The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

"Mr. Fang Wenlin, good morning, a new day has begun. I wish you a happy day and always smile."

"It is now 5:30 in the morning on September 1st. Today the weather is sunny, the temperature is suitable, the clouds are high and the air is fresh. It is the best day this week. The ancients said: The day's plan begins in the morning, and today is also the day you want to A day of hard work. Please get up and wash up as soon as possible, Mr. Fang Wenlin, and rush to the playground for morning exercises."

In late summer and early autumn, it still gets bright very early, and it's already dark at half past five in the morning. However, in the sports school dormitory, every dormitory is still quiet and silent. At this time, everyone is still immersed in sleep, and few people get up.

In a dark bedroom with the curtains tightly drawn to prevent any sunlight from entering, Fang Wenlin, who was sleeping soundly and still dreaming on the bed by the window, suddenly heard a series of mechanical and stereotyped sounds in his dream. It made him frown unhappily and turn over on the bed.

Who would be so unethical as to make a noise right next to someone’s ear so early in the morning? It's really annoying and disruptive to my sleep.

Tang Wenlin cursed a few words in his dream, turned over and faced the wall, hunched his body slightly, and fell asleep again. He had no intention of waking up from his dream, and instead slept soundly. ,Envy.

"I repeat, Mr. Fang Wenlin, it's time for you to get up and do your morning exercises today. Time is worth money, and time is hard to buy. Please cherish your time, work hard, and don't slack off, Mr. Fang Wenlin."

"It is now 5:35 a.m., and the third and final reminder will be given in five minutes. If Mr. Fang Wenlin still does not respond, Intelligent Brain will forcibly 'help' you get up for morning exercises."

The mechanical and stereotyped voice once again disturbed Fang Wenlin, who was immersed in sleep. This time Zhi Nao's words were a bit more tough and dangerous. However, this did not have much effect, because he was tired and just wanted to breathe. As for Fang Wenlin, who was asleep, he didn't hear the danger hidden in Zhinao's voice at all.

He endured and rejected Zhinao's words as if they were noise. After enduring the noise from Zhinao, Fang Wenlin tilted his head and shrank back into the bed, falling into a warm dream again, too lazy to pay attention to the constantly noisy Zhinao. brain.

As for the threats Zhinao said, he didn't remember them at all. Facts have proven that ignoring other people's words and not taking them seriously will pay a heavy price.

five minutes later. The screen on the black starry sky watch that Fang Wenlin placed next to his pillow lit up for the third time, and a line of text appeared on it silently:

"The third reminder node has been reached. It is confirmed that Mr. Fang Wenlin still has no intention of getting up for morning exercise. Implementation plan one: mandatory first-level electric shock to 'help' Mr. Fang Wenlin get up. Plan is ready to be implemented, three, two, one!"

When the countdown ended, Fang Wenlin, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly felt a tingling and itching sensation all over his body, just like the feeling he had when his fingers were accidentally shocked when he was a child. However, the shock was weak at that time and only affected his fingers. Now the numb, painful, stinging and itchy electric shock feeling was all over his body.

His whole body felt like being pricked by needles, and the pain was accompanied by a paralysis that made people unable to help but spasm. This pain made Fang Wenlin immediately wake up from his sweet sleep. Tortured by the electric shock, Fang Wenlin's conditioned reflexes He opened his mouth and said: "It hurts...wuwuwu..."

Fang Wenlin, who had originally planned to cry out in pain, had just opened his mouth when he felt a force covering his mouth. He was completely unable to cry out the heart-rending cry of pain and could only make a few extremely vague sounds. Whining sound.

"Mr. Fang Wenlin, your three roommates are still immersed in sleep. As a friendly and polite boy, you should not disturb their rest by shouting at this time." The voice of the intelligent brain machine echoed in Fang Wenlin's mind. , so said. At the same time, after confirming that Fang Wenlin was sober, it stopped the electric shock.

Fang Wenlin, who curled up and fell asleep facing the wall, had black lines all over his head. There were faint sparks of anger in his eyes and he sat up from the bed: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" Since you know that others are resting and cannot be disturbed, why do you use electric shocks like this? Are you forcing me to wake up? Don't you know it hurts? !

Fang Wenlin: I am also sleeping and resting. Why can you be so cruel and ruthless and use this method to torture me into getting up? I'm still a child!

Because his mouth was covered tightly, the volume of the whimpers that evolved when Fang Wenlin cried out in pain was very small, suppressed around the upper bunk where he slept, and did not disturb the other three roommates in the dormitory. Until now, the three of them You can still immerse yourself in your sweet dreams without being disturbed.

"Mr. Fang Wenlin, congratulations. You successfully overcame the difficulties and woke up at 5:40 in the morning." The mechanical and waveless voice of the brain sounded directly in Fang Wenlin's mind, but he directly ignored Fang Wenlin's question. "Please wash up as soon as possible and arrive at the playground before six o'clock in the morning."

"If Mr. Fang Wenlin still fails to arrive at the playground after that time, it will be considered a mission failure and you will be punished."

Fang Wenlin, who had just been punished by electric shock, did not want to try the feeling of being punished for the second time in a short period of time. Who knew what kind of tricks this intelligence brain could do? He felt that he was like a yellow cabbage in the ground, under the lustful power of the intelligence brain. I can only swallow my anger and tremble.

Putting on his watch and changing into sportswear, Fang Wenlin quietly opened the mosquito net and got out of bed to wash up. At this time, the intelligent brain no longer covered his mouth, but since he could communicate directly in his mind, there was no need to talk to disturb his roommate who was still sleeping.

Fang Wenlin brushed his teeth in front of the sink in the bathroom, and with a mouth full of foam, he questioned in his heart: "Don't think that you are very polite just because you add a Mr. to every sentence when you call me! Only a truly polite person would not use electric shock to wake people up."

The intelligent brain said coldly and directly: "If you don't do this, Mr. Fang Wenlin, you can't get up. Moreover, before using the punishment method, the intelligent brain has reminded you twice, but you didn't respond and didn't object. It can be seen that you don't reject it, so the intelligent brain boldly acts."

Fang Wenlin choked and was almost shocked by the white mouthful of Choking on the toothpaste foam, he asked in silence, "What kind of bandit logic is this?"

"This is the logic of the intelligent brain, it works perfectly, there is no problem." The intelligent brain replied again coldly and ruthlessly, "I will remind you again, there are still fifteen minutes to six o'clock, please rush to the playground as soon as possible within the limited time. If you fail to arrive on time, you will receive the second punishment."

Fang Wenlin wailed, but because he didn't want to be punished by the cold and ruthless and unreasonable intelligent brain for the second time, he had to speed up, and finally arrived at the empty school playground at 5:57.

The early morning in late summer has lost its boring dryness, but the temperature is not too low to make people feel cold. At this time, the sky is just dawn, and a little light is revealed. The air is fresh and pleasant, refreshing and clean, which makes people feel relaxed and happy.

However, no matter how beautiful the morning was, it could not hide the fact that the entire playground was empty. There was no one except Fang Wenlin who was forcibly woken up by the intelligent brain. It was so miserable that Fang Wenlin couldn't help crying.

"Please start morning exercises, Mr. Fang Wenlin." The intelligent brain did not understand Fang Wenlin's mood like the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves, and continued to stick to his post and supervise Fang Wenlin, "For your goals and dreams, please start to fight."

Hearing this, Fang Wenlin finally couldn't help muttering: "This is not my dream and goal." Although he did have a little bit of desire to be a hero who won glory for the country, it was just a thought. He never thought that one day he would realize it.

He admitted that he was lazy, a social scum who had no goals and just wanted to get by. But please let him continue to be a salted fish. Such a vigorous life full of dreams and goals is not suitable for him. He is suitable for a life of eating and sleeping all day long.

The intelligent brain fell silent, as if it was shocked by Fang Wenlin who did not seek to make progress, and was speechless for a while. Just when Fang Wenlin was proud, the intelligent brain suddenly spoke: "The search was successful. Fang Wenlin's biggest desire at present has been found: I hope the master will leave and return the body to Tang Shenghan."

"If you want to achieve this desire, you should work hard."

"According to the intelligent brain's understanding of the master, he will not choose to stay in one world for a long time. As a key link in Tang Shenghan's wish to stay, as long as you show tenacious determination and achieve certain achievements - such as obtaining a city-level track and field team, the master will determine that the task is completed and leave here."

Standing blankly at the edge of the playground, Fang Wenlin, who was originally "dead and hopeless", gradually brightened his eyes: "You mean, as long as I show special perseverance and hard work, and achieve certain achievements, the person who replaces Tang Shenghan to complete the task will leave?"

"Yes, according to the intelligent brain's search and analysis, the master does not miss anything in the task world. When the task is completed, he will definitely choose to leave immediately." The tone of the intelligent brain is still cold, but at this time Fang Wenlin heard it like the sound of nature.

He couldn't help but fantasize in his mind. As long as he showed perseverance and made certain achievements, the person who replaced Tang Shenghan would leave. After he left, not only would Tang Shenghan be able to come back, but the annoying intelligent brain would also leave.

Humph, as soon as the host and the intelligent brain left, he would immediately go to discuss with Tang Shenghan and stop being an athlete. By then, wouldn't it be that, oh, the sky is high and the birds fly, the sea is wide and the fish jump?

After happily fantasizing about the future, Fang Wenlin still retained some vigilance and asked again: "You didn't lie to me, did you?"

"Intelligent brains don't lie."

Fang Wenlin finally put his mind at ease.