The Strongest Reincarnation Boss
Chapter 383 Can this method be exaggerated?
The sound of the end of the movie came as expected.
To be honest, although there are many Old Spirits in this movie, the shooting time was very short. Most of the Old Spirits were instantly killed by Lu Fan, and there was no element of mysterious adventure at all.
Therefore, the score should be very low!
[Movie Tips: It was detected that the movie [Alien] ended automatically early because the BOSS was dead. 】
[Movie Tips: After successfully passing the main mission, all living actors will begin to calculate their pay. 】
[Comprehensive movie score: 20 points (out of 100) (bad movie) (not suitable for people of all ages, men, women and children) (not suitable for people with low IQ and high IQ) (not suitable for people with normal minds)]
[Movie review: (Praise version) The protagonist is handsomely dressed, the plot is weird and suspenseful, and there are many senior actors with their own characteristics. The appearance of many ghosts of the past has greatly enhanced the mystery of the whole movie. It is a horror movie worth watching... although I haven't watched it yet! 】
[Movie review: (negative review version) As expected, this is another horror movie with a terrifying atmosphere. I’m afraid this is what I’m talking about!
Hehe, the above are all my irresponsible guesses!
Because the protagonist of this horror movie is veteran bad-movie actor Lu Fan, live movie tickets are hard to come by, so this reviewer hasn’t gotten a ticket yet.
But since it is a horror movie starring Lu Fan, my above evaluation should be similar. As we all know, Lu Fan is a professional actor in bad movies.
What I didn't expect was that after making so many bad movies, Lu Fan not only failed to survive in the film and television industry, but actually became popular because of it. Therefore, people were looking for this producer, so I dared to take on bad movies. Film actor Lu Fan is interested.
However, although I appreciate this spirit of repeated defeats, as a negative reviewer, even if I haven't watched this movie, I am still determined to give this negative review! 】
[Movie Tip: The movie shooting is over, all actors please return within ten seconds! 】
Lu Fan also admired these two reviewers for having the guts to give a low score to his movie without even watching the movie.
This kind of operation is already at his level!
All the actors were teleported away, and even the redundant female reincarnation disappeared without a trace.
"Dad, are you still in there?
The others had already left after they found out that the rain had stopped. By the way, let me tell you, the life-saving grace you received today will definitely be repaid by a spring of water in the future! "
While Lu Xiaoling was talking, someone had already walked down with a flashlight, followed by Lu Xiaoqian and Lu Xiaoyao.
It seems that because the basement is too dark, the short hands of the three little evil gods covered their eyes and huddled behind their master... shivering!
"I'm furious!"
The shadow of the evil god opened its mouth wide and was about to eat them into its stomach... and rebuilt it, but was pulled back by Lu Fan.
"Hey!" The Shadow of the Evil God finally sighed. He didn't know what to say to these three little cubs, so he could only console himself that they were three mascots!
Lu Fan shrugged and said, "Then let's go back too. It's already two o'clock in the morning. We can still get some sleep after we go back!"
Repayment cannot be expected, and he does not need repayment from others. After all, he has helped so many people, and if they all come to repay him, then there is no need to do anything else.
Lu Fan looked at the two girls next to him and said with a smile: "You two, please go back with me!"
"Yes!" Lu Xiaoqian and Lu Xiaoyao nodded obediently. They had just discussed in private that since Lu Fan knew about their life experiences, they would find an opportunity to ask.
Now, following Lu Fan home is exactly what they want!
Several people walked out of the castle and left the manor!
Fortunately, although Lu Fan's little electric donkey was knocked off the cliff, the car that Xiaoling and the others drove over was still parked outside safely.
After going out!
Lu Fan drove the car, and the group set off towards the bottom of the mountain!
However, after driving only a few dozen meters, the car stopped.
Because the suspension bridge in front was broken, leaving only the bottomless cliff!
Lu Xiaoling looked at Lu Fan and said doubtfully: "Dad, why did the suspension bridge break? It was still fine when we came here?"
Lu Fan said casually: "It should have been broken during the heavy rain just now, but this kind of crappy construction will break if it breaks, otherwise it will affect other people sooner or later!"
Lu Fan may have forgotten that he accidentally cut off the 100-meter-long Infinity Blade when he took it out to show off.
"Uncle Lu, how are we going to go back?" Lu Xiaoqian sat in the back row, looking at Lu Fan who was taking it easy and puzzled, "Is it possible that Uncle Lu has a way to solve this problem?"
Lu Fan said with a smile: "This problem is simple. Let's see how I solve it. If you encounter this kind of problem again in the future, you can also learn my way of crossing the bridge!"
"Yes! Okay!" The three women nodded obediently, and they were all curious about how Lu Fan could get to the other side!
Lu Fan got out of the car and stood on the edge of the cliff!
After visual inspection, the distance between the two cliffs is about 82.6 meters.
His strength is about 200 times that of ordinary humans, and the average long jump distance of ordinary humans is 1.25 meters.
So the following formula is derived, 200 times * 1.25 meters = 201.25 meters!
It’s more than enough to cross this eighty-meter cliff!
Lu Fan felt a little proud. He thought he was not inferior to others in mathematics. He could calculate such complex mathematical problems mentally in less than a second.
Thinking of this, Lu Fan shouted, and under the shocked gazes of the three people, he grabbed the car and walked to the edge of the cliff.
Then he jumped hard, and his whole body was like a super elastic spring, flying towards the opposite cliff!
"Oops, I forgot to calculate the weight of the car!"
Lu Fan was halfway through the jump when he remembered that he had forgotten to calculate the weight of the car and the weight of his three daughters.
However, these are minor issues!
Lu Fan muttered: "Theoretically, I can jump over."
Lu Fan held up the car and drew a beautiful parabola with his body. With a "bang", it stopped firmly on the edge of the cliff opposite.
Fan put down the car, clapped his hands and smiled casually: "Now, have you learned how to cross the cliff without a bridge?" "
Lu Xiaoyao: "...(||_)!!"
Lu Xiaoling: "..._!!"
Lu Xiaoqian: "...(.)!!"
The three of them were immediately confused. Couldn't they choose a method that normal people could use? He actually lifted up the car and jumped over. This is too exaggerated!
At the same time, they also felt the huge power in Lu Fan's body
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