The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also
Chapter 23 Do you admit that this is your butt?
The fourth day of getting up early, the third day of completing Task 1.
I want to die.
At least I could take a nap after getting up the first two days. When I thought about going to school right after training today, Lin Li felt even more miserable.
Every morning, Lin Li can only rely on Kobe to comfort himself.
Man! What can I say? Black snakes get out!
[Update completed. ]
Then I found the system message.
After a moment of surprise, Lin Li was immediately surprised, and then frowned.
The surprise was that the system could be updated.
Frowning was because he was worried that the system had fixed the bug. You know, Lin Li is now living on the bug.
As we all know, although there are bugs, as long as the code can still run normally, even if the code is a pile of shit, don't touch it.
You can't let him travel through time to deal with the Hehuan monster now.
Then Lin Li carefully checked the system and came to a conclusion:
"What did you update?"
No new things appeared, and the old things did not disappear.
Anyway, Lin Li himself didn't see any difference, and there was no update log or anything.
Forget it, let's not care about it, there's no way to care.
Isn't it a kind of mental retardation that I have the idea of relying on the low-energy system?
"The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me. The birds are saying grass, grass, grass, why do you have bubbles in your brain~~" Singing a refined and easy-going song, Lin Li came to the community again.
Strange, why is Xiao Zhou, who has the dual image of grandpa and grandson, not in the old place today.
In the past three days, every time I came, he was here earlier than me.
I hope he is not sick. Although Xiao Zhou has tried to cheat me and wanted to steal my skills, the generous Lin Li doesn't mind these.
But if Xiao Zhou is really sick, Lin Li doesn't think it's strange. After all, how fragile his body is, he can be said to be one of the people who witnessed it with his own eyes.
An old man who can get a stitch in the side when he breathes while standing or resting while sitting.
But I still hope that he is fine. It's lonely to practice martial arts alone.
Suppressing these thoughts, Lin Li devoted himself to serious training.
[Get up before the hour of Mao for a week and practice the Eight-stage Body Building Exercise seriously, and before the hour of Chen for at least half an hour in total. (3/7)]
Lin Li, who turned into a dead dog, went home slowly to take a shower with a happy and painful expression.
A few minutes later.
In the bushes next to him, an old man with camouflage painted on his face slowly poked his head out, looking puzzled and serious.
Today, I deliberately didn't stare at this kid in public, hiding in the bushes early. Without me, the community defender, why didn't this kid go to touch other old people?
Is he pretending so seriously?
I was so tired squatting, but fortunately there were not many mosquitoes in the morning.
Could it be that this kid has discovered me? I was hiding so well, and I used all the skills I learned when I was in the army.
"Old Zhou."
Hearing someone calling him, Zhou Youwei turned his head and saw an old lady he knew, Zhang Fang.
"Old Zhang, what's wrong?" Zhou Youwei showed a gentle smile. The old lady in front of him was the most elegant and temperamental in the community. At an age when appearance was not so important, she was considered a great beauty in the eyes of old men.
"The community belongs to everyone, and maintenance depends on everyone. Even if you are in a hurry, the public toilet is over there, you can go there to solve it." Zhang Fang thought for a while before carefully persuading.
Zhou Youwei was stunned at first, then reacted, his old face flushed: "I didn't go to the toilet here."
The old lady looked embarrassed, looked down at Zhou Youwei, and said nothing.
Zhou Youwei looked down and stood up suddenly: "Who the hell pulled shit under my butt, I said why it smells so bad!"
"Look, you also admit that this is your butt, Old Zhou, deal with it quickly, I will pretend that I don't know." The old lady left quickly after hearing this, giving the old man a non-embarrassing environment.
Zhou Youwei: "?"
What do you mean I admit that this is my butt?
"No, Lao Zhang, come and take a look, this is dog shit, it was pulled by a dog!"
"Don't say that about yourself..."
"I'm not saying I'm a dog, how can you understand that, I, I--"
Old Zhou, who didn't get a stitch in the side yesterday, got a stitch in the side again today.
Unfortunately, Lin Li didn't see it.
...
Lin Li went to the classroom and brought breakfast to several classmates.
Since he started getting up before five o'clock, he has never been late for breakfast for them.
It's a good thing for his sons.
"When I think about the five consecutive days of classes, I want to die." Zhou Baowei shoveled glutinous rice into his mouth and said listlessly.
"Then remember to pick a bad day to die, so that it can turn it into a good day." Lin Li yawned and responded.
"Don't die recently, my aunt is due to give birth in the next two days, I'm afraid you will be reincarnated into my family." Bai Bufan said to Zhou Baowei gently.
The sticky rice in Zhou Baowei's mouth fell into the bowl with a plop, and he stared at Lin Li and Bai Bufan, his deskmates.
One played the good guy, and the other played... and he was the bad guy.
You are so aggressive, no wonder you two can be deskmates.
Lin Li had already laid down, rubbing his head in his elbow, rubbing out the right position and shape.
——Today I have to listen carefully to the guidance of the study sect. If I get sleepy by then, I'm doomed. Fortunately, the first class and morning reading are all English, which can be used to replenish some energy.
"Bufan, tell me when the English teacher comes, I'll take a nap."
"Okay." It's normal to feel sleepy on Monday, so Bai Bufan just nodded without any ridicule.
When people are tired, they can really fall asleep, even though Lin Li is thin and it's not very comfortable to use his bare hands as a pillow in summer.
...
Lin Li stood in the void and accepted the villagers' submission.
On the left, he embraced a cold fairy of the righteous path, and on the right, he embraced a hot demon girl of the evil path, with a look of wanton enjoyment.
"It's just a casual killing of a monster. You don't have to do this. Get up quickly." Lin Li waved his hand, not caring about the good thing he had just done. "If you really want to thank me, prepare a 2.4*2 meter bed for me, and prepare some sucking jelly, popping candy, ice cream..."
Why did Xiang Yangliang only need 1.8*2 last time, but 2.4 this time? Because only two people slept last time, but three people will sleep this time. This is called strictness.
Before Lin Li finished his request, pain came.
The demon girl in his arms actually gave him a heavy elbow.
Lin Li was about to ask her why she did this, but when he saw that even the saint rushed up to elbow him and made a white voice, he realized that the situation was not good.
...
"Lin Li, get up quickly, Lin Li, get up quickly!"
Lin Li raised his head suddenly, took the English textbook he had prepared in advance in front of him, and pretended to read it.
As a result, he found that the whole class was quiet, as if no one was reading in the morning.
Lin Li put down the textbook, and a somewhat scary scene appeared - the whole class was staring at him at this moment.
Including the English class representative standing on the podium.
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over.
"I didn't say my sleep talk just now, Bai Bufan, please, shake your head quickly." Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan tremblingly.
What a joke, this kind of thing is a tonic!
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