"Brothers, I'm back." Qin Mo opened the door of the dormitory with a bunch of things in his arms.
"Damn, why did you buy so many things?" Jin Zhe hurried forward to help, and Su Shi also lent a hand. There was actually another person in the dormitory, with a coquettish oily hair, a cup of coffee in his hand, and two earrings, looking particularly delicate.
"You can't let me sleep on the bed board, right?" Qin Mo laughed and complained.
"Haha, I forgot that you only brought a suitcase." Jin Zhe laughed.
"Who is this brother?" Qin Mo put down his things and saw the coquettish guy.
"Hello, Ala Modu Ning, my name is Yang Xing." The coquettish guy introduced himself in an authentic Modu accent.
"Oh, neighbor." Qin Mo laughed.
"Haha, are you from Hangzhou? I heard them say." Yang Xing smiled and said.
"Old Four, you speak Mandarin, I don't understand the Shanghai accent." Jin Zhe looked depressed, because Qin Mo and Su Shi both came from cities around Shanghai, and their accents were somewhat similar, so they could basically understand.
But he, a man from the Northeast, was really helpless.
"Oh shit, you said this, buddy?" Yang Xing couldn't hold it back and spoke in a Northeastern dialect.
"If it weren't for your devilish accent, which caused me to go off track in an hour, would I be like this?" Yang Xing continued to complain. He had only heard that the Northeastern dialect was highly contagious before, but now he had thoroughly experienced it.
He spoke like this after only an hour with several people. What would happen if it lasted longer? So of course he had to control himself.
Well, this guy is definitely a joke.
Qin Mo burst out laughing.
"You said this, buddy..." Jin Zhe wanted to complain, but found that it seemed to be true.
"Hahahaha..."
Several people laughed at the same time. It can be seen that the three of them have good personalities. After all, there is also a brother from the Northeast, who is very good at making people happy.
Everyone knows the humor of people from the Northeast.
"Come on, brothers, try the snacks I just bought." Qin Mo brought the bag of snacks to the few people, "Pick whatever you want to eat."
"Haha, then I won't be polite." Jin Zhe didn't hesitate at all and took a bag of biscuits.
"What are you doing? Little girl, take more." Qin Mo teased, and then threw two bags of potato chips and a bag of dried fruits to Jin Zhe.
"Old Third, your meals will be on me from now on." Jin Zhe laughed and patted his chest to make a real man's move.
"You can't run away." Qin Mo smiled, and then he divided all the remaining snacks.
"Thank you." Su Shi did not refuse, or he was embarrassed to refuse.
"What are you polite about." Qin Mo said generously.
"Nong Lao Sang Lu E." Yang Xing picked up the Shanghai accent again.
"No big deal." Qin Mo responded with a smile.
"What does this mean?" Jin Zhe was confused.
"You are very nice!" Yang Xing shook his head, unable to complain anymore.
"I will give you a good lesson for your Shanghai accent this semester." Jin Zhe complained, I don't understand, I don't understand at all, okay?
"Nong Shao Niu." Yang Xing showed off the new words he learned again.
"I give up." Jin Zhe was speechless.
"Hahahaha..." Qin Mo burst out laughing.
Who can stand this?
Even the local national quintessence has become Shanghai accent.
"Let's set up a group, guys, so that it will be convenient if there is anything." Qin Mo suggested.
"I agree with both hands." Jin Zhe said while eating biscuits.
"No problem."
Yang Xing and Su Shi also agreed, they were originally in the same dormitory, so this is a very normal thing.
Several people added WeChat and then Jin Zhe created a WeChat group and pulled several people in. The name of the group was called the Four Heroes of the Swill Bucket.
"Swill bucket? What is a swill bucket?" Several people were confused, and even Qin Mo said that he lacked knowledge.
"Oh, delicious food, this is a kind of food." Jin Zhe seriously fooled several people.
"Really? There is no swill bucket dish in the Northeastern cuisine of Magic City?" Yang Xing looked puzzled, and then said: "Is it not authentic when I went there?"
"You have to ask the chef for this dish, otherwise it is not on the menu in our Shen City." Jin Zhe said seriously.
At this time, smart people have already checked it online, such as Qin Mo.
"So that's the case, I'll try it next time." Yang Xing looked like he didn't understand.
Qin Mo couldn't help laughing, he understood the meaning of the swill bucket.
"Old Three, what are you laughing at?" Yang Xing asked, and several people have accepted this title.
"Nothing, remember to tell me how it tastes after you eat it, I'm also curious." Qin Mo patted Yang Xing's shoulder and said with a suppressed smile.
"Don't worryRight, swill bucket, right? I remember it. "Yang Xing nodded, indicating that it was nothing.
Qin Mo and Jin Zhe looked at each other, and they almost burst out laughing.
Su Shi on the side felt that something was wrong, but he had no evidence. Anyway, he would definitely not order swill buckets when he went to Northeastern cuisine.
Twenty minutes later, with the help of several people, Qin Mo finally made the bed. Although it was not as comfortable as his own home, it was already very good.
"Ce Na! Lao San, your watch..." Yang Xing looked at the Patek Philippe 5160R-001 on Qin Mo's wrist and widened his eyes.
He is not Jin Zhe, and he is obviously very familiar with the brand of watches. If he remembers correctly, this watch is worth more than 1.2 million, and the hand-carved patterns on the dial are all hand-carved by Patek Philippe craftsmen, which is of great collection value.
"Like it? I like it and let you wear it for two days." Qin Mo smiled and was about to take off the 5160R.
"Ce Na! You use this to test the cadres? Which cadre can't stand such a test? "Yang Xing said seriously, but he swallowed his saliva while speaking.
"Hahahaha... I really admire you, Lao Liu." Qin Mo laughed, and then threw the 5160R-001 to Yang Xing.
"Oh, fuck, slow down, Lao San." Yang Xing was so scared that he blurted out his Northeastern accent and hurried to catch it. This is a watch worth more than one million yuan. If it is broken, it will be a sin.
A watch worth more than one million yuan is thrown away just like that?
What kind of family is this?
Yang Xing looked at the watch distressedly, and it can be seen that this guy is very knowledgeable and likes watches.
"Lao Si, do you know what brand this is?" Jin Zhe asked curiously. His understanding of watches only stayed within 100,000.
"Ask Lao San." Yang Xing thought Qin Mo was going to play the pig and eat the tiger, so he didn't point it out.
"Patek Philippe. "Qin Mo said with a smile.
"Patek Philippe? Where have you heard of it?" Jin Zhe murmured in confusion.
"Patek Philippe is a Swiss watch brand founded in 1839, with a history of more than 180 years, and is devoted to hand-made watchmaking.
"Patek Philippe has seven traditional watchmaking techniques, and this technique has been used to the extreme by Patek Philippe, from design to drawings to component polishing, goldsmiths, carving, assembly, porcelain painting and gem inlaying are all done by hand.
"With exquisite craftsmanship and continuous innovation, it eventually became the top of the world's top ten watch brands. Every watch of Patek Philippe can be called a work of art, and the price is surprisingly expensive! "Yang Xing spoke slowly and was very familiar with the brand and history of Patek Philippe.
It can be seen that this guy has something, and it is probably not from an ordinary family. After all, everyone knows about places like Shanghai.
If the capital can kill a large number of directors with a brick, then Shanghai can kill a large number of billionaires with a brick.
It is not an exaggeration at all.
Jin Zheren was already dumbfounded, and asked stupidly: "How much is this watch worth?"
"More than 1.2 million." Yang Xing said seriously.
"Hiss... Shit!!!" Jin Zheren was numb, what is the concept of 1.2 million?
According to his family's situation, it is just the income for ten years of food and drink.
So Qin Mo wore his family's savings for ten years of food and drink on his hand?
"Zongsang, Lao San!" Jin Zhe shouted.
"Did you teach him? "Qin Mo looked at Yang Xing in confusion.
Zongsang means beast in Modu language.
"You know the nature of the national quintessence..." Yang Xing shrugged.
There is a saying that there is no one who cannot learn dialects and foreign languages. If there is, it means that there is no dirty words in this place.
But is it possible?
Even in English, who doesn't start with a sentence Fuck you?
Qin Mo also laughed, which made sense. Jin Zhe also followed Yang Xing to observe the watch worth nearly one million yuan. Listening to Yang Xing's constant praise, Qin Mo said that he really didn't mean to pretend to be stupid, he just caught up.
"What kind of fairy family do you have? You come to school with a watch worth more than one million yuan. How can we losers live?" Yang Xing immediately complained.
"You are still talking about me? Knowing so much, your family is not bad, right? "Qin Mo teased. He just noticed that the watch on this guy's hand was also Patek Philippe, but it was an entry-level Nautilus, worth more than 200,000 yuan.
"No, no, don't laugh at me." Yang Xing smiled and shook his head, then returned the 5160R-001 to Qin Mo.
"Not wearing it for two days?" Qin Mo was puzzled, anyway, he still had a blue balloon.
"Although I want it, I don't deserve it." Yang Xing waved his hand to refuse. Maybe Qin Mo didn't need this watch, but he still had to be sensible.
"Okay, bossWhat about you?" Qin Mo asked with a smile.
"Brother, please don't shorten my life. My two kidneys are not worth one million even if they are sold." Jin Zhe waved his hand quickly.
"It's just a watch, not that exaggerated." Qin Mo couldn't help complaining.
But the two still said they were scared.
It was almost time for dinner. Qin Mo asked a few people if they wanted to go to the cafeteria to try it?
He remembered that the four cafeterias of Tianfu University were well received, the taste was also amazing, and the price was very affordable.
"Let's go, I want to see the quality of the girls this year!"
When it came to this, Yang Xing suddenly became interested. The purpose of his application to Tianfu was also very simple, that is, high-quality girls!
"You are so coquettish, I guess the girls are hard to find, and you may be gay." Jin Zhe added.
Qin Mo also heard about this before he came. It is said that Tianfu is particularly open in this regard, and there is no strange look, and the acceptance is very high!
"Book that! Don't scare me." Yang Xing was shocked.
"You are so delicate and tender, you are a good material for being a 0." Jin Zhe said seriously.
"Hahaha..."
Su Shi and Qin Mo burst into laughter, not to mention that they really meant something.
"Remember, if you meet Guo Jingming in Shanghai next time, go around him." Qin Mo patted Yang Xing's shoulder and gave him a piece of advice.
"......." Yang Xing's face was full of black lines.
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