The Strongest Man On Earth: Starting From Setting Up A Street Stall
Chapter 56 What A Weird Profession
"System, start a random new career."
After the gambler career ended, Zhao Yan suddenly discovered that he could continue the random career.
He previously thought that after the randomly assigned career in the career expansion card ended, he would no longer be able to experience dual careers.
Now it seems that he has become too small.
The props given by the system are actually permanent, and he can happily fly together in the future.
Note: The double career here refers to the rapid development of both careers. Comrades with unhealthy thoughts, please don’t think too much.
[Didi, the randomly selected profession for the host this time is: Fart Smell Master]
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the skill exclusive to the fart-sniffing master: identifying people by smelling farts]
"%*%#$#&*&**$##!"
After being stunned for a moment, Zhao Yan blurted out a series of Chinese quintessences.
God knows people by smelling farts!
"System, did you deliberately mess with me when you stepped on the horse?"
Come to think of it, this bitch asked him to clean someone else's butt last time.
This time I took it a step further and lay directly on someone else’s butt to smell their farts!
vomit!
When he thought of that scene, Zhao Yan turned pale and vomited.
[In the process of randomizing professions in the system, absolute fairness and impartiality are maintained, so the host please don’t think too much]
"Go away! Say no to me!"
Zhao Yan had a dark face, indicating that he didn't want to hear it at all.
What kind of pervert invented this profession? It is simply anti-human.
[This profession has been abandoned, and the next random profession will be three days later]
"Forget it, just take a few days' rest."
Zhao Yan took out his mobile phone to read the news to pass the time.
I accidentally discovered that I had landed at the second place on the hot search list, and the first place was the news about a certain male star being cheated on.
#tears! The casino lost tens of millions in one night, but he spent his life trying to persuade us to stop gambling! #
"..."
Zhao Yan was speechless when he saw this title.
Why do you feel a little embarrassed?
When I opened the comments, I found that the comment area was very lively. I randomly browsed through a few comments with high likes.
"Go away, you're a fool, it's fake at first glance, you're in tears!"
"That's right, so many fools believed in such an obvious script and kept kneeling down to lick it!"
"This man is so humble. He makes young ladies wear so little. Do you know how to respect women? It's disgusting!"
"The money is real, the rest is not sure."
"Haha, you guys know a lot about Hammer. I watched that live broadcast. The anchor had such a personality that he kicked him off the list. He didn't care at all. There is no doubt that poverty limits your imagination."
Netizens have mixed opinions.
Fortunately, I didn't open Weibo, otherwise...I might have ended up confronting the trolls.
Shaking his head, Zhao Yan immediately closed Weibo.
Then he directly opened Douyin, ready to see how many rewards he had received.
"Hey~ There are more than one million fans??"
Zhao Yan looked at the number of his fans with a surprised expression.
I just made a simple live broadcast and became a million internet celebrities so easily?
"I don't understand how those anchors who have been live broadcasting for several years and don't have one million followers are doing it. They are so incompetent."
If those anchors knew about Zhao Yan, they would definitely hate him to death.
Who the hell is like you and can create such a big scene!
With just a slight sigh, Zhao Yan opened the backstage.
It was found that after deducting the share, the reward received was only about 200,000. This is the disadvantage of not having a contract company, the platform charges a lot.
He is not prepared to ask for money. In the past two days, he will buy all the supplies and donate them to impoverished mountainous areas.
If you say you don't care about these three melons and two dates, you won't take any of them.
"It's a pity that so many fans are brought by the profession of gambler, otherwise the task of being admired by thousands of people would be completed in a matter of minutes!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhao Yan suddenly had an idea.
fan? live streaming?
Thoughts were rolling in my mind, and I vaguely thought of a way to complete the task.
"Yes! You can start a live broadcast! Tell people's fortunes? No, it takes a lot of effort to deduce it through the computer."
Zhao Yan's eyes darkened and he rejected the idea of live broadcast fortune telling.
Because he deduced the information of those people in 404 last time, he discovered a problem.
It is much more difficult to deduce through a computer than in person, although the accuracy is still the same.
At the end of the day, there may not be many people, but it takes a long time to be admired by thousands of people.
"What if we use another thing to deduce? For example, the stock market!"
Maybe it's because I have too much energy, which causes my thinking to be a little active. Zhao Yan was so inspired that he had diarrhea and was out of control.
"Yes. If you live broadcast the stock market and then directly buy the stocks that are going to rise, it won't take a few times before someone will believe it."
"Then, there will definitely be fans who will follow me and buy it. Will they worship me when they make money?"
The more he thought about it, Zhao Yan felt that this method had great potential.
It's easy to make people admire you, just deify yourself.
For others, it would be very difficult. After all, others don't have such perverted deduction abilities as him.
After he uses metaphysics to speculate in stocks a few times, those fans who have tasted the sweetness will definitely become his loyal believers.
There is a saying that goes, there are no permanent friends, only eternal interests.
"First of all, you have to go to Hong Kong Island to open a stock account." A glint flashed in Zhao Yan's eyes.
The stock market is changing rapidly. In order to prevent too many fans from following the trend, A shares must be excluded as soon as possible.
Because the A-shares in this world are also T+1, you cannot sell them if you buy them on the same day.
If too many fans rush in, the stocks that were originally going to rise may directly turn down.
Although leeks are delicious, the main force can't handle them if they are too much.
It was too heavy to carry, and seeing the leeks making money was even more uncomfortable than them losing money.
Hong Kong stocks can be bought and sold on the same day. Therefore, as long as the main player of the stock you selected does not watch his live broadcast, you can fast in and out.
Before the main force can react, they make a big profit and leave.
"Laozi is really a genius!"
After clearing his thoughts, Zhao Yan excitedly jumped 360 degrees on the spot, and then fell on the bed.
Click.
There was a breaking sound.
Zhao Yan's face froze.
Squirming slowly, he got out of bed quietly.
"The quality of this bed is too poor."
Lifting the sheets and looking at the hole in the mattress, Zhao Yan shook his head.
After checking it carefully, he said, "Fortunately, it's not a big problem. As long as it's not a group sex, it should be fine."
After thinking about it, I called room service.
Two minutes later.
A pretty waitress knocked on the door politely and asked, "Sir, what are your orders?"
"Your bed has collapsed." Zhao Yan pointed.
"Huh? This is impossible. You are alone. There was a guest before who brought three girls...ahem."
The waiter coughed awkwardly, almost leaking the customer's privacy.
With a slightly red face, he climbed down and checked, and then said calmly: "Sir, this may be a problem with the manufacturer."
"No, it's my problem. I was too excited, and it hit a big hole all of a sudden." Zhao Yan is an honest child, he says whatever he wants.
"..."
Got too excited and hit a big hole?
The waiter lost his mind and fell into silence.
Are you going to bed for the day?
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