The strongest reserve for the doomsday

The fat man did this, almost scared me half to death, Nima, isn't it a human being a ghost?

But this kind of laughing ghost is really unusual, I have seen a similar situation in a novel, and there are poems that describe it as follows:

"Hair mound seal, touch the golden talisman, protect the body and blow the lamp without protecting the ghost;

Fiercely clothed, smiling corpses, ghosts laugh better than listening to ghosts cry. "

This poem handed down by the ancestors of the golden school captain, the third powerful horn is, it is better to hear the ghost laughing than to hear the ghost crying, the general ghost is crying and the ghost who can laugh is the fierce ghost, touch it will die, there is no return, the life is

not hard enough, or the eight characters are not hard enough, absolutely can not get close.

But these are all feudal superstitious things, and I, a Chinese Marxist materialist, have always classified this kind of mysterious and mysterious things as jumping gods.

Even if it's these things, it doesn't matter, after all, Lao Tzu's eight characters, that's very hard.

After the fat man finished saying this, he immediately said:

"Dao Chief, I see, it's hard to figure out that there is a zombie lying under our car!"

"Nima." Are all zombies good enough to speak these days?"

I muttered to myself as I took out my AK rifle and prepared to get out of the car to see if I was going to get a shuttle.

But when I was about to open the car door

, I realized, no, it's night at TMD, it's dark outside, and if I go on like this, I won't be able to get into this zombie's way.

So, I turned my head and said to the fat man

, "Fatty, get out of the car and see what is going on." "

I think the fat man has a flashlight in his hand, and he can go down to shine it, which is better than me being blind with both eyes.

The fat man looked at me, took a flashlight to shine outside, and then hurriedly rolled

up the window of the car, and returned: "Let's go to our Yangguan Road, he crossed his single-plank bridge, the road chief, let's just speed up, get rid of this zombie, it's over

!" "I'll copy! You TMD is really a genius!" My

opinion and the fat man's current opinion is surprisingly consistent, that is, getting off the car now is definitely not a good day and auspicious day.

We are still safer in my car, because this car, although it can't withstand bullets and shells, it's still no problem to block this zombie.

If we get out of the car rashly on this big night and are attacked and bitten by this zombie, it won't be fun.

I hurriedly shifted the car to the reverse gear, and then I kicked the accelerator and reversed backwards.

"Woo woo woo ~ "

I can not turn on the lights at night, but this reversing light, I don't have left and right. As soon as I put on the reverse gear, the snow-white reversing lights behind me lit up.

And the large central screen inside the car also lit up, showing the reversing image behind the car,

"I'll copy! female ghost!" The

fat man suddenly shouted on the side.

I was also startled by the fat man's exclamation, so I hurriedly turned around, took a look, and

said, "Where is it? Why didn't I see it, what a fuss!" The

fat man pointed to the big screen on the center console with a trembling finger and said

, "Numb, Dao Chief, isn't this just behind our car!"

At this time, I realized that behind my car, there was really a "female ghost" with a cloak.

Although the imaging effect of this reversing image this night is a bit unsatisfactory, and even a little distorted, so the fat man mistakenly thinks that it is a ghost.

Actually, the person in the back of that, I know, and I are old acquaintances.

I sneered and said

, "Stick a green onion in your nose, and you fat man will think she's an elephant!

After I said this, the fat man came over and took a closer look at the screen, was stunned for a while, and then said

: "I copied, Dao Chief, this person is gone!"

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