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Chapter 56: One day is Oxer, and one life is Oxer

"Add WeChat, so I can send you the document when the time comes." Song Luping said to Lin Li.

"Okay, brother." Lin Li nodded, took out his mobile phone and showed his QR code.

Lin Li has two mobile phone numbers, one is for the number package, and the other is mainly used for data, so he also has two WeChat accounts.

At this moment, he showed his small WeChat account. Although there is also a circle of friends, there is no personal information, and it will not let Song Luping realize that he is not Bai Bufan.

"Prevent." Request to add you as a friend.

It turned out to be a top-notch single-word ID, and it was an anime black and white male head. Could it be that his brother Ping is also an online male god?

"Uh... Bufan, is this "The tutor randomly checked my graduation project and was shocked" you?" Song Luping frowned and found that things did not seem simple.

"Yes, Brother Ping, it's me." Lin Li dared to use this nickname only on his small account.

Song Luping looked at the WeChat account with the avatar of the silly star, and his mouth twitched slightly.

Have I really found the right person to inherit my mantle?

Song Luping suddenly felt a little unconfident.

After adding each other as friends, the two continued to eat barbecue and chat, telling each other their innermost feelings, but half of them were true and half of them were false.

——Lin Li said half of what he said was all false, and Song Luping said half of what he said was all true.

I don’t know if Song Luping has a poor alcohol tolerance. Lin Li always feels that he has only drunk one bottle, but he is a little drunk and pulls him to talk a lot. This kind of thing can only be shared with children at the same table.

What about his first love, his first time, etc.

Today’s shorts are red - Song Luping even told Lin Li this.

The other party was so sincere, and when Lin Li thought about what he told him, there was not a single truth in it, and he felt a little guilty.

Lin Li originally planned to reciprocate.

Song Luping gave him a map, and he sent him in.

It made sense.

But now, this idea has changed a little.

Maybe we can try hard to make him turn over a new leaf? Make a happy ending?

In total, they ordered food worth 70 yuan, and before they knew it, they had finished eating quickly.

Without the idea of ​​continuing to order, Lin Li called the waiter to settle the bill.

"Bufan, how can I let you treat me? I'm kidding. As your brother, I'll pay, I'll pay!" The tipsy Song Luping squinted and said loudly.

Lin Li smiled and showed his QR code for the store to scan.

Damn it.

You're here to pay, so why don't you get up.

You're sitting in the farthest seat, and you didn't even try to stop me when you said it, and you didn't even move. Isn't that a bit too much?

You even refused to pull with me?

Song Luping might be afraid that I don't understand the ways of the world, so I'll let him pay when the time comes.

Damn adult.

Lin Li withdrew his previous thoughts and decided to send Song Luping in.

Once an Oxer, a lifetime of Oxer, there is no such thing as turning over a new leaf!

"Brother Ping, that's it, I'm going back?" The two of them left the barbecue restaurant side by side. As Lin Li unlocked the bicycle lock, he said to Song Luping.

"Okay, Bufan, be careful along the way. I'll start packing things when I get back." Song Luping nodded.

"Brother, you have to be careful." Looking at Song Luping who was walking a little shaky, Lin Li said weakly.

Before sending the Xiling comprehensive chicken farming map to him, you must be alive.

If you want to die, you must die later.

"It's okay, my home is not far away, just over there." Song Luping waved his hand and pointed in a direction.

Lin Li looked at Song Luping who was pointing at the barbecue restaurant and fell into silence.

Is it your home? Just point it.

Sighing, Lin Li finally took Song Luping to the downstairs of his residence under semi-accompaniment, and then rode back to his own home.

The address plus one, when the time comes to send him to the Demon Suppression Division, the reference materials will be richer.

...

Home.

Lin Li was in a good mood.

The most troublesome problem was finally solved.

Now I just need to wait for Song Luping to send me the chicken farm's life and death book, so that I can randomly choose the lucky person to be cleared.

I should be able to take action this weekend - even if Song Luping didn't send me the document before.

Because in the subsequent chat, Song Luping mentioned that Lin Li also remembered a chicken farm that met his requirements, but it was far away and not the best option.

But there is always a goal. If Song Luping doesn't send me the document, then I will investigate and rush it.

Yang Liang will definitely be very happy. I will give him performance again.

Huang Tian in Xiling Town will be strangled in my hands.

"Buzz-buzz-"

Just sitting on the sofa and enjoying the future, Lin Li found that the mobile phone he had just placed on the coffee table kept vibrating.

"So sorted it out so quickly?" With this thought, Lin Li turned on the phone.

One message after another popped up on the lock screen interface frantically. Before I could read the previous one clearly, the next one came up.

Am I bombarded by text messages?

Lin Li unlocked his phone and clicked on a message:

“Wang Yuezhi didn’t pay for prostitution! Wang Yuezhi didn’t pay for prostitution! Wang Yuezhi didn’t pay for prostitution!”

Lin Li: “?”

Is there such a thing? It turns out that the expert is by my side. You Wang Yuezhi, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, really can’t tell. If you had told me earlier, I would have become your buddy immediately. People like Bai Bufan have long been tired of thinking about it. Kicked.

Next article.

"Wang Yuezhi carried his wife to the hotel to book a room last night! It was such a fun time! Click the link to watch the video!"

Lin Li: "??"

ah?

"Wang Yuezhi pretended to be a lolita to seduce Hawking to go to Lolita Island..."

"Wang Yuezhi used the absence list to deceive college students and said it was an attendance sheet..."

"Wang Yuezhi gave the Japanese a nuclear bomb and said it was a hand warmer..."

Lin Li checked the text messages sent and found that they were all attacking Wang Yuezhi. He also realized that they were probably not true, but deliberately smearing and spreading rumors.

"It rhymes pretty well."

But what happened? Why are these text messages sent to my mobile phone? Moreover, the numbers sent are still different, and the same number is not sent all the time.

A message popped up on WeChat, but it was not Song Luping.

"Bai Bufan: Did something happen?"

Great, no reasoning needed, the murderer always returns to the scene of the crime and the culprit has been found.

"Lin Li: "Screenshot"."

"Bai Bufan: Hahahahahahaha."

"Lin Li:? What did you do? What are you doing?"

"Bai Bufan: No, I was still trying to find our goal tonight, and then I met a sister who wanted to chat naked with me."

"Lin Li: Continue."

Lin Li waited for Bai Bufan to continue explaining.

Bai Bufan is not stupid enough to believe this kind of thing, and the subject of the text message sent is Wang Yuezhi, which can already explain something.

"Bai Bufan: There have been so many anti-fraud propagandas, it's better to try it than to hear it a hundred times, so I went to experience it.

So I turned into Wang Yuezhi, and after the sister asked me about my XP and preferences, she said that she also liked my XP and that we were a perfect match, and started inviting me to chat naked.

I had already put on my philosophy mask, but the other person told me that I had to do it on the software she sent me.

I felt there was a virus, so I downloaded a virtual machine.

It turned out that the software itself did not have much virus, but when it was first started, it said it was updating, but in fact it was asking for permission to read information and retrieve mobile phone information.

Based on my prediction, I made up a set of mobile phone contacts on the virtual machine, and only your information was true. "

Lin Li: "..."

"Bai Bufan: Then the video chat started. Lin Li, don't tell me. I don't know if it's AI or video recording, but it looks real.

The person on the other side saw that I was wearing a mask and was trying to persuade me gently at first. Then when I saw that I refused to show my face, he suddenly turned against me and started greeting my family.

Can I bear this? I directly called Baowei Tianming and the others over, and one of the six scolded her until she cried. "

Lin Li blinked.

Grass.

The full output of the six people in Bai Bufan's dormitory was really scary. These sisters were also pitiful people. Lin Li couldn't imagine what kind of condolences her ears had received.

"Bai Bufan: She just left us a message, 'Wait until everyone knows about the good things you did, please don't send messages,' and then hung up the phone.

That's why I came to ask you to see if I sent you anything. "

What else could Lin Li say?

"Lin Li: 6"

"Bai Bufan: You're laughing so hard, you're still threatening me and asking me to transfer 2,000 yuan to her, you clown."

"Lin Li: The most humane thing you did in this matter was that you didn't take my name."

"Bai Bufan: We are all buddies. Can I not know when I can use your name? We are brothers in our hearts."

"Lin Li: I'm a little embarrassed for what you did. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have spread rumors to Chen Yuying about you having hemorrhoids at noon."

"Bai Bufan:?"

"Bai Bufan: "Voice" 60s·"

Recommended book by a good friend:

"The Demon Lord"

Immortals are just cultivators, and demons can also open the door to immortality.

Born to be different from ordinary mortals, he is the Taoist master who has trampled all the bones.

——

How come you can't achieve enlightenment if you are born in a demon sect?

Since he was reborn in this world where immortals and demons stand side by side and gods and Buddhas preach, Ying Chen has to climb up the stairs step by step until when he looks back, he can see all the people bowing their heads and calling out Taoist Master!

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