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Chapter 42 Why is my brother's sweat dripping on my back~~

I was just joking about my own reputation, why didn't Wang Yuezhi laugh?

Is it because he thinks it's not right to make fun of others for such things?

What a gentle boy.

He really is, Lin Li cried to death.

After everyone laughed for a while, Lin Li turned around and said to Chen Yuying: "Class monitor, my last secret has been revealed. Now you can rest assured that I have no desire for you. If you don't mind, I can be your best friend and replace Ding Sihan's position."

Ding Sihan: "?"

Ding Sihan stood up, pointed to her seat and said: "I can give you my seat now."

"Eh? Thank you! My seat is in the last row by the window. Let's start moving now. Bai Bufan, come over and help your new deskmate!" Lin Li was overjoyed to have such a good thing.

Ding Sihan: "?"

"No, you really want to sit down, I regret it!" Seeing that Lin Li really intended to sit down, Ding Sihan sat back down with his eyes wide open, hugging his table tightly.

"Ahem!" Bai Bufan, who had just retracted his head to continue eavesdropping, poked his head out again, "Lin Li, although you are my brother, if you become a beast like a male bestie, you still deserve to die."

As for Ding Sihan's part, he had ignored it directly. When Bai Bufan faced a girl alone, he would completely turn into a socially anxious type.

If he really came to deliver breakfast, I'm afraid he would stutter when he said thank you.

As for why the person who delivered breakfast said thank you instead of you're welcome, this is something Bai Bufan could do under a nervous state.

And Chen Yuying, the object of Lin Li's words, now lowered her head a little embarrassedly, her face seemed to be a little red, and she didn't say anything.

In fact, there was no need to speak, everyone could see that Lin Li was joking now.

As for whether everyone would think that Lin Li really liked Chen Yuying, that was another matter.

Chen Yuying herself might also think in this direction.

"Do you have anything else to say? Now we can all rest assured." Lin Li looked at Wang Yuezhi again, but before he could answer, he suddenly asked himself and answered: "No, why should I let you rest assured? I asked the monitor for help, and it's all right if she agrees.

The same thing, you send... Forget it, for you, I am willing to stop swearing from today."

Then he turned his head and stopped looking at him.

Wang Yuezhi blushed, and what he said was worse than swearing to himself: "I will tell the teacher!"

Lin Li ignored him and confirmed to Chen Yuying: "Monitor, is that all right?"

Tell the teacher if you want to. In the eyes of the teachers, he is a prodigal son who has turned back, not to mention that he spent a wonderful night with Xue Jian last night.

Chen Yuying nodded.

So Lin Li walked to the back row that belonged to him, and Wang Yuezhi, who was unwilling and angry, also sat back in his seat, grabbing his hair and gritting his teeth.

His deskmate quickly restrained his smile, arranged his expression to comfort Wang Yuezhi, and prepared to scold Lin Li with him.

"Yuezhi, you..." The classmate suddenly stopped talking and looked at the aisle next to Wang Yuezhi.

"What's wrong?" Wang Yuezhi also turned his head.

"Hehe, are you angry~~" Before he could do so, Wang Yuezhi heard someone whispering this short sentence in his ear, and he was so proud.

Who else could it be except Lin Li.

When Wang Yuezhi turned his head and wanted to scold him, he only saw Lin Li's back as he left.

He ran away after disgusting people.

Wang Yuezhi blushed again.

"You——"

His mother was about to say it, but Wang Yuezhi realized that if he said swear words now, everything he said before would backfire on him, so he swallowed it hard.

"—— You are so annoying!"

With this little attack power, he was flirting with him here. Lin Li looked comfortable and even turned back and made a orchid finger gesture.

His life creed was quite simple.

If people don't offend me, I... I may still offend people unintentionally occasionally; but if people offend me, I must be a slut.

Hehehe, then he ran away, cool!

This time it was obvious that Wang Yuezhi was targeting him on purpose, he was the first to speak.

Back to their positions, Bai Bufan and the others immediately came up to ask what happened just now.

Lin Li also told them the part they missed.

Because they had already conducted several exorcisms on Lin Li, they did not doubt that Lin Li's purpose was to learn from him, but Bai Bufan frowned and asked, "Are you really interested in wine?"

"Brother, geography is also okay, how about I teach you?" Good students also play abstraction, and those who play well in Lin Li are naturally better at studying.

"If a man teaches me, I cough." Lin Li refused of course.

"You bastard." Everyone smiled and left after hearing this, and they hadn't even finished their breakfast.

Zhou Baowei didn't leave.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked.

"I just put down my breakfast and wanted to find you, but you ran to the front to talk about love." Zhou Baowei said.

"What's the matter?"

"The organization has sent you to pick up a batch of goods, a very important batch of goods." Zhou Baowei lowered his voice, as if he was contacting an underground organization.

"What's the code?" Lin Li asked in a low voice.

"Here," Zhou Baowei handed a piece of paper to Lin Li: "Burn after reading."

[Nansang Xingxing Stationery Store Rookie Collection Point 8-4-2663]

"Understood, I promise to complete the task and pick it up for you at noon." Lin Li nodded and put the note in his pocket.

"Remember to keep the shipment confidential, and make sure the packaging is not damaged. I'll treat you to dinner." Zhou Baowei said carefully.

Lin Li narrowed his eyes and looked at Zhou Baowei meaningfully.

Zhou Baowei also responded with the same gaze.

The radio waves met.

Lin Li suddenly began to sing:

"Brother, if you direct once, I will direct twice!"

"Brother, if you direct twice, I will direct four times!" Zhou Baowei followed the lyrics in seconds, and like Sakamoto, he adjusted his non-existent glasses and pointed at Lin Li.

Although the lyrics are against the sky, there is really this song, and its title is "Spring Breeze Elf".

"Brother, if you direct four times, I will direct eight times!" Bai Bufan also added a sentence.

"Brother, if you direct eight times, I will direct sixteen times!" Zhou Baowei sang again, and then pointed at Lin Li with both hands, giving him the climax of the song.

As a result, Lin Li was slow to accept it, and Bai Bufan didn't even sing.

It seems that he wants to leave the biggest stage for himself.

Good brother.

In terms of singing, he does have something.

There was no other way, Zhou Baowei cleared his throat and sang emotionally: "My brother and I share a clam~~ How come my brother's sweat drips on my back~~"

"My brother and I..."

"Baowei, please move aside, you are blocking the monitor." Lin Li said with a frown.

"Yes, Baowei." Bai Bufan smiled again and nodded in approval.

Zhou Baowei: "?"

He turned his head mechanically, and Chen Yuying was standing behind him at a loss.

"Lin Li, you seem to have forgotten to bring me chopsticks, do you have any..." she said weakly.

"Oh, yes, here, monitor, here you go, sorry." Lin Li noticed this and handed the disposable chopsticks to Chen Yuying.

"Okay, thank you."

Zhou Baowei, who stood aside with a pale face, kept repeating his mumbling in his mouth, which was unclear, but he should be praying.

"What should I do, save me! What should I do, save me!"-This is the look he gave Lin Li.

"I will save you." - This is the look Lin Li gave in response.

"Please!" - Zhou Baowei was about to cry with gratitude.

"Squad leader!"

"What's wrong?"

"Didn't you hear Zhou Baowei singing the Arctic Clam song just now?" Lin Li asked loudly.

After a moment of shock, Chen Yuying shook her head like a rattle, and then walked away quickly.

"Are you relieved now? The squad leader said he didn't hear it." Lin Li said to Zhou Baowei with a smile.

"..."

Are you relieved? Let him go, not only let him go, but he died.

"You two did it on purpose just now! Lin Li, I'll fucking kill you! Bai Bufan, don't stop me!" Zhou Baowei's face was ferocious.

Bai Bufan nodded, signaling Zhou Baowei to do it boldly, just do it.

"Then no one will help you pick up the express delivery." Lin Li smiled contemptuously.

"Is express delivery still important at this time?" Zhou Baowei was really angry, "Lin Li, I will kill you in the afternoon!"

"I suddenly remembered that I have something to do at noon, so I should not leave the school."

"Lin Li, I will kill you in the evening!"

"I won't take it."

"...Brother, I'm wrong, I won't kill."

Recommend a friend's book:

"I, Lu Mingfei, the spiritual mentor of Naruto of Akatsuki"

"Hello, my name is Lu Mingfei, I am a loser, an alien, I have no friends, I have a little devil, I know what to do but I can't do anything."

"Hello, my name is Uzumaki Naruto, I am the last one, an alien, I have no friends, I have a big fox, I have power but I don't know what to do."

Lu Mingfei looked at the brainwashed Sarutobi Hiruzen and the sealed book in his hand, and Naruto looked at the peaceful modern world and the "Thick Black Theory" in his hand, and suddenly smiled at each other in tacit understanding.