The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

The surface of Taihu Lake is sparkling and bright. In the vast clear water, the lotus leaves are endless and green, and the lotus flowers are red in the sun. When the breeze blows, the graceful lotus leaves are gently swaying, and the wide green lotus leaves are gently undulating, like flying skirts.

A small boat came from the shore and came to an area where lotus leaves were stacked. Lotus flowers were clustered among the jade-like lotus leaves, some pink, some white, some fully bloomed, and some in bud. The breeze blew over the water, and the lotus fragrance was elegant and fresh.

Sitting on the small boat, you can not only see the whole picture of Taihu Lake, see the sparkling and shimmering water surface, but also see the peaks and mountains in the distance. At the intersection of water and sky, colorful lights shine together, which is extremely gorgeous and dazzling.

The beauty of Taihu Lake lies in its integration of elegance and beauty with grandeur and magnificence. You can see the grandeur and magnificence in the delicate and soft beauty, but you can also see tenderness in the magnificence. This integration of grandeur and beauty is exactly the beauty of Taihu Lake.

There is a tall stool on the boat, and a fat fox with shiny fur, plump and fur lying on the upper half of it. It blinks its little eyes and looks at the scenery of Taihu Lake, and can't help indulging in this beautiful scenery.

The silver-haired fat fox is like a country bumpkin, staring at the scenery of Taihu Lake in a daze, full of daze, and even the big furry tail can't shake, it hangs stupidly behind it, falls under the stool, and the hair is shaken by the wind.

Opposite the high stool, at the other end of the boat, a man in a black robe leaned against the other side. The bright sunlight fell on him, making his black robe with silver patterns look as gorgeous as if it was glowing. His extremely handsome eyebrows and eyes were shining in the sunlight, and he looked more and more elegant, as if all the elegance in the sky was concentrated on him.

He was half leaning on one end of the boat in a casual and lazy posture, with his clothes half open on his chest and his long black hair loose. He hung one hand in the water, immersed in the cold water of Taihu Lake, and held a small jar of Fenjiu in the other hand. He was casual and unrestrained.

"0617, have you solidified into a statue?" Xuanyuan raised his head and raised his hand, and the jar of wine fell down, and the transparent and pure Fenjiu fell into his mouth.

Amber-colored wine poured down, and a few drops of wine splashed onto his jade-white neck and collarbone, making him look elegant and graceful with a bit of gorgeous color.

Awakened by Xuanyuan's words, 0617 shook his furry tail as if awakened from a dream, and stood up on the high stool. He opened his mouth to chant a few poems to praise the beauty of Taihu Lake, but found that he had no ink in his stomach, so he lowered his head in embarrassment.

After a light cough, 0617 spoke to cover up the previous embarrassment: "This lotus has a strong fragrance, and the lotus seeds must be delicious. Hmm, lotus seeds are as clear as water~" Finally, he managed to say something poetic.

"Puff..." Xuanyuan was drinking and couldn't help choking. He coughed lightly and smiled, full of amusement and speechlessness, "You thought about it for a long time with a serious face, and finally just cared about whether the lotus seeds were delicious?"

How could such a thing be done by 0617? He was not surprised at all, but felt it was natural. When 0617 stopped being stupid, he would worry whether 0617 had a problem with the data flow or the core component was burned out.

At this time, the boat just came to a graceful lotus flower emerging from the water. Xuanyuan raised his right hand, which was originally immersed in the water, and picked up the pink lotus flower that had fully bloomed, and then handed it to 0617.

The lotus pod in the center of this lotus flower is ripe and can be eaten. The lotus petals are stacked in white in the lotus powder, and the petals are as thin as cicada wings and delicate as jade carvings. The fragrance is overflowing and refreshing. The lotus pods in the flowers are full, like green jade carvings.

0617 stared at the lotus in Xuanyuan's slender jade-like hands with a fierce face. His dark eyes seemed to reveal some grief and indignation, like a poor little being abused: "Host, you did it on purpose, didn't you?"

Xuanyuan tilted his head in confusion, and a few drops of wine were stained on his thin pink lips, which were slightly moist, making him look more beautiful. He narrowed his narrow eyes and smiled faintly: "What did I do on purpose?"

Looking at Xuanyuan's innocent appearance, 0617 couldn't help but get angry. It hummed twice, stood on the high stool and stepped on its feet a few times, then raised its front paws with difficulty and waved them at Xuanyuan: "I only have two paws, how can I eat lotus seeds?"

Isn't this embarrassing the system? It's just a fox now, okay? Can't it embarrass a weak, helpless, and pitiful little fox like it for such a difficult task as picking lotus seeds? Where's the conscience?

Xuanyuan finally understood why 0617 suddenly got angry, and couldn't help but curl his lips and smile, his eyes were happy and his smile was pleasant: "Okay, okay, I get it, can't I pick it for you?"

He shook his head and chuckled, holding the lotus in front of him, and carefully picked the lotus pod with his slender fingers, without hurting the thin lotus petals next to the lotus pod. Xuanyuan placed the lotus beside the boat, picked the lotus seeds in the lotus pod, and placed them on the small table in the middle of the boat.

Watching the lotus seeds being peeled and placed on the small table, 0617 was satisfied and raised his fluffy tail and shook it, then he used his soft meat pad to support himself on the stool and jumped to the center of the boat.

There was a loud bang, and the small boat that was originally traveling at a steady and constant speed on the water swayed from side to side due to the heavy blow from 0617's jump. For a moment, it was unable to remain stable on the water, and instead seemed to tip over.

Even where 0617 landed, the boat made a squeaking sound, as if the piece of wood could no longer bear it and was about to break.

Xuan Yuan couldn't help but raise his forehead: "0617, can you have some self-awareness? Don't you know how heavy your secret position is?" This time they traveled to Taihu Lake, they did not rent a boat, but just picked a small boat, 0617 If you jump off like this, the boat will be strong even if it doesn't capsize.

0617 twisted its fat butt and walked up to the lotus seed, pretending not to understand what Xuan Yuan was saying. With a wave of its front paw, its sharp claws separated a thumb-sized, sapphire-like lotus seed in half, revealing the lotus heart inside. Come, the lotus seed skin has also cracked.

He directly picked up half a lotus seed with his paws, and after tearing off the skin, 0617 fed the sweet lotus seed into his mouth, narrowing his eyes as if enjoying it.

Click, click, click. After eating several lotus seeds in a row, 0617 slowed down. He was not as anxious as before, but could slowly enjoy the sweetness and sweetness of the lotus seeds. While nibbling the lotus seeds, he chatted with Xuan Yuan: "Host, we just don't care?"

At this time, Xuan Yuan was picking a lotus leaf from the lotus leaves all over the lake. He was holding the large lotus leaf high to block the bright sunlight pouring down. Hearing this, he squinted his eyes lazily and was wide-eyed. A faint smile appeared on the face covered by green lotus leaves.

"What does it matter?" Xuan Yuan's eyes were half-opened and half-closed, as if he couldn't open them. He chuckled and asked, with a hint of smile in his tone.

0617 paused and tilted his head to look at Xuan Yuan: "Of course it's about Yun Hanyao and the Lin family! She went to Lin Shiyun's contest to recruit a bride, and was chosen as the groom's official!"

"When we just left Gusu City, we heard that the wedding banquet has already been held. We just need the bride and groom to arrive before we can start the marriage ceremony!" 0617's tone was very broken, "What is this!"

Shaking the wine jar in his hand, he found that there was no wine in it. At that moment, Xuan Yuan shrugged boredly, raised his hand and threw the wine jar into the corner of the boat. Looking at 0617's explosive appearance, Xuan Yuan slowly He said quietly: "What a happy event."

"Isn't this one of the four great joys in life? It's a good thing." Xuan Yuan lazily continued the second half of the sentence, resting his chin on his hand with a lazy and indifferent expression, "Maybe Yun Hanyao just likes women? This is not the case either. Nothing is acceptable, it’s just human nature.”

0617 stared at Xuan Yuan speechlessly, and then murmured: "It's up to you, it has nothing to do with me anyway, I'm just a system."

Xuan Yuan shrugged and smiled lazily: "I'm just a host here for vacation."

So how the main plot is distorted has nothing to do with them.

Here Xuan Yuan and 0617 took a boat trip to Taihu Lake and felt that life was so beautiful. However, in the Lin Mansion in Suzhou City, Yun Hanyao felt that life was not beautiful at all.

"So, you just impulsively jumped to the fighting arena because of Millennium Ganoderma lucidum. You originally planned to pretend to be defeated and retreat, but you didn't expect that I would directly choose you as my husband?" Lin Shiyun's pretty face was frosty, her eyes were cold. A cold feeling appeared in his heart, and he gritted his teeth and looked at Yun Hanyao.

Yun Hanyao suppressed the expression on her face and nodded slightly: "That's it. I'm passing through Suzhou today and came to watch such a grand event. I didn't intend to participate in the young lady's contest to recruit a bride. If I offended, please ask Miss Lin." forgive."

She did not bluntly say that she was a woman, but she talked about her unintentional marriage with Lin Shiyun. After all, Lin Shiyun would not rush to marry someone she had no intention of marrying...right?