The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

"He, he's a monster!" Xie Tian stared with burning eyes at the big white-fronted tiger with its head lowered and devouring its food. Even though its exposed teeth were so sharp, even though the big tiger was so close to her, yet With her longing and desire for monsters, she didn't even feel afraid.

Of course, the reason why Xie Tian was so calm and unafraid of this majestic giant tiger could not be ruled out because the white tiger was desperately trying to shove its big head into the rice bucket, as if he wanted to eat enough even if he died.

"Well, it is a white tiger spirit with almost three hundred years of Taoism." Xuan Yuan nodded slightly, confirming Xie Tian's guess. He glanced sideways at the white tiger who was desperately trying to stuff his head into the rice bucket, but because the tiger's head was too big after transforming into his original form, he couldn't push it in and could only roll the rice with his tongue. He couldn't help but feel a little speechless.

Why is this white tiger spirit so stupid? Xie Tian has always been pampered and has never come into contact with things used by servants, but Xuan Yuan's spiritual consciousness envelopes the entire Xie Mansion, so he naturally knows that the rice bucket that the white tiger spirit is holding on to is the wooden bucket used to store rice and vegetables in the servants' room of Xie Mansion. .

Looking at the situation, I'm afraid that when Xuan Yuan asked Chang Sui to go to the servants' room to bring the white tiger spirit over, he might still be reluctant. I guess it was because although the food served in the servant's room was not a delicacy, it still contained enough vegetables and meat to satisfy one's needs, so he was willing to stay in the servant's room to eat and drink.

"This white tiger is happy with the situation." Xuan Yuan finally shook his head and chuckled. He sighed and didn't know whether it was ridicule or helplessness. He stopped looking at the embarrassing white tiger spirit and pointed to the parked car behind him. The bullock cart was in front of him, a smile appeared on his handsome face, "What do you think that is?"

Xie Tian's eyes reluctantly moved away from the white tiger, which was lying on the ground with its butt stuck out and eating, and fell on the wild beasts behind the white tiger. Her eyes passed over the wild deer with ordinary patterns. She saw foxes and pangolins. , Zhang Zi couldn't help but blinked and asked hesitantly: "Are they all monsters?"

You can't blame Xie Tian for hesitating. After all, the white tiger spirit showed Xie Tian the magical ability to transform directly from a strong man into a big white tiger with stripes. But these other monsters are not like the wild deer spirits hanging around their necks. The reins are held on an ox cart, and they are locked in a cage and staged crying behind bars. This really does not look like a monster, but more like prey.

Xuan Yuan responded noncommittally and said casually: "Look at that red fox. The fur is pretty good, fluffy and thick, and the color is bright. Do you want it? Isn't it almost winter now? Whether this piece of skin is used as a scarf The shawl is pretty good too.”

After hearing Xuan Yuan's suggestion, Xie Tian blurted out: "Fox? Brother, I like white fox fur, not red fox fur, and my mother has given me a lot of fur this year."

After blurting out the above words, Xie Tian pursed his lips in embarrassment, showed a shy and sweet smile, lowered his head and said: "Well, I, I mean, this fox is also a monster, and it is also a legendary one. Vixen, it would be too wasteful to just kill them to make leather. Our family is not short of leather, brother, don’t you think so?”

The red gun in the cage exploded the fluffy and thick fox fur, and exploded itself into a red fox fur ball. Not only did it explode, but it couldn't help but tremble. She didn't expect it. Wrong, Xuan Yuan brought her back just to skin her!

Fortunately, fortunately, fortunately, she is a red fox, not the white fox that Xie Tian likes, otherwise her life will really be at an end. Hong Xiu really never thought that one day she would have to rely on the disgust of others to save her life. Really It’s so sad QAQ

"Brother, where did you catch these monsters? Don't monsters know magic? How could you catch them so easily?" After Xie Tian confirmed that all the animals in the small yard were monsters, After the surprise, I couldn't help but ask with a little surprise and confusion.

Xuan Yuan lowered his eyes and glanced at her, then opened his eyes without blinking and told lies: "I didn't catch these, the monks from Tianshi Taoist Temple went to Qishan to catch them. These monsters have been banned by the Taoist priests from Tianshi Taoist Temple. I can’t resist, there is no danger, you don’t have to worry.”

With that said, Xuan Yuan explained to Xie Tian why these monsters were captured. He mentioned that Chen Lansheng, a member of the imperial examination committee, was exposed for cheating before the imperial examination some time ago, and pointed out Chen Lansheng's cheating method. He relies on monsters to steal test papers and questions for him.

Although Prime Minister Xie and Mrs. Xie were examining candidates to be Xie Tian's husband, they could not inform Xie Tian of the candidates before they decided. Therefore, Xie Tian had no reaction at all when he heard the name Chen Lansheng. He was just curious about the monster. How could he help Chen Lansheng?

When she learned that the reason why these monsters helped Chen Lansheng was that Chen Lansheng was in love with a banshee and was committed to life, Xie Tian couldn't help showing a look that was both enlightened and frowning. She let out a long sigh of relief. I couldn't help but whisper: "When I was reading the storybook, I was moved by the love stories between monsters and monsters in the novels. I thought they were really touching. But..."

There was a bit of shame in the picturesque eyebrows. Xie Tian lowered his eyes, and his long and thick eyelashes fell down, casting a shadow on his eyelids: "But when I personally watched this kind of love between men and monsters, I, I …I just found out that I am Ye Gong Haolong. I really can’t be moved, I just feel creepy.”

Xie Tian couldn't help sighing in frustration, feeling that he was really ridiculous. He usually talked about the deep love between human beings and monsters recorded in the novels about monsters, and was moved, obsessed, yearned for, and even had self-centered expectations for their love experiences. However, this kind of thing is really It happened around her, and she didn't feel moved at all.

It seems that she is indeed Ye Gong's lover. She may have been alone at home for a long time, so she is so pretentious...

"Phew...I was really shallow before." Xie Tian breathed a sigh of relief and admitted frankly that the reason why she was moved by the love between shemales before was just because she had little experience, and it was just because she was too naive and pretentious. , she just listens to these things as unrealistic stories, but when she actually encounters them, she may not be so moved.

However, although Xie Tian feels a little awkward about the love between humans and monsters, Xie Tian is just no longer moved and obsessed with it. It does not mean that she is not curious about the mysterious existence of monsters. She is still very curious about monsters, but I no longer yearn for that shemale love.

The main reason is that Xie Tian has just met the White Tiger Spirit, and having a mysterious love affair with a tiger is really not in line with the fantasy of romantic love for a girl of her age!

As a girl obsessed with legends of monsters and monsters, and full of romantic fantasies about these supernatural beings, the appearance of these monsters stirred up Xie Tian's mind, and she made some omissions because of the excitement in her heart. However, she was very smart, and she immediately reacted: "That's not right. ah!"

Turning to look at Xuan Yuan, Xie Tian frowned slightly, with a bit of confusion in his beautiful and elegant eyebrows, and asked hesitantly: "Since these monsters were caught by Taoist priests from Tianshi Taoist Temple, why did you let me, brother, capture them?" Bring it back to the Xie family?”

After the joy and joy of seeing the monster faded, Xie Tian quickly started to think rationally. She did not look at the white tiger that was stupidly and reluctantly licking the empty rice bucket, nor did she look at the other monsters. , instead he frowned and looked at Xuan Yuan, and couldn't help but pout: "Brother, are you hiding something from me?"

Although both Prime Minister Xie and Madam Xie love Xie Tian very much, because Prime Minister Xie and Madam Xie are childhood sweethearts, and the young couple supported them side by side all the way to this point, they sing harmoniously and have a great relationship. There are quite a few, so Xie Zhan and Xie Tian, ​​a pair of poor, unloved little people (...) can only get together to keep each other warm.

Xie Tian is still closer to Xie Zhan, which is why she dare not speak frankly to her parents about some of her inner thoughts, but is willing to speak frankly in front of her brother. She will only express such little willfulness and arrogance in front of her brother Xie Zhan Expressed: "Tell the truth, why did you bring these monsters back so easily? What are you hiding from me?"

Facts have proved that once you tell a lie, you need a second or third lie to make it right. Xuan Yuan pressed his eyebrows, sighed with a little helplessness in his tone, and said half truthfully: "Actually, I found out about Chen Lansheng’s cheating because recently I suddenly found that I could see monsters and ghosts.”

Xie Tian was dumbfounded, screamed and rushed over to grab Xuan Yuan's arm: "Brother, are you okay? How, how can you suddenly see things like monsters and ghosts? Even the yin and yang eyes in monster novels are born with them. Huh?" She grabbed Xuan Yuan's arm with both hands, worry evident in her expression.

Compared with the mysterious world that fascinates her, Xie Tian is more worried about whether something unexpected happened to her brother who can suddenly see monsters and monsters, and whether he will be injured as a result.

He reached out his right hand and rubbed Xie Tian's head, messing up her complicated hair with a red hairpin. Xuan Yuan put his index finger on her forehead and pushed her away, saying with a faint smile: "Don't worry, I'm fine. It’s just that we occasionally see ghosts and ghosts, it’s not a big deal.”

"In short, because I am very talented in this area, Master Tianxuan of the Tianshi Taoist sect hopes to accept me as his disciple. It just so happens that you want to see monsters, so I asked him for the right to use these monsters. Anyway, the Celestial Master Taoist Sect doesn’t pay attention to these little monsters.”

Xie Tian snorted, looked Xuan Yuan up and down, and suddenly hesitated and said: "Brother, you won't agree to be a Taoist priest, will you? Why do I remember that you are not a Taoist?" Her brother is not an orthodox Confucian disciple. , are you the one who doesn’t talk all day long and has strange powers and confusion?

His eyes lit up, and Xie Tian suddenly understood. He clapped his hands and said, "I understand, because you have the gift of Yin and Yang eyes, brother, so Master Tianxuan wants to accept him as his disciple, but brother, you are a Confucian disciple, so you will definitely not agree. , so in order to please my brother, the Tianshi Taoist sect agreed with you to bring these monsters back to the Xie family, right?"

"Am I right?" Xie Tian raised his delicate and graceful chin and asked with a proud smile.

Xuan Yuan chuckled: I just listened to you talking nonsense.