The Strongest Reincarnation Boss
Chapter 165 Hey! It's too hard to be a human
Lu Fan said calmly: "Although there are many methods, but considering that these methods are only suitable for me, I can only recommend one simple thing to you."
Seeing that Lu Fan flipped his right hand, two black cigarettes appeared in his hand, he explained: "These two cigarettes were opened by the master himself, and they have very magical effects.
The method of use is also very simple. After seeing the old spirit, hand it the cigarette, which will have the effect of temporarily expelling the old spirit, and you can also take this opportunity to escape. "
Xia Ling curiously took the Necromancer cigarette, and was shocked to find that it turned out to be an old cursed item. Although it was a one-time item, it was also very good.
However, Xia Ling felt very strange. Why would a monk carry a cigarette with him and consecrate a cigarette? This is way too capricious.
Li Yue also took the cigarette from Lu Fan's hand, and showed the same joyful expression as Xia Ling. She didn't expect that she, like Chen Liang, also got an old cursed thing.
This luck is too good!
Nothing to say all night.
Sleeping Square!
The next day was slightly bright, and an old minibus slowly drove into Shenmian Square. Under the attention of many devil dance aunts, Lu Fan walked down gracefully.
The medium-sized bus started slowly again, and soon disappeared at the end of the road.
"You are my little one"
"You can't eat too much"
"The little red face warms my heart"
"The fire that lights up my life"
The devil's singing resounded throughout the square, and the aunts danced neatly and strangely, with perverted smiles on their faces, it seemed that they were not dancing, but more like offering sacrifices.
But Lu Fan is already used to it. After all, this world is like this bird. People who are not used to it have already been reincarnated until they get used to it.
Because they were all neighbors, Lu Fan didn't want to be too high-profile, so the golden charm on his body automatically disappeared, and he returned to his original appearance.
As for the hair on his head, he didn't know why it wasn't restored to its original shape after filming, but he didn't bother to pursue it.
Because the skin of the whole body has already been transformed into the skin of the evil god, he said that there is no problem with such a small matter as hair regeneration.
Even if Lu Fan wanted to grow taller, it was a matter of different kinds, just like the movie "Painted Skin" he had seen in his previous life.
"Big Brother, you are back from a business trip!"
At this time, an innocent voice sounded next to him.
Lu Fan looked down and found that the person speaking was a child in a small blue coat
"Little friend, it's you." Lu Fan touched the child's spiky hair and said with a smile, "Why did you get up so early to go skating?"
Lu Fan knew this kid. It was the little one named Ke Lan that he met when he was waiting for the purgatory train here three years ago.
Unexpectedly, in three years, this little guy's height has not changed at all, and he is still so small.
"No, I've been skating all night." Ke Lan said innocently: "I'll go back to rest when the sun is bigger."
Lu Fan nodded: "So that's the case."
"Okay, the weather is indeed about the same."
Watching Ke Lan disappear into the corner of the alley, Lu Fan walked towards home with a blank expression.
At this moment, a Cthulhu brand blue sports car parked steadily in front of Lu Fan. The window opened, revealing the beautiful side face of a young woman inside.
A pair of black sunglasses covered most of the woman's fair and tender cheeks, and the delicate red lips carried a deep allure, which made people unable to resist exploring.
The young woman turned her head and said to Lu Fan, "Honey, get in the car!"
Lu Fan: "..."
Lu Fan found out that although he knew this woman, she was not his wife because she was his aunt Su Yueyan.
Lu Fan thought silently: "Why has my identity changed again, and are the three sisters of the Su family relatives of the will of this world? He has been switching identities among the three of them. He really wants to experience the feeling of being single."
"Yueyan, why are you here?"
Lu Fan nodded, opened the car door very naturally, and saw Su Yueyan who was very beautifully dressed at a glance.
It was obvious that she had dressed up on purpose.
Su Yueyan was wearing a very sexy black pleated skirt, and there was a black silk on her snow-white long legs, which made her look very sexy.
Wearing sunglasses, Su Yueyan said with a smile: "When I heard that husband, you would be back today, I rushed over immediately. Are you surprised or not?"
Lu Fan said: "It is indeed a surprise, and it is also a surprise."
While driving, Su Yueyan asked with a smile: "I knew you would be pleasantly surprised. By the way, my husband, did the exorcism to the bone city go smoothly?"
Lu Fan was a little confused. He remembered that Su Yueyan's husband, that is, he was a detective, and he went to other places to investigate Xiaosan. After two years of investigation, why is he now working as an exorcist in other places.
Although Lu Fan was a little puzzled, he said calmly, "It's going well, but I didn't make any money."
As for the problem in his heart, Lu Fan felt that it was better to take it easy.
Su Yueyan said casually: "It's fine if you can't make money, anyway, I don't expect you to make money, after all, the money I make is enough for the two of us.
Moreover, husband, you were originally a low-level third-rate detective, but now you insist on adding exorcism business, it's normal that you can't make money. "
Su Yueyan asked: "Husband, are you going to stay in your own detective agency now, or go home directly?"
"I'll go to my detective agency first, maybe I can take orders." Lu Fan looked at the beauties on both sides of the street, and asked casually, "Where's my sister-in-law?"
Su Yueyan gave Lu Fan a blank look, and said, "Shiyao is living with Xiying now, so she should still be working."
Lu Fan asked curiously, "Why do they live together?"
Su Yueyan sighed and explained: "Xiying's husband Lu Fan, because he sold out the hospital's glucose, was asked by the company to go to other places to cultivate grapes and prepare to make glucose. I'm afraid he won't be able to come back after this trip?"
Lu Fan: "..."
Can you stop thinking I'm illiterate, is glucose made from grapes, don't you lie to me?
And it's just to make glucose, it's not going out to be a slave, why can't you come back?
Su Yueyan continued: "And Shi Yao is sad because of Lu Fan's empathy!"
Lu Fan asked in a daze: "Transfer love? Is there such a thing?"
He couldn't understand whether the will of this world had enmity with him and kept changing his identity. He only wanted a simple love, why is it so difficult?
Su Yueyan nodded sadly, "Yes, I heard from Shiyao that Lu Fan came back the day before yesterday to say goodbye to her, because he fell in love with another woman during the three years of his disappearance, Yu Ya, and he left overnight the day before yesterday."
"Yu Ya?"
Lu Fan muttered, "Why does this name sound so familiar?"
Su Yueyan continued: "Because of this blow, it seems that Shiyao and Xiying don't like men now, and because they eat and live together, they are actually interested in each other, but they are two sisters!"
Lu Fan: "...Sister Lily!"
He was silent for a long time, and finally spit out two words: Damn!
"Why!"
Su Yueyan sighed and said, "If I had known it would be the end now, I might as well have tried to convince the two of them back then, and I wouldn't have ended up in the current situation."
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