The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

"Just kidding, uncle, let me liven up the atmosphere." Lin Li just thought it was cool to ask a lawyer and wanted to say it.

If it weren't for the inappropriate use of curse words in this sentence, Lin Li would really want to reenact Carl from "Shameless".

"Do you know that my blood pressure has been very high due to your activity along the way? Are children of your generation so abstract?" Yang Liang really had a headache.

Now he wants to meet Lin Li's parents even more and ask about their parenting experience so that he can completely avoid lightning.

"That's not true. There are relatively few people as good as me." Lin Li shook his head.

The only one around him who can clearly overpower him is Bai Bufan. Otherwise, how could they be good brothers?

"Great, the country can still be saved." Yang Liang breathed a sigh of relief.

Lin Li: "?"

The scolding was so dirty.

"Let me ask you to answer." Yang Liang waved his hand. He seemed to have figured it out. If he handed over the initiative to Lin Li, the direction and style of the matter would definitely go wrong.

"Let me ask first, how did you know that Qingjue Health Club is providing erotic services behind the scenes?"

"A friend of mine told me." When he was undecided, he handed it to his friend. "As for my friend's name, it's okay if I don't tell you, right?"

"Actually, we won't investigate him if you say it, but it's understandable if you don't tell us. It's your freedom." Yang Liang nodded. This is human nature. Then he asked what he really wanted to know. The most curious question:

"So Xiaolin, why didn't you just report it to us as soon as possible? Instead, you had to go... experience it yourself before informing us?"

Ask me? Are you asking about the system?

Do you think I want to sacrifice my little self to achieve my greater self?

I don’t want to get involved myself.

But naturally I can't say this: "First of all, my friend actually heard about this and has never actually been there. Therefore, in order to avoid reporting false police, I must first confirm the authenticity of this news and obtain evidence." .

So I went to the site and called you, and by that time I had identified the evidence.

Secondly, I have to clarify one thing. In fact, I have emerged from the mud without being stained, and I have not lost my innocence...

No, uncle, what does your expression mean? You're laughing, right? I am saying these words very seriously now. "

"We have received professional training. No matter how funny it is, we will never laugh." Yang Liang pressed his mouth with his palm and said sincerely.

"Unless you can't help it?" Lin Li itched his teeth.

"It's not Xiaolin. I don't want to believe you. It's true that when I entered your room, you didn't even have time to put on your clothes." Yang Liang recalled the scene and said with some difficulty.

"No, I get angry when I talk about this. First of all, it's not us. Only Xiaojing is not wearing anything, and only the top part is not wearing anything." Lin Li's voice became louder now, "Secondly, fortunately, I have a recording to prove my clean."

Lin Li took out his mobile phone, clicked on the second half of the two extremely long recordings, and started to play it at double speed and pull up the progress bar from time to time.

"..."

"Miss, please respect yourself!"

"..."

"Listen, listen, uncle, I'm so protective of myself, I even said nonsense like asking the lady to respect herself!"

"Forty minutes, this is forty hours. I have been waiting for you for forty days! Ah sir!! Do you know how I got here without anyone paying attention to me in the past forty years? How many days have I been waiting for you? Pain, how much suffering!”

Lin Li stood up and shouted at the top of his lungs, his eyes slightly red, a little too entranced.

Yang Liang didn't say anything. He took Lin Li's cell phone and pulled the progress bar back a little. Lin Li's own voice came out from the cell phone:

"...More to the left, yes, just press the muscles on the calf. The harder you are, yes, yes, yes, yes! Oh~~ It feels so good - Si Guoyi~~~oh, yes~~"

"During these forty years, have you been in pain? Are you suffering? Why didn't I hear it?" Yang Liang looked at Lin Li seriously and asked sincerely.

Hearing himself moan was quite embarrassing. Did he scream so loudly? The atmosphere that he had managed to create for many years by being an undercover agent angrily questioning his contacts was completely ruined. Lin Li scratched his head, sat down again, and said somewhat sarcastically. :

"One code leads to another. Then again, although my body feels comfortable, my spirit is suffering and tortured every moment..."

Yangliang: "..."

I’ve told you all the good things to say, right?

But he did believe that Lin Li did not accept gray services. Thinking about it, this was right. No matter how abstract it was, he couldn't rush to jump into the fire pit knowing that people like him were coming soon.

After pulling the recording to the end, where he was about to be forcibly served by Xiaojing, Lin Lida said:

"Did you hear that? I didn't even know she took off her clothes. If you guys had come a little later, I would have been raped, or I wouldn't be clean! Forty minutes, how could it be so slow! I'll report you when I get back Waiting passively!”

Lin Li's tone was resentful.

Obviously, Yangliang's professional training seemed not enough, and he smiled happily.

Lin Li looked over with an even more resentful look: "Aren't you going to give me an explanation?"

Yang Liang explained: "My teeth are too hot, take them out to dry."

"This is not the explanation I want!"

Yang Liang answered Lin Li's previous question: "Ahem, we need to explain what you just said. We received the notice as soon as possible and did not waste any time. However, in this kind of place, the cautious ones will even leave people at several street corners around to tip off.

In order to ensure the success of the operation, you can see that each of us is in plain clothes and drives our own vehicles. At the same time, we have to mobilize manpower, which takes time. In fact, it takes 40 minutes to arrive, which is very fast. You can't blame us.

And in your case, even if something really happens, we will not hold you responsible after considering the situation."

"Ah? Why didn't you say it earlier? You misled me!"

Yang Liang: "?"

Looking at the regretful Lin Li, Yang Liang laughed and shook his head. This kid really climbed up as soon as he was given a pole.

"I said, why are you so arrogant after being caught, and you want to wear handcuffs and ride in a police car. It seems that you are fearless and know that you will be fine. You want to experience all these again, right?" Yang Liang confirmed with some amusement.

Now he has reacted.

"I guess so, and I really can't recognize you on the spot. Those arrested people are still there. What if I get retaliated against afterwards?" Lin Li nodded.

"You are right to consider this point. It is right to be cautious. Okay, this information is enough for me to write a report. You are fine. You can go. I will take you home.

If you want to take a photo at the door, you can take it now. I can drive the police car to take you home, which can be regarded as satisfying your last regret." Yang Liang put away the paper and pen, and then said.

"Okay, but uncle, I have one more thing."

"What is it? You tell me."

"It is... For this undercover career, I paid an extremely expensive price of 399. You know, I am still a student. This is very important to me. You don't need to reimburse me. It should be okay to give it back to me, right?"

Lin Li said cautiously.

This is 399! 798 packs of spicy strips! 133 bottles of iced prison tea! 1 Spring Breeze Elf (Zhang Fei's mold)!

The rocking car can rock for a whole fucking day.

Lin Li will be miserable if he doesn't get this money back.

"Didn't you get a massage?" Now it was Yang Liang's turn to tease Lin Li.

"That was a 99 service at most! I rejected the most important premium with all my heart! So, uncle, refund me 200, and the rest will be your kickback." Lin Li argued.

"Kickbacks!" Yang Liang laughed and scolded, "This money can definitely be refunded to you, and if nothing unexpected happens, as a whistleblower, I should be able to help you apply for a certain bonus.

But it is illegal to transfer money directly with her mobile phone now, and I can't do that. I must follow the process step by step. If you are short of money, uncle can transfer my money to you first, and you can return it to me when the money is in your card."

"No hurry, I can wait."

Lin Li waved his hand indifferently. He still had a lot of living expenses on hand, and as long as the money could be returned, everything would be fine.

"Anything else?" Yang Liang asked.

"Yes." Lin Li thought for a moment and nodded.

"What is it?"

"Can Xiao Jing go out with me for 20 minutes? Ten minutes is fine, five minutes... five minutes is not good, five minutes is too short."

Looking at the excited Lin Li, Yang Liang: "?"

"I have something important to ask her. By the way, prepare a 1.8*2 meter bed for me, with a Simmons mattress, jelly, pop candy, ice cream--"

"Shut up and go home."

"Okay, uncle!"