The System Gave Me Immortality, And I Survived Everyone

"Li Zizi, there is something wrong with your coffin, I want to return it!"

"Fart, no one has ever said anything bad about the coffins I made."

A figure sat up directly from the coffin, looking around with angry eyes, as if he wanted to find the guy who slandered his craftsmanship.

However, when Li Zizi saw the person at the door, he was so frightened that he lay back in the coffin again.

"It seems that my end is really approaching. Why did that poor guy Chen Changsheng come to find me?"

Listening to Li Laizi's words, Chen Changsheng grinned and walked straight to the coffin.

Chen Changsheng said while looking at Li Laizi with his eyes closed in the coffin.

"Li Zizi, you promised me back then that if something went wrong with the coffin, I could come to you to refund the money."

"Are you acting like this now because you want to default on your debt?"

Hearing Chen Changsheng's words, Li Laizi reluctantly opened his eyes.

"It doesn't cost you money, it costs your life. If there is something here that you like, just take it."

Faced with Li Zizi's attitude of cutting meat, Chen Changsheng was immediately amused.

"Li Zizi, aren't you afraid of me?"

"You helped me bury the soil on my grave."

Hearing this, Li Laizi glanced at Chen Changsheng and said, "I am sixty this year. The doctor said that I have at most three years to live."

"I, Li Zizi, have no children in my life, and I don't have any old sweethearts."

"Do you think I would care if I live three years less or three more years?"

"And when you came to buy the coffin, I knew you would come back."

"Why?"

“I’ve seen people buying coffins for themselves, but this is the first time I’ve seen people buying coffins for themselves happily.”

After saying that, Li Laizi looked at Chen Changsheng again and hesitated.

"By the way, kid, are you interested in joining me as a waiter? Food, accommodation, and wages are all included."

"This profession is best suited for a lonely guy like you."

"And if you learn my craft, you will most likely never starve to death in your life."

"After all, there is a shortage of everything in this world, except the dead."

Hearing Li Zizi's words, Chen Changsheng was a little moved.

Although he can indeed live for a long time, he will still die if he is hurt.

Starvation is one of the many causes of death.

Originally, I only planned to stay here for a while, but now I suddenly have a long-term meal ticket. This choice seems to be a good one!

"Li Zizi, your conditions are too stingy."

"How much can I pay you?"

Faced with Chen Changsheng's complaint, Li Laizi took out a burial book from his arms and threw it over.

"You are so alive and kicking, how could you die behind me? If I die, won't everything belong to you?"

"You have seen this palm-sized place. There is no other place for you to sleep."

"The coffin next to you is your bed. It just so happens that you also like to sleep in coffins."

With that said, Li Laizi immediately prepared to go back to the coffin and continue sleeping.

But Chen Changsheng grabbed him.

"Wait a minute, aren't you going to teach me how to make a coffin?"

"What are you giving me this for?"

Faced with Chen Changsheng's doubts, Li Laizi rolled his eyes and said, "As the saying goes, if you only sell coffins, who will take care of your business?"

"To tell you the truth, I know everything about everything. You have a lot to learn!"

After saying that, Li Laizi shook off Chen Changsheng's hand and lay back in his coffin.

Looking at the Burial Scripture in his hand, Chen Changsheng was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "That's good, you can't be overwhelmed by your skills."

After saying that, Chen Changsheng immediately got into another coffin.

To be fair, I'm used to sleeping in coffins, but the bed is really uncomfortable.

...

Winter comes and goes, autumn harvests and winter hides. Eight years passed by like a fleeting moment.

Chen Changsheng had completely settled down in Li Laizi's coffin shop. He usually just read books and learned the craft of making coffins.

Whenever he had a banquet, Chen Changsheng would improve the food.

It's just that it's a time of peace, and Chen Changsheng can't improve his food a few times throughout the year.

As for the ten attribute points, Chen Changsheng devoted all of them to defense.

Theoretically speaking, as long as you persevere for a few seconds, you can have an extremely long life.

In this case, defense is of course the attribute that Chen Changsheng values ​​most.

It is worth mentioning that Li Laizi did not die in the third year. After Chen Changsheng came, he lived for five full years.

But in the end, he still couldn't survive Chen Changsheng. After lying in the coffin one night, Li Laizi never got up again.

...

"Brother Changsheng!"

The door of the coffin shop was pushed open by a girl.

Chen Changsheng was also awakened by the movement, and then he stood up from the coffin helplessly and said, "Nian Sheng, how many times have I told you."

"I'm a coffin shop here. How does it look like a girl like you is running to my place all day long?"

Hearing this, Li Niansheng stuck out his tongue and said, "I don't care about that much!"

"Just say whatever they want."

"And now that the plague is rampant, how can they still care about me?"

"I'm going to cook for you. Come out of the coffin quickly. Don't sleep in the coffin all day."

After saying that, Li Niansheng walked to the kitchen in the back with ease.

Looking at Li Niansheng's back, Chen Changsheng couldn't help but sigh.

The plague has been rampant for a whole year, and Nianci and his wife died at the very beginning of the plague.

They still help themselves to take care of their daily affairs.

The interval between sleep periods must not be less than one-tenth of the total lifespan.

Eight years have passed since the last time he woke up. Logically speaking, he can sleep again.

But Niansheng, this girl, has no one to live with now. How can I bear to see her stay alone in this world.

Thinking of this, Chen Changsheng shook his head and jumped out of the coffin.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter if you go to bed early or go to bed late. Let's wait until this little girl gets married."

...

Soon, two steaming breakfasts were placed on the table.

Chen Changsheng and Li Niansheng drank their porridge in silence.

Suddenly, Li Niansheng raised his head and said, "Brother Changsheng, are you an immortal?"

"You girl, what are you talking about?"

"If I were an immortal, how could I watch your mother and the others die from the plague? Your mother is a very good friend of mine."

Facing Chen Changsheng's answer, Li Niansheng lowered his head and looked at the bowl in his hand.

"Brother Changsheng, I am fourteen years old this year. I am no longer the little girl I used to be."

"You can't lie to me about some things."

Seeing this, Chen Changsheng touched Li Niansheng's head and smiled.

"You girl, how crazy are you today?"

"It's not that I won't buy you candied haws, it's just that your teeth can no longer eat candied haws."

"I'll take you to buy it another day..."

"Nianci is my mother's nickname."

Chen Changsheng was interrupted by Li Niansheng before he finished speaking, and this sentence also made Chen Changsheng put down the bowl in his hand.