The System Forces Me to Be the Emperor

In the early morning of the next day, Xiao Rui went to court for the second time.

This morning, it should be very peaceful.

Xiao Rui was taking a nap in the carriage, but Wu Zhanfa pulled the reins and stopped the carriage.

"Your Highness, Lord Miao is waiting in front." Wu Zhanfa's voice came from outside the carriage.

Xiao Rui opened his eyes, rolled them around, and felt very suspicious in his heart, this Lord Miao is too attentive, if he didn't know his details, he would have thought that his aura of dominance had leaked, and he came to seek refuge.

It's not a friend or an enemy, so being so considerate...

As the old saying goes, if things happen normally, there must be demons!

What demon?

The enemy country Bumpman.

Xiao Rui lifted the curtain and got out of the carriage.

"Your Highness, I didn't disturb your rest." Miao Fei walked over and greeted him respectfully, with a very low posture and extra politeness.

Xiao Rui smiled and said, "I didn't bother you. Is Lord Miao waiting for me here?"

Miao Fei said with a smile: "Yesterday, His Majesty showed his supernatural power, and let us all be honored by the procuratorate. I am also very honored. So I am afraid that the monitoring matters have not been explained clearly to His Majesty, so I am waiting here, hoping to ask His Majesty again. Report it to avoid mistakes in the Golden Palace and affect His Highness's reputation."

That's so beautifully said, I believe you, you filthy old man.

"Master Miao is really conscientious, a role model among officials." Xiao Rui said pleasantly: "Then please trouble Mr. Miao."

Miao Fei quickly waved his hand and said: "No trouble, no trouble. Just right, I still have some free time, Your Highness, there is an early morning stall at the corner in front, I must go there every day to have a bowl of hot porridge and a few steamed buns, as you know, Once the morning time is too long, even if there is a morning meal, the hunger will be unbearable."

"Of course that's good, my lord, please lead the way." Xiao Rui was going to see what kind of conspiracy he had, so naturally he wanted to follow his will.

When the two came to the breakfast stall, they found that many officials were eating. Seeing Miao Fei and Xiao Rui coming together, their expressions had their own characteristics, especially one person, with a bun in his mouth, wide-eyed and astonished. . It seems that he did not expect that Miao Fei, who was part of King Ming's faction, would be so close to King Xian?

Ignoring the gazes of others, Miao Fei found a table outside, asked Xiao Rui to sit down, and then asked the servant beside him to fetch two bowls of porridge and two drawers of steamed buns.

The porridge and steamed steamed buns whet your appetite.

"Your Highness, this white porridge and steamed buns taste very good, try it, try it." Miao Fei said earnestly.

Xiao Rui stared at the porridge and steamed buns, he didn't put down his chopsticks in a hurry, but said with a smile: "Oh, I'm so sorry, I don't like porridge and steamed buns, or else I'll order some other of?"

Miao Fei's face froze, and he said, "What would your Highness want to drink? I'll ask my servants to get it!"

"No, no, tactics, you go." Xiao Rui turned his head and said.

But Miao Fei stopped him and said: "Your Highness, I invite you to dinner today, so naturally I will entertain you. Your Highness doesn't like porridge, so you can order something else. Xiaosan, go and ask what else is available for breakfast?"

The servant behind Miao Fei immediately went to the breakfast stand to inquire.

Xiao Rui smiled knowingly, and guessed Miao Fei's trick, so he quickly looked behind Miao Fei and said, "Yeah? Who is that?"

Miao Fei turned his head subconsciously, and saw an old man sitting at a table not far behind him, who was the newly appointed Zuo Shilang of the Ministry of Industry.

And the moment Miao Fei turned his head, Xiao Rui, who had quick eyes and quick hands, switched his porridge with Miao Fei's.

When Miao Fei turned around, the porridge had already been replaced.

"That's Mr. Du, the newly appointed left servant of the Ministry of Industry. It's not surprising that His Highness doesn't know him." Miao Fei explained.

Xiao Rui nodded, then pointed to the porridge and said, "Since Mr. Miao is so kind, then I won't choose other breakfasts, just drink this bowl of porridge, and try the porridge that Mr. Miao strongly recommends!"

Miao Fei was overjoyed and said repeatedly: "Okay, okay, thank you for your honor."

Xiao Rui said again: "Master Miao, please drink first, you must drink first. This time, you are the host and I am the guest. In the future, this king will invite you to drink at the scene, so don't refuse."

Miao Fei laughed and didn't delay, but took a few mouthfuls of porridge with a spoon.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Rui moved the spoon.

"Your Highness, eat buns?" Miao Fei suggested.

Xiao Rui shook his head and said, "Forget about buns, this bowl of porridge is enough."

Miao Fei didn't force it, and said: "Okay, Your Highness doesn't like steamed buns, so drink more porridge." As he spoke, Miao Fei drank a few more mouthfuls of his own.

Xiao Rui was even more convinced that there was something wrong with his original bowl of porridge. So, it's because he came to conspire before he started to play with him? Then this bowl... no no, what kind of medicine did he put in that bowl of porridge?

Sweat medicine? Not too possible.

poison? He dare not.

Stretch your legs and stare? Well, he guessed not.

Extremely itchy? This is very possible!

Wouldn't it be a laxative?

etc? laxative!

I go to Nima...

Xiao Rui suddenly had a bad idea.

"Damn it, this Miao Fei is too insidious. If he gets tricked, wouldn't he be ashamed? This kind of viciousness is worse than murder." Xiao Rui scolded him in his heart, but seeing him throw the porridge into a bowl After drinking it all, he decided to forgive him.

What my mother said is right, the heart of defense is indispensable, and the heart of harm depends on the target.

"Your Highness, drink more." Miao Fei said earnestly after finishing the porridge.

Xiao Rui took a look at his white porridge, could there be medicine in this bowl too? Miao Fei should not do such a stupid thing that hurts the enemy five hundred, and self-harm five hundred, if he doesn't even let go of his own career, then he has true love for Xiao Yuan.

"Okay, I'll drink some more!" Xiao Rui took another sip, not daring to drink any more.

Miao Fei was afraid of revealing his secrets, so he didn't force it anymore, but said with a smile: "It's almost time, Your Highness, let's enter the palace."

Xiao Rui and Miao Fei separated and each got into the carriage.

Line up in front of the Meridian Gate, and start entering the palace with the sound of drums, and enter the Hall of Supreme Harmony.

With Hai Dafu singing, Emperor Xia began to go to court.

Soon after a stick of incense time, everything is normal.

Xiao Rui stood in the corner to monitor, fixed his eyes on Miao Fei, seeing that his face did not change, could it be that he had made a mistake in his calculation, did Miao Fei really invite him to dinner, did he treat a gentleman's belly with a villain's heart?

Huh? Wait, Miao Fei's posture is a bit wrong.

Originally holding his head up and chest up, examining all the officials, but now his whole body is tense, and his legs are... um... are they clamping?

In other words, shrink, hold back hard.

"Fuck, the fun has begun!" Xiao Rui muttered uncontrollably.

It didn't take long.

puff…

A loud fart interrupted the household servant who was reporting to work, and seemed to have jumped him, then opened his mouth, with a look of doubt on life, and instantly forgot the words and didn't know where to start.

The resentment on that face was forgotten by a fart, and there was no one else.

The hall was full of civil and military personnel, all of them took sneak peeks, and quickly located Miao Fei, even Emperor Xia was displeased.

On the Golden Palace, in the early days, on such an important occasion, farting, well, human physiology, human nature.

It's just that the serial farts are a bit too much.

"Puff puff puff..."

Miao Fei tried his best to endure, but he still couldn't hold it back, and suddenly his fart sounded loudly, resounding through the golden palace.

Finally, as the sound of fart fell, there was a loud pouring sound, and all the officials in the hall were shocked, and there was no sound.

Flying down three thousand feet...

Miao Fei had covered his face and knelt on the ground, his crotch was filthy.