This is not dead? (3/2)
“Uh…” Hearing this, a trace of consternation flashed on You’s face.
The company that had been keeping an eye on You’s face saw this scene, slightly curved its blue eyes, and couldn’t help laughing.
“You, don’t you really plan to hunt me down?”
The girl covered her mouth and smiled, as if this matter was extremely funny.
Looking at the blond girl who was smiling like a flower in front of her, the corners of You’s mouth twitched slightly, and she asked back.
“if not!”
While speaking, Yu’s eyes stared directly at those bright blue eyes without shyness, without concealing his “desire” to fish for a boat.
“Uh…”
Choked by Yu’s words, the company’s laughter suddenly stopped. She raised her head and looked at Yu’s serious face, her eyes slightly dazed.
After a while, the company raised his hand, lowered his hat, with a hint of helplessness on his face, shook his head, and said with emotion. “You’re so honest.”
In fact, the company itself knows that if the other party is not the admiral of Chongqing, he should have left his face long ago.
Fishing for a boat or something is a little easier for other ship girls who are alone.
But for a ship girl like her, who has been in the circle of admirals for more than ten years, it is completely useless.
Thinking of this, the company raised the wine glass gently, touched the surface of the glass with red lips, and drank the red wine in the glass, then looked at Yuna’s slightly mature face, and said in a slightly reminiscent tone.
“You must understand that now I am the Admiral of Qingdao, not the single prototype ship Enterprise.”
Between the words, the meaning of rejection is very obvious.
“Oh, really?”
However, Yoo responded calmly, picked up the red wine bottle on the side, poured a glass for the company, and filled himself with a bottle of wine, apparently turning a blind eye to the company’s implied rejection.
“The little guy who doesn’t give up.” At the same time, the company rolled his eyes slightly, with a little helplessness on his face.
The well-intentioned advice was completely useless, making the company a little angry, but she really can’t say anything serious about this admiral who can’t find Bei who “deceived” her familiarity.
Sighing lightly, looking at the slightly overflowing wine glass that was poured over in front of him, he said in a corporate tone with a slight smile.
“Hey, half a glass is enough. Fill this glass of red wine. Are you trying to get me drunk?”
Hearing this, Yu, who was pouring himself a drink, was stunned for a moment, and then the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and he said with a wicked smile.
“It was discovered so quickly. It seems that I have to change the boat fishing plan.”
“Hehehehe~” The company covered its mouth and chuckled softly, as if being amused by Yu’s funny behavior.
For a while, the laughter of the girl Silver Bell Class rang out from the side of the dining room.
It seemed that he was having fun laughing. With tears in the corners of his eyes, the company hooked his hand towards the waiter. After giving a few words, he turned his head and said to Yu with a slight smile.
“If you change the plan, you can avoid it. Just follow your plan.”
“Thank you, little guy, I’ll give you a chance. If you can get me drunk, I’ll give you a chance to catch a boat.”
Hearing the sound, Yu looked at the enterprise in front of him with a strange expression.
“you sure?”
“Of course!!” The company raised the corners of his mouth and said confidently.
Compared with Jianniang, the alcohol tolerance of human beings is too small, and the enterprise can’t find a reason for it to lose.
“Okay, let’s do it this way.” Yu nodded and looked at the enterprise with pity.
“Don’t be a drunkard later, I don’t have the time to take care of children.” The company took off its admiral’s hat and took the wine bottle from the waiter.
“Old Baigan from the ancient oriental country in the old era? … You should be fine, right?” The enterprise shook the bottle in his hand and said in a slightly provocative tone.
Yu, who always felt that his oriental blood was despised, spoke English with a playful expression on his face. “NoProblem (no problem)!”
Three hours later.
With a pair of jade-like lotus arms hanging around your neck, You was carrying a blond girl with a half-dressed, delicate and delicate face like a porcelain doll, walking to the hotel room.
“Hiccup~” The blond girl hiccupped in a very inconspicuous manner, her delicate face was full of strange and inexplicable red “halos”.
“Hiccup~ I can… get another… bottle, I… don’t believe it, 5…
Under the beige neon light, Yu’s shadow stretched continuously.
Without further ado, another ‘Yu’ gradually emerged from the shadows.
“Go and report to Lexington and the others, and then wait.” Yu gave instructions to the avatar he made, then dragged the company’s ‘corpse’ and walked slowly to the private room.
“You also said that I was drunk, and you were the one who was drunk?” You said in a tone of voiceSaid with a little contempt. It doesn’t matter whether the companies around you can hear it or not.
Not to mention the self who has now reached the domain of the ruler, even when he just became a godslayer, Yu is a good example of never getting drunk.
It’s just alcohol. The human stomach can’t digest it and lead to drunkenness. It doesn’t mean that the godslayer’s system can’t stand ordinary wine.
If you want to get him drunk, let Soma and Dionysus, the God of Dionysus, fight in person, and add the original wine brewed by Du Kang himself.
As you dragged the company into the reserved high-end suite, the corridor gradually returned to tranquility.
However, half an hour later, a deafening scream suddenly sounded.
“ah–!!!!!!”
“Hey, what are you screaming for?”
In the hotel suite, Yu who had just taken a bath held a dry towel, wiped his hair with a little bit of water, and looked at the girl in front of him who was clutching the white sheet with a speechless expression.
“Is it all right?!” Enterprise gripped the quilt tightly, with veins showing faintly on his jade-like white wrists.
She stared brightly, lifted the quilt slightly, glanced at the white bathrobe on her body, and then looked at Yuu’s attire, which was only wrapped in a scarf, showing a thin upper body.
“You actually dare to tell me that it’s okay?!!!!” The voice of the enterprise growled sharply, even with a thick broken sound between the words.
With such an afterthought, tell her it’s okay, you’re a liar! ! !
“Who knew you would wake up so quickly?” Yuu said a little speechlessly.
After filling dozens of bottles of high-grade old white dry, he woke up in less than half an hour. Ordinary people have already died of alcohol poisoning. Should it be said that it is the stomach of the mother of the ship?
But, then again, it’s only half an hour, just long enough for You to take a shower, and he really didn’t do anything except help the girl change her clothes with one click.
However, Yu’s words obviously caused the company to fall into a misunderstanding, and the hangover pain that spread all over her body made her misunderstand something even more.
The girl silently picked up the glass lamp on the side cabinet and aimed at Yu’s head.
“Hey, calm down.” Yu raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.
The next second, a dull sonic boom suddenly exploded.
Yu looked at the deformed glass lamp pinched in the palm of his hand expressionlessly, and said with a slightly angry tone. “I’ve said it all…”
There was another sonic explosion.
Yoo raised his right hand, looked at the unknown object that exuded a burnt smell in his palm, and could only vaguely see the shadow of the remote control, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.
“If you throw it again, I’ll get angry. Let me tell you, my patience is limited…”
Peng——! ! !
The white pillow exploded directly on Yu’s face, and the burning cotton kept dancing on his face, as if mocking something.
“Isn’t this dead?!” The enterprise’s face was full of astonishment, with an expression of disbelief.
You indifferently pulled off the burning|hot cotton on his face, and walked forward silently.
“Relax, since you can’t kill me, I’ll let you ‘die’, if you don’t die a hundred or eighty times, you read my name upside down!!!!”
“ah–!!!!!”
In the next second, the company’s panicked screams suddenly sounded. In the screams, there was a faint sound of cotton cloth being torn, which resonated softly.
Ten seconds later, a cold voice came from the enterprise.
“You still dare to do it?”
“Still?? I’m sorry, I didn’t do anything before.” Looking at the startled enterprise in front of him, Yu had a strange smile on his face.
“…By the way, I like to cooperate, I don’t like to play with ‘corpses’!!”
In the next second, the only sound left in the room was the soft cry of the blond girl’s ‘Uh~hh~’.

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