The Struggle of the Reborn Prince

Chapter 78: Teasing Menzi

'Dong' the drum beat again. It was already midnight. Zhao Tao, who was lying in his clothes, suddenly woke up. He moved his body and looked up at his surroundings. Although it was only half a moon today, the surroundings were still illuminated very brightly.

, the two nurses were pacing around, looking around vigilantly. Everyone else was asleep, snoring heavily or lightly. The incense candles in the mourning hall were still emitting firelight and floating smoke, but they had all been replaced.

However, it was obvious that I was confused and didn't know who did it for me.

"Second Master, you're awake!" Jianxi, who was sleeping next to Zhao Tong, was very alert. When the prince moved, he woke up immediately.

"Well, don't move. There are at least three groups of people around us watching us. I wonder if they are enemies or friends?" Zhao Tong observed for a moment and said softly.

"Second Master, why can't I see it?" Jianxi turned over and looked around. He found nothing except the lanterns on the palace city swaying in the cold wind, the closed shops and the cold streets.

"Idiot, look at the beggar squatting on the street over there, the shop with the lights on, the clock tower on the edge of the palace, and the drainage ditch on the side of the street over there!" Zhao Tong pointed at each one and whispered.

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"I still can't see it, is there nothing?" Jianxi looked at it again, still not sure why.

"Hey, look at that beggar first. Not to mention that this is the Imperial City. Have you ever seen a beggar squatting on the street on such a cold night? The wind there is the strongest. Isn't he afraid of freezing to death?" Zhao Tong sighed and said

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"Oh, not to mention the edge of the imperial city, even beggars in Tokyo city dare not walk around freely, otherwise they would have been captured by the Kaifeng government officials. At this time, they should be hiding in a warm place. There is really no place to go.

We went there to find a doorway and hide under the eaves. Second Master, your eyes are really poisonous!" Jianxi nodded and said.

"Well, boy, you can teach me. If you look at the clock tower, the drums are used to tell the time at night, but there are shadows of people flashing on the clock tower. Is he too full to go for a walk? He thinks the drums are noisy.

I was so panicked that I hid in the bell tower and watched us. Remember that abnormality is a monster. If you see something that is not in line with common sense, you should be extra careful!"

"Second Master, I understand. That shop is an antique shop. The lights are still on at this hour. Unless you are doing business, you should have turned off the lights and gone to bed. That's why you said there is something weird there!" Jianxi finally figured it out.

Yes, he said excitedly.

"Second Master, how did you know there was someone hiding by the ditch?" Just after Jian Xi finished speaking, Xue Bao, who was sleeping next to him, suddenly asked. It turned out that he was also awake.

"Yes, Second Master, please tell us. I can't tell." At this time, another guard, Qian Chao, also intervened.

Zhao Tong looked around again at this time, not only the two of him were not asleep, but everyone was awake, blinking at him and waiting for the next step, "Hehe, it turns out that everyone woke up from the cold, I will find something fun for you first.

Let me relieve my boredom, and then explain!" He said with a smile: "Everyone, please stop talking and listen to my instructions. You two go to the edge of the ditch to urinate, that is, the withered flowers, and urinate vigorously against the withered flowers.

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"Then I'll go first, I'm holding back a big pee!" Jianxi said first.

"Why are you joining in the fun? You're squatting to pee!" Zhao Tong patted his head and said, "Listen up, everyone, be careful not to let others cut off your penis, otherwise you will be in trouble when you come back.

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"Puff, puff" a sound like farting sounded from all around, "Second Master, I don't want you to curse like this," he said with joy and dissatisfaction when he heard everyone laughing at him.

"I'm going first, I'm going to pee in my pants when I smile!" Xue Bao said, pretending to have just woken up and lazily stood up, kicked Zhang Hao next to him and asked him to accompany him, and the two of them straightened their clothes.

Walking to the designated place by Zhao Tong, he unbuttoned his pants and peed as if nothing had happened, but there was no response, and the two of them walked back angrily.

"Old Xue, you have to ask Dr. Wang to prescribe some tonic. The infection must not have spread two feet away!" Hong Ba climbed up and joked that Xue Bao was ready to take over.

"Hehe, the colder the damn thing gets, the harder it is to pee. Don't laugh at me. I saw my brother and sister buying a few kidneys two days ago. Are they replenishing them?" Xue Bao's peeing had no effect.

A little frustrated, but unwilling to admit defeat.

After three groups of people went there, there was still no movement. "This kid is really tolerant!" Zhao Tong was a little annoyed. Wasn't he making a fool of himself? He wanted to use him to relieve his boredom, but now it seems that he is using himself to relieve his boredom.

He stood up, took off his pants and stood up, ready to take action himself.

"Second Master, let's go, don't put yourself in danger!" Pan Long grabbed Zhao Tong and said.

"No, I have to go and see what happened to this kid. Even if I soaked in boy's urine, he would reveal his true form!" Zhao Tong refused and insisted on going. Pan Long had no choice but to follow, but he felt that it was not safe enough.

, and called Hong Ba and Xue Bao, who had peed, and the four of them wandered towards that direction.

"You damn dogs, you have to find a place to pee!" At this time, a man jumped out from the flowers, pointed at them, cursed, and ran away.

"Haha, if you have the guts to come back tomorrow, I'll treat you to shit!" Several people saw the man jumping out and yelling. They were stunned for a moment, then laughed, and Pan Long even scolded him back.

The boy who was peeing out was originally a spy from the Imperial City Division, and he was ordered to lurk here today to monitor their movements. When he first saw Xue Bao and the others coming to urinate, he thought he was exposed. He was nervous for a long time and only had to urinate twice. In order to

After completing the task, he endured it, but then two more attacks came, and he couldn't bear it. Think about it, it's a night when dripping water turns to ice, and what does it feel like to have a few hot urine pour down on your head and face, and then turn into small ice particles?

, but considering that today’s mission has a lot of bounties, and the successor is coming soon, I am ready to hold on a little longer, but unexpectedly four more people come over. Looking at the direction they are walking, it is obvious that they are coming towards me again. No matter how good his mental endurance is.

He couldn't stand it anymore, and he felt even more unlucky when he heard the scoldings. It turned out that he had been exposed a long time ago, and these people were just making fun of him. He was so angry that he staggered and almost vomited blood!

Several people returned to the crowd, and everyone was still having fun. Seeing that no one was sleepy, Zhao Tong ordered everyone to sit in front of the funeral and light the burning paper they bought during the day. Only then did everyone understand why the prince insisted on buying it.

Such a large cart of burned paper was planned to be used as firewood in the evening. It seemed that he had planned it in advance!

"Hey! Brother, come over and warm yourself by the fire, don't freeze to death!" Seeing the beggar on the street looking this way, Hong Ba shouted to him.

"Come on, I've been exposed too!" The beggar understood as soon as he heard the words. Don't wait for someone to invite you, just run! He walked away, and when he looked again, the lights in the shop were immediately extinguished, leaving only the person on the bell tower.

The boy secretly rejoiced. Fortunately, he was in the imperial city. Otherwise, he would have had to go back and get beaten up. But he was only half happy when his vision went dark and he didn't know what hit him in the face. "Damn, it's not safe here. They

There is an insider in the palace!" This was his only thought when he passed out.

"Second Master, can you tell me how you found out?" A group of people asked while warming themselves over the fire.

"It's very simple!" Zhao Tong said with a breath. Seeing the water vapor spit out by the prince, they all understood. These people couldn't help but secretly praised that our prince's eyes are really bad. Although there is a moon, he can see a person more than thirty steps away.

Not everyone can do it with exhaled water vapor.

The burning paper was quickly ignited. Zhao Tong threw the burning paper into the brazier one by one. Suddenly, the "Little Match Girl" written by Andersen flashed in his mind. His current situation was so similar to hers. He was blocked.

Outside her home, in the howling cold wind, she could only rely on burning paper money to keep warm, but she was luckier than her. She only had a few boxes of matches, but she had a large cart of burning paper.

As the fire intensified, Zhao Tong could no longer feel sorry for himself, and threw small piles of burning paper in. However, this thing was too burning, and before the person could warm up, the fire would burn it out.

So he simply asked everyone to put up bundles of paper and burn them like a bonfire.

"Just leave some candles for the occasion, just enough for tonight, and throw the rest into the fire!" Zhao Tong thought it was not enough, so he put the remaining ten or so candles as thick as arms into the fire.

The paper was covered with melted wax oil, and the fire was strong and durable. Now it was better. A group of people gathered around the fire and roasted their chests and backs, and their bodies were all warm!

"Empress, my son, I'm giving you money and flowers. Don't be as frugal as you are when you get there. Not only will it make the emperor unhappy, but it will also make you depressed and sick, and you will lose your life early." Zhao Tao was burning.

While muttering to himself, he did some calculations. According to current sayings, a piece of paper money can be exchanged for a thousand dollars in the underworld. If he burned it like this, he could burn eighteen million dollars in one night. Calculating that there are still seven days left before the big sacrifice.

If she burns it for a few more nights, the stack of copper coins will probably be as high as Mount Everest. The Queen would just want to build a Tokyo city in the underworld!

Just when Zhao Tao was thinking about it, everyone was so excited that half a cart of burning paper was added to the fire. The fire was so blazing that it lit up the night sky of the entire imperial city, so that everyone had to step back because of the heat.

After a few steps, he formed a circle from a distance. He inadvertently looked up and looked around, and suddenly found lanterns swaying back and forth on several highlands. Then he heard a burst of chaotic footsteps. Looking at the street corner, he saw several groups of people holding hand-held lanterns.

All kinds of weapons were used to surround them, and their number would never be less than 200.

"Damn it, aren't they going to imitate the old Americans and dispatch the police to launch an operation in the early morning to forcefully clear the camp set up by the Occupy Wall Street protesters in Zuccotti Park!" Zhao Tong was startled and couldn't help but think of traveling through time himself.

What happened just now, they didn't dare to touch me during the day, and wanted to take me away at night, but there was no way, "Everyone, please pay attention, if someone comes, be alert immediately. Anyone who dares to touch us will be beaten to death, don't be polite!"

Zhao Tong shouted loudly.

At this time, the guards also realized that something was wrong, and immediately surrounded Zhao Tong in the center, and took out various weapons, ranging from three-section sticks to small daggers. Some were carrying soft whips, iron rulers, and Pan Long

In his hand was a large hammer with a short handle. I don’t know where he hid it just now, but it definitely couldn’t fit in his crotch!