The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

Lin Li returned to his seat with a frown on his face.

As I said before, Lin Li's English scores were average, and his spoken English was even worse. Lin Li could spell many words, but he couldn't read them.

I just got a good score of zero in the recitation test. You should try it too.

In short, he will be assigned to memorize it in the next class.

Bai Bufan actually memorized a bunch of shit, but he managed to memorize it after much stumbling. He only had to recite it to the group leader after class.

This is nothing at all. Just send it to the group leader, buddy, and let it go by turning a blind eye.

Now Bai Bufan had something more curious he wanted to know. Facing the English textbook, his eyes had already glanced at Lin Li:

"Lin Li, what's going on? What does the principal want from you?"

"Confession." Depressed Lin Li replied.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"I said it's not appropriate to have a teacher-student relationship. I'll think about it after I graduate." Lin Li said seriously.

Bai Bufan carefully recalled the image of the principal in his mind. His admiration still arose, and he cupped his hands and said, "You are really hungry."

Then Bai Bufan, with quick eyesight and quick hands, intercepted the two envelopes that Lin Li planned to put in the drawer in his hand. Seeing that they were not sealed, he opened them on the spot, violating Lin Li's privacy rights, and then his eyes widened.

With his thoughts changing rapidly, Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li with a pitiful expression: "The principal bully is going hard? Is this a secret prostitution? Lin Li, buy some good blockers, don't get sick."

Lin Li was too lazy to pay attention.

"Wait a minute, will your farts no longer make any sound?" But Bai Bufan discovered another blind spot.

Lin Li: "?"

After asking about Bai Bufan's genealogy, Lin Li took the envelope back and casually threw the envelope containing the money into the drawer.

In school, money is very safe when placed in drawers or even on tables. Not to mention that most students don't covet this thing. These days, the huge surveillance camera above the front door is watching everyone.

But if it's paper towels or snacks, it's extremely dangerous to put them in a drawer, let alone on the table.

Especially paper towels. When you come back late after physical education class, they are like eggs on the roadside in India. You can only see their empty remains after being fried by many people.

Lin Li began to count the value of the supermarket card.

"Why do you still have a supermarket card? You can only exchange for these. Lin Li, I remember you are not very good at cooking, right? Do you understand how to use it?" Bai Bufan asked again after seeing the contents of the envelope.

"Who said I can't cook? I have mastered many recipes. Let me tell you, I have a homemade side dish~" Lin Li said in an authentic Huangqi Beijing accent.

Bai Bufan reacted quickly: "No soy sauce is allowed."

"...That's gone."

Teacher Yu Qian’s recipes have three characteristics: they are simple, cheap, and unpalatable, and the core is soy sauce.

Go back and learn Mr. Huang Lei’s recipes. His recipes seem to be pretty good and there are basically no bad reviews on the show.

Who says this recipe is bad? This recipe is amazing.

After the inventory is completed, the supply card is worth nearly 800, and the discount is also at 700, which can be reserved as backup hidden energy for emergencies.

Bai Bufan couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked: "Brother, what is going on? Please tell me, brother. I feel like there are ants crawling all over my body now. I am so anxious that I want to poop all over the floor."

"It's nothing. I helped our police station solve a case over the weekend. They came to send me a letter of commendation today, and also gave me these bonuses and gifts." Lin Li said.

Because the letter of praise had to be posted, it was unrealistic for me to hide it completely. It would also be troublesome to be questioned all the time, so it was better to say it almost as close as possible.

"Really or not, are you so awesome?" Bai Bufan's eyes widened. This sounded more credible than the principal's confession, "What case? The bonus is several thousand, what did you do? How could you Give so much.”

“I discovered and arrived at the scene of the crime, and after confirming the facts of the crime, I immediately called the police, and then personally fought with one of the suspects to delay the incident.

My body was rubbed and pressed by her countless times, and I couldn't help but cry out many times. However, with my unyielding faith, I still persisted until the police arrived. Finally, the case was thoroughly investigated and we were returned to the river. Lingzhen is a bright and peaceful place. "

Lin Li smiled slightly and told his glorious achievements calmly and calmly.

"Brother, stop talking too much and tell me the truth. Did you pick up a wallet with 100 million in cash?" This description was so ridiculous that Bai Bufan didn't believe it at all.

"If what you just said is even remotely false, I am incompetent." Lin Li sneered and looked at Bai Bufan coldly.

Now he had to believe it. Bai Bufan knew that Lin Li would never make fun of his authentic Laoxiling Chicken Roll.

And Lin Li did not lie just now.

He just wished he didn't have to fight with Xiaojing for another twenty minutes.

Bai Bufan covered his mouth in shock, then looked around Lin Li's body, as if searching for any remaining wounds, but found none.

"The pain is in my heart, not in my body. In this incident, the biggest torture I suffered was spiritual." Lin Li said calmly.

This sentence is also true, the twenty minutes of heartache that I have never experienced.

Bai Bufan was really convinced: "You are really awesome, but you are so weak, can't gangsters beat you? Are you a bit of a clown?"

"No matter how weak a person is, as long as he uses a sliding tackle, even a tiger can only accept the fate of being disemboweled by toenails, let alone an unprepared person. Besides, I am no longer the weak me before.

Bufan, quit masturbation. You don't understand if you have never really quit masturbation. This is how it works."

"Who hasn't really quit masturbation? How difficult is it? I quit masturbation every day." Bai Bufan's face flushed. How could he slander someone's innocence out of thin air? "But you haven't told me yet. What is the case? Is there robbery or theft?"

The question is very good. Don't ask it again next time.

But Lin Li was prepared.

"I just discussed this with the school and the police station. It needs to be kept confidential, so I'm sorry, I can't tell you." Lin Li said with great demeanor.

"But you know, I'm very tight-lipped. I swear on my chicken roll. Dad, tell me, I will never tell anyone." Bai Bufan's heart is really itchy now, and his whole body is itchy.

"Buddha said: It cannot be said." Lin Li smiled and shook his head, "Bufan, you should just go to class."

Lin Li adjusted his posture and prepared to sleep. He did not forget his original intention.

Bai Bufan was so angry that his teeth itched.

Not long.

Bai Bufan suddenly turned his head again.

Xiling Town is not a big place.

The speed of information circulation here should be quite fast, but this week, he really didn't hear any major cases.

And assisting in solving the case, what can't be said? How glorious and awesome, but even I can't say it.

The bond between me and Lin Li can be described like this. Two people are sitting on the sofa watching TV. If one person can't find the remote control, he will never ask the other whether the remote control is under your butt.

What on earth can't be told to me?

-Unless Zhou Baowei told him about the anti-pornography case.

"Lin Li, you didn't help to solve the massage parlor that Baowei mentioned, right?" Bai Bufan asked.

Lin Li closed his eyes.

"I know you're not asleep."

Lin Li opened his eyes and rolled his eyes immediately, saying speechlessly: "How is that possible? Don't bother me, I'm going to sleep."

"Oh." Bai Bufan nodded, it seems that he was overthinking.

A minute later.

Bai Bufan turned his head again.

He recalled Lin Li's reaction when Zhou Baowei told him about this not long ago.

It just felt wrong.

So he said faintly:

"Lin Li, can you swear on your chicken roll again?"