The Sword Master God's Journey to Face Slapping

Ever since he died and was brought back to life again, Jiang He felt that his mentality had become calmer and firmer. After all, there was always something different after death. Although before going back in time, he was frightened to death by his own civet cat owner who suddenly turned into a human form, but since his rebirth, Jiang He feels that no matter what kind of stimulation he faces or anything he encounters, he can do it. The clouds are light and the wind is gentle, the face remains unchanged... what a ghost!

That night, Jiang He worked overtime again until very late. When he stood in front of the door with his exhausted body and took out the key to open the door, he felt that he was so sleepy that he could fall asleep at any time, even the aroma of the scent in his hand was overflowing. Even the late-night snacks couldn't comfort his miserable mood caused by working overtime. He is really not hungry now, he just misses his bed so much that he wants to lie down on the bed and fall asleep.

Mechanically turning the key, with a clicking sound, Jiang He pushed the door open and walked in with tired and heavy steps. Even if he had died once and was reborn with good luck, he could not hide the fact - that That is, he is still a working dog with an average education, an average job, a bad salary, but often works overtime!

After opening the door and going in, Jiang He turned on the light in the living room and piled his bags and midnight snacks on the dining table with a tired look on his face. He yawned, changed his shoes, looked at the cat's nest, and barked tentatively. A voice said: "Miaomiao?" Are you still sleeping? I don’t know if Miaomiao is hungry at the end of the day... Well, even if she is hungry, it’s not easy to feed her. She is already fat enough.

When he didn't get a response from the cat's owner, Jiang He thought Miaomiao was sleeping soundly, so he closed his mouth and stopped disturbing Miaomiao's sleep. He knew it was normal for cats to sleep most of the day, and he didn't intend to forcefully change their behavior. habits. He raised his hand and yawned loudly. Jiang He's face was full of sleepiness. He wished he could fall asleep now, but he bought all the late-night snacks. If he didn't suffer a big loss, Jiang He wanted to wash his face and refresh himself before eating. After supper, I walked twice before going to meet Duke Zhou.

Just as he was about to walk to the bathroom, Jiang He heard movement in his room, as if someone was lightly jumping barefoot on the tiled floor. Hearing this voice, Jiang He immediately closed his eyes reflexively, and even took a step back to the living room. The next moment, the door of Jiang He's bedroom was pushed open, and a soft and sweet voice sounded: "Jiang, Jiang He …”

Following this sweet and soft voice came a fragrant wind mixed with the taste of sweet milk cake. The owner of the voice stumbled towards Jiang He, opened his hands, and rushed towards Jiang He. Coming over, her limbs fluttered together, as if out of instinct, she wanted to catch Jiang He with her limbs and then rush to his arms or shoulders.

Although he closed his eyes, Jiang He, whose senses were more acute, immediately recognized the person who rushed towards him. He raised his hands in the sky in a posture of surrender, and stood motionless and stiff like a wooden stake, feeling Seeing the person who kept flapping and trying to jump on his shoulder, he couldn't help but said in a helpless tone: "Miaomiao, if you are not in the form of a cat now, please don't try to squat on my shoulder."

Maintaining a motionless posture with his eyes closed and his hands raised to the sky, Jiang He sighed helplessly: "Miaomiao, please step back a few steps first and don't rush into my arms again. I taught you, you become After the human form is a girl, you can’t just rub against me like you did when you were a cat, you know?”

"Jiang He, Jiang He... I'm hungry!!" Miaomiao didn't want to listen to Jiang He's words. She put her hands around Jiang He's neck and rubbed her pointed ears against Jiang He's chest, "I Eat canned food! Don’t lose weight, Miaomiao! Don’t lose weight!”

Jiang He took a deep breath, knowing that it would not work to reason with Miaomiao in a nice voice, so he said in a calm tone: "Miaomiao, be obedient and don't make any more trouble! If you make any more trouble, don't say you want to eat canned cats. , your snacks will be halved tomorrow, and your exercise will be doubled!”

It was a matter of food. Although Miaomiao wanted to get close to Jiang He, food was obviously more important at this time (...), so she reluctantly withdrew from Jiang He's arms and stood crookedly in front of him, as if she couldn't even stand. He can't stand very firmly and always wants to lie down on all fours.

At this moment, Jiang He breathed a sigh of relief, but he still didn't dare to open his eyes and just asked: "Miaomiao, did you wear the clothes I prepared for you when you turned into a human form?"

Although Miaomiao had just jumped into his arms and nuzzled around like a cat, Jiang He didn't feel any charm at all. He only felt embarrassed and helpless, and a little bit sad and angry as an old father, so he didn't pay attention at all. To a wonderful situation. He just left with helplessness and sigh - he had taught Miaomiao so many times, but this stupid cat never remembered it, which really broke the hearts of Jiang and the old father who was worried about the cat's owner.

"I'm not wearing anything." Miaomiao replied with a smile. She had just transformed into an adult and couldn't speak in long sentences, so she said intermittently, "It's uncomfortable to wear. Miaomiao doesn't like it." She also sounded aggrieved. He complained to Jiang He, "Jiang He, Miaomiao, can't get in, so I'm trapped."

Jiang He understood that Miaomiao had turned into a human form and couldn't get into the cat's nest, so she flopped into his bedroom to sleep.

Putting down the hand that had been raised, Jiang He pressed his forehead and sighed: "Miaomiao, I told you, if you turn into a human form, remember to wear clothes, otherwise you will not be allowed to turn into a human form. You can either change back now. Cat, either go and put on your clothes." After a pause, Jiang He lowered his voice and said seriously, "Miaomiao, you have to be obedient."

"Jiang He, bad!" Miaomiao pursed her lips, shook the tabby cat ears on her head, and muttered indignantly, "Jiang He, always makes Miaomiao do things she doesn't like, bad!" Miaomiao didn't want to wear clothes, Miaomiao wanted to eat snacks and canned food, but the big devil Jiang He didn't allow it at all, he was so bad!

Jiang He closed his eyes and sighed, and then said: "Speaking of address, it is also a problem. From the perspective of seniority, you can't call me by my name directly, you should call me..." At this point, Jiang He suddenly stopped, he was confused, and suddenly didn't know how Miaomiao should call him correctly.

Although many owners call themselves dad/mom to their cute pets, Miaomiao is a cat demon, she has a cat demon father (although I don't know where he is), calling Jiang He dad seems weird. Then... call uncle? Brother? Huh, why does it sound weird?

When the cute cat master suddenly became a cat demon with wisdom and communication, many things seemed to change silently. For Jiang He, Miaomiao is a relative and a cute pet who accompanies him through lonely times. She is his cat master. If Miaomiao is just an ordinary kitten, Jiang He will always take good care of Miaomiao.

But Miaomiao is not an ordinary cat. She is a cat demon. Although the prototype is a cat, she can transform into a human form and has wisdom and abundant emotions that are not inferior to humans. For Miaomiao like this, if Jiang He still treats her as a pet, it is really unfair to Miaomiao. She obviously has her own thoughts and feelings. Why should she be treated as a pet?

Miaomiao is a cat demon, but she has just become an adult. Not only is she ignorant, but she has just been able to transform into a human form and she can't control herself perfectly. She doesn't even know a lot of common sense about monsters. Rather than staying with Jiang He as an ordinary pet cat, maybe she should return to the cat clan to learn everything that cat demons should learn.

Jiang He is just an ordinary person, but Miaomiao is a cat demon. They were originally from two different worlds. Even though they regarded each other as relatives, the difference in the world made it impossible for them to proceed as Jiang He originally expected. He originally wanted to take care of Miaomiao and provide for her in her old age, but it was impossible to realize the future.

To realize this future, either Miaomiao would not be a cat demon, but would stay with Jiang He as an ordinary tabby cat, and be a relative who accompanied him to drive away loneliness and solitude - but Jiang He was unwilling to make this choice. Let Miaomiao give up everything about cat demons for him and become a pet cat? If he thought so from the beginning, he would not feel guilty and painful for Miaomiao's loss of blood and demon pills. This was not the future he wanted.

If he didn't want Miaomiao to give up everything about cat demons and wanted their connection to continue, then there was only one last choice, which was to let Jiang He step into the bizarre but colorful world of demons. But for this choice, Jiang He asked himself, was he willing?

Entering the world of monsters, maybe he can continue to be Miaomiao's elder or brother and continue to take care of Miaomiao, but... Jiang He lowered his eyes and shook his head silently, but his relatives are not only Miaomiao, he also has a father and a mother, as well as other relatives and friends. Jiang He is actually unwilling to abandon all of this and enter the world of monsters.

Thinking of this, Jiang He suddenly couldn't help but sighed in boredom. He sighed in self-mockery in his heart. In fact, he should have thought of it earlier. The bond between him and Miaomiao had already been broken when Miaomiao reshaped her monster body and became a cat monster again. They were destined to separate in the future.

At this time, Jiang He finally understood the meaning of Xuanyuan's eyes before leaving this world. That adult must have seen their current situation a long time ago. Because they are not from the same world, even if they are connected by chance, they will still end in separation in the end.