The fat man immediately climbed into the car and drove away with a cigarette.

But I just drove to the door, and it didn't take long for me to turn the car back, and shouted at me who was smoking spiritual food

at the door: "Dao Chief, I can't drive the two cars alone, you can come over too

~" I spit out a circle of smoke outside, shook off the cigarette ash, put the cigarette butt in my mouth and cocked it and said:

"OKOK, wait for Lao Tzu~".

After saying that, I ran into the supplies, found a few plastic bags, and walked out.

When I got in the car, I put these plastic bags on the seats so that the damp tables and chairs would not get my pants wet.

"Where's the car, Fatty?"

I asked as I watched the Fat Man drive the car towards the east side of our hotel.

"It's just ahead~"

After speaking, he turned a corner below, and the fat man drove directly to someone's yard and stopped.

Sure enough, in the small yard of this family on the side of the road, there was a good Wuling god car parked.

Since the family's car was parked in their garage, the yard had a roof.

So this car has not been hit by hail, and now from the outside, the condition is still very good.

After the fat man got out of the car, he had a thief's eyebrows and a mouse face, and walked around the Wuling god car with his hands behind his back.

I looked at the fat man like this, it was funny, but it was not good to laugh directly, so I pretended

to be like this, and asked softly: "How

is it?" "This broken car is still hairy, I don't even bother to ask

for it!" "Numb, this mouth is still in my mouth! Give you wind is rain, give you the sun is brilliant, it's good to have a car, hurry up and work for Lao Tzu!".

Although the fat man said that he didn't want this broken car, he was still very honest in his hands, and he divided five by two, and in less than 2 seconds, he cracked the front door of this car.

With a "click~",

the door of the car was pried open.

"Dao Chief, there's no power~

" "You can't move, how do you know that there is no power?" "

If you want electricity, I just picked the lock of this car and called the police." "

The fat man looks very understanding.

"Numb, it seems that after this Resident Evil, I have to send you to the labor camp to be reformed and reformed, and honestly, where did you learn these jobs?"

"Lao Tzu is self-taught, this still needs to be taught!"

After the fat man finished speaking, he felt wrong again, and immediately returned:

"Who said that, I read the car manual."

"Okay, okay, let's put that aside for now. You brought me this car, which is considered a meritorious service. When the time comes, they can be exempted from labor reform. "

Justice Doom—I said impatiently.

The fat man was in the car, grunting for a while, dismantling and disassembling the wires under the steering wheel, and fiddling for almost 10 seconds, that is, the wires were reinstalled, and he raised his head and said

, "Dao Chief, it's OK now! "

I'm on the side, I have to admire the craftsmanship of the fat man, that is, boasting two sentences: "I

haven't seen you for a few days, I'm good at stealing chickens and dogs, I haven't seen you so fast before

~" "Where is it~ This is out of power, it's easy to do when there is no electricity, when it is dismantled, even if it is a little bit done, it will be fine, and the car will not call the police." You can do it with confidence. I

vaguely feel that there is something wrong with the fat man's words, but now I am too lazy to care.

He went back to our car, took out the wire he had just hauled, pulled it out of our car, and connected it to the minivan.

I'm afraid that the fat boy is underneath, the positive and negative poles are connected wrong, and the battery of my pickup truck will be burned by a short circuit, and the pickup truck will not be able to start at that time.

So I started the pickup truck first and then powered it on.

After everything was done, I greeted the fat man who was still in the car:

"Fatty, the wires have been connected." At

this time, the fat man lowered his head and used his wire to pry the ignition switch under the steering wheel.

"Squeak squeak squeak ~ squeak squeak ~ squeak ~ coax ~"

In less than three seconds, there was a painful sound of the starter turning inside

the engine, it seemed that the oil had not been lubricated for several months, and the sound of the engine was very green.

But fortunately, the hard work paid off, and after a

"coax~",

the car finally started.

And now I am relieved, remove the cable from the battery again, and take it back to the car.

At this time, the headlights of this Wuling god car also lit up, and it seemed to be high beams.

The whole small courtyard is very bright.

I hurriedly got out of the car and asked

, "What are you doing, fat man, hurry up and turn off the lights."

"Oh oh~"

The fat man was also taken aback at this time, and hurriedly jumped into the car to turn off the lights.

"Damn, the road is long, the line seems to be connected wrong. The

fat man said as he flashed his flashlight inside, shining a clump of wires inside.

"Numb!"

"Or I'll tear it off and re-connect it." I guess it was just when I dismantled the anti-theft system, the headlight control was short-circuited, and now it's always on, I'll reconnect it to ensure that the medicine is cured!"

"

Since the fat man has already made a mistake this time, I have to suspect that the next time this fat man is not good, he will continue to make mistakes, and when the time comes, it will be bad if he is connected to the self-destruct device of the Wuling God Car.

"Don't mess around with it, just turn it on, it's raining heavily, and this light won't be able to shine far. I'll just find a tape to glue it later. "

There was no duct tape now, but there were still plastic bags, so I took the plastic bag from the car to pad my butt.

Then it was stuffed into the headlights and covered with the headlights.

Now the light is instantly smaller, almost like a person with a flashlight.

"Dao Chief, I think it's okay. You don't need a flashlight to see the road. Haha~

" "Mmmm, but this thing is not yet solid, I will go back and find a tape to glue it later, and then expose a line, so that the road ahead can be illuminated clearly, and the target will not be exposed." "

Uh-huh. "

After that, the fat man drove the pickup truck, and I drove the Wuling God car towards our Xiangyun Hotel.

It's not that I like to drive the Wuling God car, it's because the glass on all sides of the car is still intact, and the tables and chairs are still dry, so it's very comfortable to sit on.

Driving this car, I instantly felt that the fat man in front of me, the pickup truck that was hundreds of thousands larger, suddenly didn't smell good.

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