The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

"Bai Bufan: Sister, can we make a date? How much is it?"

"Waiting for my pure love: Sorry, you must have made a mistake. I won't make a date no matter how much money you offer. I posted these simply because I want to share. Now I don't have a boyfriend, so I posted them on Douyin. I don't plan to and can't use my body to make money. I can't accept this kind of thing."

"Bai Bufan: Ah? Sister, then you are a real female bodhisattva?!"

"Waiting for my pure love: Haha, I guess so, but after I have a boyfriend, I will definitely not share. In fact, I am a very conservative and traditional person in real life. I will probably only be a female bodhisattva to him alone."

"Bai Bufan: Sister, you are so nice. I really envy your future boyfriend."

"Waiting for my pure love: Oh, I am really bored recently. I have encountered some difficulties in real life. I don't have anyone to chat with. It's fun to chat with you. It's quite troublesome to chat here. I have to add Do you want me to WeChat?"

"Bai Bufan: No, sister, I wish you can find a boyfriend who is really good to you soon!"

"Bai Bufan: Come on!"

"Due to the other party's privacy settings, TA cannot receive your message."

"Bai Bufan: No? Ah? Why? Why is this also blocked? Sister? I don't understand! Give me an explanation! It doesn't make sense!"

"Due to the other party's privacy settings, TA cannot receive your message."

...

"Bai Bufan: In? About? 178, 18, 1 night 6 times."

"Missing: v2685..."

"Bai Bufan: 111 added."

"Bai Bufan: No, why is your WeChat selling tea, is this the real person?"

"Bai Bufan: Your mother, suddenly found that you look different in each work? Stealing pictures to attract traffic dog! I am Bi Ma Wen, I will feed your horse with grass!"

"Bai Bufan withdrew a message."

"Bai Bufan: @"Works", sister, or brother, can the original blogger of this give me a push, I really like it, please."

"Missing: Douyin account 6BK..."

"Bai Bufan: Thank you, you are a nice person, but one thing is one thing, I still have to continue to scold you."

"Bai Bufan: Stealing pictures to attract traffic dog! I will feed you with grass!"

"Due to the other party's privacy settings, TA cannot receive your message."

...

"Bai Bufan: Hello blogger, I have a good brother named Lin Li, now he is seriously ill, the doctor has pronounced a critical illness notice, he can't type with both hands now, but he still has a last wish, which is to see your legs, so I can only disturb you presumptuously. You, I hope you can fulfill my brother's last wish. "

"Bobo Xiaobo: Hahahahaha."

"Bobo Xiaobo: Since you typed so many words, I will satisfy you once. "

"Bobo Xiaobo: "Picture""

"Bai Bufan: It's not me, it's my brother Lin Li, but thank you sister, he can rest in peace. "

"Bobo Xiaobo: OK, OK, then let me ask you, what's your brother's serious illness? "

"Bai Bufan: Hemorrhoid cancer in the late stage, hemorrhoids have spread all over the body, do you want to see pictures? "

"Bobo Xiaobo: ... No. "

"Bai Bufan: Sister, he has already seen the legs, he asked me to ask if there are any more? "

"Due to the other party's privacy settings, TA cannot receive your message. "

……

Lin Li sat on Bai Bufan's body, almost laughing.

When he was halfway through laughing, because he was really curious about what was so funny, Zhou Baowei and another roommate Chen Tianming also came to Lin Li's sides, sat on the remaining empty space on Bai Bufan's body, and read the chat history.

The result was that the number of people laughing became three.

Bai Bufan was two real extremes in front of boys and girls. See, this is the consequence of playing with abstractions. He has become a pure cerebral palsy. He must learn from it.

Basically, the result of all private chats , without exception, they all ended up being deleted and blocked. Isn't this a kind of talent?

No wonder Bai Bufan said in the morning that he had made some progress, but only a little.

Now it seems that this is a bit exaggerated.

Bai Bufan usually talks a lot in front of boys, but in this situation, his IQ and EQ are both zero.

Lin Li wanted to open Bai Bufan's brain to see what kind of structure he had to type these messages.

"Simple people are easy to be fished, but idiots are not simple, because idiots don't know that someone has dropped a fishing hook in front of him." Chen Tianming shook his head and sighed, "Bufan is really a god, Chunai sister: Do you want to add WeChat to my fish pond to prepare for gold coins?

But what about Brother Bufan: Sister, come on~ I won't add it! Hahahahaha——

Bufan, from now on, we will call each other, you continue to call me dad, and I will call you brother! ”

Humans’ joys and sorrows are not the same. Bai Bufan didn’t know what was so funny now. He only felt the unbearable weight of life: “You three… can you fucking… get up first…”

No need to pay attention. No one paid attention.

“Hahahahaha——”

“?”

However, after seeing that he had hemorrhoid cancer for no apparent reason and the hemorrhoids had spread all over his body, Lin Li stopped laughing all of a sudden.

Such a vicious and disgusting disease. No wonder the other party would block you because they think you are disgusting.

What made Lin Li angry the most was that Bai Bufan, this bastard, used his name to cheat for leg photos, and after cheating, he didn’t even share them with himself. How selfish is this person?

Maybe I can forgive him if I give it to myself.

Zhou Baowei and Chen Tianming laughed even harder.

Chen Tianming laughed so hard that tears came out, so he took the tissue on the bed and started to wipe his tears.

Why is the tissue clumped?

Wait.

After realizing what was going on, Chen Tianming went to the bathroom to wash his face without laughing.

Lin Li discovered a law from this.

——The law of conservation of laughter, laughter will not disappear, laughter will only transfer from one person's face to another's face.

Hee hee.

When Chen Tianming left, Bai Bufan, who was finally able to breathe, said with a grim face: "Fuck, I'm alive now. No, buddy, you really treat me as a cushion! Get up!"

...

The remaining chat records have basically been read, and some are the type that will not be replied at all, so Zhou Baowei left to continue studying his express delivery, and Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li expectantly:

"How is it, after reading this, is it helpful to you? Can we follow the clues and take action as soon as possible?"

"It's helpful, you made me feel better, and the efficiency of the next work should be improved." Lin Li nodded seriously.

"?"

Is this considered helpful?

Bai Bufan was very sad.

He was blocked until one o'clock last night, but in return he was ridiculed like this.

Sincerity cannot be exchanged for sincerity.

"I also added a few WeChat friends, not tea sellers, do you want to take a look?" Bai Bufan said sadly.

"Send them all to me, these bloggers, and the WeChat accounts you added, send them all to me, but don't send the one selling tea, I'll use my account to ask later to see if I can get some more information." Lin Li nodded.

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