The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

"No, Grandpa, the chickens you raised are still small. Let them grow up." Xuan Yuan was silent and refused Grandpa Lu's offer to kill chickens to make chicken soup for him. "I just didn't pay attention to the weather before. It was a bit I had a cold, but the cold is gone now, and I am in good health, so I don’t need to take any more supplements.”

Grandpa Lu responded with a bit of disappointment. After stroking his white beard, he couldn't help but lower his head and glance regretfully at the tender yellow chicks that were still unconsciously spinning around his feet. He seemed to be regretting these chicks. Why does it grow so slowly? But he didn't want to think about it. These chicks had only been caught for a week, and they wouldn't grow up even if they took hormones.

However, after Grandpa Lu thought about it, he soon became more cheerful again. The chickens were still growing very fast, and they would be ready to be plucked and put into the pot by the time Xiao Xi returned from her summer vacation. When the time comes, bring these chickens into a bundle for Xiao Xi to take home. One chicken a day can replenish the body. This is fed by the farmer himself, and is different from the broiler chickens sold outside.

"Chirp...chirp..."

The bright yellow chicks that were surrounding Grandpa Lu on the grass looking for chicken feed were completely unaware of the malice surrounding them. They were chirping and looking for food in an innocent and ignorant manner. Each one devoted themselves to eating fatter, and then became Ingredients cooked by the host. They are really a bunch of cute little yellow chickens~

Grandpa Lu's house is said to be at the foot of the mountain, but in fact it is already on the edge of the mountain. Behind Grandpa Lu's farmhouse courtyard is a dense mountain forest. Although it is adjacent to the mountain, there is no need to worry too much about safety. Although the mountain is not small, it is There are no threats like wild beasts.

When Lu Chenxi came here every summer when he was a child, he liked to play in the forest behind Grandpa Lu's house the most. In fact, Lu Chenxi was quite naughty and playful when he was a child. He went up trees to dig out bird's nests and went down streams to catch fish. He also used He hoists the shrimps in the stream with a simple homemade boom, and even the earthworms he uses as bait are dug out by himself.

However, ever since he became fatter, he has never dared to climb a tree again. Firstly, his limbs have become fatter and his movements are less flexible. Secondly, he is afraid that the branches will not be able to support his weight and he will fall down after climbing up the tree. When he went down to the stream to catch fish, he was afraid that he would lose his balance in the water because he was too fat, so he didn't go down for a long time, even though the stream was only one meter and two meters deep.

Xuan Yuan originally wanted to tell Grandpa Lu and then go to the back mountain. Of course he wasn't going to play, but the reason Xuan Yuan chose this world was because he had a lot of things to do, and the tasks in this world were the easiest, giving him enough time to do what he wanted to do.

Before Xuan Yuan went to the back mountain, Father Lu's phone call came: "Xiao Xi, do you want to go to grandpa's house to spend the summer vacation? Can you wait for dad to send you there on Saturday? How about you alone? Even if you know the way to Grandpa’s house, Mom and Dad won’t worry!” After a pause, Dad Lu asked inquiringly, “You haven’t set off yet, have you?”

When he received his son's text message at the company, Father Lu was really shocked, because his usually well-behaved and obedient son actually kept silent and was ready to kill him first and then tell him the story later. The text messages Xuan Yuan sent to Father Lu and Mother Lu were exactly the same. They were edited as follows: I will go back to my hometown for the summer vacation and will be back when school starts.

Well, it’s so concise, clear, and brutally direct. He directly stated his plan without any reason or request. He was so shocked that Father Lu called him immediately after seeing the text message. He was afraid that his son had already left, not to mention that his hometown was not far away. He's five years old, how dare he go to the countryside alone?

"I'm already at my hometown now." In response to Dad Lu's inquiry, Xuan Yuan said in a very calm tone, "I had already left when I sent you the text message. Do you want to talk to grandpa?"

Dad Lu on the other end of the phone was a little confused. He nodded blankly and said, "Okay, then give the phone to Grandpa. I have a few words to say to Grandpa." He was shocked by Xuan Yuan's words. At first, He didn't react, but when he did, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat. This kid just ran back to his hometown alone without saying a word?

Although it only took two or three hours in the past, it didn't take much time, but if he hadn't driven him there, he would have had to change cars several times. He was really worried that something would happen to his son on the road, and he would wait until the phone was delivered. After hearing Grandpa Lu's familiar voice in Grandpa Lu's hands, Dad Lu breathed a sigh of relief.

In any case, I finally arrived at Grandpa Lu's house safely, and I don't have to worry about what happened to him on the road - although he may have already encountered it. However, Father Lu would never have thought that there was no road at all. Xuan Yuan didn't even spend a second from their home to Grandpa Lu's house. It was really difficult for ordinary people to do anything to Xuan Yuan on the road.

"Dad, please take care of Xiaoxi. This child is also the same. He didn't tell us in advance. He just left today. I just saw the text message just now. I was really anxious." Dad Lu was on the phone. Duan said, "Does Xiaoxi look okay? Is he recovered from the cold?"

Grandpa Lu replied in a loud voice: "I have recovered from the cold, but I look a lot thinner. I look like I am tired from studying and I don't eat well. Are you parents who abuse your children like this? Let me tell you, you can't Don’t bully my grandson where I can’t see him, I’m not done with you!”

"It's the same for you and your wife. I've already told you not to starve your children and don't tire them out. It's time to study. How can you not eat well and lose weight? Xiaoxi is fat, but she's just a little richer. This It's a good thing, you know? He will naturally lose weight when he grows taller. Why are you so anxious? Don't deny your child food in the future!"

Father Lu was so confused by Grandpa Lu's training that he didn't know where to refute or defend himself. In the conscience of heaven and earth, the couple never thought that their son was too fat. It was all caused by hormones, and it was not because their Xiao Xi was too lazy to eat. For the sake of their son's health, they never let Xiao Xi go on a diet.

Although they once wanted Lu Chenxi to lose weight through exercise, because junior high school studies were not easy and the child's mother was reluctant to let go, the matter was shelved. Father Lu, who was scolded by his biological father, began to think that he might not be his biological child...

However, compared to being slandered by his own father and refusing to feed his son, Father Lu is more concerned about things: "Dad, you said Xiaoxi has lost weight? Didn't you just see Xiaoxi a month ago? He has also lost weight this month. I haven’t lost much weight. Did you see it wrong?” Although Lu Chenxi caught a cold after the high school entrance examination, she really didn’t lose much weight.

A month ago, Grandpa Lu sent the old hens and baskets of local eggs he had raised to the city. If not, the people fighting for food at Grandpa Lu's house now would not be just a group of tender yellow chickens, but a group of them. Adult chicken.

"I've lost so much weight, I've lost a lot of weight!" Grandpa Lu said seriously, "I don't have presbyopia."

Father Lu: "Then let Xiao Xi make a video call to me and let me see what he looks like now." He was a little suspicious that it was Grandpa Lu who loved his grandson so much that he had the idea that his grandson had lost weight. However, after all, he cared about his son very much. , he felt that he still needed to take a look to feel reassured.

Grandpa Lu held up his cell phone and looked around. He couldn't see Xuan Yuan anywhere, so he said to Dad Lu on the other end of the phone: "Xiao Xi went to play in the back mountain and I don't want to answer your call." He snorted, feeling full. He was angry, "I think it's because you didn't take good care of the child. The child didn't want to talk to you when he was sad. I'm going to teach you a lesson next time you come."

Dad Lu: I feel aggrieved, but I don’t know what to say.

"Okay, okay, I will take good care of Xiaoxi. The phone has hung up." Grandpa Lu didn't have time to continue chatting with Dad Lu. When his grandson came, he had to prepare some nutritious things for him. Body.

Dad Lu quickly said on the other end of the phone: "Dad, let's go see you this weekend. Have you finished the tea you brought back last time? Why don't I give it to you again... Dudu, Dudu..." Sadly, , before Father Lu finished speaking, Grandpa Lu hung up the phone directly and gave a profound explanation of what it means to not dislike the most, but to dislike even more.

On the weekend of the following week, Lu's father and mother Lu returned to their hometown with all their baggage. After discovering that Lu Chenxi had indeed lost a lot of weight, the two of them thought that he was just wandering around in the mountains, and they said that he was indeed more well-fed in the countryside. People didn't doubt anything, after all, Xuan Yuan only used the power of life to wash away his body once. Father Lu and Mother Lu both supported Lu Chenxi to stay in his hometown, and Xuan Yuan successfully stayed in the countryside.

In this way, Xuan Yuan lived a leisurely life of going to the mountains every day to cultivate immortality. Basically, he has visited the mountain behind Grandpa Lu's house. Not to mention, Xuanyuan doesn't just wander around. Although there are no wild animals in this mountain, there are actually a lot of wild ginseng growing there. Xuanyuan is Although he didn't like the quality of these wild ginseng, making tea and wine for Grandpa Lu was very nourishing for the body, so he took them all back.

In the blink of an eye, more than a month has passed. During this period, Xuan Yuan has used the power of life to wash away Lu Chenxi's body six times. Including the first time, the total is seven times. He has lost almost eighty or ninety pounds. , has also grown a bit taller, and is now close to 1.7 meters tall and weighs about 140. He no longer looks like a ball.

Although he is still a little chubby, it is obvious that as long as Xuan Yuan uses the power of life to wash away one or two more times, he will definitely be able to slim down to a normal body shape and become a young man with slender limbs and dexterity.

There is a small stream behind Grandpa Lu's house. Every time he uses the power of living things to cleanse his muscles and cut his marrow and gets covered in black sweat, Xuan Yuan would take a bath here, and it was the same today.

Xuan Yuan soaked in the middle of the stream and injected a wisp of green life force into his body. This time, Lu Chenxi's body must have been conditioned to the extreme. After washing away all the impurities, there was still a little bit of the life force left. It rushed to the head, and the originally short hair grew crazy. When the power of life was exhausted, Xuan Yuan was already covered with thick black hair.

When Xuan Yuan continued to take a bath without paying attention, a young, childlike, but very clear and pleasant male voice suddenly came from behind: "I, I, I... I didn't mean to peek at you washing, then. ,That...I, I, I, I will be responsible!"