The Strongest Soldier in the City

Dumo hung the wine gourd on his waist, clasped his palms together, made a pious and repentant expression, and muttered a scripture that no one else could understand. It was in Indian.

Seeing the monk like this, Chen* couldn't help but rolled his eyes and said, "Come on, why are you pretending to be in front of me? It's like it's the first day I've met you!"

"The Buddha is immeasurable and the Dharma is boundless, Amitabha." The monk said softly. He spoke Chinese this time.

"You are really a weirdo. In this world where ascetics are everywhere, you are a fake monk who has great Buddha nature but can't quit drinking. You have repeatedly broken the rules and precepts, and you are regarded as the most likely to be promoted to a living Buddha. seed!"

Chen* exposed the monk's background. The monk was unmoved and remained pious, mumbling scriptures!

When Di Shiyang on the side heard this, he raised his eyebrows again!

This evaluation is quite high, the most likely seed to be promoted to a Living Buddha? I’m afraid there aren’t even a few in the entire whirling world!

It can be imagined that this monk smelling of alcohol is definitely not an ordinary character!

"If I had known that your opponent tonight was the Yang God at the top of the God List, I would not have come from far away!" The monk stopped reciting scriptures and spoke to Chen * for the first time. His Chinese dialect was very standard!

Hearing this, Chen* cursed angrily: "Fake monk, are you really talking in human language? If you are a cat or a dog, do you think I will let you come to China to help me?"

"Don't forget, if my brother hadn't sacrificed his life to save you, you would have been thrown into the so-called ear and nose hell by that bitch of Bodhi Bodhi!" Chen* said angrily.

Hearing Chen* mention the name Bodhi, the monk couldn't help but shudder, and subconsciously turned his head to look around, as if he was afraid that the woman who made him respect and fear him would appear at any time!

Bodhi, the most revered existence in the world, is a woman who is regarded as a living Buddha as soon as she is born. She is one of the people closest to the Buddha in the entire world, and is also the belief of thousands of believers in ancient Indian Buddhism!

He is affectionately called the living Buddha walking in the world!

After confirming that there was no one around, Dumo breathed a sigh of relief. He glanced at Chen * with a hint of resentment, as if to blame him, why did he mention that woman's name?

After a pause, he said: "It's not that I don't want to help you. It's my job to save all sentient beings and save people in distress. But your trap is too big and you've even attracted the Yangshen. Can I escape when I come to China this time?" It’s very scary to have to go back!”

Hearing this, Chen* was so angry that he almost fainted. He said angrily: "Your uncle, before the fight even started, you thought about whether you could escape! You can't destroy your own prestige and increase others' power." Ambitious!"

Du Mo also became angry. He changed his demeanor from the enlightened monk just now, pointed at Chen* and cursed: "What's wrong with me thinking so? What we Buddhist monks emphasize is to take a step back to broaden the horizons. I'll think about it first." Why take a step back, is it wrong?”

Seeing the bald man in front of him confidently saying that he would be stabbed a thousand times, Chen*'s eyes darkened and he almost lost his breath!

He jumped to his feet and cursed: "F*ck! If you take a step back and the world is vast and you use it like this, I admire you so much! How can you not be the seed of a living Buddha? I think you are a scum of Buddhism!"

Dumo rolled his eyes angrily, and seemed to feel that he was a little too spineless. He asked tentatively: "Don't tell me, you just asked me to help. It's just the two of us tonight." Fighting Yang Shen?"

"Otherwise? Can you have a little bit of success? You are one of the outstanding young people in the world after all! You don't have a million followers but a hundred thousand, right? Don't be too embarrassed, okay?" Chen *hen He said ironically.

Dumo shrank his neck in disbelief. How could he look like a practicing monk?

He picked up the wine gourd at his waist, raised his head and took another sip, saying, "Fortunately, I drank some wine to strengthen my courage! Otherwise, I would have just gone straight to the airport to go back to India to continue my practice."

Chen* took a deep breath and tried his best to suppress the urge to slap this fake monk to death.

Chen* said: "If you want to leave, then get out of here!"

An embarrassed expression appeared on Dumo's face, and he subconsciously touched his bald head and said: "All my savings are only enough to buy a ticket to China, and the money to go back... you Help me get it..."

Hearing this, Chen* was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter. He pointed at Dumo and said: "I'm just telling you, you, a fake monk, how could you be so honest this time and show up so quickly? There is no money to go back in love. Otherwise, I bet you will turn around and leave!"

"Nonsense, I am not that kind of person, Du Mo!" Du Mo said with an extremely serious expression.

"Help me kill Emperor Shiyang, and I will reimburse you for your air ticket!" Chen* gritted his teeth and said.

Dumo glanced at the tall and tall Di Shiyang timidly, with a thoughtful look on his face.

Chen * gritted his teeth again and said: "I'll let you fly first class when I go back! It's not that I look down on you. You will never be able to fly first class in your life. I'll give you a chance to show off!"

Dumo had a distressed expression on his face, and his clear and bright eyes showed both yearning and hesitation.

Chen* said angrily: "What the hell are you afraid of? Aren't you just Emperor Shiyang, who is at the top of the list of gods? Look at the way you are afraid of death, no wonder you are scared to death of even a girl! The two of us join forces, and the list of gods is What does a character mean? Even the gods above the nine heavens can drag him down and trample him!"

"Don't brag, are you on the God's List? Am I on the God's List? How can two ants who can't even climb up the God's List compete with the bright moon?" Du Mo said with a bitter face.

This guy seems to be trying to make other people's ambitions destroy his own prestige from the moment he appears. This is full of comedy. Chen* picked a lot of choices and found a living treasure to help!

"Otherwise, you help me tonight, and I will find an opportunity to put Bodhi to sleep another day, drag her out of Buddhism, and let you get away with it once and for all. How about that?" Chen* said.

Hearing this, Dumo's eyes lit up and his interest rose, and he said, "You're not lying to me again, are you? You used these words to lie to me in the first place and asked me to take you to take a peek at Bodhisattva taking a bath. Finally, You pat your butt and leave, and I have been hunted by her for a whole year!"

Chen* said shamelessly: "Don't worry, it will definitely not happen this time! The big men stand upright, spitting foam and nailing each other!"