The Sweetest ‘Fake’ Couple

Lu Li is a woman who has read several presidential articles. +++All Tanmei Novels: www.wuxiaspot.com

When I heard that the "wife chasing crematorium" used by President Wen turned into a "husband crematorium", I was stunned.

Chasing his wife in the crematorium is probably the result of the male protagonist's indifferent answer to the female protagonist in the early stage. Later, the male protagonist understands his own intentions after the female protagonist turns away discouragedly, and from then on chasing his wife frantically.

Lu Li couldn't help applying this concept to herself.

In the early stage, she ignored Chi Chenyan's confession of love and wanted to be a white tortoise. Now that Chi Chenyan has cooled her down, she has begun to take the initiative to buy things with him.

".................."

A weird match.

Qiao Jiayi continued: "Otherwise, you (gan gan) would suddenly be like Chi Chenyan, buying clothes and getting a suit almost."

Lu Li's eyes were a little flustered, and she stubbornly explained, "Why can't I treat Chi Chenyan like this? Isn't this possible? He is my husband and not someone else's husband."

She doesn't believe it, buy a dress and send it out, what a normal behavior between husband and wife, where can it be considered a crematorium?

"Really?" Qiao Jia asked with a sinister expression, "Is it your husband? Is it your plastic husband? Or is it a relative husband who is more affectionate than Jin Jian?"

"I..." Lu Li was suddenly at a loss. Seeing the teacup cake on the dinner plate, she directly picked up a Seqiaojia and said, "You are delicious."

On the way home, Lu Li sat in the car, holding her mobile phone.

She just went out shopping "by the way" to buy Chi Chenyan from scratch, drinking afternoon tea "casually" to Chi Chenyan, she didn't have a crematorium for her husband.

Is such that. Lu Li nodded firmly.

Then I remembered the Chi Chenyan who had been very controlled recently, and was depressed.

Isn't it just a few rainbow farts? As far as I care about her up to now.

Lu Li looked down and flipped through her schedule.

She saw that she had a dinner this weekend.

It is sponsored by a fashion magazine in conjunction with a well-known luxury product, and the invitations are all big-name celebrities and socialites from S City.

Before she got married, Lu Li was the highest-ranking VIP with the h card in Hong Kong City. This time she naturally received an invitation.

Although she is not a person who hangs around in various social occasions and parties, after all, in Vanity Fair, she still needs to show up at intervals and check her card to prove that she is still in this world. Just relax.

The frequency is about once a quarter, so this is the one for this quarter.

Seeing that Lu Li didn't fluctuate much after the dinner schedule, she only thought about the indifferent man.

After returning home, Lu Li took Chi Chenyan to the cloakroom to see the clothes she bought for him today.

Men's clothes, especially business people like Chi Chenyan, are almost the same after turning over and over again. Chi Chenyan is not a colorful Idol brother, and there is less room for change in style.

Chi Chenyan looked at it, his expression was not too surprised, and nodded: "Thank you."

He didn't mean anything else.

Lu Li waited for a long time. After hearing the word "thank you", she opened her mouth blankly.

This, this... Is this over?

She picked him clothes for the whole afternoon!

In the end, only a "thank you"?

How about a kiss? Hug? How about lifting it high?

Lu Li had to feel like lightning rumbling across her head, she burst into a broken glass heart.

Chi Chenyan: "I'll go there first."

"Wait!" Lu Li was unwilling, grabbing Chi Chenyan's arm.

Chi Chenyan stopped and turned around.

Lu Li looked up at him with an aggrieved expression on her face. She said what was in her heart: "Why are you doing this."

"Rainbow fart I have already apologized to you."

She burst into tears, and she wanted to cry: "Do you dislike me anymore."

The fake ones are all fake, the show of love in front of the TV audience is fake, the confession in the kitchen is fake, and men are big liars.

After hearing this, Chi Chenyan took a breath and turned to face Lu Li.

"I'm not so easy to change my heart." He said.

No change? After hearing this, Lu Li put down a snack, and then asked aggrievedly: "Then what's wrong with you?"

Instead, Chi Chenyan asked her: "Do you think it's not good for us to be like this now?"

"If it's still the same as before." He looked at Lu Li's eyes, "I'm afraid to offend you."

Lu Li: "Offensive, offensive?"

Chi Chenyan let out an "um".

Luli's brain cpu starts and starts to run at high speed.

What is offense? When a man likes a woman but a woman does not like a man, the intimate behavior of the man towards the woman can be called an offense.

In the same way, Chi Chenyan said that she liked her, but she never said that she liked Chi Chenyan, so Chi Chenyan now hugs her and raises her up, which is offensive to her.

Really good gentleman is so polite.

The organization is so clear that one can't find a single mistake.

Lu Li can't say it, she can't say that she likes to be "offended" like that.

Chi Chenyan faced Lu Li's small face with a tangled expression.

"So." he asked, "is there anything you want to tell me now?"

What he meant was very obvious. Since he wanted to hug and hug him, he would not be allowed to use prostitutes and give him a stand.

He will not "offend" a woman who doesn't like him.

The cpu in Lu Li's mind was overloaded after running at high speed for a while and crashed with a bang.

What do you want her to say?

Lu Li's brain buzzed.

Chi Chenyan shook his head, and straightened up without waiting any longer.

Lu Li frowned, looking at his back.

at night.

Chi Chenyan came out of the bathroom.

Lu Li seemed to have (sleeping in Shui), covering herself tightly with a quilt, only (showing) one head outside.

Chi Chenyan lifted the quilt and lay down on the bed.

Lu Li (Shui Shui) is located very close to the middle, and he will inevitably stop at her when he lies down.

Chi Chenyan frowned suddenly.

He tentatively reached out to Lu Li again, and when he touched the warm skin, he immediately cursed in his heart.

Where's her (sleeping Shui) clothes?

Lu Li didn't (sleeping with Shui), turned around, eagerly facing Chi Chenyan.

Does he really want to offend her?

She is forcing him to offend her.

Chi Chenyan took a few deep breaths: "Lu Li."

Lu Li: "Yeah."

Chi Chenyan didn't go any further, gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and forced himself to think about Shengjing's financial statements for this quarter.

Lu Li looked at the man whose expression had returned to calm, knowing that she had failed again, and covered her head with a quilt.

Why do you embarrass her like this, why must you force her.

Lu Li silently (sleeping Shui) down.

When I woke up the next day, my hands were still sore, and the skin on the inner thigh was uncomfortable.

She had that weird dream again, the disgusting things couldn't escape or hide, and she kept rubbing against her.

Chi Chenyan passed by, and when she saw Lu Li dazedly think back, she covered her lips and coughed slightly.

****

On weekends, the annual dinner hosted by "Yuexiu" magazine and h brand.

The coveted things are staggered, and the female stars wear Yanyan (yan yan) and get together to chat about the plastic sky.

Lu Li had just come (showing) her face, but this didn't prevent her from showing her face, so the little sisters in s city rushed over.

Topics include, but are not limited to, Lily and Mr. Chi are really affectionate these days. Lily is so good-looking in "Idol Boy".

Lily is the English name of Lu Li, and it is also commonly called by plastic sisters of the same age to show closeness.

Qiao Jiayi was not surprised at this, and silently found a place to eat dessert, who let Lu Li’s husband be a Chichen feast, tending to follow the common sense of the people.

Lu Li smiled and responded with compliments, until one of the little sisters pointed to her skirt and asked: "Lily, is your skirt ying? It looks like ying style."

Another little sister followed up and said: "Yes, yes, yes, lily, why didn't you go to the ying show last time in S city? We didn't even see you."

The word "ying" is very sensitive to Lu Li.

That was the period of her cognitive confusion. She knew for the first time, and she arrived at Chi Chenyan’s former high school girlfriend Bai Qianying.

Lu Li lowered her head, wondering what Bai Qianying's style looked like in her dress, she just felt unhappy and raised her eyebrows: "No."

Little Plastic Sister noticed the displeasure in her tone, so she didn't ask any more, and found another topic.

This little (inserted cha) song would have been forgotten soon, if it weren't for someone who suddenly floated in the back: "What a coincidence, Bai Qianying is also today."

Lu Li's smile froze.

Then it said that Cao (操 cao) Cao (操 cao) was here, and Bai Qianying seemed to notice them too, took a glass of wine, and walked over with a smile.

Everyone unexpectedly gave way.

Bai Qianying didn’t wear a skirt today. She had a white shirt with sleek beige (color) wide-leg trousers, shoulder-length straight hair and big earrings. She looked very dry among a group of colorful little sisters. .

"Miss Lu." She smiled at Lu Li and raised her glass. "What a coincidence, I met again today."

Lu Li faced Bai Qianying's face and remembered the first two times.

Knowing that she was Chi Chenyan's wife, she greeted her as if nothing had happened. She didn't know that she was an ex-girlfriend, so she was dumbfounded, and told her something that seemed to have no meaning.

This feeling is very uncomfortable.

Today is the third time.

It is normal for Bai Qianying to be invited to a dinner hosted by a fashion magazine.

The anger of the previous two times was still there, and this time Lu Li smirked too much.

She didn't know how such a woman who had never even pulled her hand from her husband came to say hello to her so much. She looked like that every time. Is it possible that she still wants to be friends with her?

Is there any intention to say clearly, if you want to (gou) to rekindle Chi Chenyan's old feelings, go to Chi Chenyan, why do you still have to start with her? So crazy?

Lu Li went directly over Bai Qianying and talked to a little sister standing behind her

The little sister chosen by Lu Li was flattered and responded eagerly.

The people around don't know what kind of relationship this lady Lu Li and designer Bai Qianying can have between, or even know that they know each other. Now they just feel the atmosphere is weird.

The raised wine glass failed, and the smile on Bai Qianying's face stiffened.

But she recovered quickly, without changing her face, and nodding to the person who was watching her.

The more decent she is, the less decent she seems to be Lu Li.

Lu Li ignored it.

You don't need to be polite to treat neurosis.

Halfway through the banquet, Lu Li was (showing) her face and left early.

In the back seat of the Bentley, Qian Yong felt that the air pressure around his wife was very low, and the atmosphere did not dare to come out.

Lu Li hugged her hand, and realized that when she was confused, Bai Qianying had how to respond, and now she still has how to respond.

I almost forgot about her, but she didn't expect her to appear again.

It was all caused by Chi Chenyan.

And the man recently asked her to chase her husband in the crematorium, and forced her to speak with him.

Lu Li took a breath.

good very good.

The first thing Lu Li did when she returned to Suhewan was to rush into the cloakroom, and drop the skirt that looked like ying on her little sister's mouth (take off tuo) and threw it on the ground.

This dress is obviously from a niche independent designer in France, and is related to Bai Qianying's brand.

Lu Li changed clothes and rushed to Chi Chenyan's study.

Hearing the movement, Chi Chenyan raised his head from the computer: "What's wrong?"

Lu Li stood at the entrance of the study, facing Chi Chenyan's face, and smiled: "Nothing."

Husband crematorium, right, don’t hug if you don’t express your opinion, right? (脱tuo) doesn’t give any reaction to (bed chuang) when it’s bare, right? How embarrassed he is a high school person who started to fall in love With her pure young (female nu) until now.

this! small! sister! Do not! chase! Up!

Lu Li turned and left.

Chi Chenyan frowned slightly.

He vaguely felt that Lu Li was a little bit wrong.

Didn't she go to the dinner tonight?

Chi Chenyan finished his work and asked Qian Yong what happened to his wife tonight.

After he asked, he felt that Qian Yong might not know, so he asked Qiao Jiayi directly.

At this time, Qiao Jiayi was accompanying Lu Lizaishang (Jiji) to insult Bai Qianying and insult Chi Chenyan. When he received the news of Chi Chenyan suddenly, it was inevitable to squint.

After thinking about it, she still gave Chi Chen a banquet back:

[Your ex-girlfriend is lingering again]

Then I took a screenshot of Lu Li's abusive remarks and posted it:

[Chi Chenyan, a dog man who has been in love since high school, how embarrassed to be hypocritical with a pure young (female nu) like me until now? 】

[Do I like him not knowing how to count? Want to force me? 】

[I liked it before and I don’t like it anymore! I hate the man who works all day long! 】

[Heitui! 】

Chi Chenyan shuddered all over his body when he looked at him, pulled off his phone, and hurriedly got up to find Lu Li.

His bed is empty today.

Lu Li went back to her room (sleeping Shui).

Chi Chenyan cursed secretly and went to open the door between the two rooms.

Without pulling, Lu Li locked from her side.

Chi Chenyan calmed down, thinking of the cloakroom and bathroom.

It works there.

When the problem just happened before, he closed the door in the middle to prevent Lu Li, Lu Li came from the bathroom, holding a pillow, and standing pitifully beside his bed.

Chi Chenyan hurriedly went to the bathroom and opened the door there.

However, it was found that the bathroom and cloakroom doors were also closed.

It's locked.