The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

Tong Yiyi readily agreed to Xiao Shenghan's invitation, but she said a little embarrassedly: "I actually have a lot of things to buy, not just food or something. In fact, because I just moved here, I need to re-purchase a lot of things. I have always wanted to go to a large supermarket to buy."

Because she was invited by the X station program team to record a program shortly after moving here, Tong Yiyi didn't have much time to tidy up her new home. In fact, although her new home is tidy enough to be seen by others, it is still very messy. At least she has stopped recording food videos for a long time because it is really inconvenient to record.

When she moved here, in order to facilitate the move, Tong Yiyi gave up many things that could be bought anywhere and didn't need to be moved here specially, which led to the need to buy many things in her home repeatedly. After she moved here, she was always busy and didn't have much time to buy anything.

"Because I have a lot of things to buy, I may not be able to go shopping with you." Tong Yiyi said, as a precaution, "I have a lot of things to buy. If you are in a hurry to come back to cook, you don't have to wait for me."

Xiao Shenghan didn't care, just waved his hand and said: "It's nothing, what do you want to buy, I can help you with reference and help you choose, in fact, this is just by the way, it's nothing, don't feel embarrassed."

His tone was a bit dry, and at the end he seemed to be a little worried that Tong Yiyi would guess his intentions and feel uncomfortable and try to alienate him and stay away from him. Xiao Shenghan still felt that his attitude was not frank enough and added: "It's just by the way, it's really nothing."

However, little did he know that there is a kind of behavior called trying to cover up, and there is a kind of rhetoric called the more you describe, the more black it is. The more Xiao Shenghan claimed that he was just by the way and not on purpose, the more people could see his real purpose. At least Tong Yiyi knew it very well and couldn't help but sighed softly in her heart.

She admitted that she felt very happy and a little vain in the face of Xiao Shenghan's flattery, but more of it was embarrassment and awkwardness. Because she and Xiao Shenghan really didn't know each other for a long time, and their relationship was not close, so Xiao Shenghan was so enthusiastic about her, but she felt a sense of unreality.

However, in fact, Tong Yiyi's feeling was correct. Sometimes women's sixth sense is still very sharp. Indeed, at this time, Xiao Shenghan didn't really like Tong Yiyi - it wasn't the kind of strong, sincere, love and love for lovers, but just purely male courtship behavior.

In other words, if it wasn't Tong Yiyi who moved to Xiao Shenghan's neighborhood, but another sweet and lovely girl, Xiao Shenghan would also be so flattering and so intimate. This doesn't mean that Xiao Shenghan's feelings for Tong Yiyi are fake, but at this state, he is still in a state of "lust for beauty".

To put it bluntly, it is just the conditioned pursuit and flattery of the otaku after seeing the beautiful girl. Maybe he really flatters her sincerely, and what he does is also very thoughtful. However, this kind of flattery is utilitarian, and it is also feasible for someone else.

So far, Xiao Shenghan's affection for Tong Yiyi has not evolved to the point where he really likes her sincerely, so Tong Yiyi feels that Xiao Shenghan's flattery is too frivolous and not sincere enough. Sometimes girls are very sensitive. Obviously, Xiao Shenghan in this state cannot win Tong Yiyi's heart.

After all, he is just "flirting" now-although the means are clumsy, the intentions are very simple, and a lot of energy is spent, but the focus is still on flirting, not heart. Just "seeing the beauty" but without sincere pursuit may make girls feel vain and good, but it will never make them move.

Xuan Yuan watched coldly for a while and found that Xiao Shenghan said that he liked Tong Yiyi and tried to please her, but in fact, he just saw that the beautiful girl was a little unable to walk, so he snorted with some sneer. He dared to guarantee that when Xiao Shenghan really got the hang of it and fell in love with Tong Yiyi in the future, he would regret what he was doing now.

This is the so-called flirting with girls is fun for a while, but chasing your wife is a funeral. Xiao Shenghan now only treats Tong Yiyi as an ordinary cute girl to please her and play the routine of flirting with girls. When he really likes Tong Yiyi, he will find that by then his image in Tong Yiyi's mind has become a careless pursuer + blind flirting, and he will have a headache.

Really, he deserves it.

Seeing Xiao Shenghan blocking his own road, Xuan Yuan lay on the horizontal board of the cart and lazily shook his tail. He felt that it was really boring to be like Xiao Shenghan. Are those illusory and illusory feelings so important?

Beauty is nothing but dry bones, love and hate are nothing but illusions. In front of the great way and the truth, these are nothing but illusory and ethereal things. When time passes, all of this will disappear, leaving no trace or mark, and it will be nothing in the end.

If you have time to spend on thinking about some messy entanglements and problems such as "he loves her, she loves him, he doesn't love her but loves her, she loves him but marries him", it is better to pursue the truth of heaven and earth and the eternity of the great way.

They are born as human beings, their lives are fragile and short. If they can have strong strength and long life through hard work, appreciate and understand the truth of heaven and earth, become close to the great way, higher than the great way, and above all things, then they will not be in vain to come to this world.

It cannot be said that people are born in this world just to find one or several people to fall in love with "he loves her, she loves him, he doesn't love her, and she doesn't love him but marries him", and then get married and have children. , raise your son and daughter, and then watch them fall in love like this...

That's so boring.

However, despite being incomprehensible, Xuan Yuan would not deny their pursuit, let alone stop or interfere with them. He decided to understand them, and they could do as they liked - and he had nothing to do with them anyway. what relationship.

There is a large supermarket not far from the residential area where Xiao Shenghan and Tong Yiyi live. The two of them were shopping and walked to the home area. Tong Yiyi said that she wanted to buy a new four-piece set and some other small things, so she went into the furniture area. While walking around in the area, Xiao Shenghan was too embarrassed to follow her to help her refer to this kind of home furnishings, so she planned to wander around in other areas.

Originally planning to look at pillow towels and other items on the outer row of shelves in the home area, Xiao Shenghan suddenly remembered something and suddenly lowered his head and looked at Xuan Yuan who was lying on the side of the trolley, and whispered: "That's not right, Your Majesty. You haven’t answered the question I asked you before!”

"Didn't you say before that you don't have any other super-fantasy abilities besides being able to talk to me? Then what happened to the silver-colored air blade that you almost hit me just now?" Xiao Shenghan said that he must ask To ask this question, you must know what horrifying skills His Majesty has mastered.

Opening his eyes, Xuan Yuan raised his head and glanced at Xiao Shenghan lazily, and said nonchalantly and calmly: "I didn't lie to you. When I confessed to you, I could only talk to you, but later, I naturally I learned a lot of skills.”

Xiao Shenghan: ...your answer is full of flaws, but it feels like there is nowhere to complain.

Xiao Shenghan didn't react or express anything, so Xuan Yuan accepted it silently, then continued with a good attitude and answered all questions: "As for the one you mentioned is called the Space Blade, it's not very powerful, so you don't have to worry."

"...I believe you are evil." Xiao Shenghan said with disbelief written all over his face: "It's not very powerful, are you kidding me? I almost had a heart attack from the fright, and now I feel goosebumps just thinking about it. All in one."

"That's because you are cowardly. The space blade's aggressiveness is very low. It can only open a can at most." Xuan Yuan said calmly, as if what he said was true. "You don't have to worry. As long as you don't talk mean, I will I won’t use the space blade to cut you.”

Xiao Shenghan was not stupid this time, he reacted very quickly, and his tone suddenly became dangerous: "So you admit it, I ran to the cat room to find you before, and I was almost hit by the space blade. It was not because I didn't knock on your door. Your hands slipped because you were frightened, but you did it on purpose?”

"Otherwise, what do you think?" He tilted his round face, twitched his pointed ears, and glanced at Xiao Shenghan with his golden, round cat eyes. Xuan Yuan's attitude was very natural and calm, and there was nothing wrong with it. Feeling guilty after being caught, "If I really have to take action, I won't let my hands slip."

Xiao Shenghan couldn't help but shuddered, and suddenly he felt a little scared. Looking at Xuan Yuan, he felt a little strange, with a slight alienation in his eyes: "...You say this, it makes people very scared. "Although it was a joke, Xiao Shenghan's voice couldn't help but tremble when he spoke.

Only now did he clearly realize that the cat master and the cat demon master were really two completely different experiences. At least now, he feels that his cat owner is particularly dangerous, giving him a strange feeling.

Xuan Yuan laughed, his cat eyes narrowed slightly, and he was not angry at Xiao Shenghan's alienation. He just smiled lightly and said, "Don't worry, I won't hurt you. This is my promise."