The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

"Hey!" Tong Yiyi suddenly exclaimed, with strong joy and disbelief.

At this time, Xiao Shenghan and Tong Yiyi had just watched the variety show "Cute Pets Rush" together. Tong Yiyi grabbed her phone and browsed Station X. She didn't know what she saw, but she was so surprised and surprised. and happy.

"What's wrong, something good happened to you?" Seeing Tong Yiyi smiling so hard that her eyes were as crescent-shaped, and the corners of her mouth were curled up in a smile so happy that there seemed to be bright stars shining in her eyes, making her look even more beautiful and moving, Xiao Shenghan's heart moved, Couldn't help but ask softly.

Tong Yiyi's beautiful and lovely face was full of Fazi's happy smile. She was obviously really happy. She smiled and said: "I just checked the number of my fans and found that it has increased to almost 200,000 fans. Although I also know that these fans are attracted by the show and will not last long, but there are always some who can stay.”

Tong Yiyi is the blogger and UP owner of Station They are all sources of income – don’t think talking about money is tacky.

Xiao Shenghan understands this point very well. In fact, there are UPs and illustrators who work for love, but they are either students who have not yet entered the society, or they have other jobs and regard this as a hobby without any hope of this. Make ends meet. For people who make this a career and make a living, this is their career.

"This is a good thing!" A smile broke out on Xiao Shenghan's face, and he echoed in a cheerful tone, "Today is the premiere, and so many fans are paying attention. I believe that the number of fans will definitely increase even more in a week. , which is really a good thing.”

Tong Yiyi's slightly baby-fat cheeks blushed with excitement. She nodded repeatedly and said with a smile: "Even if only less than one tenth of the fans who came to pay attention because of the show remain, I still make a profit." Yes, at my current point, my fan base has been very slow. After all, there are only so many resources in the food industry.”

"Would you like to check out your Weibo?" Tong Yiyi asked again, "The program team has also forwarded your Weibo. I think as long as you post photos of His Majesty on Weibo, many people will pay attention. Or, you can also register an account on Station X and upload your own videos and photos of His Majesty.”

Xiao Shenghan hesitated: "Would this be very troublesome? You know, if I take on a lot of work, I'm afraid I won't have so much time to record videos or edit anything. And I don't know much about this aspect."

Tong Yiyi shook her head slightly: "If you just focus on cute pets, you don't need to edit anything, and you don't need good camera equipment. You can just use your mobile phone to take pictures, because the focus of cute pets is still on the pets. If you want ,I can teach you."

If nothing Tong Yiyi said earlier moved Xiao Shenghan, then this sentence really moved him. If Tong Yiyi taught him, wouldn't it be possible for them and him to take the opportunity to have more contact with Tong Yiyi? After thinking about this, Xiao Shenghan's eyes lit up.

For Xuan Yuan, today is another afternoon where he has just finished studying the meaning of space and can rest comfortably. Today is a rare good weather. The sun is warm and golden. The curtains on the large windows in the cat room are opened. Let the warm and warm sunshine shine in, turning the whole place into a golden color and warmth.

The sunlight filled the entire room, falling on every place with great warmth, spreading light and warmth. Xuan Yuan, who had just spent a lot of effort, lay lazily on the middle floor of the cat climbing frame. He was completely enveloped by the warm, golden but not dazzling sunlight, which made the fur on his body feel warm and very warm. Comfortable.

Lying on the cat climbing frame, in the warm sunshine, Xuan Yuan felt a little drowsy. The sun in winter is warm. No matter how warm it is, it will not give people a burning feeling. Instead, it is very comfortable. At least sunbathing in winter is definitely a pastime that most people like. After living in the world for a long time, Xuan Yuan also feels that sunbathing It's nice to bask in the sun.

Just when Xuan Yuan was drowsy, he felt Xiao Shenghan open the door and walk in. He didn't pay attention to Xiao Shenghan's arrival. Xuan Yuan didn't even have the urge to open his eyes and look at him. Xiao Shenghan didn't care about him anyway. Malice could not hurt him at all, and he was too lazy to pay attention to what Xiao Shenghan planned to do.

However, Xuan Yuan turned a blind eye to Xiao Shenghan's arrival, but it did not mean that Xiao Shenghan would come quietly and beat him up quietly. He came in with a mobile phone obviously for a purpose. He did not come in to see what Xuan Yuan was doing and put the phone in his hand. The phone reached the vicinity of Xuan Yuan, and Xiao Shenghan called out warmly: "Come, Your Majesty, don't fall asleep yet, look at the camera~~"

The thick blue hair of the British Shorthair cat seems to be coated with a layer of gold under the golden sunlight. The fur is smooth and shiny, and you can tell at a glance that it has been well cared for. The cats were sleeping in a ball on the horizontal board of the cat climbing frame, shrouded in golden sunlight. Their backs were rising and falling, obviously sleeping soundly.

However, Xiao Shenghan continued nonchalantly: "Your Majesty, I know you are not really asleep. Don't try to lie to me or pretend you didn't hear my voice. Come on, come on, you just need to raise your head and see Just look at the camera, I promise not to disturb you for a long time, it will be over soon."

As if afraid that such a statement was not enough to impress the proud cat master, Xiao Shenghan added: "How about making you dried fish for a snack later? I have just learned several tips for frying dried fish from Yiyi recently. I guarantee that it will taste better than before. Didn't you like the dried fish made by Yiyi last time?"

"I fell asleep." Xuanyuan said directly to Xiao Shenghan without raising his head, even without moving his ears or tail. His tone was firm and frank, as if he was talking seriously. He refused Xiao Shenghan's bribe, "I don't want to eat dried fish for a snack either, you can go out."

Xiao Shenghan: "…………You said you fell asleep while talking to me, don't you think this is too much, Your Majesty?" Of course, he didn't dare to say this sentence, because he was recording a video, so he just asked back in his heart with a speechless tone.

"Not too much." Xuanyuan answered directly, "Anyway, I don't want to cooperate with you. Now it's a pleasant afternoon time. I don't want to be busy with anything."

It's not that he can't, he just said he didn't want to. Xiao Shenghan couldn't help but burst into tears. This is too willful. Are cat masters so arrogant and difficult to please? But the question is why are they so difficult to please, and they, the cat slaves, are still completely powerless to resist?

Xiao Shenghan tried to make a last attempt: "Your Majesty, you really don't need to do anything, just look up at the camera, as long as you promise me, you can let me do anything, really!"

Moving his front paws, Xuanyuan's tone sounded like something serious. He chuckled and said to himself: "Anything is OK? Are you sure?" After Xiao Shenghan said yes seriously in a firm tone, he laughed again, with a bit of ill intention in his tone, "Can women's clothes be OK?"

Click.

In a split second, Xiao Shenghan seemed to be frozen in place like a stone sculpture. He shouted in an unbelievable tone: "How did you think of women's clothing? No, how did you know the term women's clothing? Your Majesty, who taught you bad things?!"

Xiao Shenghan was heartbroken. Who taught his simple (?), kind (?), cute and pure white cat master bad things? How could the cat master, with his simple character, think of such a shameful punishment? Someone must have misled the cat master when he didn't know. It was really abominable!

"It's you." The answer to Xiao Shenghan's indignant question was two very short words. In Xiao Shenghan's dumbfounded and unbelievable eyes, Xuanyuan continued to say lightly, "Yesterday, when you asked Tong Yiyi for advice on how to do it for the UP master of X station, you mentioned that 100,000 fans should wear women's clothes."

Xiao Shenghan: "…………I was wrong." The hand holding the phone was put down, and Xiao Shenghan's tone was difficult and regretful, "I was wrong from the moment I stepped in." If he didn't come in and ask the cat master to cooperate in shooting a video, he wouldn't have made a mistake in promising you everything. If he didn't make this pitfall promise, he wouldn't face the dilemma of wearing women's clothes.

"Your Majesty, can you pretend that I haven't come in? Now I know that you don't like to be disturbed at this time. I'll come to you to shoot a video later." Xiao Shenghan wisely chose to give up. His remaining little moral integrity made it impossible for him to give up his face and do some women's clothing PLAY.

After leisurely wagging his tail, Xuanyuan's tone became cheerful, with a bit of sincere happiness: "A wise decision, I am proud of you."

Xiao Shenghan laughed dryly, muttering in his heart that the cat master's character is really bad, but even so, a pure cat slave has no way to feel disgusted, so he just coughed dryly and said dryly: "It should be okay if I don't say thank you?"

"Of course." Xuanyuan's tone was stained with a bit of sleepiness and laziness. After making Xiao Shenghan angry, he really felt a bit sleepy, "You don't have to say thank you specifically, just think about it in your heart."

Xiao Shenghan: …………