This is the only video that makes the original antagonistic situation between men and women unified, and it really contributes to social harmony." When
I was greedy, I went downstairs to the supermarket to sweep around, and there were more gifts than this man, and the broken biscuits could be given out as gifts?'
' The girl gave him two pairs of AJ shoes, a very expensive headphones, and a handwritten letter, how did he send these snacks and torn cotton jackets.
Hahahaha.
"It's too low!" The
system increased the volume, [Ding Ding Ding!]
Lu Feng reacted at this time, "Little system, you came to watch the video with me?"
You come to see if this man can't lower his head, money and love are high, you have to give one, how embarrassing is the big man!" "No!!, big man, you have to give one for
money and love
." Lu Feng was too involved in watching the video just now, think about it carefully, the system is here, it can't be to watch the video with him.
Either it's a complaint, or it's a reward.
Lu Feng felt that judging from his performance of putting on makeup for Zina, cooking breakfast, and playing games with her today, there was a high probability that it would be a long-lost daily reward.
"Why are you here, is it because I am too good to see my performance, come and send
me a reward? Come and let me think about it, what reward will you give me, today's daily check-in should be a game, is it... About League of Legends?"
The system pouted, and his sentence 'Big man, how can you get money and love, you have to give one' is not enough yin and yang and sarcasm?
Send you the strongest king 1,500 points, do you want it? Lu
Feng was startled, "Damn, is it really fake?" 1,500 points?"
Lu Feng tapped his chin with his fingers, looking like he was thinking seriously, "Although it has no practical use, but... It's okay
, but you have to add one to me, it's not enough to have 1,500 points alone, you have to have 1,500 points of technology, otherwise it will fall off again after two days!" [I'll go] The system said speechlessly, [Really fake you big-headed ghost! Don't you want to chase your wife anymore!]
Lu Feng was confused by what the system said, "1,500 points and chasing your wife, is it a conflict?" "1,500 points and chasing your
wife conflict or not, I don't know, but if you sit down here again, your wife will be gone!"
At this time, Lu Feng reacted, the system was not here to give him a prize, but something similar to, 'Reminder!' Lu Feng
pursed the corners of his lips disdainfully and smiled, "Little system, the money and love you just said are at least the same... Innuendo I'm coming?" [
No, no, no, Brother Feng, how dare I insinuate, I'm just talking about you directly!]
Lu Feng's face distorted, a little more helpless, the system wouldn't think that he knew, his wife had a stomachache and was still playing games and swiping her phone here, so don't care about her.
"Big brother, I'm all off, I just told Zina that I'm not afraid that she will be embarrassed to wait for her when she goes to the toilet, I'm afraid she's in a hurry, the toilet is not smooth, I'm so considerate!" [I didn't
say anything about you... But.. Your wife said that she had a stomachache, and you were watching videos here, what was the difference between you playing games here
? Can't you care about her stomach ache? Go out and buy her some medicine or something!]
The system is to go to Zina's to find out the news, in short, it is from the perspective of God, to make some tips for Lu Feng.
Who knows, Lu Feng didn't listen to it at all, and still said in a heartfelt manner, "She has medicine at home, and when I was sick before, she brought a super large medicine box!
I'm half a guest now, so I can't go through the boxes and cabinets to find it at her house, it's not good, I don't think about waiting for her to come out, and then ask her about it.
Are you going to make me... Now standing at the door of the toilet and pulling his neck and shouting to her, Xiaoqi, are you having diarrhea, when will you be able to finish the diarrhea!
I'll go find medicine for you
, embarrassed or not! I'm not saying that I feel embarrassed, I think Xena will be embarrassed.
There's nothing wrong with me, I don't think there's anything wrong with me.
You complain about me because of this, I really think you have that serious illness!"
Listening to Lu Feng's response to the eighth company, the system shook his head vigorously.
As a man, the system thinks that Lu Feng is quite rational to do this.
From Lu Feng's point of view, he didn't know that Xena didn't go to the toilet at all now, but buckled the marble in front of the mirror.
I don't know if the fingernail buckle is not buckled.
But Lu Feng's primary problem now is chasing his wife, he should look at it from a woman's perspective, if Zina comes out of the toilet and hears Lu Feng say this, it is estimated that everyone will blow up!
How should I explain this to Lu Feng, the system originally thought of a lot of wording softly, what women are made of water, women like surprises, if you take advantage of the fact that she doesn't find out, prepare a lot for her, she will be very happy, etc.
But looking at Lu Feng's expression, 'I'm not wrong at all'.
and the leisurely posture of the whole person lying on the gaming chair.
The system really doesn't have much patience, he really doesn't have the patience to coax Lu Feng like a child, and he left it behind.
He's about to blow up, too!
The system suddenly remembered a novel, 'The system blew up and I became the system', the system tapped its jaw and opened its mind, could it be... Lu Feng did it on purpose, his ultimate goal was to himself off and then inherit himself.
After thinking about it for a long time, he shook his head and came to a conclusion, Lu Feng does not have such a high IQ! Lu Feng
is a pure straight man, a pure straight man who is not saved
! The system shouted, [Are you sick? You don't know how to prepare for Zina in advance
! You ask and ask, when you finish asking, your wife is gone!
You and your wife give birth in the delivery room, and you beat the king at the door, what's the difference
!]. Lu Feng was startled by the huge sound wave that appeared in his mind, and the tone of the system shook his brain, "Do you have that serious illness
, going to the toilet and going to the delivery room, can it be the same? If Zina enters the delivery room, I will definitely not be able to play games and watch videos
! I must record a video to record that beautiful moment!"
Lu Feng said something now, the system wanted to vomit, and wanted to quickly sew up his broken mouth!
The system turned its brain, and the reason didn't make sense with Lu Feng, so if it didn't work, threaten it!
The system calmed down its mind for a moment, pretending to be the tone of the usual distribution of tasks and rewards.
[The super perfect male god's pet wife system is now officially prompting, what the host is doing now is affecting the progress of chasing his wife, recording a yellow card once, and three yellow cards will enter the system court!
There was a shock in the system's small eyes.
I saw that before he finished his threatening words, Lu Feng had already walked quickly to the gate of Zina's house!
With the sound of slamming the door shut, Lu Feng was already standing outside the door.
Before the final threat of the system to Lu Feng was 'obliterated', it was directly swallowed back by the system, and the system said leisurely, [You... Why is it so fast...]
Lu Feng bent over, lifted the heel of his shoes, and chuckled, "Don't say those useless ones to scare me, you quickly pull the system court out for me and take a look, I don't believe that the system has a court, you make up nonsense but make it up like that, you can't do it this time and last time you said that you were going to give me a yellow card!" The system sighed, it's over
, Lu Feng is really hopeless, he waved his hand, [Then you... Why are you going out now!
] "What can you do, go buy medicine."
The system snorted and said arrogantly, "Don't you think you didn't do anything wrong?"
"According to common sense, I did not do anything wrong!"
[You...]
"But... I thought about it for a while, and what you said also has some truth, if I wait for Zina to come out, and then ask her, I seem a little passive, and
I don't care enough about her! But I don't know where her medicine is, and it's not good to go through the boxes and cabinets, and I feel even worse when I block the toilet door and ask her.
So... I should have gone and bought the medicine in advance, instead of waiting to go to the house with her to find the medicine, it seems that I value her more and is more conducive to chasing my wife!"
[Brother Feng, you finally understand!]
The system is very pleased that Lu Feng suddenly opened his mind, but... Lu Feng's words reveal a copy everywhere, routines....
He was a little helpless, why was Lu Feng suddenly so extreme, either he was a pure straight man, or he was full of calculations!
Something is wrong
!The system complained, [You're a routine king!]
"Since ancient times...
You Brother Feng has already understood, you can step down, my wife-chasing rate is guaranteed to be fast!
" [Brother Feng, you really understand?]
Lu Feng looked like he was strategizing, and said lightly, "It really can't be true!"
Although Lu Feng's current appearance is not what the system likes, he is tired, and he feels that he is about to get old.
Let him go, the system just wants to eat a mouthful of fragrant dog food as soon as possible!!
The system left, Lu Feng pondered the words of the system left and right, although he didn't remember a few words, but he felt that what the system said might make some sense.
The girl doesn't pay the most attention to the details, he also wanted to go over to buy medicine before, but Zina's family was short of medicine, so he didn't go.
But Lu Feng fantasized for a moment, if Lu Feng prepared all the medicines, and then got some hot water, as soon as Xena came out of the bathroom, she saw that the effect would definitely be better than accompanying her to find it after she came out.
At the moment when the elevator was rapidly descending, an idea suddenly popped into Lu Feng's brain.
【Ding... The first floor has arrived] The
corners of Lu Feng's mouth hooked, and he snapped his fingers heavily, "That's it!
The entrance of the Everybody Pharmacy.
A handsome man walked in with vigorous steps.
A group of female clerks projected a peach blossom gaze at Lu Feng.
A female voice came out, "Sir, what do you need?"
"Well, give me a copy of the medicine for stomach pain." "
What?".
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