The Strongest Male God System
Chapter 433: vomit!
Chapter 433
"Why is it a scorpion?" Li Lei exclaimed, subconsciously wanting to ask the director.
But when his head turned halfway, it stopped abruptly.
Isn't it obvious that you know what dishes are there?
Then wear it.
What do those flying guests think?
Is it a temporary idea of the program team?
The members of the program group are also confused. There was no scorpion when planning before!
Zhou Yang smiled, this is his masterpiece.
When the food passers were serving the dishes, Zhou Yang intercepted their psychological activities, knowing that the back chef was preparing spoof dishes, including live bean worms and other disgusting things.
It is almost certain that these must be prepared for new guests.
If "Senge Adventure" uses bugs to make burgers in line with the characteristics of the show, then "Super Challenge" would have learned this stalk a bit.
Therefore, Zhou Yang decided to punish the other party.
He found a brood of scorpions in the backyard of the hotel and used mind reading to know that what Li Lei had prepared for him was a plate of fried grasshoppers.
Zhou Yang replaced the fried grasshopper with a scorpion while the kitchen was serving food.
...
Li Lei exchanged eyes with several old guests, and everyone looked confused.
"That... my goodness!" Li Lei quickly adjusted his emotions and entered an exaggerated state of variety show, "I am over 40 years old, I really don't dare to eat this...Who just wanted to help me solve it? "
Who?
No one!
The few flying guests who had just clamored to shield Li Lei bowed their heads.
There seems to be a lot of interesting things on the desktop.
Another directly covered his head and said, "Oh, I seem to be a little drunk!"
Everyone despised him together!
Everyone has drinks, you are drunk!
Li Lei's heart gradually became cold...What a damn, this group of people is really unreliable, and they are shocked at the critical moment.
I can't blame other people, if it blows up the grasshopper, everyone promises to grab it.
But the live scorpion... or thank you for being insensitive.
"I'll do it for you!" Zhou Yang smiled and got up.
"Oh, I know that only you can!" Li Lei exulted.
Zhou Yang ate all kinds of food in the wild survival reality show, and his scalp was numb, but he has to admit that the pull on the ratings was very obvious in those episodes.
Therefore, from the day when Zhou Yang was appointed as the flying guest, Li Lei was thinking about letting Zhou Yang eat something weird in the program.
Anyway, this has become a label of Zhou Yang, and people who watch variety shows subconsciously follow the label.
The plate in front of Zhou Yang was full of live bean worms.
Even if Zhou Yang didn't eat scorpions for him, he would have to eat bean worms sooner or later.
For program effect...this is normal operation.
He didn't expect Zhou Yang to be so enthusiastic that he would take the initiative to eat scorpions for him.
"Zhou Yang, you have remembered your favor, brother Lei, and tell your request!" Li Lei was in a good mood, and Zhou Yang was pleasing to the eye no matter what.
"I'm eating and thinking!" Zhou Yang smiled freely, walked to Li Lei, and picked up the plate of scorpions.
All the guests' eyes fell on him.
Almost all the camera lenses also followed.
This is definitely a hot spot.
Zhou Yang squeezed a scorpion, threw it into his mouth at random, and started chewing.
"Oh!" The female guest was already vomiting.
The male guests looked at Zhou Yang with tangled expressions, and turned their heads subconsciously.
Eat live scorpions...this is so amazing that no human does it.
"Um...it's quite tender!" Zhou Yang slapped his lips after eating four or five in a row, "Waiter, give me some chili oil!"
Then Zhou Yang dipped the remaining scorpions one by one in chili oil and put them into his mouth.
"Um... it's almost the same, it tastes good!" Zhou Yang ate the last one, so gracefully he picked up a napkin and wiped his mouth. "The southern scorpions are really good in meat quality and they are just right!"
The guests finally witnessed Zhou Yang's good appetite with their own eyes, their stomachs were rolling, unspeakably uncomfortable.
Zheng Luyue's eyes were straight.
She knows her brother's performance in the reality show.
But hearing and watching variety shows and watching live are still different after all.
"Brother... are you okay?" Zheng Luyue asked tremblingly.
"I'm fine!" Zhou Yang smiled.
Scorpion, to Zhou Yang, who has an iron-like digestive system, is like a side dish, not even an appetizer.
"Awesome..." Li Lei held out his thumb, "Zhou Yang, what do you want me to do?"
Zhou Yang lifted his chin and smiled: "Brother Lei, I take the liberty to ask, you agree to whatever I ask for?"
"That must be!" Li Lei patted his chest. Pu said, "Our brothers and sisters and the members of the program team testified that we do what we say!"
"Okay, then!" Zhou Yang nodded, "I can't eat anything anymore after eating a plate of scorpions. I haven't opened the lid of this dish. Please trouble Lei to clean it for me. It's a shame."
Zhou Yang put the plate in front of him on the glass and turned it gently, and the plate came to Li Lei.
Li Lei's face changed instantly.
Someone else doesn't know, but he does.
Zhou Yang's plate is live bean worms!
"What? Brother Lei is difficult? It doesn't matter if it doesn't work, it doesn't matter!" Zhou Yang said with a smile, "Anyway, it's just a recording of the show. Just let the director team cut this paragraph."
This sentence pierced Li Lei's heart directly.
The chief guest must abide by the rules and set an example for the flying guest. If he takes the lead in breaking the rules, don't do this show.
Damn...I knew I would shoot myself in the foot, so I didn't add this link.
Li Lei bit his scalp and opened the lid.
"Oh..." the rest of the guests exclaimed together.
Seven or eight obese mung bean worms were walking on the plate, each section of the body plus hairy feet...how do you feel sick.
Zhou Yang made a look that he had just learned, with a face full of surprise: "Oh my God, this is actually on my plate!"
"Hey... I knew that eating worms is better than eating scorpions!" Zhou Yang was full of regret.
The rest of the guests are hairy.
You are awesome!
Bean bugs, scorpions...we dare not eat them.
But... now, it is no longer a question of whether or not to eat.
Li Lei found that everyone was looking at him.
Alas... Zhou Lang made a brilliant plan to settle the world, he lost his wife and broke down!
Li Lei gritted his teeth fiercely, picked up a wriggling bean worm with his chopsticks and sent it to his mouth.
"Ah!" All the guests covered their mouths.
Do you want to eat it?
Zhou Yang suddenly said: "Brother Lei, the body fluid of the bean worm is bitter. It is best to swallow it in one bite instead of chewing."
This sentence is like igniting the fuse.
The smell of bean worms rushed into Li Lei's nostrils.
The tiny fluff on the squirming body made Li Lei unable to bear it anymore.
"vomit!"
He threw up.
The rest of the guests immediately took a big step back.
Li Lei's stomach was churning for a long time, and he couldn't stop it.
The magnificent mountain river started to vomit.
After a while, the ground was vomited everywhere.
Li Lei's high-end clothes were also splashed with many stains.
Very embarrassed.
Zhou Yang sighed, "It's a pity, bean worms are all protein!"
"vomit!"
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