for entertainment every year. As for this disgust? It took me five hundred years to make up eleven movies. Is it easy for me?”
Haotian’s face suddenly turned down, and he said with a bitter look:
“It’s also the commander of the heavens, and the prevention of demons from outside the sky, and occasionally arranges the inheritance of the Dao lineage in the lower world. To be honest, I would rather change with Sister Taiyi to fight those demons and let her do the hard work.”
“Taiyi didn’t have as many complaints as you now.” Nuwa was obviously not moved by Haotian’s complaints.
“Times have changed, eldest sister.”
Haotian rolled his eyes and said angrily:
“In the beginning, there were only dozens of emperors in Heaven, each of whom was responsible for a small part, and then the Queen Mother of the West was in charge of the overall situation. Does Sister Taiyi have anything to do other than hard work? No? But now? I am the only one who lives for dozens of people. One do, do you know what my working hours over the years are called in modern times?”
“007! It’s still the kind without salary!”
“Grasp the rights to the death, the Jade Emperor established this system.” Nuwa said without raising her eyes, “And you are the Jade Emperor now.”
“Shit!” Haotian scolded: “You don’t know what’s going on with that stinky boy of the Jade Emperor? He rebelled in order to make up his mind. Why should I take the blame?”
Nu Wa let out a snort and said with a slightly sarcastic expression:
“Just because you used the Jade Emperor’s authority to detach yourself and fulfilled his spiritual path, so you don’t carry the blame, I carry it?”
“…” Haotian was speechless.
After a while, he seemed to remember something, and said with some malicious intent:
“I remember that the monkey seemed to want to…”
When a certain monkey made a big havoc in the Tiangong, he said that the emperor took turns to do it, and this year he came to her house.
“No, you’re wrong, she doesn’t want to.”
“She can think of it.”
“But I can make you not want to.”
Nu Wa looked at Haotian faintly, and looked at him with meaningful eyes.
“Huh, then it looks like I’m just working so hard?”
Haotian snorted, and shrugged his shoulders with a twisted expression. At this time, he glanced at Yu who was beside him, and his eyes lit up immediately:
“Hey, buddy, I remember that before the White Emperor’s daughter reincarnated to Greece, she gave you the spiritual identity of the White Emperor? Are you interested in becoming a veritable Western Emperor?”
Did the White Emperor go to Greece originally… You were a little surprised, but looking at Haotian’s malicious eyes, she calmly said, “I’m a little curious, what happened to the Jade Emperor?”
Haotian’s complexion changed, and his expression suddenly became melancholy.
“He, Lao Huang has a calendar.”
“Back then, He and I were both strong competitors for the position of First Sister Tai. The specific situation is very complicated. You can understand it according to the first prince and second prince in the world.”
“That guy has been cultivating the way of the soul, using the skin as an appearance, and using the reincarnation and re-cultivation method to experience calamities and temper his spirituality. Since this method requires a long period of weak and small periods, Taiyi thought it over and over again, and let him experience every time. In the early days of the robbery, they were all in the Heavenly Emperor Palace to assist the Heavenly Emperor in making decisions.”
You raised her brows and said in surprise:
“Prince overseeing the country?”
“Yes, it is the crown prince who supervises the country.” Haotian gave You a thumbs up, and then smiled bitterly: “As a result, this prisoner of the country has been under the supervision of the country for almost 100 million years, and his sincere heart The way of the soul, in these hundreds of millions of years, has been forcibly ground into flaws.”
The corner of You’s mouth twitched a few times. Although he didn’t hear what the flaw was, he guessed that in a mortal dynasty, the prince could still use his youth to grind the emperor to death. This changed the power of the gods’ dynasty, what did the prince rely on to grind?
This is the tortured life, or the kind that has no end.
If you wanted to describe the Jade Emperor’s mood when he rebelled, it would be a sentence.
——[How can there be a prince who has lived hundreds of millions of years in this world? ]

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