The Strongest Deduction of the Comprehensive Comics

"Before that, can you explain why you know my name? Also, how much do you know about my situation?"

You calmly flung the handkerchief away, and the blood-stained handkerchief burned up in the air as the flames swayed.

"Before executing the criminal just now, I peeked into its soul and extracted information. I wonder if Miss Lan Yu is satisfied with this answer?"

"Does it mean that you basically know everything... Tsk, it's terrible!!" Hearing this, Lan Yu Qian Cong gritted his teeth, then sneaked a glance at Yu, looking at the smiling face of the other party at that moment, Lan Yu's shallow heart suddenly sank to the bottom of the valley.

Oops, I can't even guess what this person thinks. It's completely different from that big guy just now. Is this the difference between the so-called professional and amateur? Can I apply for the release of the amateur guy... Lan Yu Qiang's heart exploded, but the high-voltage line of the mother's death was pressing there, and the other party said that the time of the mother's blue rain and scarlet orange was suspended, but who knows what the other party said How much can I believe it.

Thinking of this, Lan Yu Qiancong took a deep breath, adjusted his breathing, then raised his face and said:

"Before negotiating, I want to know what price I have to pay. This request should be achievable, right?"

"Of course!" Yuu nodded with a smile, then snapped his fingers, and a stack of documents appeared in front of Lan Yu Qiancong.

The girl froze for a moment, took off her glasses and wiped her eyes, then put them on again. After confirming that the document was floating in mid-air, the corner of her mouth twitched slightly, took the document, and began to read, and the first line that caught her eye was【 Thousand Eyes Office Witch Trainee Contract. Version 2.0].

Lan Yu Qian Cong opened her mouth slightly, flipped through the contract, the more she flipped, the corners of her mouth opened wider, until finally, the girl was dumbfounded.

"Witch trainee...worked for ten years...earned 91 cents...what the hell is this? You copied the idol contract from there!!"

Yu looked at the startled girl and said calmly:

"You're joking. Given the fact that demons are older than humans, who do you think copied whom?"

Uh... It seems that humans are plagiarizing demons... Just kidding... Lan Yu Qianglong's mouth twitched, and then looked at the contract in front of him, his eyelids twitched and said: "By the way, why are witches and idols involved? Don't they eat souls?"

"Have you ever seen it?" You squinted and asked back, "Have you ever seen a demon eat a human soul?"

Uh... Lan Yu Qiansong suddenly got stuck. How could she have seen a demon eat a soul, or how could she still be alive after seeing her? This is simply a proposition.

Thinking of this, Lan Yu Qian Cong said a little speechlessly:

"I haven't seen it, but the textbook says that after every witch dies, the soul will be taken away by the devil. You devils take away the soul, so it is impossible for them to go to the devil world to become idols?"

At this time, Yu suddenly smiled, and said seemingly unintentionally: "Let me remind you that the human body cannot cross the barrier between the demon world and the human world."

Lan Yu Qiancong's expression froze immediately, and then she said in disbelief:

"Really collect the soul of the witch and become an idol in the devil world?!"

Yu suppressed his smile, and said inexplicably:

"I am amazed at your understanding."

You, Lan Yu Qiancong, thought of this by yourself, don't blame me for cheating when the time comes... You complained silently in your heart.

"Can a group like a witch still be an idol..." Lan Yu Qiancong murmured with a dazed expression on her face. She spent a lot of time in textbooks and saw the tragedies caused by witches on the news, and some of them massacred cities. Can such a person be an idol?

"Well, nothing is impossible in this world." You Eyes joked: "Some idols gamble, take drugs, whoring, grass fans, threaten public officials, prostitutes, and racism, but don't they have a large number of fans? ? In the words of you humans, even though I take drugs, gamble, use traffic, and gossip, I’m still a good idol, aren’t I?”

Lan Yu Qiancong was speechless for a moment, and with her inexperience, she just felt that her three views had been broken, like a blow, Yaoshou, after signing this contract, she wouldn't become that kind of person, would she? No! !

At this time, Yu seemed to see through Lan Yu's thoughts, and said with a smile:

"Of course, due to fierce market competition, there is no market for these people in the devil world. Now the hot ones are pure white and innocent magical girls. If the devils know that the witch has contacted men other than the agent during the contract period, I'm afraid There will be a riot directly, so please pay attention in the future, if you want to be chased and killed by god-level fans, please pretend I didn’t say it.”

"It's... not bad, it's just that I don't want to fall in love." Lan Yuqiancong was a little stunned, and breathed a sigh of relief. It's not just for her to learn that bad atmosphere. As for not being able to fall in love with ordinary men, this is in the island country. The local idol world is not a rare term, and it is within the acceptable range.

"So, after signing the contract, I will become this witch idol for ten years after my death?"

Lan Yu Qiancong shook the contract in her hand, and said strangely, after she died? Are you seventy or eighty? Is the devil's taste so strong? Wait, it seems that to them, being seven or eighty is the same as being seven or eight years old, right? Is it possible that all demons are lolicons?

"No, no, you misunderstood." You waved his hands, and then said with a smile: "Because the quality of the witches who have recently landed in the Demon Realm is too poor, they either want to catch prisoners to earn rewards, or they want to eliminate all the demons in the world. Magic has caused the quality of witch idols to be too poor recently, so we decided to conduct a pilot training in the human world."

"Can you still operate like this?" Lan Yu Qian Cong said in a daze, she doesn't read much, don't lie to her, the devil wants to cultivate idols in the world? Who is it for, humans?

Thinking of that scene, Lan Yu Qiancong suddenly said with a strange face: "That means, I was trained in the human world for ten years, and after I died, I went to the Demon Realm to be an idol? Is that what it means?"

You Wenyan was silent for a while, then stretched out his hand, and hooked Lan Yu Qiancong. The latter froze for a moment, looked at the contract in his hand, and handed it back.

A few seconds after Yu took over the contract, he handed it to Lanyu Qiansong, then smiled slightly and said:

"According to your request, after you die, you will become a lifelong idol until the end of the universe. Don't thank me. This is what I should do as a Satan."

Lan Yu Qian Cong looked at Yu blankly, and then looked at the contract in his hand, his face gradually turned green.

"Don't bring something like this!!"

At this moment, Yu put away his fingers, clasped his hands in front of him, and said with a smile:

"Then, I've read the content of the contract, what is Miss Lan Yu's opinion, or should we discuss it again?"

Hearing this, Lan Yu's light green face suddenly turned from green to black, and after discussing it again, wouldn't that just add another treaty? What is there to talk about in this kind of deceitful negotiation?

At this time, You said with a smile: "How about we add another contract? For example, it is about the sleeping business."

"I'll sign it, I'll just sign it, quickly bring the pen!!"

Lan Yu Qiancong's expression froze, and then she shouted as if bursting into tears.

Chapter 30 We Are a Serious Company

After signing on the thick stack of contracts and pressing the red handprint, Lan Yu Qian Cong leaned against the wall as if discouraged, holding the document, then turned her head, with a serious but somewhat flustered expression. said:

"I've already signed my name and pressed my fingerprints. The so-called devil should fulfill my wish, right?"

Speaking of this, Lan Yu Qian Cong suddenly became a little nervous. If the other party chooses to refuse to perform, she will be completely cornered after signing the contract. Thinking of this, Lan Yu Qian Cong felt annoyed at her previous impulsiveness, but At this point, we can only hope for the devil's 'promise'.

Fortunately, the one-sided news that Lan Yu Qiancong learned from various sources confirmed that the demons are loyal to fulfilling the contract. On this point, cunning demons are more reassuring than humans who are full of lies.

However, the idol contract she seems to sign...is not a serious contract...

"Please rest assured, we are a serious company. Since we have made a contract, we will naturally perform according to the contract."

"A serious company set up by the devil? This is the funniest joke I've heard this year." Lan Yu Qiancong sarcastically, but her expression froze, she suddenly raised her head to look at the silver-haired young man in front of her, opened her mouth wide and said:

"Can you peer into minds?"

"Although it's just an insignificant consciousness, it's still possible to do small things like peeping into the soul, but please rest assured, I didn't use this ability during the contract negotiation process, unless I got Satan's permission..."

You looked at the nervous girl in front of you with a smile, then turned your head, and glanced at the operating room, which showed that it was undergoing first aid.

"Beforehand, since the Witch's contract involves the part of the present world, some of the content is drawn up in accordance with the laws of the present world."

"What do you mean by that?" Lan Yu Qiancong looked at the demon in front of him suspiciously, asking if he was a demon? After all, he never said who he was from the beginning to the end?

Suddenly, Yu smiled at Lan Yu Qiancong, and the latter remembered that the man in front of him had the ability to spy on the soul, so he suddenly felt a little embarrassed.