The strongest mouth in the history of pirates

"Hahaha, Dover, look at you this... How embarrassing, this way to eat you, drink yours, you still give so many gifts....... Don't say anything, in the future, if my brother has something to do, I will make a phone call and guarantee to be on call!"

Standing on the port of the small mountain village, Nao Kato carried a package several times larger than him and waved goodbye to Doflamingo with tears in his eyes.

What a good brother, he just said last night that he wanted to get some gifts for the villagers, but people prepared it for him early in the morning, and he looked like you don't want to stay or be afraid of me as a brother.

He has a little regret that he fooled people so much...

"Ferferfer, good brother, see you on our great voyage!"

Doflamingo stood at the stern and waved at Nao Kato, this trip to the East China Sea was worthy of knowing such a good brother.

"Go! Great Voyage!"

After the ship sailed away, Doflamingo waved his hand under the adoring eyes of his younger brother!

Next stop, Great Route!

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"My dear folks, your hope is fat!"

Nao Kato appeared at the entrance of the village carrying a large bag full of gifts, looking at a large poster of his reward hanging at the entrance of the village, and the simple little villagers before were becoming more and more commercial-_-||

Kato Nao roared, even using it to see and smell domineering, for fear that others would not know, the clothes would return home, of course, it was necessary to scream.

"Brother Kato?"

"Wow, the sea thief Brother Kato is back!"

"Hahaha, Brother Kato is getting more and more handsome!"

“................"

The small mountain village is not big, there are less than a hundred people from the beginning to the end, and it is only two minutes from the entrance of the village to the end of the village, or calculated by the old man's steps, Kato Nao's roar, obviously beyond the scope of the village, a group of unpretentious small villagers have run out of the door, left a praise, right a praise, eyes staring at the big bag behind Kato Nao.

"Kato imp..... After going out for a few years, I have become a lot stronger, I have done well, and I have not lost the face of our village....."

The little old man, who was so old that he needed someone to help him walk, and who still had to occupy the position of the village chief and did not let go, came out shaking and said with satisfaction.

Young man, it's a good job, our village is also a village where sea thieves have been born.

"Hahahaha, village chief, where is this, in a few years labor and management will bring you back with the four emperors!!"

Kato Nao is rarely happy, and he doesn't think so much about this old man, he didn't lose the face of the village, just this broken village where chickens don't lay eggs and birds don't, causing people to go home and study for a few more years.

"Haha, baby son! I want to die old lady pull! Woohoo!"

Suddenly, the cry of a middle-aged aunt came from behind, Kato Nao's old wife is not the legendary noble beautiful woman, just an ordinary middle-aged aunt, and even people have a horizontal development trend in middle age, Kato Nao's mother hugged his baby son and wiped a handful of snot and tears on him.

"Hey, Mom, I'm all back, why don't I call Daddy, won't it be injured by so-and-so strong, and then hang for me to come back to avenge my father?"

When the old mother finished crying and the gift was also brightened, Kato Nao found that his father had not yet come, and generally the protagonist went home, and the father or wife did not appear, there were only two very bloody situations.

The first is that the father or wife was turned over by some fierce person, sitting and waiting for the protagonist to pretend to be a wave.

The second is what enemies decades ago came to the door to seek revenge, and then daddy mysteriously disappeared, sitting and waiting for the protagonist to upgrade all the way to fight monsters and find relatives...

"Smelly boy, what a mess, your father took your brother to the sea, and it is estimated that he will be back soon." "

Nao Kato and his mother patted him on the shoulder and said.

"Younger brother: Brother, when did you practice a trumpet again? How is this inheritance distributed?"

Kato Nao listened to this, his eyes widened and his heart was almost unbearable, it was like going out and running a boat for a few years, and suddenly there was one more at home... The younger brother comes, how is it not a sister, so that the inheritance does not have to be fought over .....

"Stinky boy, what inheritance is not inherited, my father and I are not dead....... Rest assured, the toilet is reserved for you! In the second year of your departure, there will be me and your father at home, and the two of you are bored, so it will not be too boring to have another one to play. "

"Whew.... Luckily, there is also a toilet... If you practice a few more, I won't have a single brick to practice....."

Nao Kato patted his small chest and sighed in relief.

You are almost eighteen years old, and you are a big man, and you don't know that when you haven't come back, a few little girls in the village ask you for news every day. "

Kato Nao's mother thought of those little girls and couldn't help but drool.

“⊙▽⊙！！"

Before he died, our captain said to me that the future is mine, and I think that a talent like me is not wasted to stay in this small broken village." You say yes?"

Kato Nao suddenly thought of the few little fat girls who were chasing him all day with small freckles on their faces, and their sweat was about to explode.

Hey! It's too good and annoying... ^O^

"Well said, a good boy is determined to be in all directions, my son is really the dragon and phoenix among people, this time I will also take your brother away casually, and let him go out to mix the name of a sea thief, so that our family will be a double master." "

At this time, Kato Nao his father Kato came back with a 7.8 little fart child, the little fart child is quite shy, dodging behind his father, a look of fear, not like him at all.....

“-_-||..... If I take my brother with me, who will give you the end-of-life pension in the future." "

Kato Nao has black hair, although he also wants to experience the refreshing feeling of a trumpet, but this Nima is only 7.8 years old little fart ah, labor and management are also eleven years old to go to sea, your heart is really big.

"That is, your brother and you are both our species, it should not be much different, we are still young, we can't give birth to more." "

Kato Nao his mother crazy like, since the eldest son became famous, her vanity instantly exploded, every time the first sentence, my eldest son has become a sea thief....

It would be even more perfect if even the youngest son became a sea thief! ^O^^O^

“.............."

Kato Nao looked a little shy and did not dare to see Brother Pin's little fart child, looking at the sky speechless, labor and management are systematic men, can this little broken child be compared with labor and management....