The system is a broken bowl

"You're a very dirty kid!"

Master Tiancan drank a glass of rice wine as if nothing had happened. "But I like it!"

"Wait if you dare! I will cut off your hands and feet and torture you to death!"

The playboy covered his bloody crotch and threatened through gritted teeth.

He didn't say this and hurriedly went to see a doctor. Maybe he could still save his life. After all, it was just a small fish bone. Song Chen didn't use much energy.

But his cruel words that cut people's hands and feet offended Master Tiancan's taboo.

I saw Master Tiancan grabbing his right hand in vain, and he grabbed the dandy from the air.

"You...you...what do you want to do? My father is Prince Shuo's senior staff!"

The Dandy was so scared that he trembled all over and hurriedly moved his father out.

Song Chen felt happy, now he had something good to watch! Aren't you, Master Tiancan, from Prince Shuo's camp? Master, let me see how you end it.

"Your father, even Prince Shuo, can't protect you!"

Master Tiancan snorted and threw him out.

The dude seemed to be fine, struggling to stand up. "Why are you still standing there? Help me go!"

Several losers hurriedly stepped forward to help him and prepared to leave.

Suddenly, blood spattered and the Dandy's body turned into eight pieces! Really cut into pieces!

"Oh my God!"

The gangsters and stall owners were so frightened that they all collapsed on the ground.

"You take his body parts away and clean up the blood and filth. Don't affect other people's business."

Master Tiancan's anger had subsided and he said pleasantly.

"Yes, yes! Let's clean it now!"

The scoundrels picked it up and swept it away, but without exception, their hands and feet were all "playing the three strings".

"Don't be afraid, boss! Give us another Minjiang rainbow trout, and let this little brother give you ten times as much as you spend tonight. No! A hundred times!"

Master Tiancan is very "heroic". "By the way, where were we talking about?"

"Please! After all this, do you still have the appetite to eat? The air smells of either blood or feces and urine!"

Song Chen felt nauseated. "It seems like you don't care. You can even eat lice. This is really nothing!"

"Tch! You kid thinks I really eat lice. That's a cover-up."

Master Tiancan rolled his eyes at Song Chen. "I've already thrown that thing into the stuffing in the bun shop next door! Who told the proprietress to look down on others and not let me beg at her door?"

Song Chen was completely speechless. "If you want to take revenge on the boss lady, you shouldn't throw the treasure into the stuffing! For example, throw it into her skirt."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Master Tiancan laughed. "You're such a genius! Why didn't I think of that? Well, tomorrow I'll beg at the door of her bun shop and throw ten or eight to her."

The relationship between the two seems to be much closer. The "Laozi" mentioned by Master Tiancan has also become "I".

Song Chen himself found it funny. He made friends with brother Ge Li through singing, and he made friends with this Tiancan uncle through pranks.

One is sunny and snowy, the other is mean and dirty, but the effect is almost the same.

"You kid can really refine heaven-level healing pills?"

After playing around for a while, Master Tiancan said seriously.

"Brother Tiancan, do you need healing, or do your close relatives and friends need healing? Just tell me directly, we can be considered friends now!"

Song Chen began to throw sugar-coated bullets.

"To be honest, little brother, I have a niece who was born with only half a heart and relies on pills to survive today."

"You're a very dirty kid!"

Master Tiancan drank a glass of rice wine as if nothing had happened. "But I like it!"

"Wait if you dare! I will cut off your hands and feet and torture you to death!"

The playboy covered his bloody crotch and threatened through gritted teeth.

He didn't say this and hurriedly went to see a doctor. Maybe he could still save his life. After all, it was just a small fish bone. Song Chen didn't use much energy.

But his cruel words that cut people's hands and feet offended Master Tiancan's taboo.

I saw Master Tiancan grabbing his right hand in vain, and he grabbed the dandy from the air.

"You...you...what do you want to do? My father is Prince Shuo's senior staff!"

The Dandy was so scared that he trembled all over and hurriedly moved his father out.

Song Chen felt happy, now he had something good to watch! Aren't you, Master Tiancan, from Prince Shuo's camp? Master, let me see how you end it.

"Your father, even Prince Shuo, can't protect you!"

Master Tiancan snorted and threw him out.

The dude seemed to be fine, struggling to stand up. "Why are you still standing there? Help me go!"

Several losers hurriedly stepped forward to help him and prepared to leave.

Suddenly, blood spattered and the Dandy's body turned into eight pieces! Really cut into pieces!

"Oh my God!"

The gangsters and stall owners were so frightened that they all collapsed on the ground.

"You take his body parts away and clean up the blood and filth. Don't affect other people's business."

Master Tiancan's anger had subsided and he said pleasantly.

"Yes, yes! Let's clean it now!"

The scoundrels picked it up and swept it away, but without exception, their hands and feet were all "playing the three strings".

"Don't be afraid, boss! Give us another piece of Minjiang rainbow trout, and let this little brother give you ten times all the money you spend tonight. No! A hundred times!"

Master Tiancan is very "heroic". "By the way, where did we just talk?"

"Please! You still have an appetite after all this? The air is filled with either blood or feces and urine!"

Song Chen felt sick. "It seems like you don't care. You can even eat lice. That's nothing!"

"Tsk! You think I really eat lice? That's just a trick."

Tian Can rolled his eyes at Song Chen. "I threw that thing into the stuffing of the bun shop next door a long time ago! Who told the lady boss to look down on me and not let me beg at her door?"

Song Chen was completely speechless. "If you want to take revenge on the lady boss, you shouldn't throw the treasure into the stuffing! For example, throw it into her skirt."

"Hahaha..."

Tian Can laughed. "You are such a genius! Why didn't I think of it? Well, I will go to her bun shop tomorrow to beg and throw ten or eight of them at her."

The relationship between the two seemed to be much closer. The "I" in Tian Can's mouth also became "I".

Song Chen himself found it funny. He made friends with Brother Ge Li through singing, and he made friends with Uncle Tiancan through spoofs.

One was sunny and white, the other was mean and dirty, but the effect was similar.

"Can you really refine a heaven-level healing pill?"

After a while of joking, Master Tiancan said seriously.

"Brother Tiancan, do you need healing, or do your close friends need healing? Just tell me directly, we are friends now!"

Song Chen began to throw sugar-coated bullets.

"To be honest, little brother, I have a niece who was born with only half a heart and survived to this day by relying on pills."