The Sword Immortal was My Ex-Boyfriend

【1】

The circle of friends is the latest trend in the comprehension world. From the development of the first Fu Xiu, Su Qingyi, she took the Xingyunmen technical team Guili and others, and after opening up the Karma Formation, she continued to move towards another field, that is, Fuzhuan.

The circle of friends is actually a thing like a book, but this book can be increased indefinitely, if you don't empty it. Everyone gets this book at first with a piece of paper. After writing their own Taoist number and password on the paper, and then adding friends, they can see the dynamic information of their friends.

Without adding friends, you can only see the information sent by others to the public channel.

The circle of friends refers to the combination of WeChat and Weibo. Only 140 characters are allowed, but pictures and texts can be combined. There is a like function below to facilitate everyone to express their feelings.

One day, in the circle of friends in the cultivation world, Daojun Jingyan suddenly posted a message.

"I can finally be a father."

So a group of melon eaters were surprised to see the largest number of likes in history. Most of the celebrities who could be seen participated in this likes event.

Then there is the following message:

Taohua Hantan (Xie Hantan): "I think it must be a fake pregnancy."

Xue Ziyu: The Peak Master is awesome!

Danhui: The goddess is no longer crying

Jingyan: @Danhui, Seventh Peak came out to practice swordsmanship.

Dan Ran: Oh shit, our seventh peak is Dan Xiu, senior brother, are you shameless? ! The person offering a bounty beats Daojun Jingyan, and he beats a first-class medicine pill for a year. If you can't do it alone, you can form a team to play Jingyan. Don't be afraid to get on it quickly.

Passerby A: Don't dare

Passerby B: I might as well grab Dan Ran directly

Passerby C: This is a good idea, let's go grab Dan Ran.

Feng Ning: Brother is great! Brother is amazing! Brother is perfect! Rob Dan dye me to take the lead!

Lei Xuzi: I join

Xue Ziyu: take me

Lu Qingyi: Shishu and uncle are gone, how dare Fourth Peak refuse?

Dan Ran:  …

Xinghe: The sixth peak sent a report of the battle ahead, and the seventh peak is running to an unknown place...

Jing Yan: Can you not chat under my circle of friends?

After this sentence was finished, no one spoke again. Qin Zichen held back for a long time.

Jing Yan: Don't you have any questions about children you want to ask me?

Lei Xuzi: Brother, may I ask your Taiyi swordsmanship...

Jing Yan: Go away.

After a while, everyone found that Su Qingyi's Moments had posted a picture, and Qin Zichen was kneeling on the floor to wipe the floor.

Dubbing: If he doesn't reply to you, he's probably trying to be a good husband.

The following group of people were crying and shouting cruelty to the dog.

【2】

After Qin Zichen's circle of friends posted it, the entire cultivation world knew that Qin Zichen had a child.

Originally, a circle of friends wouldn't be so sensational, but the problem is that Qin Zichen always asks everyone he sees, "Do you think my child is cute?"

The person being asked is usually stunned for ten seconds.

If they are more familiar, they will directly say: "Fuck you when did you have a child? Su Qingyi gave birth so fast?"

If they are familiar, they will say, "Where is your child, please?"

If you don't know them very well, they will smile and say, "Of course it's cute."

Then Qin Zichen said angrily, "You didn't listen to me and pay attention to me at all! My child hasn't been born yet!"

Generally, people who are asked questions are really super embarrassed.

After everyone knew that Qin Zichen had a child, they were all in a waiting mood.

The first ten years have passed, and there is no birth. Everyone thought it was a fairy.

The fifth decade has passed, but there is no birth. Everyone almost forgot about it.

The tenth decade has passed... Birth.

The birth was very ordinary, just like a natural childbirth, she ran out of Su Qingyi's stomach on a summer afternoon.

A little girl who was born, as to whether she is cute or not, no one actually knows. Su Qingyi only knew one thing. When she saw the child, she had only one sentence in her mind: This **** is a girl! With such a face of a local tyrant, even if he is still a baby, his smile is full of money. Like a mouth full of gold teeth.

The girls who are popular nowadays are all gentle, slender, thin and aloof. It was as if a white lotus flower emerged from the mud without staining, giving birth to such a simple girl, Su Qingyi was about to cry.

However, Qin Zichen was very happy. He hugged the girl and asked, "Is she cute? My daughter looks promising, doesn't she?"

"Yes," Xie Hantan laughed sarcastically, "it's very promising. She can take care of a little white wolf."

【3】

Perhaps because Xie Hantan praised Su Qingyi's daughter Qin Shuang when he was a child, Qin Shuang likes to haunt Xie Hantan since he can remember.

Some people say that this is because of her beauty. Xie Hantan's beauty captures the heart of the young child, and she sticks to him every day at will. However, if this is true, Qin Shuang will not stick to Qin Zichen, which is unreasonable.

After all, Qin Zichen is a great beauty.

As he grew older, Qin Zichen became more and more attractive, and his suitors, like crucian carp crossing the river, were countless.

When someone asked Su Qingyi what she thought, Su Qingyi always smiled and said nothing. Once she told Mei Changjun that if she had the ability, she would grab it, and if she won, it would be hers.

This sentence was turned around by Mei Changjun and put it on the circle of friends, accompanied by Qin Zichen's picture:

[Marriage on behalf of a friend] My friend's husband Qin Zichen, nicknamed Jingyan Daojun, is upright, cheerful, has no bad habits, has a god-level sword "Life and Death Sword", has a few caves, can't count deposits, and has a noble and decent income. We are now seeking a next wife, and those who are interested, please go to Tianjianzong to contain them.

The circle of friends was just posted, and it was deleted shortly after. Mei Changjun was happily receiving the compliments, but suddenly found that his circle of friends had disappeared! !

It's **** gone! !

Mei Changjun's whole person collapsed.

Mei Changjun thought about it, who else could do this kind of thing except Su Qingyi! So Mei Changjun came to the Heavenly Sword Sect with a yin and yang flag, and shouted, "Su Qingyi, why did you delete my Moments!!"

Su Qingyi smiled slightly: "Spreading false information."

Mei Changjun choked, and then heard Qin Zichen's voice behind him: "Fellow Daoist Mei, I'm just about to find you."

When Mei Changjun turned around, he saw the silk scarf hanging on Qin Zichen's head. He pulled out his sword inch by inch, Mei Changjun changed his face on the spot, rushed in front of Su Qingyi, hugged Su Qingyi's thigh and said, "Sister, help!!"

Su Qingyi enjoyed Mei Changjun's feeling of admiration, so she smiled slightly.

"Call me sister."

"elder sister."

"Post a circle of friends."

"What circle of friends??"

"I admit that I spread false information. In fact, what I said just now is this person. Please change to Wuhuafu to contain the coffin."

Having said that, Su Qingyi also passed the picture of Lin Coffin to Mei Changjun. Mei Changjun looked at Su Qingyi with shock on his face. After a long time, he finally said, "My dear, I have never seen such a brazen person like you."

"I won the prize." Su Qingyi handed over with a smile. However, Mei Changjun's expression changed: "How can you have such a good-looking photo of my coffin?! Have you admired and secretly loved him for a long time?!!"

Qin Zichen suddenly raised his head.

"Qingyi," Qin Zichen said with a bit of sadness, "is it true that the feelings have faded, and it's just that Shuanger doesn't like Xie Hantan. You...you are...oh."

After saying that, Qin Zichen turned around and left, and Su Qingyi was stunned.

After a long time, Su Qingyi finally reacted.

"Don't!! Zichen, listen to my explanation!! Don't fly so fast!!!"

However, that person flew farther and farther and never looked back.

After a few days, everyone found that Daojun Ran Yan's circle of friends has become like this:

Every good day starts with loving your husband!

Husband is the most handsome! Husband is the best! There is no one more handsome than her husband in this world!

The number one beauty in the world of self-cultivation must be Daojun Jingyan, that's absolutely right! ! Xie Hantan doesn't have any competitiveness!

Peach Blossom Hantan (Xie Hantan): Master, does it hurt your conscience to say this?

Su Qingyi: Our little fairies have no conscience.

Qin Zichen: Why are you talking to Xie Hantan in the circle of friends?

Su Qingyi:  …

Qin Shuang: Uncle Xie is the most handsome! !

Qin Zichen: Qin Shuang, come back and do your homework! ! Did you finish the three-year simulation of the five-year big test? !

Xue Ziyu: Xiao Shuang has a lot of homework...

Lu Qingyi: Let's avenge the private revenge...

Lin Coffin: The Big Play